Cyril’s spinelessness doesn’t usually get him in trouble, but no such luck this time. Xane’s clearly got a chip on his shoulder; Maxx and co. better watch out.
-Jesse
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The Legend Of Maxx
A webcomic about friendship, exploration, stupidity and the ongoing battle against evil and also zombies
And Cyril still can’t figure out which end to hold on to.
darn it Cyril!!! is it possible that the only book you have read is the book about the unorthodox reverse grip sword fighting??
you should really read more manuals and sword magazines…
cyrill you…you..?
P.S. Xane: victim blame? is that some form of invisible torture?
*Sigh*
You do know that reverse grip is still holding the handle, right? Just with the point facing behind you instead of forward.
I second the motion
Waaaaaaait a second. Just noticed that thr [i] snow flinx, zombies, and ogres [/i], of all characters, is on the banner… Yet Maple and Poa aren’t, and neither am I or any of the vikings.
Wut
P.S can someone tell me what the update schedule is? I’m a longtime fan, and yet I don’t know the schedule. -_-“
There is a black band above the current comic with words on them. The second word says ABOUT. Read that.
Yeah, that particular skeleton was in only one comic. You are definitely more important than some bones…..
I can see how that is a bit insulting. My apologies.
Thanks for letting me know about the updates. (imma gonna click the ad twice now for no reason)
I see nothing wrong with your comment about bones.
Skeledeath watch out for he-guide
stary the fallenstar
lol
i like it
When passing a blade you should always hold it by the blade actually… He was offering the grip to Xane, not the dagger.
but he wasn’t passing the blade!
actually he was…
What if CYRIL is the snitch informant mentioned in comic 300? O.O
PS I’m playing around with formatting 🙂
Hey Ina?
Sadly even cyril should have known to just throw it into the ocean.
Panel 4: when me and my friends thank someone for finishing my sentence, but then realize it was the school bully who finished it for me.
if he threw it into the ocean Xane wold have used his nyad powers to bring it back to him and he would have stabbed him anyway
Just for the record, IM THE REAL FLOWER!
the first and i will not tolerate any duplicates and copycats
No, you are just the flower that inhibits the mind of Alexx, a polar oppisite of Maxx
Exactly. It’s just Logic.
i do believe cyril has learned how to hold the blade of a sword, and not be cut. well done cyril!
What the HELL, Cyril.
For being a Cyril, he sure is stupid.
It’s almost.
That’s usually 89 percent.
How lucky were YOU on this adventure?
Yeah.
cyril is a retard.
That’s rude! Few hours later* huge group of people with me in the group all attack Xane and Xane dies*
So this is how it ends…
its a good day for Came to get dunked on.
XANE i mean
So many misspellings of Xane, so little time…
No it was auto correct.
It’s still misspelled.
T-T
It’s a good day to die.
meQtaHbogh qachDaq Suv qoH neH
You noticed.
hes like me
actually Cyril tried to fight Xane by using the dagger against him!
…
but Cyril doesn’t know how to use 1 Handed Weapons…
or 2 handed…
…
or weapons… :/
Or magic, basic tools, building materials, and on occasion, common sense.
You would think he knows how to hold a sword with how much he reads…really though…more defenseless then a bunny, Cyril disappoints me.
Disappointment is Cyrill’s middle name.
Seriously. His parents wanted a girl.
Or a boy, or Martian, or anything except a Cyril, but guess who they got? No wonder Cyril had the nightmare early on…IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!
Wot
§
Aww, come on! Hannah said my internal bleeding had a chance to heal on its own! But now…
Why? Why, are you so gullible? Why?
Will Maxx, Cyril, and co. escape or defeat the infamous Xane? Will they ever stop the naiad? Can they make it to the underworld in time to get the next sword of awesomeness? Only time will tell. To be continued next summer.
COMING TO A WEBSITE NEAR YOU
This movie contains scenes that might be too graphic for younger viewers.
Just kidding. MERP
Being probably one of the smartest Cyril, you REALLY can be stupid, how did you no figure out that he would, I don’t know, SHANK YOU
Don’t worry- He will respawn…
The last thing I wanted was for him to take after me… I don’t wanna deal with him.
