Don’t do it, Maxx. This is not an idea that should be turned into reality.
The hellboat is now complete! It’s been quite a ride for all of us.
-Jesse
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The Legend Of Maxx
A webcomic about friendship, exploration, stupidity and the ongoing battle against evil and also zombies
love the name!
John Seana
JUNE IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST NAME EVER
I GOT IT!!! THE BOATS NAME SHOULD BE::::
*DRUMROLL*
THE SUN-SILVER!
WHOS WITH ME?
SUNSILVER!
im a naiad. i know about sailing. i looked at the boat and found only TWO appropriate names.
the SUNSILVER.
orrrrr the
s.s. suicide.
:\
I’m with you!
J.o.N.A.S. would’ve wanted it to be named Jonas. lol
Kinda like sunsilver
I am with you.
June Seana?
Heck yeah! LOL XD
Same
I VOTE FOR S.S. SUICIDE
Nobody thinks of poor flower… Name it after me please…
SSS flower boat thing
I would have voted for Gusboat. Actually, they should vote indeed! How unjust this is.
June will kill Maxx because naming idiotic things using people’s names ain’t a honor for them…but the reverse thing. Soon Maxx will get a shortcut to the wall of flesh…or at least hell..
Hey guys, the loom character group is still on! Go to the forums and in other role play you shall find it
You’re saving the setting sail for comic 500… I know it!
Ditto.
Ya?
Setting sail and they’re on a boat?? *laughs*
Oh wait… I thought you said “they’re setting sail for comic 500”
I have a question for you. What is more powerful? A pie, or a spirit?
A pie 😉
He is going to introduce a new character. The physical manifestation of me, Flower.
Nah he’s going to set sail comic 501 because of Jesse and his antics making a comic about the two retard guards of the dryad, look at comic 300 and 400
you mean 299 1/2 and 399 1/2.
Don’t. You. Dare. Say. That. About. Maple. And. Poa. Again.
Saving setting sail for comic 500… What sail? Perhaps it should be saving setting deuterium thruster for comic 500!
Haha! You have amused the Flower old man!
OLD MAN?!?!? MAY I REMIND YOU THAT I AM A HEALTHY YOUNG MAN AND VERY FIT AND STRONG! *coughs and dies*
*uses magic dirt healing method*
Awakens loopier than ever before…
‘Loopier’??
panel 4: did maxx just call cyrill by his REAL name!?
I’m curious to see how that ocelot will be important later on…
The Devil Ship. That would actually be a fitting name. Haha.
This has indeed been quite a ride! That’s not to say that actually *sailing* this Juneship won’t be even more of a ride. I can’t wait to see this ship in action!
Actually, Gus’ suggestion which is “Der Teufelsschiff” directly translates to “The Devil Ship” 😉
ACTUALLY, if you would do goodabble grammar and not baddabble grammar, then it would be “DAS Teufelsschiff,” not “DER Teufelsschiff.” I know this because I speak German, and I speak it well. Google translate is not as good as language-specified translators are. Just saying! 😀
4th!!!
Sorry. It’s just I’ve never been this close to fist. Sorry again.
It’s because Elder Fungus is too slow. If you were someone like June, you’d have no problem.
SLIME BUNNY MUST BE SEEN BY THE WORLD
(I know it’s stupid to reply to a comment but I want to so thare)
Such adorbs
Why are you here, slimebunny? Halloween is over.
cus I can cus I’m 1/2 slime 1/2 bunny and all awesomely awesome like the hamush maxx used in like comic 80
shut up
Oh sorry Mr very-polite, can’t I have a tiny moment of happiness that I came 4th?
Manners like that get people thrown in the pigmy caves
Iki wa piki nomoweja swino thwipa ja ja ja
Maxx and Co:0
Pygmies:1
Uhh Pygmys never lose so yea GG
‘An exorcism.’ That made me laugh so loud my mom got mad at me. Again.
P.S. Gus’s name for the boat, translated, is ‘The Devil Ship.’
Actually that’s ‘the devils ship’ because it is der teufels-schiff not der teuffel-schiff which means the devil ship. Note the ss in teuffelsschiff.
Trust me in fluent in German.
Your vight.
yep ur all right
I wish I could learn a foreign language… stuck with boring English all my life.
