Don’t worry, I’m sure Xane just wants to catch up over a cup of coffee.
Death coffee.
-Jesse
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The Legend Of Maxx
A webcomic about friendship, exploration, stupidity and the ongoing battle against evil and also zombies
First!
No! None of that! Shame on you!
aww, a heart, totally sounds like zane, doesn’t it?
MY NAME IS XANE NOT ZANE
aww, a heart, totally sounds like X-ane
Chill, dude. No need to go in-Xane.
I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced: “Shane”, like a word translated from Mandarin.
Ive pronounced it Zan (with a long A)
its pronounced Xane. (ecks-ane) X-ane.
also, im not insane, im X-ANE! BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHBLEELELRbleaurrghhahahah
Yay I was pronouncing it correctly! Totally! I’m not being sarcastic! Don’t kill me!
Zane! Zane! Zane! Zane! Zane! Zane! ZANEEEE!!……ok, I am gonna die.
I think it’s actually pronounced “Sane”
I thought it was pronounced ‘Zane’ since, you know, ‘x’ is pronounced ‘z’ a lot. Like xylophone, Xavier, like that. And Xylan being pronounced ‘Zillan’ and Xyvareth is ‘Ziv-are-ith’ and Xygvane is ‘Zig-vane’
Congratz, SamTTM. You managed to make me completely mad with this ”Comment”. I’m just asking myself: When will the time come where people notice that it has no point of being first and writing that…
At first I supported the “cause of stopping the firsts,” but now this joke is getting old. Can we just kill this running joke now? I mean, the people who say first aren’t really causing any harm, and the feeling you get when you comment first is pretty cool…
I don’t know… I pretty much hate it when people don’t get the meaning of the comment section… Hmm, I will try to be cool now with people who write first, as long as they write something else too
first!……are you mad now? maybe this is the reason why “first”.are annoying! Because they are everwhere without reason! Even you don’t know the story of LoM, you still can write “first” at everywhere!
Hmm… On second thoughts, I don’t get mad, It just gives me doubts and second thoughts about humanity, although that’s a different thing. (At least in my opinion,) Comments are here to share your thoughts about the comic, not really here to say some kind of useless crap like ”First!” It just wears me down…
the comment section is too for typing first you are just stuupid!!!!!
XD
I fell like eny first comment is for you to reply and have your comment seen,
Enywaaayyyssss,
What’s it mean by ” this bodes III” what’s the I and II if enyone has links to I and II pls help me
I’m glad I laughed at the irony, I added my YouTube channel if you click on my name
Welp, that took forever to reread.
And the death coffee. Nice touch. Did he drink some when he was there after killing the smart alek?
I did. But it was decaf death coffee
Add any sugar?
yes, some bloody sugar.
Would you like some creamer of doom and eternal pain with that?
We can warm it up at my place. Hell ks really nivelreumaan at this Timo of the year
Agreed.
are you laughing?
Yes. Ha. Ha.
YesYes very much.
Har har.
Can I leave the tab now?
My laugh box needs some TLC.
COUGH
Jesse, have you been playing Stanley parable?
I think its crazy you can tell their expressions by only their eyes
yep crazy…..xane was here…….
AND with their mouths lol
This bodes ‘Ill’? BWAHAHAHAHA When I first read it, I read This bodes three’.
Me too *facepalm*
Your back!!
This bodes three! Lol fail
This Bodes III: The Second Sequel.
I Will Kill You Xane For Attempting To Kill Me
Sorry again for beheading you, Ina.
lul
Same with me. That uppercase I REAAAAALLLLLYYY looks like the l
Because This Bodes I and This Bodes II never took off the market…
Because reading comics of imaginary characters is perfect material for a game…
Introduciiiiing-This Bodes III! Now with III times as much Boding!
Panel 8 was the joke. 🙂
If zey vere my men sleeping on ze job ill have zem as the next tesr subject
8TH
oops 10th
Hey arnt you supposed to be helping Jesse
Agreed, and Merchant, why is money so important to you?
P.S. – What do you think of the traveling merchant? Just wondering!
I totally read that as time traveling merchant. That would be interesting
I don’t get it.
Dear Jesse, I have read this comic 20 or 30 times. I still don’t get it. Can I please leave?
Shall I explain?
Go on.
Maxx said “Wev’e got all the time in the world! It’s not like someone’s chasing us!”
And the Dryad Guard had just woken up and seen a creepily Xaney message on a tree.
Xaney lol
No, you may not leave. You shall stay here for ten years until you find it funny.
Didn’t those two have spears, or did I imagine it. In that case who commissioned guard duty to unarmed guards. If you don’t get the irony read the first comic of the bottom row and on, skip the last comic and then read the first row.
Perhaps the guards have their spears in their inventory? Like June has her dirt rod in her inventory, and Cyril has his books in his.
Or perhaps its simply hammerspace?
Or perhaps its an outer space super slug princess from Jupiter?
