And with that, Archsage's first round of edits are done. We're almost there, folks.
Sorry I'm late! This is awesome! Going up on the Fan Stuff page. twitter.com/DatSketchyFox/…
But still, this marks the beginning of the end of a nine-year journey. I'm thrilled to have gotten to this point.
Of course, by 'finished', I mean 'the first draft is finished, and I'll be gutting the manuscript over the next couple of weeks'.
Incredibly exciting news, all:
Archsage is finished! pic.twitter.com/sHRHIKExwD
It was really tempting to make this a 30-panel “Who’s on first?” kind of comic, but unfortunately that’s just not in the budget.
YOU ANGER HIM!!!!!
its a really rushed and badly-made boat. so its NONE OF THOSE OPTIONS.
I disagree, it looks better than mine.
I thought you were drunk by Xane “Decaf Beath Coffee”
It may be my turn… JOHN CENA!!! *Crushing Coffe cup sounds*
Really wanted to do that. Whos next?
What if its not a boat? MINDBLOWN!
I am in your service your fragrentness!
And it could be!
GODDAMNIT FLOWER IM THE FIRST FLOWER
He’s right, ya know.
It’s a floating island.
get out of here Xane ur soo bad!
Well I personally like Zane (well all of the characters really)
Fight me Xane, Kaos vs Xane, the ultimate battle of evil, war of all ages, naiads vs Kaos Inc. Evil showdown, let’s go
Xane, just a word of advice. You may be a freaking speed demon with insanity, but that boat you are about to go up against breaks all things of logic. I mean, it just created a crater in the ocean water with a freaking tank on the bottom of it. It is basically the ship version of you in some ways!!!
they shot my ship, it sinks, they turn around, they freak about cause im right behind them, i kill them, get my dagger, and leave the ship floating for comic relief
Then you stab Maple and Poa, return home to the dungeon victoriously, and laugh about it over brunch.
I’m sorry, I’m just really mad that I cant get my stuff back.
Wait, Aren’t fairies made of plazma, and therefore untouchable?
Or aren’t they?
And why does Gus have an accent?
And how did Cyril’s arms grow back soon?
Xane VS Percy Jackson FIGHT TO THE DEATH
DINGHY OFF THE PORT BOW
……I don’t know what that means :/
Banana boat (merchant)
Banana boat (recreational)
Cornish pilot gig
Crash rescue boat
Fishing boat (contemporary)
Fishing boat (traditional)
Full rigged pinnace
Great Lakes freighter
Kayak and Sea kayak
Cyril bet you didn’t know this:
IRL The ‘Junk’ was invented by the Chinese and was designed as a paddle steamer!
Yeah I learned random stuff like that when I was in Warrior School.
I knew that…
Extra credit for you, Take your happy face sticker. =)
Amazing…. just amazing…… how do you know this? If its not wikipedia i’ll be impressed
i did cut+paste from wikipedea, theirs just a limit on how much i can say, and i put at the bottom “Wikipedea cut+paste!”
I knew it!
Where did you get all those?
You missed frigates, gallons,gun boats, u-boats, battleships, carriers, crusiers merchentmen, and ship-of-the-lines. There are probably a couple dozen more that I can’t remember off the top of my head
U-Boats are submarines…
briggs, schooners, “man-of-war”s
I already did man-of-war
no u didn’t…
Omg. This irony doe.
It may not BE junk, but the person on it IS.
Be happy that Xane hasn’t seen that comment yet…
And then Cyril was never heard of again…
who’s the real dumba**? the who reads some thing because they like it, or the one who specifacally finds a comic for the sole purpose of posting hate comments?
You just got BURNED Xane!!!!!
lol get out then
If you hate this comic, why are you coming here?
Leave, you uncultured swine!
Two things ‘creeper john’ first this site is clean, and Jesse needs to see this, second never, never use your email as your username. Too easy to hack.
My image didn’t work. Shame.
Bruh. Two words. F***. Off.
Shots have been fired
My flower petals are trembling.
Wait… Sarcasm is hard to convey over text. Damn internet.
same here. The made vines out of me! How embarrising.
fake flower, you have kept “rooted” on to that name!