It can be both The Devil Ship and The Devils Ship… It could be a so called Fugen-S, inserted to make the pronunciation of a word easier. And it looks like a genitiv in most cases.
Trust me, i’m fluent in German. And studying it. 😐
Should be Das and not Der as well. :/
Aber bitte doch, wen Gus schon ein Deutscher sein soll der Englisch nicht gut sprechen kann, da sollte er doch zumindest korrekt Deutsch sprechen! Das Teufelsschiff!
Genau…
“But please consider to whom already supposed to be a German who can speak English well Gus not because he should at least speak German properly! The devil ship!”
What foreign language level are you on? I should be something like A2 or B1 for Spanish and I’m approximately A1 for French. I’m also C in english. lol
hi
omg i just went on google translate and it DID say “the devil ship”
Google translate can be incredibly innacurate. Don’t use it if youre taking a foreign language class.
Don’t tell my sister that. When she took Spanish that’s all she used.
If google translate is incredibly inaccurate, then what would be an accurate translator/aid if you’re taking a foreign language class? (German, coincidentally)
True. I can’t wait until I’m fully fluent in Spanish. I can read about half of the Spanish words in a newspaper now : )
Tell Maxx to get ready because the moon lord will come… (And where’s skeletron?)
Who knows where’s Skeletron? Maybe he’s going to be one of Xylan’s summons when they meet him again.
Skeleton got rekt by previous adventurers and the stinkin Naiads were gonna make him possess Gus
It iz done! Time for a voyage in ze devil ship! *
*Oh god, zis iz not goink to turn out vell.
Mein Gott…….
So, who else is excited for the inevitable Maple and Poa strip? Hey, maybe we’ll get to learn which one is moron and which one is stinkwad.
Its name is June Cena!
+1
That IS our surname
ARE YOU READY FOR…JUNE CE-*gets hit by dirt boxing glove*
You know Jon Seana is an actor right?
John Cena is a flippin wrestler
I need the angler (when he is a character) to have a British accent!
I agree. We also NEED the angler. Once I arrived at a beach in terraria and he was floating towards me on the water. He was floating towards me ASLEEP. XD
I don’t think we need another little kid. We already have Sophia.
For those of you who don’t know and don’t want to google translate it, Der Teufelsschiff means “The Devil Ship”
Nevermid sorry i didnt read carefully enough, “cyril” got it before me XD
Cyril probably used his automatic “Flower Wizard Hoopla Translate Thingamabobber”
most likely
Yes. It’s called the Internet
sorry Cyril but i pronounce your name Cyril (c I ril) instead of Cyril (ciril)
Ok Cyril’s name is pronounced as CE-RILL
According to Wikipedia, the name Cyril is derived from the Greek word Κύριλλος (Kyrillos) meaning Lordly, Masterful. That didn’t exactly fit him at the beginning.
June Sena
What about the other months (December, March, April, etc.)? Oh wait… June is a character…
It is finished! Maybe June will be too drunk to notice that Max named the ship after her?
If not, maxx’s life expectancy will be drasticallyshorter.
Last I/Cyril saw her, she was in the hot tub. I saw her in Cyril’s peripheral vision… As he was staring at Hannah again…
Like always…
Hey, I told you my explanation already!!!
Its finaly done,
The next comic will be mapple and poa
No, it’s actually the one after next. 498 -> 499 -> 499 1/2 -> 500
I think we’re going to have a different side story before we set sail
Or Jesse will troll us even more and 499 will be Maple and Poa and 499 1/2 will be the actual characters.
dont want to be rude 🙂 but there is avery little typo “das Teufelsschiff”
i know i know.. it is so much easier with just “the” opposed to “der, die, das”
Greetings from Germany and pls keep up that work i LOVE the comic *heart*
Ja, du bist richtig! Eignetlich sollte es das sein, nicht der! Das habe ich nicht bemerkt!
Trufflings: Tell us a story, grandpa!
Trüfflinge: Erzähle uns eine geschichte, opa!
I would have gone with Der Teufelsschiff. Much better than any of those.
THE DISCO BALL’S ON THE WRONG SIDE! D:
Welp, now for that to bug me for the rest of the voyage(s)
OcD is going to kill me all throughout this voyage
My god… IT IS
OH NO! NOW THERE WILL BE LESS DISCO FLUX GENERATED! nooooo!
