The June That Stabbed Me: Part III

Ooh, bet you didn’t see that reveal coming! Good luck sleeping tonight, suckers!

And with that, another LoM Halloween is come and gone! It’s been a blast. Join us next year for more spooky tales of mystery.

Oh, and here’s the official Costume Guess Board™:

Hannah: Evangelyne (Wakfu)
Aley: Watt (Paper Mario)
Sophia: Sasha Braus (Attack on Titan)
Maxx: Tankman (Tankmen series)
“Gus”: Martin the Warrior (Redwall)
June: Furiosa (Mad Max: Fury Road)
Cyril: Setka of Fees (Black Wind)

-Jesse

500 thoughts on “The June That Stabbed Me: Part III”

  1. I’m guessing that Maxx is Tankman from the Newgrounds logo and that June is Furiosa from Mad Max: Fury Road.

      1. Just a question, but will the normal series ever continue? I understand you might be busy, but I’ve been waiting.

      1. Plague Knight doesn’t have a top hat, plus his robe is navy and his mask is pale green. SCP-049 doesn’t fit either.

  2. I thought I was smart by thinking plague doctor Cyril was Abdul. I was wrong.

    As for Dr Von Vimplegurger’s zombie clone, I am very impressed that a zombie could keep such a disguise. I guess it all comes down to his nerd goblin skills.

    1. You are quite literally the first and only person in the history of the entire comic who has successfully recited Gus’ full name in a single comment without breaking stride.

      That’s either an achievement of the comments section or about on par with the world record for keeping your eyes crossed, and I can’t tell which.

      1. May Smurg’s reign over Goblintown be equally prosperous for both his party and Maxx’s! All hail Lord Smurg of the Spiky Balls!

        …Though I miss Lord Grog. He had character as well.

  3. jayboss the true

    I’m pretty sure one of the developers armour is a plague doctor and there is also the lunatic cultist.

    1. dont worry, he’ll just let the commentors comment till,
      A. Cyril is guessed,
      or B. he thinks we are going to do something not allowed in the comments, example, spamming, (maybe, im not sure) roleplaying(?), or just strait up fighting one another.

  4. Cursed shadow flame

    Hey jess I’m writing a book can you give me a few pointers please it’s about the 4 seasons and each one have a specific weapon. I already have the weapons gone some of the characters but I’m confused on it should go.
    (As well anyone who tries to steal my idea i will find you and I will kill you)
    Kidding watch the shinning.

      1. If you’re talking about Spy vs. Spy, there was no “good spy” in those. Just a black one and a white one.

  5. Of all the outcomes this could have had it had the best one possible XD. Also am I the only one who wants a flashback of Xane and June’s fight on the boat or for Xylan and Xane to return in general.

    1. I mean, first June is about to have an awesome fight with Xane, then WORK steps in and says, no thanks, not gonna happen, you gotta wait until like, a YEAR later, and you have NO IDEA what is happening, or what is going on, or (bleeeeeep)

  6. Hi it’s terrariapro again on a different account. LOL THIS COMIC IS GREAT AND ITS THE ZOMBIE GUS FROM LAST TIME LOLOLOL I LOVE IT HESSE KEEP UP THE GREAT AND FUNNY WORK. and good thing Maxx is alive, right? Wrong?

  7. Cyril reminds me of Felix from ToastyCrow’s animations. Then again, Felix has a feather in his hat. (I don’t think it’s Vesper either.)

    1. Well,
      THIS Felix does not have a feather in his hat, nor does he put a hat on his head.
      He doesn’t even own a cat with a bed.
      But he has two guinea pigs that are fat.
      One’s named Cake and one’s named Raisin,
      Maybe they should have a washing basin, and that is that.

  8. The goblins are so american that they stole all of the land maxx had and called it their own democracy.

    1. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmno. THEY didn’t steal it, the MERCHANT did, that greedy pig. The Merchant claimed that he had Maxx’s approval to sell the village and did so and moved to sunny wherever-it-is. Now the village is Democratic Goblintown, inhabited by 4 goblins, one of them being their newly-appointed leader, who does his job well.

  9. Im so glad this comic series is back! Props to you Jesse for keeping the series going it means a lot to me and everyone. When i first found this comic I think it was a few summers ago and I thought it was too good to be true.