“leaf” it alone!
Take a different name or i will… I WILL…
continue to make bad plant related puns
1: YOU are the impostor, and Flower has been around longer
2: Your puns are actually quite good.
why are there so many fakes? I haven’t seen mine around though.
I would say “I’m just gonna walk away…”, but I’m not the fake here.
the shot heard round the world
The one thing I’ll agree with you on…
Hey dad how is the after-life?
btw junipers dad (im calling her juniper to annoy her) how many ppl has june killed?all of her heroes right?!
Maple, about 250 comics ago, you knew the answer. 14
well 14 heroes, and more or less 28. The other humanoid beings she killed were naiad, dryad, pygmy, faeries, djinni, yadadada
Hi Mabel How is Diper?
Pretty good, he is willing to go home with me! And we will beat bill and grow up together!!
Well I still think it is a dinghy but the person on it IS DEFINITELY junk
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Real Sophia: Your impostor probably wont leave, so just either ignore her, or make a plot twist that you have a twin sister also called Sophia.
Impostor Sophia: Either choose another character, or rename yourself Sophia’s Halloween clone.
When will people learn to stop posting the word First? It’s not like it’s a major achievement or anything, you don’t get a trophy for it.
oh contrare, it’s the self-awarded trophy of “NOT-awesomeness”
Ship-class discussions are ones that I can get into. Ship battle anyone?
battleeeeee!!! Now we have June!
Please. I’ve been winning since 2009. How about a game of Backgammon?
A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
shot at E4
A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
shot at B4
whoops gotta fix that
A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
shot at B4
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Shot at C 8
Xanes just like “umm… they do know I’m going to attack them, right?”
I like his face XD
i could hear what they are saying. and you are right. i was just going “umm… they do know I’m going to attack them, right?”
Xane: “So, am I going to kill you all or what?”
Maxx: “Not now, Xane, were trying to figure out what kind of boat you have.”
its junk. not A junk. just junk.
LOOK I WAS RUSHED OK?
I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROPER BOAT.
It looks like you got from China or something.
If it doesn’t have a buffet or a casino, it ain’t seaworthy.
For some reason I cant reply to Smurg so I have to reply to Naiad scum Xane.
The boat called a “junk” IS FROM CHINA
It really is a nice boat.
I think the colour is pretty cool
My boat, the S.S.Kaotic is better
Why isn’t there a single boat made out of WRENCHES?
The correct term for a boat made of wrenches would be a Wroat.
Does it go down the Th-roat?
AH! YOUR RUINING WRENCHES!!!!!!
man that fake flower sure is a… WRENCH!
Flower, don’t make horrible sounding words that people can make up rhymes for. Magic Flower, don’t insult Flower or make any bad puns.
… I think there might be something wrong with time…
This is creepy angry me
Its creepy because I’m the one worrying that there is two of us… (By the way “Angry Me” is what I’m calling you from now on)
You are not the original. She is. I suggest you find a new character to be. I don’t think Hannah is taken yet. Or you could be Helena.
helena is taken
Who is helena?
I don’t think Aley is taken
Woe are the villans of this story.
Woe to them.
1. That is physically impossible
2. Socket wrenches are much better!
This was a comment to Sophiathemachanic
U could’ve just hit reply
*ignores useless comment*
Why don’t you just cover the wrench boat… IN INFLATABLE WRENCHES.
Huh… You know, when Xane caught up to them, I was expecting a lot more panic (and a lot less back-talk).
because now they have 9 people! So that is hard to be panic.
It’s a junk.
Daaaaaaaaang, how did Xane catch up to them THAT QUICKLY?! I mean, the jungle was preeeety far away from that side of the continent.
Remember how he can sort of appear behind people really quickly? Yeah… Apparently his boat has that same power…
SO CAN I! JOHN CENA!!
*fake explosion noises*
Doo doo doo doooooo. Doo doo doo dooooooooo.
its cause im pro at sailing.
Did any of u remember that the Naiad can FRIGGEN MANIPULATE WATER?!
but they were step back with a canon just now
Vy are we arguingk when we should be fleeing for our lives?
