Comic #508: Nomenclature

It was really tempting to make this a 30-panel “Who’s on first?” kind of comic, but unfortunately that’s just not in the budget.

-Jesse

493 thoughts on “Comic #508: Nomenclature”

      1. I thought you were drunk by Xane “Decaf Beath Coffee”
        It may be my turn… JOHN CENA!!! *Crushing Coffe cup sounds*

        Really wanted to do that. Whos next?

      2. Xane, just a word of advice. You may be a freaking speed demon with insanity, but that boat you are about to go up against breaks all things of logic. I mean, it just created a crater in the ocean water with a freaking tank on the bottom of it. It is basically the ship version of you in some ways!!!

      3. they shot my ship, it sinks, they turn around, they freak about cause im right behind them, i kill them, get my dagger, and leave the ship floating for comic relief

      4. Then you stab Maple and Poa, return home to the dungeon victoriously, and laugh about it over brunch.

        I’m sorry, I’m just really mad that I cant get my stuff back.

      5. Wait, Aren’t fairies made of plazma, and therefore untouchable?
        Or aren’t they?
        And why does Gus have an accent?
        And how did Cyril’s arms grow back soon?

    1. Airboat
      Banana boat (merchant)
      Banana boat (recreational)
      Barge
      Bass boat
      Bathtub Boat
      Boita
      Bow rider
      Bracera
      Cabin cruiser
      Cable ferry
      Canoe
      Cape Islander
      Captain’s gig
      Car-boat
      Car float
      Catamaran
      Center console
      Coble
      Coracle
      Cornish pilot gig
      Crash rescue boat
      Cruise ship
      Cuddy boat
      Cutter
      Dhow
      Dinghy
      Dory
      Dragger
      Dragon boat
      Drift boat
      Drifter (fishing)
      Drifter (naval)
      Dugout
      Durham boat
      Electric boat
      Express cruiser
      Ferry
      Fireboat
      Fishing boat (contemporary)
      Fishing boat (traditional)
      Float tube
      Flyak
      Flying boat
      Folding boat
      Friendship sloop
      Full rigged pinnace
      Garbage scow
      Go-fast boat
      Gondola
      Gundalow
      Great Lakes freighter
      Houseboat
      Hovercraft
      Hydrofoil
      Hydroplane
      Ice boat
      Inflatable boat
      Jetboat
      Jet ski
      Jon boat
      Jukung
      Junk
      Kayak and Sea kayak
      Ketch
      Launch
      Landing craft
      Lifeboat
      Lighter
      Log boat
      Langschiff
      Longboat
      Longship
      Longtail
      Lugger
      Luxury yacht
      Mackinaw boat
      Masula boat
      Missile…

      1. You missed frigates, gallons,gun boats, u-boats, battleships, carriers, crusiers merchentmen, and ship-of-the-lines. There are probably a couple dozen more that I can’t remember off the top of my head

      1. who’s the real dumba**? the who reads some thing because they like it, or the one who specifacally finds a comic for the sole purpose of posting hate comments?

      2. Two things ‘creeper john’ first this site is clean, and Jesse needs to see this, second never, never use your email as your username. Too easy to hack.

      1. Real Sophia: Your impostor probably wont leave, so just either ignore her, or make a plot twist that you have a twin sister also called Sophia.

        Impostor Sophia: Either choose another character, or rename yourself Sophia’s Halloween clone.

    1. When will people learn to stop posting the word First? It’s not like it’s a major achievement or anything, you don’t get a trophy for it.

    1. i could hear what they are saying. and you are right. i was just going “umm… they do know I’m going to attack them, right?”

      1. Xane: “So, am I going to kill you all or what?”
        Maxx: “Not now, Xane, were trying to figure out what kind of boat you have.”

      1. Flower, don’t make horrible sounding words that people can make up rhymes for. Magic Flower, don’t insult Flower or make any bad puns.

      1. You are not the original. She is. I suggest you find a new character to be. I don’t think Hannah is taken yet. Or you could be Helena.

  1. Daaaaaaaaang, how did Xane catch up to them THAT QUICKLY?! I mean, the jungle was preeeety far away from that side of the continent.

    1. Remember how he can sort of appear behind people really quickly? Yeah… Apparently his boat has that same power…

      1. For those people obsessed with truffle…..

        June’s secret brother is the truffle!

        He’s adopted….

      2. Listen. Elder Fungus used to be the Truffle. A proud, mighty, and fearless warrior, before who’s spear all Naiad would tremble. One day he got poisoned by Xyvareth, and went all old and loony. Also, June, your brother’s name is Acacia.

        IT WAS YOUR MOTHERS IDEA

  2. “Dinghy of the-” *knockout*

    “… Dinghyyy”
    -Captain, 2004-2004

    Also, that ship looks way too small to be a junk. Just saying.