Where have you been anyways we haven’t seen you since Xane suggestively killed you over pizza at the dugeon
He’s going to be the underdog. When all seems lost, Tyrone, the man who only wanted the perfect entrance, will make the greatest entrance of all time: running in, minisharks a’bazin, so amazingly that Xane’s face will be ripped of just at the sight. And when Maxx asks who he is, he’ll say “The Arms Dealer. Tyrone the Arms Dealer.”
Or he’ll be eaten by a man eater on his way to the battle.
Maybe, just maybe Cyril will not respawn
Nah, that plot twist will be saved for WoF
There is actually a glitch in Terraria that there is a slight chance that Guides won’t respawn.
Hmmm…… Don’t worry, this comic is a funny comic, Jesse wouldn’t let it happened! Just maybe…
OMG
It’s Meta Knight from BiTF
I applaud ur profile pic, mabel pines.
Yeah, it is! Thanks!
Cyril is book smart, but otherwise he’s not smart. At all.
I guess you’ll be able to see Ina again, and that won’t totally suck.
Nah, because he just goes to the waiting room.
Dinger. I wanted to see them meet up again/
Who me?
P.S. can someone please tell me the update schedule for LoM?
mondays, wednesdays, and fridays, but building and spriting can take some time
At this point you should know NEVER to get involved in Xane’s “games”. They ALWAYS end with everyone except him dead.
On the bright side, at least the Chosen One is still moderately fine.
On the not-so-bright side, the Chosen One is Maxx and Xane has a weapon.
Considering Max wanted to have fun, he’s probably a softcore player which means he can respawn sooner than the NPCs.
But I think we can all agree that dying would at least sting a bit.
Yeah 😛
Maxx, not max
NO! There is to be no profanity here! This comic is awesome! You leave, and take you dirty mouth with you!
You wanted a respond, you got one!
Language!
RESPECT THE LEGEND
What. Did. I. Just. Say?
Good job Cyril good job giving the murder his weppon of killing
its slime bunny!
:O
You could almost say he writes tragedy and sins or something.
I dunno.
Yay! Fellow P!ATD fan! YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how hard can it be to master “give Xane his dagger back”.
Well that’s not the hard part the hard part is surviving
pretty hard for cyril to master holding it
Blurple.
Seriously Xane, how much do you want for that ship? (and dagger…)
IM (ONE) OF THE FIRST
Without the (one), you are still technically saying “im one of the first”.
Oh, Darn. That was the wrong link -_-”
What the…
Hmmm
Strange that was
Hah, I (rhett and) linked that video when I got a first comment. xD
How do you add a video?
SICK VIDEO ; )
No, you’re the tenth commenter
Sry,actually like eleventh, or twelfth
I said ONE of the first
also: ninth
Also, Cyril, that was not very wise,like at all
♫Oooh Cyril, youuu did it agaaain.♫
At least try to do what’s right.
Also, Xane, please, that is not a junk. That’s like, a raft compared to an actual junk #getrekt
P.S. Hate having to reply to my own comments, but this comments page does not have edit or delete buttons, so ya. :\
Dude, you know, it kind of is a junk
Junks are much bigger than Xane’s though.
He only needed one large enough to transport him and three men.
Which is not two.
The mortality rate for soldier under Xane’s command is very low. Yet only 10% of the dead come from actual battles.
#Skeledeath I don’t see how that’s relevant.
I’m saying they only need to transport 3-4 people. They could have built a full-sized junk; they could have built a rowboat.
Then he just has a boat, or an extra extra small junk. Xane’s junk is not manly at all.
Xane? XANE? XAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!
Wait a minute, aren’t you supposed to be in a temple in Africa worshipping June?
I did a job switch for today.
He left me in charge.
All Hail Almighty June!
June June June!
Calm down man and my sister (June) will kill him or I will. =-l
or dad
Dad u rule
I could KILL June
I’m confused is cyril trying to attack xane with the dagger and holding it the wrong way or is he giving the dagger back so xane wont kill them
He is giving it back to him
What does it matter? He’s still gonna die anyways.
He could always run for the hills, on a ship it would be hard though.
Can jonas use his cannon to blast that junk to peices of junk?
I’ve considered the cannon, but not like that. Well said, Johnny.
