Comic #517: Alternative Healthcare

By Jesse / January 7, 2017

In which we are finally introduced to the mysterious Abdul. Was he everything you expected?

-Jesse

266 thoughts on “Comic #517: Alternative Healthcare”

JeeJeeMun
January 7, 2017 at 5:20 pm

They broke their arms trying to strangle someone? That’s HUMEROUS
1. Shmee
  January 7, 2017 at 5:23 pm
  
  If someone doesn’t get that, their Funny Bone’s broken.
  It would be as sad as the story of my stamp collection, the one that didn’t Stick with me. So I then got a coin collection to make up for it.
  It didn’t make Cents, so I stopped that too.
  I think i’m really BARKing up the wrong Tree.
  1. fish
    January 7, 2017 at 9:30 pm
    
    1. No the Funny Bone is a nervy area around the elbow, the Humerus is an actual bone that sticks out of the shoulder unlike the knee which does have a bony cap (Patella) over the joint of the Femur, Tibia and Fibula.
    2. No, Abdul was not what I expected.
    3. Where do you get your vocabulary Jesse? I want one.
2. Army Cyril
  January 7, 2017 at 6:32 pm
  
  HA I get it because you have a bone in your arm called your humerus
  1. NightmareV
    January 9, 2017 at 6:55 pm
    
    Tibia honest its not that funny
  2. fish
    January 9, 2017 at 9:31 pm
    
    I’m trying to think of another bone pun but I can’t. I briefly considered “Ulna time” but I can’t think of a sentence to put it in.
  3. NightmareV
    January 10, 2017 at 1:22 pm
    
    Wow what a BONEHEAD
  4. NightmareV
    January 10, 2017 at 1:27 pm
    
    just wait till toMARROW
  5. NightmareV
    January 11, 2017 at 2:09 pm
    
    no response… wow FISHY!!!!!
  6. fish
    January 11, 2017 at 8:48 pm
    
    I don’t consider “bonehead” as a pun. It already has bone in it, not a homophone or rhyming word. In short: that pun was not clevercle (Clavicle). I had one for Fibia but I forgot it. The marrow one was a good one though.
  7. NightmareV
    January 12, 2017 at 2:55 pm
    
    your FIBIAing aren’t you
  8. fish
    January 12, 2017 at 8:59 pm
    
    It was better than that I’m pretty sure.
  9. NightmareV
    January 13, 2017 at 3:22 pm
    
    dont be such a numbSKULL
3. Ina Nordskov
  January 7, 2017 at 8:55 pm
  
  *strangles you instead*
  1. sharky
    January 9, 2017 at 10:06 pm
    
    I have an Idea for NightmareV
    YOU DIGIT JUST SAY THAT
    not technically the bone but it’s part of the arm
  2. NightmareV
    January 10, 2017 at 1:24 pm
    
    before you read this read my first few comments
    lol armt you proud of me lol
4. Flower
  January 8, 2017 at 11:45 pm
  
  4 years of membean gave me mine
Shmee
January 7, 2017 at 5:21 pm

Huh, Cryil should learn to strangle someone. It would help them. I wonder if he still has his bow.
1. Army Cyril
  January 7, 2017 at 6:41 pm
  
  Shmee
  As I’m reading your name my sister is watching Peter Pan
  LOL
  1. Shmee
    January 8, 2017 at 9:28 pm
    
    I just found out there is a, Peter Pan character called Smee… Huh.
    I didn’t know that.
  2. NightmareV
    January 10, 2017 at 1:23 pm
    
    guess you could say shes HOOKED on peter pan
2. Xyvareth
  January 11, 2017 at 1:25 am
  
  BA-DUM *Crash*
  1. Shmee
    January 12, 2017 at 4:43 am
    
    I get it
  2. sharky
    January 28, 2017 at 9:48 pm
    
    I hate you so much
Joe
January 7, 2017 at 5:22 pm

Hi
Otterman
January 7, 2017 at 5:27 pm

YES the dye keeper is here.(that’s him,right?)
1. Throwaway
  January 8, 2017 at 10:59 pm
  
  No, that’s the Dye Trader. The Dye Keeper is his neighbor.
ChickenPastae
January 7, 2017 at 5:53 pm

Yea
1. Otterman
  January 7, 2017 at 6:31 pm
  
  YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He is my favourite npc in the game!
  1. The totally Magic Meowmere!
    January 9, 2017 at 10:42 pm
    
    STEAMPUNKER RULES
  2. NightmareV
    January 12, 2017 at 7:55 pm
    
    what about SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Xyvareth
    January 13, 2017 at 12:18 am
    
    Yeah santa is good too
2. Xyvareth
  January 12, 2017 at 1:56 am
  
  ARMS DEALER FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1. NightmareV
    January 13, 2017 at 2:17 pm
    