Also, I vould zay it eez is slonk. (Sloop + Junk)
I like that boat. How much do you want for it Xane?
Im sure I could get you a good deal on it *mumbles*now all I need to do is steal that ship…
Great name Gus! But I like Joop better
How about extremely lame ship that will be blasted with a bazooka?
Your picture is very misleading, Ocelot.
Its a slunk. End of discussion.
TRUFFLE IS… man this meme is getting old
I’m gonna stop worshiping him…
AND WORSHIP THE DRYAD LORD JUNE!
My Sister? Dude Srsly no mater what she can destroy u in an instant
And sans can destroy all in an instant (except Chara, who killed sans)
I like you to- OH MY GOSH! BROTHER I TOLD YOU TO HIDE IN A HOLE FOREVER
YES! DO AS JUNE SAYS!
For those people obsessed with truffle…..
June’s secret brother is the truffle!
Faceplam for no reason whatsoever.
Listen. Elder Fungus used to be the Truffle. A proud, mighty, and fearless warrior, before who’s spear all Naiad would tremble. One day he got poisoned by Xyvareth, and went all old and loony. Also, June, your brother’s name is Acacia.
IT WAS YOUR MOTHERS IDEA
ALL HAIL JUNE!
That escalated quickly…
Local cult ↑
She scares me
I like you
jumiper likes sofia. I also secretely likes poa *clamos hand over mouth* O MY GOSH I NEVAH SAID THAT!!!
ಠ______ಠ To you.
He is your second cousin-in-law
no hes not actually, hes just a friend
“Dinghy of the-” *knockout*
Also, that ship looks way too small to be a junk. Just saying.
I really wish max wasn’t as dumb as he is… I was hoping he would have a change at beating the wall of flesh…
What if Maxx makes a “Wall of Blades?” (insert gun hands here)
||||| That’s supposed to be a gun hand
Way better gun hands right here |
|_________________| – – – – – – –
pew pew pew
…I wish I never said “gun hands”…
I love this comic it’s so funny.
Hey flower, how r you doing in Cyril’s stomach?
By the way I am SOOOOO MUCH better than you
Like… Do you even WRENCH bro?!?
im the real flower. the other is a fake
been here since uhhh… something something august
Been here since April, but the comments had been locked for ages. I couldn’t comment until Jesse came back from Asia.
Ive been here since November 2015 I joined kinda recently
Magic Flower, I thought I told you and Flower to stop fighting. You’re both the flower in Cyril’s stomach, but in alternate dimensions. Happy?
Pretty sure that “Flower” is the real flower. I know for a FACT that I’M the real Maple.
To be honest, I’m starter than Sophia
In mechanisms! Oh and Juniper or June is the prettiest dryad on earth!
JUNE IS AND ALL WHO THINK NOT WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
I don’t think she’s pretty
My doom powers of ultimate evil can beat all, I’m immortal, Hunting list target #1 is June
LOL I am making a game and boss #7 will rek ya
But or comment is LOL anyway
YOU SHALL NEVER HURT THE ALMIGHTY JUNE!
*punches June and purposely deals 1 damage*
I really like this June Cult leader.
Why? Maxx will be sad!
King Kaos Status:
Pic is a weiner
98.53127% Bark 1.57983% Bite
Hate level on Dryad: The only thing impressive about him
Threat: Slightly below slightly below medium
that resolution would be great for new year
oooh the “fireworks” are starting early
If LoM Items were in terraria:
180 Melee damage.
Gives poison and bleeding.
Stop Hiting on my sister Aidan
Well do you mind if I hit on her?
Neither of you will go down that road if you want to live. If she wore clothes instead of vines, you would find her disgusting.
Besides, she would deep-fry the. Bunny
Maxx do you mind if I hit you? on the neck? with an axe?
Hmm how would maxx do against Moonlord??? He would die x
NOT WHEN I CRUSH THE MOON LORD! JOHN CENA!
Don’t ever doubt Maxx. He always makes his way around things, even my EXTREME tackles. Damn Maxx, never plays fair in wrestling…
Really? if you want to be john cena at least have a gravatar.
Maybe he’d use his ultimate shampoo bottle of doom, like he did with the eye of Cthulhu
He has had worse than shampoo…
He got his legs torn off by something, so i don’t think shampoo could kill him.