“OH, NO! NOT THE XANE! NOT THE XANE! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, HE’S IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!”
Sorry, I had to make that reference.
@Xane: I have nothing against you, buddy.
Need some bleach? I hear that it’s good for cleaning out your eyes.
Talking about references, it reminded me of the dialog from Comic #427:
June: ”What’s the holdup?”
Cyril: ”Oh, nothing, only I’m… somewhat concerned about carrying this dagger around. I… very much hope THAT IT’S OWNER DOESN’T COME LOOKING AROUND FOR IT.”
June: ”Oh, don’t be such a baby, it’s not like IT BELONGED TO THE MANIAC (aka Xane) or anything.”
Well, seems like Cyril was right with his concern.
…
I gotta give it to you.
You are correct.
…as much as I don’t like naiad…
I still don’t know whether Xane has a ponytail or if it is the lying on his cape.
Also, why are Cyril’s hands so small when they are at his sides?
I am pretty dang sure it’s loose hair
The robe is too long for him
MoonLord approves of Xane’s dark ideas.
What if…
The Moon Lord is the creator of Corruptors….
Which are creators of the Corruption….
Which is worshiped and used by the Naiad….
One of which is a powerful and psychopathic warrior named Xane….
And their king, Xylan, being mind-controlled by the Moon Lord….
All so that the Moon Lord becomes the Multiverse Lord!
We. Are. DOOMED!
Nice knowing everyone.
We aren’t entirely doomed. I have my Stardust Dragon, we probably have at LEAST fifty player characters here, so unless this is expert mode, than…. We stand a small chance.
Something happened with my system recently and I can’t load my main world. If were training to take down the Lord, My guy is going to be out of commission till spring.
Are you really Skeledeath, or an imposter? I must figure out by THROWING CARS AT YOU
You’ll have to catch me first!
My character uses all weapons (mainly melee) and has Dragon Armor (set bonus is +21 melee speed and movement speed) but, sadly he’s on mobile, though I could help
Well me and Devin almost beat it together…hey don’t blame me for dying its Stardust Armor! And Devin…He’s worse then me even with solar armor, which is sad!
we got
WITH KAOS ALIVE, HUMANITY HAS A CHANCE, THEN ILL TAKE CONTROL AS SUPREME LEADER OF ALL HUMANITY
…well were doomed
K.
I’m not even human anyway.
You’re not moon lord, you’re an impostor
meh xane isnt that scary i could beat him easy and besides i seen things 100 times more scary then some blue guy with a killing fetish for he is more like a 90 on my 100 things that scare me list so he isnt worth even being on my top 25
People like you are why I barely read the comments.
.//bleaches brain
dude trust me i seen more scary thing that give some people like you nightmares even *shudder* certian people who shall not be named
No. You’re just clogging up the comment section with ridiculous things that make others (such as me) uncomfortable. All I want is for the comments to stay civil. I wish the LoM fandom wasn’t full of annoying little kids. Back in my day, we were like a brotherhood.
Welp. I sound like an old guy now. XD
fine dont believe me but when you learn of afew you would wish you’d listen to me
I am not scared of you. I’m simply disappointed and angry.
Dude. You ARE old.
*Bladara *cough* *omega flowey* *cough*
Omega Flowey is just a Photoshop creation. ;/
Exactly. He scared my pants off when I first saw him and NOT looked it up.
What is so scary about omega flower i just looked it up expecting something like Jeff The Killer or something and I was like we this aint scary :/
Its Cuz u didn’t see his appearance in UNDERTALE! Its not scary when u look it up. -_-
Well ya already ruined his supposed-to-be-a-suprise design, so you might as well print a picture of him and dunk it into the trash can.
I’ve seen scary things-and eaten some of them-but you don’t see me ranting about that, do you?
Ima gonna end this thread with one thing: Ridiculous
Dude this is a silly comic, it’s not to be taken seriously. Nobody cares if “you’ve seen scarier”
Exactly. This is a webcomic, not a creepypasta.
Wow Cyril… just wow…
…and cyril still holds the dagger on the wrong end.
Actually, that’s the right way to hold a knife if you are going to give it to someone, so I assume that goes for a dagger too.