      1. Nowhere on the scp page does is say either to be fair, although in breach he has a Hood, although breach isn’t cannonical

  10. Cyril looks kinda plague doctor-y… About the only character I can think of is the black spy from Spy vs. Spy?

    1. the white spy is from MAD the tv show/comics. as is the black one. also, now cryil was guessed correctly

  11. Are you going to make the next comic when the guess board is full and when Cyril is guessed?

    Guess: They get smashed into the ground. In the next comic, or a Poa and Maple comic.

  12. I wonder if there will be aliens in the pyramid that crashed onto them. Or if they will fall into a cave beneath the sand or if they will just be buried under the sand and then then a few guys will come out of pyramid talking casually when the Maxx (or June) will smash out of pyramid furiously. An epic break out scene. Yk. Usual stuff. Or probably as Ocelot said it’ll be Maple and Poa comic. That would be the most fitting one for a cliffhanger like this, however the Halloween comic already took this role of ruining expectations of revelation.

    1. Well, I think that pun have become a pretty “hot” topic lately.

      Man, my puns are FIRE!

      Wow, my puns make people want to “desert” me!

      They also make people run “oasis” (Away-sis)

      In their head, they never “sea” whats coming.

      Do these puns make you want to “krill” yourself?

      Because I’m having a “whale” of good time!

      Some think that me switching from fire to water by using oasis is bull “ship”

      But my puns arr pretty cool!

      That last one made me look like and “aft” hole

      Regardless, lets get to the “point” (swords)

      Me being me, my puns tend to also get “edgey”

      And they do also get “dull”

      Will assure you, after you see how much of a lob”star” I am,

      You’ll eventually want to play “gulf” with me.

      Maybe, you’ll even do a live “stream” (water source) with me!

      “You” do want to do that, don’t you? (Youtube, I guess.)

      Or, does the though of it make you “twitch”? (Live streaming service)

      Now, you may ask,…

  13. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F0%2F9238%2F1845105-spyblack.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.giantbomb.com%2Fblack-spy%2F3005-19740%2F&docid=nWUm463YlB6DQM&tbnid=Pu6NxdRpnBj6WM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwi6hv6esMPXAhUq64MKHdFQBJQQMwhDKAAwAA..i&w=261&h=344&bih=937&biw=1680&q=black%20spy&ved=0ahUKEwi6hv6esMPXAhUq64MKHdFQBJQQMwhDKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8

    This is a link to a image i’m POSITIVE he is the black spy.

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  14. why is this comment awaiting moderation……… is it to do with….. ooooohhhhhhh….. maybe thats it……. k. (btw, im not sure if anyone can even see the comment i made, which is what this comment is reffering/ replying to.)

  15. You’ll look stupid if you call the nights bane the strongest blade…….so you should tweak that a bit m8

    1. Of all the guesses so far, I find Eileen the Crow (Anonymous) or The Blightcaller (Kaos of the NCR) to fit best.

  16. *gasp*
    Cyril is going as himself but dressed in a costume that nobody in the comment section knows

    Cyril- Himself but in a costume that nobody understands

    1. You are correct and I am self-promoting, congratulations! It was a little more relevant last year when I was still writing Black Wind. This proves you are a true fan / lurker of all my works.

  17. I think Cyril is SCP-049.
    Maybe its correct. But also Jesse is not online. The look identical, except the bloody part on Cyril.
    That’s just me though.

  18. My head still hurts…. mysterious figure, artman215, your paying my (imaginary) hospital bill
    (lol)

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      1. UN-DER-TALE-TRASH! UN-DER-TALE-TRASH! UN-DER-TALE-TRASH!
        YAAYYYYYYYYYYY
        Also, sans is my favourite character, and i dont do the stupid miserable AWFUL ships like fontcest. Why does that exist?

  21. well, at least you don’t simultaniously exist and non-exist like some other characters, ❒︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎✍︎

      1. Around the time I joined things got CRAAAAAAZY in the comic’s comment section. There was the founding of The June Cult, the fake battles, the waiting dread, and my least favorite, hyper toxicity of being a little kid.

    1. when i joined the commentors, well, I WAS SPAT OUT IN A ROLE-PLAY WAR…
      (lol)
      ABOUT *THIS* CURSED THING: [Can_not_display; Lenny_face{=true?>/query]

      1. Deadly Death Sickle

        You mean this thing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        I’ll just kill it before it lays eggs
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        …………………../
        Oversized knife lol

  22. I really do not know who Cyril can be, but here are some guesses…

    Plauge Doctor, Black Spy, or possibly a Lunar Cultist (with black instead of blue)

    Then some artificial blood.