If Maxx didn’t have plot immunity then he would easily be killed by either the giant laser obliterating him or simply not knowing the lord’s weakness.
Then again he does have plot immunity so dumb luck’s saving him.
What if… STARY THE FALLENSTAR SAVES MAXX!!!
June saves Maxx
No… I shall be the incredibly convenient fallen star that saves Maxx.
Flinxy/Stary and Cult Leader: The two most pointless commenters for LoM EVER. Or ever will be.
I once saw a Fallen Star deal 623 damage to a bunny.
The only reason I was able to beat Skeletron on mobile with Shadow Armor was because of a fallen star
Aiden he could use the Cron Sword!
@skeledeath but flinxy’s innocent Cruz I was being a total imposter and I didn’t even know!
Hey, that’s me! Show some respect, I’m on the title art so I’m obviously important
Impostor! But what he said is true.
You are the same person skycommision and Flinxy the Snow Flinx
Z hmm you should switch it up to where maxx saves terraria by going down fighting…… wait are June and maxx ever going to get together?
That will be funny if they do……! I’m gonna call Gus…… MR GRUMPY GUS
LOL LOL LOL LOL=)
JUNE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! HE IS A SET OF FAMILIAR ARMOR TO JUNE, WHO IS LIKE NEBULA!
Yes, familiar armor can disguise the power that is underneath
Oh yeah… You’re right… Well… Then.. Uh… Wood Maybe?
Same, Maxx is a copper shortsword and June is the Meowmere
maxx is a wood yoyo and june is the terrarian
Then what are (am) we (I)?
Star Wrath is the most powerful sword if you count the projectile.
What ever *listens to Nyan Cat*
I’ll help! GRRRRRUUUUUMMMPPY GUUUUUUUUSSSSS!!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU?!?!?!
I threw Gus into the Icecream Machine.
No you did not. *throws kuteycoolboy into deuterium generator*
CRYRIL! I DARE YOU TO ASK OUT HANNAH, AND IF YOU DONT…. I WILL……… HACK YOUR BRAVO AND SEND IT DOWN TO HELL/UNDERWORLD! Jk
I’m new on this chat so hi
That was, round about more active than when I first joined.
If you get on my bad side, I will CRUSH YOU!
i have armor that was made with spikes sooo…
good luck body slamming me.
BTW pro wrestling in WWE is fake as bull.
all they do, everything they say, even the chairs and props.
I will slam you. with a hammer. really hard. on the head.
If you don’t know me….. are we supposed to share our profile like our names?
Nevermind I’m going to bed…..
I like june, she pretty…. oh crap, I already like a girl, lol
What did you just say?! *grabs dirt rod*
June, why didn’t you make a plane and fly?
We are slowly losing our powers
That’s not true she used a fighter jet to crash into the dugeon
And use a big plane to take them back to the village when they are go out from the dungeon.
But the big plane crashed, because they are losing their powers.
Yep. Don’t doubt my l o m knowledge pls
You do know she crahed into the dugeon on purpose right? June even said that the Drayd weren’t good at forward thinking.
Also Jesse I apologize in advance this could be a long argument
Ok I’m tired. Goodnight.
stop. now. he adressed this spam earlier
The art of the boat is pretty nice! I’m surprised by June’s nonchalance! I love how seriously they’re arguing about the nomenclature haha. And the statement about entropy is ironic and true in a scary way.
Argh, I want to translate so many words so I can understand what they were said, also click the board which is writing “notify me of new comments via email” with it!
Slime king! Where are you? Are you will appear in LoM in the future? (your slime hook is good to use!)
Yaaaaaaaaaay! The 1.2.4 update for Terraria is out for mobile!
I was thinking “it’s pirates” until a saw Xane in the last panel. I had kinda… just forgotten about him ._.
XANE, FIGHT ME, KING OF EVIL VS PRINCE OF NAIADS, LETS DO THIS, ILL WIN, GUNS FTW
Yeah, Xanes funny/horrible personality ftw as well.
Wow. I was actually expecting Xane to be on that ship.