He is not injure when he holds a dagger this time~ oh yeah~ but still dyng at last~ oh no~ (singing)
The first time, he was probably gripping it hard like you grip a sword, this time he is doing it lightly as to not cut himself.
*clap clap clap* Cyril, even with al your knowledge, your still an idiot.
To be honest. I don’t remember seeing Maxx and co. taking Xane’s blue dagger. And how did Cyril not cut his had this time by grabbing the blade of the dagger. Also, that’s more of a shortsword than a dagger.
Maxx & Co. didn’t take the dagger from Xane, Xane “gave” it to Cyril. Then Cyril was revived by Aley when June smashed Xane into the ground with a dirt jet. And you would give a dagger/sword by holding it by the flat side… Although its true that the person being Cyril would probably mean that he WOULD hold it by the sharp edge, but whatever.
Wait never mind, Xane “gave” it to Hannah not Cyril.
Preeeetty sure that’s NOT the Muramasa.
Ya your right. Wasn’t the muramasa curved
He didn’t ask for the Muramasa, he asked for his second dagger. He’s going to try to get it anyway.
Yeah the muramasa was a really long (by terraria standards) blue curved sword, and xane’s dagger/short sword was I guess, more personnel to him.
How did he get on their ship. I don’t remember him being able to warp and that Junk has no boarding techniques
He doesn’t “warp” he jumps extremely quickly, then holds out a portal gun in order to fall faster. Or he just uses a special portal gun that using clear shots, and the shots go 10x faster.
BAND UP GET THE PEOPLE FROM THE COMIC, now we all kill Xane!
And we all lived good and happy lives, and Xane was never heard of again!
Nah. You ain’t funny.
He already died!
The only dead thing around here is my brain cells. X_X
Winner: Xyvareth.
Well, Somebody isn’t funny.
If you want to kill Xane, JOIN US! THE ALMIGHTY JUNE SHALL PROTECT US! (especially you Somebody! I will let you be my right hand man if you want!)
*June fails and Sans comes* YYRRRRREEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
But what about papyrus? NYAHAHA!
Look, sophiamechanic, sophia is taken. Sophiathemechanic took that charachter a LOOONG time before you did. You need to change character!
I want to join!!! 😀
WE GOT MABLE UP IN HERE!
If you shall, name yourself, June Cult Right Hand.
I will never join a cult. My hometown is a scientology HQ. I’ve seen what it’s done to people…..
Like this?
Yes. It is official. You are now a part of our cult. Welcome!
OH NO! MY NAME IS REVEALED!
Yes! Thank you! Wait, Hudson is your name?? Don’t worry I will keep it as a secret…… 😉
Thank you Mabel! You’re a life saver. (Not the candy)
WE LOST MABLE TO A RIDICULOUS CULT!!! NOOOOOOO
Ridiculous cult?! I haven’t hear this before! Sorry, I am JUNE CULT now. 😛
Ridiculous cult?! I haven’t hear this before! Sorry, I am JUNE CULT now. 😛
Ridiculous cult?! I haven’t hear this before! Sorry, I am JUNE CULT now.
Yeah!
Can I have a special part in the Cult like left-hand-man? I mean June wouldn’t be here without me. AND I gave her her obsessive rage.
I’d imagine that you would be the father of the cult, assuming your part of it, after all, you are June’s father.
Ok! You can be right hand!
Left hand, etc.
Can I join the cult of worshiping my sister I will Even revil my name (Spruce)
I will let anybody in June’s family be part of the cult.
#Junes secret brother# I revealed your name last comic. Your name is Acacia.
Xane does not get a lot of Sun he very pale
No, that’s a normal Naiad skin tone. Compare him to Xylan.
I didn’t know thx
PS don’t kill me Xane
… Dude.
I’m not even Xane.
I know I wasn’t talking to you
Yeah well, as far as we know, none of the naiad are in the sun often. Xylan is like the worst example you could give, because he spends his time wearing a black robe in a dungeon sealed up so well that dirt can’t get in.
Well, if you look at the Naiads in comic 210, you can see that all of them are pale as ghosts. I think it’s a natural thing.
Yeah I guess that it is the skin tone of all naiad. but its still because they spend all their time shut up in teh dungeon! (or mebbe it is natural idk. we may never know for sure unless maxx asks why he is so pale. :P)
I SAID NOW!