  3. Leader of the djinn

    I really wish max wasn’t as dumb as he is… I was hoping he would have a change at beating the wall of flesh…

      1. Way better gun hands right here |
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        |_________________| – – – – – – –
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        |___________|
        |_________|
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        pew pew pew

      1. Been here since April, but the comments had been locked for ages. I couldn’t comment until Jesse came back from Asia.

      2. Magic Flower, I thought I told you and Flower to stop fighting. You’re both the flower in Cyril’s stomach, but in alternate dimensions. Happy?

  4. Aidan The Mechanic

    To be honest, I’m starter than Sophia
    In mechanisms! Oh and Juniper or June is the prettiest dryad on earth!

      1. Neither of you will go down that road if you want to live. If she wore clothes instead of vines, you would find her disgusting.

    1. NOT WHEN I CRUSH THE MOON LORD! JOHN CENA!

      Don’t ever doubt Maxx. He always makes his way around things, even my EXTREME tackles. Damn Maxx, never plays fair in wrestling…

      1. He has had worse than shampoo…
        He got his legs torn off by something, so i don’t think shampoo could kill him.
        If Maxx didn’t have plot immunity then he would easily be killed by either the giant laser obliterating him or simply not knowing the lord’s weakness.
        Then again he does have plot immunity so dumb luck’s saving him.

      1. Stary the FallenStar

        @skeledeath but flinxy’s innocent Cruz I was being a total imposter and I didn’t even know!

  5. Aidan The Mechanic

    Z hmm you should switch it up to where maxx saves terraria by going down fighting…… wait are June and maxx ever going to get together?
    That will be funny if they do……! I’m gonna call Gus…… MR GRUMPY GUS
    LOL LOL LOL LOL=)

  6. Aidan The Mechanic

    CRYRIL! I DARE YOU TO ASK OUT HANNAH, AND IF YOU DONT…. I WILL……… HACK YOUR BRAVO AND SEND IT DOWN TO HELL/UNDERWORLD! Jk

    1. That was, round about more active than when I first joined.

      If you get on my bad side, I will CRUSH YOU!

      1. You do know she crahed into the dugeon on purpose right? June even said that the Drayd weren’t good at forward thinking.

  7. The art of the boat is pretty nice! I’m surprised by June’s nonchalance! I love how seriously they’re arguing about the nomenclature haha. And the statement about entropy is ironic and true in a scary way.

  8. Argh, I want to translate so many words so I can understand what they were said, also click the board which is writing “notify me of new comments via email” with it!

  9. I always wondered what Xane vs Skeletron Prime would be like. I mean, he basically just has a Shadow Chestplate, pants, a cape, a thin sword that looks like a fencing weapon and a red fencing sword.
    Unless you’re Yrimir you can’t beat Skeletron Prime with that…

  10. Junes Secret Brother

    XANE IF U EVEN LOOK AT MY SISTER (June) I WILL DEMOLISH U IN AN INSTANT U THOUT U KILLED ME IN THE CORUPTIAN BUT U DIDNT I HAVE BEE LIVING OF OF ROTEN CHUNKS FOR 490 YEARS!!!

      1. Cobalt is an actual substance, typically used in eastern art/pottery. Still not sure why it’s only available in Hardmode.

    1. ill take a stab at it merchant, after all I have 999999999999999 platinum ive been secretely hiding.. don’t know what to do with it. got it from killing jungle slimes. guards have no life =(

      1. Isn’t it obvious? J.o.N.A.S. is imitating a person who is hating on another person using the power of bad grammar. Or this is an imposter J.o.N.a.S

      1. You have a point. But if you look again, think of the irony – you sold a village with several residents, taking away their homes – then you offer a (better) home to Jesse.

  11. Sophia's gran'pappy

    Back in My day… there was only one type of wrench, and a wrench-boat is called a W.P.F.D. Wrench Powered Floating Device.

  12. SuperDeturiumGus

    Hey Jesse what if the boat turned into a submarine and it was powered by junes anger or something else recently mentioned

    (SuperDeturiumGus or June’s anger for the source of power)
    YOUR CHOICE
    (duh)

  13. SuperDeturiumGus

    Also I’m just best the moon lord on Expert mode and I need tips guys out there because I only best once and was wondering if you guys know a good way to do that.

    Can you guys help?

  14. I made a spaceship.
    And,appernatly I tried fighting the moon lord on it but not inside it ,and,believe me,
    IT WENT BAD…

      1. Overly Insane Mode ACTIVATE!
        Oh, you can have a hug….a big, warm one,…..BY FIRE!!!!!!!!!
        Overly Insane Mode DEACTIVATE!
        Huh. So that’s what Maxx’s bunny will look like.