I always wondered what Xane vs Skeletron Prime would be like. I mean, he basically just has a Shadow Chestplate, pants, a cape, a thin sword that looks like a fencing weapon and a red fencing sword.
Unless you’re Yrimir you can’t beat Skeletron Prime with that…
I told you that we’re gonna catch up within the next (this) comic…
Perhaps the goblin is dumber than I thought
XANE IF U EVEN LOOK AT MY SISTER (June) I WILL DEMOLISH U IN AN INSTANT U THOUT U KILLED ME IN THE CORUPTIAN BUT U DIDNT I HAVE BEE LIVING OF OF ROTEN CHUNKS FOR 490 YEARS!!!
Your yelling hurts my ears.
Corruption illuminati confirmed.
Everyone just CALM DOWN!!!!!! Let’s just sit down and talk about this over lunch like men.
anyone up for some Oligopoly
Me. I haven’t found any use for my 60 platinum yet…
I will steal all dos coins!!!
I lost all my money when my world wouldn’t load.
Zat ees hardly ze actions of a neo-goblin.
Me! I have 14 gold that I don’t know what to use for.
I have 28 platinum
We Have -9000000000 platinum, damn debt
You live in America or something?
Meh I can dupe platinum coins. And I wonder why the player doesn’t make platinum coins out of platinum bars?
Cobalt is an actual substance, typically used in eastern art/pottery. Still not sure why it’s only available in Hardmode.
ill take a stab at it merchant, after all I have 999999999999999 platinum ive been secretely hiding.. don’t know what to do with it. got it from killing jungle slimes. guards have no life =(
Then why did you give it to elder acorn to pay off the dryads dept.
I meant to say say why don’t you. : }
I tell you, if I could, I would make that game ILLEGopoly! Ah?
MERCHANT U SUCK I ALWAYS HATED U so u humans say.
I thought A.I. systems were smart enough to at least have good grammar. Was I wrong?
Isn’t it obvious? J.o.N.A.S. is imitating a person who is hating on another person using the power of bad grammar. Or this is an imposter J.o.N.a.S
If it was one of those two, I think would be the latter.
Hey without me Jesse wold still be living in a box.
You have a point. But if you look again, think of the irony – you sold a village with several residents, taking away their homes – then you offer a (better) home to Jesse.
Maybe Xane just wants to give them free tickets to the Spongebob Movie.
I Think It’s A Sloop
The boat is not a sloop or a junk. ITS AMAZING!!!!
Its a… DIJUSLOOPER! (all of the above)
Back in My day… there was only one type of wrench, and a wrench-boat is called a W.P.F.D. Wrench Powered Floating Device.
You mean Wrench Powered Floatation Device right?
Hey Jesse what if the boat turned into a submarine and it was powered by junes anger or something else recently mentioned
(SuperDeturiumGus or June’s anger for the source of power)
JUNE’S POWER IS STRONGER THAN A UNIVERSE EXPLODING!
Local Cult : )↑
What about the Multiverse exploding?
I’m more powerful than infinity times infinity.
What about infinity to the infinite power?
I am dearly sorry for misjudging your power master June.
Your power is enough to touch The Moon Lord lightly and kill him instantly.
Actually, ur talking about sans’s power, not Junes.
june cult leader.. june can oup hug 1000000 moon lords and kill them simultainiously
Also I’m just best the moon lord on Expert mode and I need tips guys out there because I only best once and was wondering if you guys know a good way to do that.
Can you guys help?
I made a spaceship.
And,appernatly I tried fighting the moon lord on it but not inside it ,and,believe me,
IT WENT BAD…
I think i made that the worst decision of my life………
Only the June Cult Leader (JCL) can reply to this comment.
As you say master June.
GET OUT OF HERE FrostBite! SHE WANTED ME AND ME ONLY!
Frostbite, go away *geabs dirt rod*
Listen to June, *grabs acorn staff*
Hiiiiii! Do you want a hug!???? Because I am a cute bunny! So can I get a hug?! Please?
Overly Insane Mode ACTIVATE!
Oh, you can have a hug….a big, warm one,…..BY FIRE!!!!!!!!!
Overly Insane Mode DEACTIVATE!