True and well said!
Btw Cyril is giving xane his dagger property
I was talking to bird.
Ikr
Why do I get the felling that June knew it was Xane and is sitting back in perpose
I think she is scared of Xane
I do see that, but I don’t get that though.
Well the reason I say that is because of the way she talk about him
Isn’t everyone?
I would get that, but also would get it the other way around.
Time for Zane and a bunch of naiad soldiers vs maxx and gang
Possibly.
Dude you forgot US, oh yeah June could get all the dryad over at their base, or their home base.
And a Dryad-Naiad scuffle would commence.
I’m almost certain the next comic will be epic
And us, and maybe just maybe the angel.
I think June exact power match is Xane.dun dun DUN!
a possiblity
Oops I forgot is.
You know, it would have been really smart and heroic if Cyril took that opportunity to try and stab Xane with his own dagger and alert the others. Granted, It probably wouldn’t have worked, but it would have been far more intelligent than what he did.
Also, some of the comments are getting a little out of hand…
He should summon another bunny.
Ya know, I had a feeling Cyrill would be the first to die. I just didn’t think it would be this fast.
Congrats, Cyrill! That’s a new world record!
…Well, he’s improved somewhat. After all, he didn’t even turn pale like he did when he was last in this EXCACT position!
SO.MUCH.COMMENTS.
Last +2
Some comic have over 200 comments
Last one almost reached 400
I think eventually there will be a comic with 100,000,000,000 comments.
Finally caught up again! And when things were starting to get intense! XD Keep up the great work, the adventures on June the Destroyer were a great read 😀 Hope Xane gets his butt kicked by the all awesome June XD
You seem like you need a cult to join. Would you be a kind person and join our cult? We all treat each other well. If you do, this is your invite.
I’ll join!
Ok. I’ll let you.
Name yourself June Cultist
Sure, I’ll join
all are doomed, pray for your lifes, sell your life to the naiads.
all hail Xane the almighty,
beneath whose power even Xyvareth covered
and dared to seldom use
Please, don’t turn this into the Reptilian brotherhood of LOM…
—{=====>
☹️
To quote Sterling Archer:
JESUS CYRIL!
Let the record show that
a) this was DEFINITLEY a junk and I thought it was that the whole time, even thought I have no clue what a junk or any other of the boats mentioned looked like.
b) I was the first to call them Maxx and co.
Now that Xane is back, I can officially ask:
Do you have one long braid that you wrapped around your neck, one medium braid and a beard, or a scarf or something that you decided to wear because it was the exact same color as your hair?
I think it’s supposed to be loose hair/epic sideburns. My interpretation of Xane’s hair is this (excuse my horrible art skills): http://i.imgur.com/xtXGpvY.jpg
Eh, I dunno. I kinda think he has a beard.
Which leads me to my follow up question: Do all Naiads have strange and occasionally gender-confusing hairstyles? cough Xylan cough
My theory is that female Naiads would have pixie-cuts. I like my sideburn interpretation, though. To each their own.
Your drawing is great, just needs some work.But if your intention was merely drawing the hair, then good one.
Can someone remind me how Xane’s dagger came to be in the party’s possession? Also, we’ll (probably) see Xane and June fighting, yay 😀
I think June stole it.
But he was KO’ed by her return to the story, they never interacted. I’ll go back and try to find out, let’s see
Here it is: http://legendofmaxx.com/archives/1366 It was left in Hannah’s chest., after which they just kept it.
Oh. I don’t have the best memory. XD
Xane! I have a love-hate relationship with him. Help me.
And yeah, Cyril should have seen that coming…
And he still can’t figure out how to hold the sword correctly! Goodness, man. It’s your fault entirely that you keep getting hurt. (Victim blaming. Sorry about that.) 😉
Xane is loco en la cabaza. That casual hand-over was a really gullible action, considering it’s Cyril the nerd we’re talking about.
It would be cool if Cyril actually died, we would be able to see the angel of respawn again. It’s been a while.
Upon seeing Remmy, Cyrill does the most violent thing he can think of and physically do in heaven.
Which is throw a glass of ale at him…and miss…and then get really sad.
But then Ina will be there to cheer him up!
XANE! I mean
Guess who got Stabbed!