  15. I hope they don’t argue over whether or not it is a Junk or not. Lets just fire the cannon and be done with this. After all it’s not like they forgot to reload it *wink*.

    1. Eh, the Terra Blade is a nice sword, but I prefer either the flamethrower or the cutlass.
      Not like I’m going to use those anytime soon.
      *sob* Stupid thing *sob*

    1. I ordered a drink, and when he asked which one I said “Surprise me!” Turns out he can turn HIMSELF into alcohol. I was a bit skeptical, but also thirsty….

  16. My Christmas song:

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, a Naiad named Xane,
    Maxx and co. killed the o(cean), and the Dryad ran away, HEY!

  17. Dashing through the Crimson,
    In a wrencicorn-drawn sleigh,
    Shooting in the air,
    Destroying all the things, HA HA HA !

    Continue with you best impression of the Joker’s laugh.

  18. Port bow? So… at the left and the front of the ship at the same time? June’s right, it is physically impossible… That would mean there are two ships, which there is clearly only one and Sophia didn’t say “Dinghies”. Or the ship would have to be in two places and once, and no, I don’t mean by being on the border between states/provinces/countries, I mean physically in two places at once, not politically.

      1. June Cult Leader

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  19. June Cult Monk Clark

    The ship is not in danger, June will save it! Almighty June will destroy the Naid army and it’s many Junk’s!

    June June June!

    1. June and everyone else will die. Here are just a few reasons backing my statement:
      1. Maxx and co. are in the ocean. Naiad territory. After the Muramasa ordeal, going into the water is suicide.
      2. Since they are in the ocean, the one weapon that could possibly be used to combat the Naiad, June’s Dirt Rod, is completely useless. They didn’t bring any dirt with them, and June’s already said it doesn’t work with sand.
      3. It has been proven that both Hannah and Cyrill (especially the latter) are emotionally unstable. Cyrill will hide in the pub while Maxx and Hannah fight Xane (and fail)
      However…..
      We don’t know the full combined power of Sophia, Jonas, and SD Gus. So even though Xane will kill everyone very violently, Maxx and co. won’t go down without an awesome fight!
      P.S. Sorry to break up the cult.

      1. By tenicality that ocean is not their territory as the ocean they are near is in the west. The ocean they are actually sailing is in the east. also just because their in the ocean doesn’t actually mean theirs no dirt

    2. Flinxy the Snowflinx

      Maybe I do. /¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶\
      /¶¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶¶\

      \_ ____ _/
      \_____|¶¶¶¶|____/
      \ ¶¶ / (flowey face)

  20. I’m going to bed. These recent turn of events have made me quite depressed. Don’t be surprised if I don’t comment until the next comic.
    I do so hate glitches.

    1. June Cult Leader

      I too, shall sleep, so I can wake up and worship our Master, June. And convert that lunatic cultist to STOP WORSHIPING A MAGIC MEATLOAF WITH ARMS AND A HEAD BUT NO LEGS! He’ll worship anything if you give him an inch and he’ll think he’s a ruler.

      1. Flinxy the Snowflinx

        Ya know, sans is stronger than June by a long shot. If June ever fought sans, he would be done with her in a single arm swipe.

      2. Who is this sans that you speak of? I feel like I missed his introduction in the comments somewhere.

      3. Stary the FallenStar

        Sans is a skeleton introduced in the popular game known as UNDERTALE. You first encounter him in the snowy areas very soon after you pass the Ruins. He appears to be a silly, lazy skeleton on neutral and pacifist routs, but on the genocide route you can see his true power…
        That felt like a Wikipedia.

  21. I love this conversation so much.
    My minds playing Seinfeld music.
    I wonder what the ‘who’s who’ of SeinfeldxLegend of Maxx would be.

    Cyril = George (if he were smart)
    June = Jerry (but a lot angrier)
    Hannah = Elaine (only with a bit less self esteem)
    Maxx = Kramer

    And Xane…. I guess he’s like Joe Davola? If he were charismatic?

  22. Fire sword
    Dryad sword
    Water sword
    Fairy sword
    Magic sword
    Crison sword
    Big nightmare
    Aley sword
    Ultimate water fire sword
    Water fire sword
    Water fire magic ice sword
    Chirstmas sword
    Evergreen tree sword
    Wood sword
    Ruby sword
    Diamond sword
    Emerald Sword
    Yellow topaz sword
    Flower sword
    Dry dirt rod sword
    Magic dirt sword
    Dessert sword
    Unicorn sword
    Fairy sword
    Mushroom sword
    All gems sword
    Iron sword
    Copper sword
    Palm sword
    Ninja sword
    Ebone sword
    Worst nightmare sword
    Death sword
    Life sword
    Sword from sword in the stone
    Guide sword
    Nurse sword
    Witch doctor sword
    Merchant sword
    Gold sword
    Money sword
    Goblin sword
    Troll sword
    Moon sword
    Trollololol sword
    Unholy sword
    Holy sword
    Angel sword
    June sword
    Gun sword
    Grass sword
    Coral sword
    Chest sword
    Shadow orb sword
    Night bane
    Bad sword(does good in damage)
    Good sword
    Ice cream sword
    Sugar sword
    Hershey sword
    Smartie sword
    Smart sword
    Starfish sword
    Staar…