Huh. So that’s what Maxx’s bunny will look like.
I hope they don’t argue over whether or not it is a Junk or not. Lets just fire the cannon and be done with this. After all it’s not like they forgot to reload it *wink*.
For too long*
Random question, but Jesse, have you seen Interstellar or Mockingjay part 2?
Then we will have gus flavour ice cream! Yummy!
I am reply to kuteycoolboy
I could easily take down xane with my terra blade.
Forget terra blades. Terrarian ftw!
Star Wrath ftw!
yes poa, I prefer terrarian as well, I also prefer you over xylan, even though xylan is HAWT!
What’s with Xylan’s hair?
Here’s a secret, Maple. I have a major crush on *ERROR: cannot process next few words*
HEY! Mess with my son and I’ll make your shape more vague than his! And he’s like, 8 pixels tall!
Poa! Don’t trust this impostor!
Actually, I told the other Maple that he could be Maple, because I was holding the for my friend but he decided not to.
Eh, the Terra Blade is a nice sword, but I prefer either the flamethrower or the cutlass.
Not like I’m going to use those anytime soon.
*sob* Stupid thing *sob*
Since I have mobile, Terra Blade + Dragon Armor > Solar Armor + Meowmere\Star Wrath
What happens if you use Hannah as a meat shield for the wall of flesh. That would be totally gruesome and funny! 😀
Pretty sure that a junk is a type of air ship.
I would’ve thought it’s a boat, but you’re the nerd >:D
Random Spongebob joke. =P
Xane has that one face that’s like, bruh.
Hey! I haven’t seen Aley for the past few comics!
I ordered a drink, and when he asked which one I said “Surprise me!” Turns out he can turn HIMSELF into alcohol. I was a bit skeptical, but also thirsty….
I thought they were gonna sing the spongebob squarepants theme song.
My Christmas song:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, a Naiad named Xane,
Maxx and co. killed the o(cean), and the Dryad ran away, HEY!
Dashing through the Crimson,
In a wrencicorn-drawn sleigh,
Shooting in the air,
Destroying all the things, HA HA HA !
Continue with you best impression of the Joker’s laugh.
Port bow? So… at the left and the front of the ship at the same time? June’s right, it is physically impossible… That would mean there are two ships, which there is clearly only one and Sophia didn’t say “Dinghies”. Or the ship would have to be in two places and once, and no, I don’t mean by being on the border between states/provinces/countries, I mean physically in two places at once, not politically.
Sorry that I was away for a bit, got a virus screwing things up. But now I’m back!
=( ders are mean to me =(
I found out you have a crush on maxx, elder acorn. Lemme give you a hint: he’s a idiot
Uhh nooooo… Totally don’t have a crush on maxx
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, this is awkward…
The ship is not in danger, June will save it! Almighty June will destroy the Naid army and it’s many Junk’s!
June June June!
June and everyone else will die. Here are just a few reasons backing my statement:
1. Maxx and co. are in the ocean. Naiad territory. After the Muramasa ordeal, going into the water is suicide.
2. Since they are in the ocean, the one weapon that could possibly be used to combat the Naiad, June’s Dirt Rod, is completely useless. They didn’t bring any dirt with them, and June’s already said it doesn’t work with sand.
3. It has been proven that both Hannah and Cyrill (especially the latter) are emotionally unstable. Cyrill will hide in the pub while Maxx and Hannah fight Xane (and fail)
We don’t know the full combined power of Sophia, Jonas, and SD Gus. So even though Xane will kill everyone very violently, Maxx and co. won’t go down without an awesome fight!
P.S. Sorry to break up the cult.
We have also found that Xane is faster than Aley’s BWEENing.
By tenicality that ocean is not their territory as the ocean they are near is in the west. The ocean they are actually sailing is in the east. also just because their in the ocean doesn’t actually mean theirs no dirt
What if… June brought ANOTHER compressed dirt ball.
You never know, Snowflinx, you never know.
Maybe I do. /¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶\
/¶¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶¶\
\_ ____ _/
\ ¶¶ / (flowey face)
… it looked a lot better when I typed it
There’s an Undertale among us
I agree my brother, for we are believing in the same things.