  23. Well, THIS is a fantastic comic! I read this over a span of the last few days, and I read like, the first 300 comics in the early hours connecting the 16th with the 17th while I was supposed to be finishing the last scraps of work I desperately had to finish for Friday. Amazing work, Jesse! Well, in case you see this as-of-now-the-last-one-on-the-page comment, that is. And I learned that you made TWO books! Man, I really have to look into that. I’ve wasted–no, spent wisely (or not) too much time already setting up my Gravatar with a huge About Me description. Oh, well. that’s me. I slack, I procrastinate. I really gotta go now.

  24. I dunno how many time I asked, but if I am annoying you sorry. Why did you limit the comments!?

  25. Great comics, great characters, great plot, all in all it’s great.
    I’ve been away for a while so honestly, no offense, I’m happy there are no new comics. I hate missing out on the fun chaotic commenting on comics.. and I have no idea who Cyril is…

    1. Cyril’s the guide, or “Guidey”. You should’ve figured that out from the undead viking scene.

  26. Plot twist: The real reason maxx is never sad is because he injects dank memes into his bloodstream in between panels, and breaths dank memes out of an air tank in his sleep.

  27. So Cyril is Setka from Black wind series. Which is made by Jesse. I guess, none of us showed enough interest in other Jesse’s works to figure it out. Sorry Jesse.

  28. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    is he is a comedian

  30. Jesse is the crusher of dreams, killer of souls, murderer of hope, slayer of web comic fans love of LoM, and he does not like to pull through these kinds of things. I’m looking at you Jesse.

      1. man, i got a bone to pick with you! you used the same pun twice in a row! i dont calSEEum how you could do this! this is a serious violation to the pun code of conduct! you’re really getting under my skin! you should feel heartless!

        that was all an excuse to make a skele-TON of puns

  31. Can I kindly say…JESSE HURRY UP! Come on man! It has been a MONTH! If you have writers block I understand. Or you could be busy with other more important stuff. We want one comic one comic man. Is that to much to ask? Please please reply with an answer to our dying question… where are those good comics we all love to read?

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  33. if a new comic doesn’t come out in a week imma kms cause this is the only thing mildly amusing in my dull, dull life

  34. Everyone who sees this make a continuing chain of replys on this comment with 3 words per reply. EX: The fitness gram-next person-pacer test is-next person-a multi stage- etc. This is gonna be like mad libs

  35. i think i speak for the many of us when i say: wait untill the next comic, don’t rush him, jesse has a life, as do we, but, eve though your point is absurd, we all WANT a new addition (page) to the comic’s story, but, do we NEED it? we don’t, and i stand by that. maybe others should too. don’t do something stupid over a web comic, you’d regret it. believe me, i know. (i was a part of a meme war which turned the commentors against one another in a real argument)

    1. I am terribly sorry for the me partaking horribleness and toxicity of the meme war which I really regret ever happening. We all should be a close community. When I first saw the comic I just thought it was done from years of comics, but no. It was still a growing masterpiece of a web comic and I was wrong. My younger self really was impatient and like any little dumb internet kid got mad at a really nice guy for doing his best. Did I mention that I was toxic? Cause I was T O X I C

    2. but…. I don’t have a life…… am I supposed to be offended? should I feel depressed? should I commit suicide? should I continually post dead undertale memes?

      1. the memes, or offended, don’t do the other two, god plz don’t. (even though personally i find nothing wrong with being depressed, as it is misinterpreted.)

    1. DID SOMEBODY SAY BLAH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
      actually nobody did just now…

      it was a while ago…

      well…

      comedy am I right?

      1. Potterkid522 you clearly are getting frustrated at something you can easily google search. If you knew what a cult was you would understand very easily and typing in all caps and adding way too many characters doesn’t make you any more noticeable. You also appear to be young because you have a brother and any person approximately over the age 11 would not say that because that is personal information. Your name also has kid in it. And while I’m at it you have a very cliched name involving something you like (the Harry Potter series), a word to make you different from the source (the word kid) and random numbers (522). An example is Terrariaboy238

      2. 1) they are NOT random numbers
        2) Harry Potter is for ALL ages
        3) yes, yes I am a kid of a mature age

  36. Why are we saying blah.
    And I know, June Colt Leader, but it’s been 1 month and weeks. I regret saying this and poisoning your mind, but…

    What if Jesse died? And I mean real life?

    SEE LOOK THERE IS AN ACTUAL CONVERSARION COMING UP!