    1. June Cult Leader

      You forgot THE DOESN’T EXIST SWORD. NEARLY AS GOOD AS A BAD SWORD.
      INFINITY TIMES WORSE THAN THE JUNE SWORD.

      1. June Cult Monk Clark

        June Cult Leader, I have been doing some calculations and I discovered that the Meowmere is in fact 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.7 times worse than the June Sword.
        All hail almighty June!

        June June June June |Throws up dirt.|

      2. June Cult Leader

        YES MY BROTHER! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1111!!!!!!!

    1. Stop spamming, it is annoying and you are providing virtually nothing of value at the moment, so please cut this nonsense out.

  23. Did you know npcs can sit on chair type objects
    Npcs can fight/defend themselves
    Npcs can chat to each other and you
    The dye trader can tell you quests
    Yarda yarda yarda

      1. The wyverns in Terraria aren’t Wyverns. They’re Chinese Dragons, and look to be of a Japanese style (like Haku).

  24. SuperDeturiumGus

    /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\June VS Chuck Norris/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

    Fight!!!

    Say #June if you think June will win

    Say #Chuck Norris if you think he will wijn

      1. June Cult Monk Clark

        #June

        Chuck Norris, any last words before you are Juned?

        What’s that? “June will never def-” Oh June murdered you to fast. That’s to bad.

        All Hail Almighty June!

        June June June! |Throws up dirt|

      2. June Cult Leader

        |Throws up dirt X9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Times|

      3. Stary the FallenStar

        Sans joins the battle! Sans beats the crap out ta June with out touching her and teleports away!

      1. June Cult Leader

        I find the joke you made about my friend and me. To that my response is LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD

      2. Stary the FallenStar

        Hey June how’s it feel getting beat up by a chubby skeleton? Sans: “GEEEEEEET DUUUUUUUUNKEED OOOOOONN!”

  25. SuperDeturiumGus

    Hey Jesse can you offer an opinion in this matter?

    June? Anything to say?

    Chuck Norris you got a comment?

    [P.S.] Just change your name real quick to your vote and say whatever if you want to

  26. Flinxy the Snowflinx

    Sans: Manipulates time, space, and gravity. June: Manipulates dirt.
    Who’s strongest now?

    1. Flinxy the Snow Flinx

      First off, don’t underestimate the power of dirt.
      Second off, you monster. I’m the real one.

      1. Stary the FallenStar

        Wait lemme rephrase what sans can do:Summon deadly bones out of nowhere, summon Gaster Blasters that shoot insanely powerful white lasers,Invert your gravity,Throw you at walls without touching you, use logic, teleport things along with himself, and switches your soul color over and over again. And June does dirt. Sans is the strongest(unless you count Chara, but we don’t speak of them)

  27. This probably won’t work, but…
    @Jesse at the end, Maxx needs to get actual gun hand glove weapon thingies, and at the final battle, the night’s edge is slowly going to be destroyed forever,
    And Maxx Fights the (semi-?)final fight with Xane because Xane destroyed something (ridiculous?) that’s close to Maxx, and Maxx gets angry, then attack Xane, Creating the fierce battle between the hands of gun and sand shark hands.
    Feedback?

    1. Meteorite smacks Xane in the face, and Maxx discovers the space gun inside. Then he uses it whenever he want’s to use gun hands.

      1. June Cult Monk Clark

        June Cult Leader, you forgot that we keep the June Sword inside the secret church on top of the Ouroboros’ head. somebody must have a knock-off.

  28. Conspiracy theory time!
    So, all of the Naiad have names that begin with X.
    Maxx has an X at the end.
    So is it possible that Maxx is
    a. The opposite of the Naiad, but still not a Dryad (Djinn?)
    b. A Naiad with extreme amnesia

  29. Holy crap that’s a lot of comments! I love how June decides to just jump in on the argument against Cyril.

  30. So, June’s Dirt Rod is sentient now. Not sure how I feel about this.
    Do tools and weapons have genders? Dirt Rod and Hammush could go out together.

  31. GUYS WE NEED TO BAND UP AND GET MAXX,JUNE,CYRIL,HANNAH,GUS,AND SOHPIA, THEN KILL XANE! *gives every one free swords*

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