I feel like that would be a good game show. Que the Price is Right!
Maxx, come on down!
Cyrill, come on down!
Hannah, Come on down!
Naiad Soldier #1, come on down!
Your the next contestants on Who Got Stabbed!
And here’s your host with the most (blood on his hands), its Xaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnneeee the Naiad!
I would watch that. XD
I guess… you captaincookie! Burn!
That was bad and tasteless
I wonder if the ocelot will help fight against the naiad.
No, cyril, noooooo! You are dying againnnnn! 🙁
But I don’t feel surprised that this will happen.
It’s becoming a monthly occurrence.
Cyril’s deaths 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Who is the stupidest person in the comic?
Cyril and Tyrone
wheres tyrone? Oh, thats right, Heaven!
I think all of Maxx’s companions are represent one of the four tribes
Cyril=Naiads
June=Dryads
Aley=Faeries
Hannah=Djinn
you
166th! Oh, too late? My bad. That’s Elder Fungus’s job.
So How r u dad?
Great.
all hail xane
Copycat
ARE YOU SUGGESTING SOMETHING?
http://legendofmaxx.com/archives/1368
Cyril holds the same dagger, and bleeds.
But not in this comic, somehow.
Maybe he held it with a looser grip in this comic, and that’s why there’s no blood on his hand.
But, personally, I’d rather have a bloody hand then a bloody torso.
me too
No for his hand to bleed he needs to hold on to the blade for longer, like in the corruption comic where he goes da ba de ba do ba da to de ADVENTURE doo ba doo ba ddoooooo babababababd DANGER.
Srry no the comic after tht
next comic first panel “DECOY SPELL”
suddenly the dagger and cyril disappear and it zooms out to show cyril above them and them maxx throws zane overboard
gg
coooome onnnnnn
I think you know that’s never going to happen.
Well, it could. 0.001% chance.
You better watch out, you better not cry! You better watch out i’m telling you why…
Because XANE IS COMING TO TOWN!
XANE IS COMING TO TOWN!
XANE IS FRIGGING COMING TO TOWN!
Well, there goes the town.
way to kick Cyril while he’s down. His hand is probably bleeding because he gave you the dagger, man. how rude
I noticed that Xane stabbed Cyrill in the cross on his chest.
X marks the spot.
Xane is very proud of his work
It’s not funny anymore…
Glad I’m up here on the mast!
Wait, what he say about fire?
I’m glad I’m on this buoyant fire proof mast!
It’s not going to protect you for long.
I kind of feel like Cyrill being stabbed is partially your fault. Should have gone with the rotors.
But they don’t work.
Language!
*Puts on bad word muffling boots and overalls that allow flight and flies away.*
So let’s bloody see some ass-whoop from the side who SHOULD, by all reasonable accounts, be the ones performing the ass-whooping.
*had to finish comment, got cut off*
Hey Jesse, what website did you use to make this comic?
He didn’t use a website. He used some programs including MS Paint and Terraria.
…….
FIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT SCCCCEEEENNNEEEESSSS
Ze vessel will be destroyed… Vat a shame
HEY XANE! WHY U GOT TO KILL ME WHILE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH THE DRYAD?!
You’re BACK?!?
Heck YEA! Now shhhhh and let me finish my studies.
Also, I just got my new Gravatar
I thought that was Xylan.
He died in ”mysterious ways”. Wether it was me or Xane is still a secret.
Oh and nice gravatar Xygvane, although the Weeping Prophet is way 2 eZ
Meh, my best guy is only Uber 4, but im uping my chloro as fast as i can from level 8 to 20
Also, it was Xane who TRIED to kill me (June said in that one comic, “I’ll bet your friend the maniac knows all about that). As you can see, I am clearly not dead.
Am I missing something?
Maxx says: “Ha! Told you!” to Cyril when Cyril was the one who said it was a junk while arguing with Maxx. Maxx annoyingly questioned this and then said that the person on the ship, Xane, would say what type of ship it was.
Is Maxx happy about the fact that the person on the ship knew what type of boat it was or what?
Oops srry didn’t see your comment before I commented the same thing
I just let Cyril get stabbed I’m a bad friend, sorry Guidy and told you it was a junk
You are a bad friend.
