Comic #516: Healthcare

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What on earth has happened here? Other than Hannah becoming much sassier than usual, of course.

-Jesse

110 thoughts on “Comic #516: Healthcare”

    2. Xyvareth

      But in one part of your comment it was necessary to type the word “first,” so technically you did say first.

      Xyvareth had a horrible habit of ruining miracles and destroying fun…

      1. cyril

        as the sands (get it…) of time shaped the desert, they too, have altered june(juniper
        ; ) ) in to a human, due to the lack of dirt, trees, and all around living nature.
        not mother natures dead skin flakes though,

  9. Pegen Waukegan

    uh what is June a human
    Either I’m really dumb by drawing this conclusion or impeccably smart.
    Probably the former. Anyways, I’m loving this new Hannah.
    Well, I, being Cyril, loved the old Hannah too, but this Hannah is clever enough to win an argument over June. But wait! Maybe, just maybe, a skeletal enchanter swapped their live[r]s! Those two are as wacky a pair as Cyril and Maxx, I wouldn’t put that past them. Or maybe I should just shut up and stop drawing so many conclusions. I’m bad at drawing anyways.

    1. Pegen Waukegan

      If I may quote Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter 7 to the best of my memory: “The chicken and the egg (in book it is phoenix and flame) form a circle, and a circle has no beginning.” Therefore the question “what came first, the chicken or the egg” has no true answer. However, one could argue that at the beginning of time when animals were created, surely the chickens that were created were not hatched and therefore the chicken would have come first. There is no proof for this, as obviously no one was alive then besides God, Adam, and Eve, the latter two dead and the former out of reach from Earth.

      2. Flower

        The chicken and the egg surfaced about at the same time, remember that the chicken evolved slowly from other animals, so did the chickens egg, so there wasn’t a certain point in time where they just “came to be” but they slowly turned into what they are today, and are likely still changing.

  12. fish

    What? It is June? Maybe one (or both) of Xane’s daggers had Naiadifying poison on them? That also makes June more placid.

    1. Pegen Waukegan

      Hmm, intriguing. Does this mean that now that she is super weak the world is super vulnerable? How I wish the comic was updated more!

    1. Jelli fish

      Maybe Aley’s figured out how to make wine and that’s what June’s drinking…

      I don’t know what happened to Sophia. She’s Probably crazy eyeing Gus

      2. Pegen Waukegan

        Maybe Gus became SDG and accidentally blasted the world with his magic and everyone got separated and swept around the world. Then, ashamed with himself, went down to hell to wait for his comrades to return, but got recaptured by Xane and then Smurg led a spirited rebellion to get him back and fails miserably and Maxx and co. after finding the fiery greatsword go save them and yeah I’ll stop commenting…

      3. SaplingArcher

        No, Aley did not learn how to make wine. I can GUARANTEE that and i’m not even Jessie. Remember how Hannah inquired that June knew nursing, had a MASTERS in fey creatures and assorted trauma??? Aley had Trauma, or something bad, someone had trauma idk who. Maybe Hannah. As for an earlier comment – i don’t think Hannah and June switched places seeing as they’d otherwise call each other their names anyway. Meaning, if Hannah became June, and vise versa, June in Hannah’s body would still call Hannah in her own body “Hannah” instead of “June” because it would otherwise simply make no sense. And yeah i agree with Pegen in that maybe everyone got separated but idk why Gus would feel bad as, though he has a small crush on Sophie, was dragged into this mess.

  21. TordyBear

    On a completely, unrelated to the comic, note, I find it weird to see recent commentsmoments as of my typing of this, to be from January 2nd, meanwhile for me it’s 11:43pm, also known as still January 1st.
    What’s it like in the future, I wonder?

  22. Manpig

    Coming back from the break that happened before…

    What happened, how did we get from a boat to the desert? #_#

      1. SaplingArcher

        Probably landed their when the boat blew up or something in June and… who was the insane naiad again i forgot actually .-. oh well XD so yes they are at the Djiin land – the desert. Do note nothing said explicitly how June and insane naiad guy’s fight ended but i’m betting the boat blew up lol.

  25. Xyvareth

    Wow… Good as always

    Hey Jesse I want to know if you have any certain ways of achieving the goodness of your comic? Like tools? I’m making a webcomic(sort of) in MS Paint and it’s going well but I can’t figure out how to do something to make it good but not force me to use Photoshop or something too early…

  28. terrariapro

    This is one of the weirdest comics yet, but I still love it. Also MAXX is probably dead by now

      1. SaplingArcher

        nor is he likly dead, Cyril’s mad but Cyril is too mad to use magic – or just is too nice to because of his calm ‘i just wanna read books’ nature. He has no weapons otherwise. Maxx may be alittle… shaken… but he won’t die lol.

  30. _Nadiki_

    You know how earlier June talked about dirt being the flesh of the Earth, and sand being like dead skin flakes or something? Well they’re in a desert… Maybe that’s why she’s a human? Idk if the lack of dirt actually has anything to do with the loss of her power but meh, just a thought

    1. SaplingArcher

      oh god that makes alot of sense… losing powers and even being eternal because of not being on dirt… It would also explain why she’s calmer than usual – because she’s losing power which would also lessen her attitude as her attitude requires strengh… Also there’s probably something wrong with her – i mean like an illness.

    2. SaplingArcher

      Possibly 🙂 though it is unusual… Even given that Naiad had daggers with poison, if they had learned to turn Drayad’s into Humans with a mere scratch or less given June’s looks (she does not look hurt), why hadn’t they already in the war, or even more probable once they found out? have you SEEN the Drayad guards? (No offense to them, and ik you probably have seen them, let’s face it – they don’t do the best job :P). Great theory, though. i like theories 😀

  32. Army Cyril

    Cool! So June turned into a human. Keep up the great work Jesse! But is it true that LOM is out every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday?

  35. Magicswirls

    Well my dreams have just been chewed, swallowed, and pooped out by a dog, then picked up with a poopa scoopa and dumped into a plastic bag, then went into a garbage can, dumped into a dumpster, plopped onto a dump, buried under garbage, found 1000 years later as a fossil, studied by advanced crocodiles, dropped on the ground and SHATTERED.
    June’s a human now.

      4. Xyvareth

        According to Magicswirls and Army Cyril, that would be 4 hours ahead. He is 7 hours ahead to me

    1. Otterman

      Aka 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 litres of alcohol a DAY.

  39. Mike

    Finally, I’ve reached the present! But one question (two): HOW DID THEY END IN THE DESERT IN THE PAST FEW COMICS???? WHERE IS XANE?? :/ Resume the story properly, pleeeeaaaaase. :'(

    1. Mike

      Comics #510 and #511 are TOTALLY not tied together properly. I start to hate Jesse for forgetting some good cliffhanger situation :'(

      2. _Nadiki_

        Jesse should totally just have a page where June is charging at Xane super saiyan style, and then have a page that says 1 year later. That would be satisfying enough for me.

      1. Deadly Death Sickle

        Oh maybe, but after carful exanimation he would be willing to say he is propible holding the wrong end of the Sickle… Besides I’m sure he’s learned from his mistakes by now

  43. fish

    Hannah said that she had a masters in fey creatures and assorted trauma. So maybe Maxx asked her out or Xane cast some sort of spell on her.

  47. TheBoldTerrarian

    Holy…. June is a human now… My theory is that the Elders are punishing her for being so wreckless, and they took away her Dryad powers..

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