I’m going to bed. These recent turn of events have made me quite depressed. Don’t be surprised if I don’t comment until the next comic.
I do so hate glitches.
I too, shall sleep, so I can wake up and worship our Master, June. And convert that lunatic cultist to STOP WORSHIPING A MAGIC MEATLOAF WITH ARMS AND A HEAD BUT NO LEGS! He’ll worship anything if you give him an inch and he’ll think he’s a ruler.
Ya know, sans is stronger than June by a long shot. If June ever fought sans, he would be done with her in a single arm swipe.
Who is this sans that you speak of? I feel like I missed his introduction in the comments somewhere.
Sans is a skeleton introduced in the popular game known as UNDERTALE. You first encounter him in the snowy areas very soon after you pass the Ruins. He appears to be a silly, lazy skeleton on neutral and pacifist routs, but on the genocide route you can see his true power…
That felt like a Wikipedia.
Tip, say this: AAAAIIIIOOOOOO WOLOLOLOLOOOOO
…what was that all about…
Xane, your adopted!
June, your adopted
I love this conversation so much.
My minds playing Seinfeld music.
I wonder what the ‘who’s who’ of SeinfeldxLegend of Maxx would be.
Cyril = George (if he were smart)
June = Jerry (but a lot angrier)
Hannah = Elaine (only with a bit less self esteem)
Maxx = Kramer
And Xane…. I guess he’s like Joe Davola? If he were charismatic?
Whare new comic?
How do you change your picture?
Make a gravatar account! Comment here with the same email with gravatar. Also set a picture at it
Wait a second!
Cyril!!¡¡!!!!! I need to have a word with you.
Cyril? I have a important message for you
Guys if June got married, who would it be?
JUNE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH THING! SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR ANYBODY!
A lot of people like Cyril and June like in comic(love wise).
Xane came to kill them.;( death is upon them!
I sell swords
Stop the spam
Ultimate water fire sword
Water fire sword
Water fire magic ice sword
Evergreen tree sword
Yellow topaz sword
Dry dirt rod sword
Magic dirt sword
All gems sword
Worst nightmare sword
Sword from sword in the stone
Witch doctor sword
Shadow orb sword
Bad sword(does good in damage)
Ice cream sword
You forgot THE DOESN’T EXIST SWORD. NEARLY AS GOOD AS A BAD SWORD.
INFINITY TIMES WORSE THAN THE JUNE SWORD.
June Cult Leader, I have been doing some calculations and I discovered that the Meowmere is in fact 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.7 times worse than the June Sword.
All hail almighty June!
June June June June |Throws up dirt.|
YES MY BROTHER! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1111!!!!!!!
SANS! SANS! SANS! SANS! SANS! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!
I wanted to talk to some body.
I don’t mean to spam
Anyway here are some more swords I sell
Sand rod sword
Stop spamming, it is annoying and you are providing virtually nothing of value at the moment, so please cut this nonsense out.
how much is the troll sword, I want it because your using it to much, (lol jk)
somebody, if you don’t stop spamming, poa and I will throw u in the igmy caves
Or… THE WRATH OF JUNE!
We also throw impostors in the pygmy caves. Sorry, did I say pygmy? I meant man/dryad eater.
Why am I not in this story all stories need a dragon.
Niradragon you have an awesome gravatar picture!
Thanks it was made over on the terraria forums not by elder fungus sadly unless he turned out to be the same person. which would be awesome.
Did you know npcs can sit on chair type objects
Npcs can fight/defend themselves
Npcs can chat to each other and you
The dye trader can tell you quests
Yarda yarda yarda
The only dragons in terraria are the frost hydra and the stardust dragon!
Does the wyvern not count?
The wyverns in Terraria aren’t Wyverns. They’re Chinese Dragons, and look to be of a Japanese style (like Haku).
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\June VS Chuck Norris/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Say #June if you think June will win
Say #Chuck Norris if you think he will wijn
#dyrad #june #elderacorn
Comic Sans eh Eh
Chuck Norris, any last words before you are Juned?
What’s that? “June will never def-” Oh June murdered you to fast. That’s to bad.
All Hail Almighty June!