1. First night, death by zombie decapitation.
2. Second day, near drowning, falling of tall ledges, nearly sacrificed by angry skeletons, body swap, and causing the Eye to come out the next night by eating a giant heart.
3. Third day, accidently summoned the Eater.
4. 4th morning, built everyone new houses except Cyrill.
5. Nearly cooked alive by pygmies.
6. Nearly crushed by avalanche.
7. Frozen.
8. Burned.
9. Cursed.
10. Wife decapitated.
11. Betrayal.
12. More undead.
13. And overall insults by your lack of intelligence.
14. Oh, and lets not forget letting Xane on the boat to kill him.
15. I’m thinking I forgot a few things. Let me know if I did.
Wow you remember so many details
Your going to get stabbed next, maxx
HEY JUNE, YOUR MY ENTIRE WORLD BABE , I LOVE YOU KISS KISSY?
Woah, dude. Back up. That is very graphic.
Uhh… wat?
Since June and Xylan were engaged, does that mean she’s my daughter in law? Even though I hate Dryads…
AIDAN, LAY OFF JUNE OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO A HUMAN THROW RUG, YOU TASTELESS PERVERT.
This is Peridot, relaying a message to Aiden the Mechanic from June the Dryad. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NiOxYMkfoc
Aidan Lay Of My Sister Or I Will Kill You And Eat Your Corpse It Proboly Not Diferent From Rotten Chuncks.
I’m backing up Junipers(oh no! I’m ded! -_-) brother. NEVER do tht 2 June.
Maxx don’t take June away from me….
Actually, since Maxx has been in love with June for over two years (yes, it’s been that long) and you’ve only found this comic last week, you would be stealing June from him.
And while were on the subject of love, why did you almost marry Xylan, June? Since both you and your people hate each other, why did it seemingly almost work out?
Those were old times, mate. We broke up once war started (or so)
*Sigh*… You don’t get that we worship June, don’t you? She has a crush on *ERROR*- crush not found. Don’t do that you pervert.
Hey, you do realize that June would OBLITERATE YOUR EVERY ATOM before kissing you or even touching you, right?
Um you said it was a sloop at first then said it was a schooner.
and June accidentally summoned the eater.
If you are the one I mad the gravatar for, this applies to you, Maxx:
You haven’t used the gravatar I made!
Although I like your, uh, idea, is has a few holes.
1. June is getting weaker everyday.
2. Xane is faster then Aley.
3. Hannah is useless without Aley.
4. Cyrill is…Cyrill.
5. The Chosen One is Maxx. And even though he isn’t the first, he is likely the last.
Also, LANGUAGE!
Wait for me, Sophia!
The Longer June is away from a relative (and the only living relative is me) she gets weaker.
I’m alive…
no….no your not.
Realy my dad is a Psychopath (no offence) He is a driad and June is my sister we were best sibling-friends right dad
You are?! That…Is…Awesome!!!!!!!!
No,her power is tied to the hallow, not you.
too late.
Again… Two of us… Why?…
Because, she chose Sophia then you came along a chose sophia and now we have 2 sophias when we should have only 1.
To clarify, YOU SOPHIAMECHANIC ARE THE FAKE, sophiathemechanic is the original
Btw fungus, what’s ur email again
Zee sophia vith the storm clouds came virst, but I think ve should just drop this conversation.
Cyril is still my favorite character I will never give up on him
Oh yeah!
Latest comment so far
Guess who’s back……Aidan the great thing on EARTH!
Duh
I’m smarter than Sophia the mechanic, in fact let’s play a game! Try to roast Sophia! Lol
>Says he is the greatest thing on Earth.
>Proceeds to say he is smarter than a fictional character, which is pointless, because real and fictional can’t really be compared,for obvious reasons.
>It is clear you are trying to compensate for something you don’t have.
Burned!
…
That was an awesome burn tho
You better watch out…. you better not cry! You better not poat, I’m telling you why……
XANEY Claus is coming to town
He checking his list, he check in it twice, he gonna
Find out who’s undead and alive,
XANEY Claus is coming……
TO TIWN!!!
Lol
If u keep doing tht, u will cowar under my Starwrath (not starfury. The PC content only sword tht drops from the ml).
Well, it’s time to go. Good night.