Or maybe just maybe Xane had them disarmed
I didnt take the spears, they have them in hammerspace.
Every NPC has infinite hammer space.
Seriously, you could by 9.9999…x10^infinity of anything and the vendor would still have more.
How deep do those pockets go?
My guess: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Light Years deep.
Close.
1 X 10^999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 light millennia’s (light years X 1000)
Max said that they had all the time in the world and that nobody is chasing them when the third panel shows the tree carving that Xane made. See the irony now?
I wonder when they will cross the ocean do reach my land. And then meet me. Comedy in over 9000 in this comic.
Is the dramatic irony that nobody’s complaining and Maxx’s implying that the two are complaining, meaning that they’ll be on oaring duty?
Or
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Sorry for the spam. I kept misclicking. Please delete. 🙁
Or is it simply that Xane would be laughing at Maxx if he read this comic?
Its that Maxx is saying they have lots of time, nobody’s chasing them, etc, but Xane is tracking them down and leaving creepy messages behind.
Much Maxx, Very Irony, Wow…
You’re an ocelot, not a dog…
Can I has Chezburger
woof
I think the last two comics are in my top ten. I don’t even know why…
Keep up the good work Jesse!
Silly Maxx that means Xane is almost catch up you guys! Run as faster as you can!!!!! ahhhhhhh
Mabel is your profile pic from BITF I recognize the art style
YES! I reading all of them just now!! this is from the last destination part 2! Now I am sad and feel emptyless! So I use his picture as my profile pic, that will let me feel better……maybe.
Cool! I read them thanks to Jesse! (Thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *takes another deep breath* don’t make this go on, anyway, Thanks SOO much Jesse!
And the ooooooo in soooooo goes on for about 4 lines
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Like this? Yeah, bitf is amazing! (I think I will be delected, I deserved that O.o)
wait, why the 4 lines o don’t appaer? ok I get it now.
If you do not know what dramatic irony is:
irony
noun
1.
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning:
the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2.
Literature.
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
(especially in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., especially as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3.
Socratic irony.
4.
dramatic irony.
5.
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6.
the incongruity of this.
7.
an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
8.
an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc.
dramatic irony
noun
1.
(theatre) the irony occurring when the implications…
If you still do not get it: The irony comes from the Maxx saying it is not like anyone is chasing them when Xane is clearly chasing them and we, the audience, are fully aware of this fact but Maxx is not.
Source: Google
I got the joke, I got the joke!
The irony is in the fact what Cyril said; That the entire adventure has consisted only of pointless delay. And that this specific page is all the same. Pointless delay 😛
Does Cyril even still have the girly naiad dagger?
yes he still have the dagger
where does he put it?
The forth panel seems like a, “OMG we are so dead,” moment. Lolz I love it!
When I say ‘OMG,’ I mean, ‘Oh My Goblin!’
HAHA I am not last for once.
Well. At least when I read it. I was like the 8th. xD
Since the Naiads should be almost at the East Ocean, I guess the Naiad will just catch up in the next comic, but Maxx and his gang will manage to get away in the last second.
Or it will end up in a dramatic fight like in Comic #411…
And it justs sucks when you have to clean up your screen because you spit all the tea into the screen, thanks to the irony in this comic…
HA! Maxx is in for a surprise, and what was June’s point with Cyril being in for oaring duty?
Well, someone’s going to die in the next few comics… I wonder what Xane is going to think of their boat?
If I am Xane, my first sight will be at the JUNE THE DESTROYER……I think he will loves it!
Well, whatever his reaction is, I can’t wait to see it. Also, that last panel is perfect.
it will be interesting! Also the last panel is perfectly boost this chapter’s joke.
I think of thier boat as the s.s. Suicide.
Xane have you ever tried I.C.B.M.s? you could hit their suicide boat AND kill the dryad with the same shot since the resulting explosion would kill or irradiate everything. also your deadminonsayswhat? trick works like a charm maxx would probably fall for it. also does your sword have a name?
Turns out in an alternate universe, Maxx’s idea actually destroyed the Naiad.
And they won. 😛
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Thanks!
Is Jesse ever going to make a comic without the writing.
Just like comic one. It was just called “comic: 1”?
He just started doing that with the 500th comic, I really like how each comic has a title now.
Is she implying she’ll make Cyril be the oar?
Jesse, are you sure it’s not over a WRENCH cup of death coffee?
So yeah, I’m Canadian Luigi, and people keep saying stuff like
“You Canadians always wait for the government to pay your hospital bills.”
Then, I say things such as
“Now I have to go to the hospital to get my feelings checked…”
lol
how to customize account?
TRUFFLE DOES NOT CARE NOR KNOW ABOUT THAT
Truffle Cultist please be quiet I am annoyed when people comment in caps for no reason, so please stop.
And @The Blue Bandit, you will need to set up a http://en.gravatar.com account, you will need a email you can access and some photos to upload, if you want a picture.