June June June! |Throws up dirt|
|Throws up dirt X9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Times|
Makes dirt statue of June
Sans joins the battle! Sans beats the crap out ta June with out touching her and teleports away!
Aww my disguise did not work
I find the joke you made about my friend and me. To that my response is LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD
Hey June how’s it feel getting beat up by a chubby skeleton? Sans: “GEEEEEEET DUUUUUUUUNKEED OOOOOONN!”
Hey Jesse can you offer an opinion in this matter?
June? Anything to say?
Chuck Norris you got a comment?
[P.S.] Just change your name real quick to your vote and say whatever if you want to
Sans: Manipulates time, space, and gravity. June: Manipulates dirt.
Who’s strongest now?
First off, don’t underestimate the power of dirt.
Second off, you monster. I’m the real one.
OK sorry! Geez…
But time, space, gravity vs. Dirt. Its definitely sans
Well Sans doesn’t have complete control over time space and gravity
He kinda does
Plus when u attack him in-game he uses logic and dodges it
Sans:99.9999999999% chance of victory. June: 0.0000000001% chance of victory
Wait lemme rephrase what sans can do:Summon deadly bones out of nowhere, summon Gaster Blasters that shoot insanely powerful white lasers,Invert your gravity,Throw you at walls without touching you, use logic, teleport things along with himself, and switches your soul color over and over again. And June does dirt. Sans is the strongest(unless you count Chara, but we don’t speak of them)
This probably won’t work, but…
@Jesse at the end, Maxx needs to get actual gun hand glove weapon thingies, and at the final battle, the night’s edge is slowly going to be destroyed forever,
And Maxx Fights the (semi-?)final fight with Xane because Xane destroyed something (ridiculous?) that’s close to Maxx, and Maxx gets angry, then attack Xane, Creating the fierce battle between the hands of gun and sand shark hands.
the final battle should be maxx vs xane after the wall of flesh and even after xylan
Meteorite smacks Xane in the face, and Maxx discovers the space gun inside. Then he uses it whenever he want’s to use gun hands.
When I get out of the Underground Snow, Imma make that Naiad shop.
As an apology for my impostory, I’ll help u out.
CHECK OUT MY AWESOME GRAVATAR! made by elder fungus
Yay, another fungus gravatar
Hey fungus, can u make me a gravatar
I bet he will!
Maxx vs June. Who would win? I think we all know.
Can I ask you something?
*picks up ale sword hands to aley*
I think I need to get a new sword. The sword that does’nt exist! Thanks June Cult leader!
You are welcome my friend. As long as you give me the June sword.
The sans sword is WAY better
June Cult Leader, you forgot that we keep the June Sword inside the secret church on top of the Ouroboros’ head. somebody must have a knock-off.
How could I forget. Thank you for reminding me our monk Clark.
Guys I really don’t mean to spam at all
Fire the guns
Xane VS June. Who would win
Should I sell guns too?
NO PLZ NO!!!
One does not simply calm June down.
One does not simply make a good joke.
One does not simply jump into LoM without reading the previous 500 comics.
One does not simply make a good comic
Sans has the exact opposite personality of June
Conspiracy theory time!
So, all of the Naiad have names that begin with X.
Maxx has an X at the end.
So is it possible that Maxx is
a. The opposite of the Naiad, but still not a Dryad (Djinn?)
b. A Naiad with extreme amnesia
Ur looking WAY into it.
But if it’s option #2, then that would explain why June hates him.
Holy crap that’s a lot of comments! I love how June decides to just jump in on the argument against Cyril.
WHERE IS (FUS RO) DA(H) COMIC?
YES! I WANNA SEE SOMEONE DIE (especially Xane)!
HEY GUYS I AM BACK!
SKYRIM IS COMIN IN!
So, June’s Dirt Rod is sentient now. Not sure how I feel about this.
Do tools and weapons have genders? Dirt Rod and Hammush could go out together.
GUYS WE NEED TO BAND UP AND GET MAXX,JUNE,CYRIL,HANNAH,GUS,AND SOHPIA, THEN KILL XANE! *gives every one free swords*
I’m pretty sure it’s a corvette
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