I realized that I’ve been commenting a lot recently. Probably because schools over for Christmas and I’m on break! 🙂
I’m still in school and winter break is in 3 days for me. D,,;
Anyone else notice the red cross (or plus sign?) on Cyril’s shirt? It looks like it’s just dying to say “TARGET ME HERE” (pun intended).
Anyone else noticed the red cross (or plus sign?) on Cyril’s shirt? It seems like as if it’s just dying to say “TARGET ME HERE” (pun intended).
So? What’s the matter? Our town was destroyed by BILL CIPHER!!! I bet even Xane can’t beat him!!!
tru but how is it in the buble besides it having evry thing u want
Inside the bubble is fun! Everything is under your control! But after I leave the bubble, I figure out that I was hearing a same music a whole week, I think I was totally nut when I was thinking about that I want to live in it forever!
If only that didn’t probably completely paralyse Cyril, maybe he could use some magic. You know, pull another “spell that we never saw him learn” and set Xane on fire to make him jump off the boat. Or maybe healing magic. Or maybe, you know, endurance magic so he can be treated in time. Or, at least summon a bunny to make him happier…
Also, this IS me. Not another clone.
Ok, the picture updated. Never mind.
Xane reminds me of Bill Cipher.
Maybe Xane actually is bill’s secret twin brother!!! Everyone has a secret twin in gravity falls! Wohoo!
Maxx should challenge xane to a boat race.
Does that mean I get stronger?
Cryil was not able to avoid the attack, That’s really sad because that stab was slower than SSB4 Ganondorf’s Warlock Punch.
Whats the update schedule?
I wish this comment section was more intelligent. Please put some actual thought into your predictions for once in your miserable life.
Er did anyone notice that in the last comment Cyril was the one saying it was a Junk and Maxx was saying that it wasn’t, but this comic Maxx says he told Cyril it was a Junk.
Join us, and burn Xane’s butt with lava!!
Also June is your new god now, horray for June! HORRAYYYYY
Why everytime I am reply to someone, it will be replaced at another place???
It’s weird like that.
by the way, June Cult Leader I decided to not join
It’s ok. not all people want to be a part of a cult.
I think it is my phone’s problem, I should comment with my sister’s computer!
You worship my sister Juniper a lot you want to destroy Xane I like you and your cult may I join in I know June more than my dad she tried to steal my vineohorn I found in the corruption.
Of cause! Welcome! ^-^……uh, actually it is June Cult Leader decide that, ask him!!
I’ll let ‘cha Spruce
Ese es el invocador de moon lord?
Hi
I REALLY hope that that fake flower is not here
I AM FLOUR
So to Sum up comments. there are a bunch of awesome people who roleplay as characters from the comic and a bunch of people who want to do this also but are failing at it for various reasons (taken an already claimed character or self inserting their character into events that never happened/twisting lore to include them) how close am I?
Yep. Entirely Correct! We also have unofiicial jobs, for instance Xane is the founder or leader if you like, I am the one who knows who is taken and makes most of the Gravatars and then you Elder Acorn who sort of alerts people if their character is taken, and so on.
P.S: Technically I am also a copier as there was an Elder Fungus, but he/she only ever commented something like 3 times about a year ago, WAAAY before roleplaying began here. So I am thus sort of the official one as that one never really did anything and doesn’t count as such… So I was the first semi-official Elder Fungus!
Part of the reason xane is the leader is cause I don’t like having swords in my chest
Thanks for the clarification. you people are just as fun to read as the comic
Huh… 333 comments, pressed the random button, and landed on comic #333…
Maybe it is my phone’s problem 😛
Even though this may sound strange, I kind of miss the days when Jesse would comment
Huh, strange, I tried to submit a comment but it didn’t work
nevermind
Is Aley a him or her
We don’t know
I love Xane.
Only that.
Finally fairies get representation on the internet!
If only I could figure out how to make a Tom Collins.
I’m sure that would get her power back, then again maybe it’s a good thing she’s getting weaker (looks nervously at dirt rod).
Can I have that pink stuff you fed Cyril
Where is all the update schedule info?
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I predict that if Xane touches me, Sophia’s gonna go haywire.
Ok really how many times has he been stabbed?!
Get them Xane!!