Sophia building boat-> 😀 Sophia noticing something wrong-> 🙂 Sophia noticing disco ball in wrong place-> 🙁 -Noo! Now the turbo zen will not function due to disco radiation and it will mutate the ocelot! Noo!
And the sign is missing on the little house 🙁
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *cries* Can we move the disco ball? *sniff*
Aren’t Hellboat and June similes?
If June was a boat. otherwise one is a crazy tyrranical overpowered tree person and the other is a crazy tyrranicle overpowered tree boat
no hellboy and june are
If you change the name of the month “June” to Hellboat, then technically yes, but as June is no longer existent as a month, another paradox is created.
Where is June?
Hot tub
she did say she was never getting out
The one thing that we dont have in the jungle…
There isn’t mosquito spray in the jungle either
Wait for it… there’ll be a Comic 499 1/2.
Mi dios… tú eres correcto…
Whoops it’s Mis dios.
By God he’s done it.
Ze magnificent vessel is completely finished… Vat know.
Buddyboat? Friendship? hehehe
How about Taco Libre?
I’m going to begin work on Maxx’s gravestone…if he keeps on doing thos to June he’s going to need one eventually.
i’ll help. we need it done fast.
Me too, I’ll get my picksaw.
How about the S.S. Briefcase?
Why call it june? call it the hottubstabbytankwrenchgardendeteriumgeneratowhatsitstabbygrabbyshootylaunchyhellboat from spain?
how is the tank on the bottom anything like the wrenchinator?
also (one last comment) I like Aley’s name for it.
can you put maxx and cyril finding the sandstorm in a bottle. and maxx opening the bottle and cyril getting blown onto xane?
oh hell yes that would be so cool!
and play darude sandstorm
when’s the flower gonna be back? I want it to be while Cyril is sedated and partly unconscious
I like Gus’ suggestion.
Actually its “Das Teufelsschiff”
You didn’t include a bunny cage filled with lasagna? no? awwww…..
Don’t judge, a bunny can like lasagna.
Bunnies are tasty! So is lasagna!
Yum!
Y pasta? lol
oh yes it can i always fed my bunny lasagna… thats probably why it died so early…… WHY CRUEL WORLD
Wow
How about Watership Down?
Because of the bunny analogy that June made a little while back.
Oh shoot, Max is about to deep-fry the bunny isn’t he
No he won’t!
The bunny has nothing to do with Watership Down! But Watership Down is a great book!
Name it…… boat
HA HA HA HA!
why not call it J.O.N.a.S after all I am the boat
Sorry, Jonas is already taken. There are plenty of other characters you could be though!
The bunny is going to write!
A very long sentence very soon!
Also bunnies are very tasty, just like lasanga!
Most elders are free, pick one
ahhh, elder fungus. hello again. i’m your pet bunny from 1500 years ago or something like that. bunnies are not good with time. sorry i rain away i was overwhelmed by the scent of lasagna from the serpent cyril almost died from in the desert. yea, he used to be a master chef
and Maxi, only Certain bunnies can be fed lasagna, after all, i’m the only one left. June killed off my family about 200 yeas ago, just like she killed maxx’s pygmy tribe.
We all had the dots on our back.
You are also very tasty!
Is it… is it… no… its… its… A CIRCLE!
Yummy!
also, only people with stupidity level OVER 9000 can be affected by our hypnotic stare, and only 2 people have been. Maxx and Someone who eats bunnies
My stupidity level is 9001 so…
Brother! i didn’t Die!i convinced june to let me live while you escaped. we have to do the do-do, its our only hope of re-civilisa- (Dies from a dirt bullet from june)
Wow!
*picks up the bullet, it reads,* “I’m letting you live forever because you’re immortal like us dryads, but don’t you DARE, repopulate yourselfs. you almost killed off all the flying fish in the world to make lasagna
No love whatsoever,
Juniper
Someone who eats bunnys don’t spam the comics dude.
*not comics comments
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yEAAAAAAASORRY
I lost it at “an exorcism?”
Exorcism is a greek think were demons were removed from people they possesed, because june called it a hellboat, gus called it The Devils boat in german, yea.
So the boat is possessed by jonas.
I know that. I thought that part was very funny
How would they get to the ice cream machine that will most likely attract a kraken demon monster thing because it is infused with Deutrium.