Ok, people of the Terraria fanbase. I have a big problem. I tried to get onto my main world, to mine some souls and stuff, when it wouldn’t load. I tried like 20 times and nothing happened. I’m freaking out right now! 🙁
Please tell me how to recover my stuff. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Sincerelly, Alexx/Skeledeath
P.S. I use the console version, so most PC methods I’ve already googled wont work.
In other news, great comic, Jesse!
I play mobile for years now (it is the glitchiest game I have ever played, it plays fine but when I use the shadowbeam staff it laggs at first and sometimes the textures get mixed up) and I just turn off my iPad and turn it back on, try that!
If that works get all your stuff in your safe and move out
I think what I’m going to do is *sigh* try until Christmas to save my stuff, and if it doesn’t work, delete everything and start from scratch.
This sucks.
NOTICE ME TRUFFLEPAI! NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I understand this comment, it is used for comical relief, the others are completely useless and do not help anyone, they are not funny, and are completely useless. Short rant written by LeOcelot
Wait…
Is Elder Fungus a really old truffle?
All this time, we had been completely obsessed with finding the truffle, but he was right in front of us all along!
I dont comment anymore
THE MASTER TRUFFLE DOESNT caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
why?
And people if my questions seem like essays to you I had to do 7 essay questions in Science class and for some reason I’m still in the mood!
And Truffle Culter I can write a story about you
Truffle is interested. Please do.
i dont get it
Heeeeere comes Xane!
The second I read Cyril’s line in panel 5 my mind instantly flashed back to the Cursed Vikings/Skellerina arc from, like, 150 comics ago. Then I got the sudden urge to go swimming in the archives to find and re-read that arc all over again.
Good times, good times. Until that whole “and Ina!” bit at the end. Pretty sad. Plus, with Cyril magically (literally) evading certain death all this time since, he hasn’t gotten the sweet “d’aaaaaaw” moment of reunion in Heaven wherein they catch up for about an hour before Cyril complains about what got him killed (again) and wishing he could stay dead, then Ina gives some words of encouragement that unlocks his inner butt-kickery mode that motivates him to carry on and stop being/wanting to be useless.
Jesse, I want Cyril to unlock his inner butt-kickery. If not in that specific way, in SOME preferably less cheesy way that somehow involves Ina. The payout must happen! Pretty please with ale on top.
I don’t think Cyril would get to see Ina, remember how Angel told him that he only goes to the heavenly waiting room to respawn in the morning? Speaking of which, I don’t think he’d like seeing Angel again…
*sobs*
Obvious plot thread: they will find a previous chosen one later in the adventure.
I mean, it has to happen right? Right??
I wonder how long it will take for Xane to catch up with them
My name is Tyrone as in, my Terraria username. Not the character.
Hey man. Can I ask for something, if it’s not too much work?
Your rss feed don’t include the comic, and I totally understand that, but it includes your final comment after the comic, which more often than not spoils the punch line right away. Do you think you can edit that? I’ve seen other comics do that.
Thanks in advance, man. Keep up the good work.
If anyone wants to eat my dead brother, comment BACON!!!!!
BACON!!!!!
Oh hey, we never figured out who the naiad’s informant was. I wonder if that’s going to come up again soon…
If you want any information xane all you have to do is pay the right price
“ELDERFUNGUSELDERFUNGUSTHEREWASANAIADANDITHINKITWASXANEBECAUSEHELEFTACARVINGOFHISNAMEONTHETREEEE- “How did this happen without you noticing?” “Uh….”
p.s., All Borderlandsrp members put http://borderlandsrp.boards.net/ in there website. If you want. Just saying it’s a good way to advertise.
*in THEIR website.
Thanks.
whats gonna happen? >:D
-MoonLord
moon lord kills all!
It’s funny how. Cyril is so logical yet when acted its illogical
Hmm kinda sounds like a paradox when you think deep into it a little bit
#Cyril is still the best
if anyone agrees with me that is
Well I read that page at least 7 times, not saying it isn’t funny just I didn’t find that part that funny.
Meh.
Truffle is love, Truffle is super high, CUZ HE’S ON FIRE.
THIS TRUFFLE’S ON FIYAH! HE’S WALKING ON FIYAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhH!
NOT FIRST NOT FIRST NOT FIRST
umm… question does the dryad or naiad races know anything about the cultists, pillars or Moonlord ? (if not ask Cyril he knows everything)
MASTER TRUFFLE KNOWS ALL! HE WAS IN THE MOON LORD’S FAMILY. THE MOON LORD IS HIS SISTER. HE THEN MURDERED CUTHULU. TRUFFLE IS GOD!
Who is Truffle?
This is Truffle: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Truffe_noire_du_P%C3%A9rigord.jpg
I THOUGHT MY SISTER KILLED U BY ACEDENT WITH HER DIRT JET XANE!!!!!
hi
Lol
…
For a moment I actually whent back to panel 1
Xane! What about the sneaky attack I commanded you to do? *slaps face*
We attacked while you two were sleeping!
Mwahahaha