      1. Jesse ate too much candy for H’ween and then got terribly sick. He now has too much sugar in blood and (someone else continue this comment)

  37. SOMEONE PLEASE HACK AND KEEP MAKING THE LoM!!!!

    Ps. I MIGHT have killed Jesse

    But you know what doge says: Wow much innocent such blame

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  39. don’t do that stay determined and remember there is always better ways to take
    care of your problems

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  41. He’s probably lost on vacation or something
    Or dead
    Or sick (like cancer)
    Or breaking bones
    OR…..

    I DONT KNOW BEYOND THIS POINT!!

  42. Sort of funny Jesse hasn’t closed the comments section.

    If we know TLoM comment history, this will soon unravel to become Lenny War VI.

    Prepare yourselves. You have been warned.

    Orifeveryonestayscivilthatwouldbenicetoo.

    1. WElcome to the StaRt oF waR…

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  43. if jesse won’t post another comic the we’ll continue the story OURSELVES! WHO’S WITH ME?

  44. Don’t start a meme war, i, and quite a few other’s know the concequence… (hint: that was one of the reasons the comments got restricted, kinda.)

    1. The reason why comments got restricted was because Jesse didn’t like how people were constantly asking for comics

      1. You know you were allowed three horrified no’s. You don’t have to draw out the first one really long

  45. All I want for Christmas is a new comic, a new comic, a new comic, Oh, all I want for Christmas is a new comic, so Jesse please hurry up! Yeah!

  46. Guys, we need to start a roleplay.
    Now.
    I will begin, and if nobody participates, I will proceed to talk to myself.

    As Mani* slowly falls, the the player^ feels a strange power envelope them, stranger than before.
    Many new entities spawn into the world.

    (If you are in, reply * has entered the games)
    (After that, name the four items you have on you.)
    (Also, name your armor set.)

    *The Moon Lord original, norse name (I think…)
    ^Me, as I will be controlling the bosses, unless I give the power away, or die (needing to give the power away)

    1. RULES:
      No lennys, or memes.
      Only use ASCII art if ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
      Don’t be a jerk
      Don’t ask for new comics

      Also, remember that roleplay wasn’t the reason Jesse stopped on this comic.

  47. *insert Lenny face here because I can’t make one idk how*

    *insert ASCII art (whatever that is)*

    You’re stupid and why do you exist, this role play thing is stupid

    JESSE MAKE A NEW COMIC!

    NightmareV u mad I disobey most of ur rules

  48. Mani was already dead

    DON’T YOU DARE!

    rly? You don’t know what ASCII art is!?

    Hey, that’s not very nice 🙁

    This is the reason the comments got disabled

    I realise that, you a-hole

  49. …”Water you talking about”?

    I will only answer “I really don’t know, you asked for this.”


  50. That is a reply to something else. It is down here for some reason.

    Does that mean you are in though?

    1. *war exepted*

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  51. HEY GUYS LETS ASK JESSE’S GIRLFRIEND
    (1) Is Jesse dead
    (2) Make another guest comic to intertain us

  52. yeah. i never knew those were made by jesse’s girlfriend i just thought that was jesse being funny. i haven’t read the description this is one one of the first that i have

  53. This is revived lenny. Copy and paste him so he can revive tired old memes.
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
    /▌
    /\

  54. < ̄`ヽ、       / ̄>
     ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ  /´
       ゝ、 `( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /
         >     ,ノ  
         ∠_,,,/´”

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        ░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ cipher is building an army.
        ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & cipher are with lenny
        Il███████████████████]. /▌ Copy and Paste this all over
        ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.. / \ the comic if you are with us
        or get lenny-fied

  56. i am still waiting for the angler. (for some reason i think he will be crazy and love to kill things)

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  60. we’ve beaten this before, we can do it again… FOR GODS SAKE GPICKEL! !WILGICA! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE! HALP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    (aka: the people who helped end the lenny war the last time, you know, when jesse banned the comments)

  61. *dumping “ninja stars…” *

    (╯°□°)╯╲___卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍

    (inspired by my lil bro, thinking he’d make paper ninja stars, he failed and made this: 卍 , thinking it was right… lol)

  62. This is worse than I thought it would get. I should have checked back sooner…in three days we have managed to start another war.

  63. yeah we’re really bored especially with no new comics………………………………………………………
    ……………………………. so uh yeah

  64. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
    this is me when jesse doesn’t make new comics

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  67. Damn most of those costumes were super off base for me.
    I was so desperate for something to recognise i was like
    ‘oh is…is maxx Limp Bizkit from JoJo? y-yeah totally!’

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