Guys
This is important
ALEY’S PUB IS MISSING THE SIGN!
AAAHHH!!!
THE WORLD IS ENDING! ERMAHGERD!!!11!111!1!!!!!!!
SCREEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!
Lol
wait… WHAT IS THAT THING ON THE BLUE PRINT IN THE WINDOW
Gus?
Yeah, it is gus.
No, it’s doctor Von vimplegurgur
The boat should be renamed “existential crisis” after jonas starts to seek the meaning of his life and thus becoming intensely dissatisfied with his body, the ship. Jonas will also realise that this contraption is nowhere near the “awesome” level of his own brain. This will happen for sure, because Cyril is so dissatisfied with the ship that he thinks it requires an exorcism.
Must meet steampunker or cyborg or pirate capitan or witch doctor or arms dealer or most of all, steampunker
NOW
Arms dealer is ALREADY A GUY witch doctor is too late, THE REST ARE HARDMODE
how will the helboat ride if the tank is in its weels
You are hav eno commons senses, no hellboat using wheels, detirium generator makes thrust.
True.
I’m pretty sure they are going to use the tank like this:
If then need a speed boost, just shoot the tank! Also works because if there are enemies chasing, you just shot them!
Is the “Turbo Zen” thing still there at the Zen Garden?
I have to say… my second favorite game is plants vs zombies 2.
yes but i don t mean wheels i mean the tracks that is used to move on ground
Is it supposed to be on land?
http://legendofmaxx.com/archives/1502
that is where it say it is supoased to go on land
It doesn’t say specifically that it can go on land.
It should be called the PORPISEDEATH!!! *dies from laughter* oh… We’ll i suppose that isn’t funny… *sniffle*
WHERE NEW CAMIC?
“IVE BEEN STALKING THIS PAGE FOR 1 HOUR AND REFRESHING EVERY 10 MINUTES RAAAAH” Is what I would say if I didn’t have to act like the cool and collect flower I am.
ERMAHGERD SAME HERE… COME ON DAMMIT….
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO COMICS *cries to sleep*
YEAH, WHERE IS IT?!
I can’t wait for the maple and Poa special
1 hour later…
Everyone is still raging.
Patience is a virtue
Are we leaving guessing sophia’s costume in holloween?
The disco ball and whatver itis it is on the wron gplace near the proppeler
WHERE IS THE COMIC? YOU NOW OWE 4 COMICS SINCE I STARTED READING LoM JESSE.
I’m gonna laugh if the next comic is a girlfriend special, those are the best lol
Sorry to dampen your spirits XD
Nah nah nah nah XD
Der Teufelsschiff is the best name EVER.
Apparently Gus and June have quite similar names for …the boat. Der
Teufelsshiff means the devils ship.
I am amazed and terrified at the same time. What the hell?
Also: june is not going to like this.
Wow no comic?FUUUUUU
JESSE, WHERE IS THE NEXT COMIC?! (not trying to be rude)
Were the comics at man?
Guys think about it! Why would Jesse be late with uploading a comic? BECAUSE ITS GONNA BE SOOOO AWESOME!!!!
He hasn’t forgotten us! He’s making a comic so awesome it’s gonna knock your socks off! That’s why the comic is late! YEAH!
Literally knock my socks off? AWESOME!
GOODPOINT
Maybe he’s battlin’ dragons.
Geez Belize it’s because of Paris
…. Dragons or not… THIS IS SPA- I mean there is a LoM shaped hole in my heart that can only be filled by LoM and/or crayons.
I can help. Anyone got any crayons and/or Jesse?
I still prefer crayons =3
Anyone else crying because the bucket and disco ball hanging from the mast are on opposite sides from the blueprint?
Heh. Naming it June might not be a good idea, Maxx. Because you know, everyone would be RIDING June…
THE DISCO BALL IS ON THE WRONG SIDE AND THE AMPLIFIERS ARE ON THE WRONG LEVEL GAAAAAAAAAH
They’re gonna ride june like a boat! Literally, since the boat is named jun- you get it.
How about “THE GREAT PAPYRUS”
*Das teufelsschiff, sorry
Am I the only one to realize that Maxx hasn’t worn pants since he got that shadow armor?
Stop saying LOL XD and start doing this like men! >:(
Gus said The Devil ship