    But u forget SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  2. NightmareV
    January 13, 2017 at 7:40 pm
    
    derp i didnt see ur first commet lol
3. Xyvareth
  January 15, 2017 at 3:39 pm
  
  I remember these times, when the comment place was a colorful area when people commented with words about the CoMic, NOT LENNIES!!!!!!!!!
  1. NightmareV
    January 18, 2017 at 11:55 pm
    
    ಠ_ಠ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pegen Waukegan
January 7, 2017 at 5:55 pm

Abdul’s going to get murdered one of these days. It’s pretty amazing he hasn’t been already.
1. Army Cyril
  January 7, 2017 at 6:38 pm
  
  Why?
  1. Somehow Happy Cyril
    January 7, 2017 at 6:44 pm
    
    Remember when June brutally injured Maxx for calling her ‘Juney’?
2. SaplingArcher
  January 7, 2017 at 9:18 pm
  
  well first off he appears to be the wise leader of the Djinn – no way this group would be able to do this now without him. Second off he didn’t call her Juney – she doesn’t like being called Juniper, but the Drayad didn’t get murdered for calling her that ether. Unless your talking about the ‘jewel of the desert’ comment, didn’t the drayad do something like that or am i forgetting stuff… Ether way June’s a human or something for now, so he’ll live 😛 Though June will likly comment on how she’d like to murder him, just as she did with the drayad and nearly everyone she’s ever met 😀
3. YES, I AM! *tchk tchk*
  January 10, 2017 at 4:36 pm
  
  There ain’t gonna be anything left from him except his arms.
  No, wait. Wrong Abdul, right?
  1. Chris
    February 19, 2017 at 5:22 am
    
    I hope he doesn’t die too early. I like Abdul so far.
    He’s the kind of guy I’d live to hang out with, and piss down my enemy’s throat besides.
terrariapro
January 7, 2017 at 6:34 pm

HAHAHA A DYE TRADER I WAS THINKING TYRONE!!!!Lol great comic, but I think that Cyril is kinda dead soon
1. terrariapro
  January 7, 2017 at 6:40 pm
  
  Anyway, this comic is great but SERIOUSLY WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU PUT A DYE TRADER INSTEAD OF A MADE UP CHARACTER??
  I’m not to mad though
  1. SaplingArcher
    January 7, 2017 at 9:22 pm
    
    Probably in lack of how to add Dye Trader to the town, keep in mind he’s keeping the list of characters small. I think it’s better to have Abdul be the dye trader instead of no dye trader at all 🙂 + a true Dye Trader would obviously not be abdul. So that’s cool.
Army Cyril
January 7, 2017 at 6:40 pm

Can’t Cyril use magic though…
I thought he ate a mana flower and he could summon bunnies that they can eat
1. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 7, 2017 at 7:10 pm
  
  I don’t think any of them will eat the poor bunnies, cause the first time Cyril made a bunnie he was rather… “Close” to it… And Maxx is propible still Scared of mudusa bunnies
  1. SaplingArcher
    January 7, 2017 at 9:26 pm
    
    Huh, where is that mana flower at this time? I agree with Deadly Death Sickle on the bunnies, and as i sad in the last comic’s comments – he probably was to shy to ACTUALLY go about killing Maxx via magic, or something like that. Cyril is the guy to think on his feet, as seen after the Eater of Worlds battle and otherwise. He may have fought with magic in the cacti battle or something, idk, just a thought.
2. Xyvareth
  January 8, 2017 at 2:55 pm
  
  Remember the bunny surrounded with flames? That June made to get Maxx to go away?
  
  When Maxx finds her she’s gonna be so mad the poor bunny is roasted
Radical_Weedle
January 7, 2017 at 6:41 pm

Finally, my favourite NPC finally showed up.
Senpai Dye Trader!
1. Otterman
  January 7, 2017 at 9:38 pm
  
  Dye trader fav high five!
  1. Magicswirls
    January 8, 2017 at 4:18 pm
    
    Guide is better tbh
2. NightmareV
  January 12, 2017 at 7:56 pm
  
  but SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3. Xyvareth
  January 13, 2017 at 12:18 am
  
  but
  ARRRRRMS DDDDDDEEEEEAAAAAAAAALEEEEEERRRRRRRR
  
  Or pirate
lvl100seaal
January 7, 2017 at 6:49 pm

how the heck are Maxx and Cyril still alive, having been in a desert for more than a year

also, NPCs past my time. I have no idea what Abdul does.
1. Derpyderp5000
  January 8, 2017 at 2:48 am
  
  Abdul is the dye trader an npc that was added in the 1.2 update and can be obtained after 2 criterias are met 1)The player must have defeated a pre hard mode boss 2)The player must have obtained a “strange plant”.Since Cyrill obtained a “natures gift” all requirements were met for him to move in.(Although personally I was not expecting the dye trader to make an appearance.Chances are now high for the clothier,party girl, and angler to make and appearance).
  1. Hammush
    January 8, 2017 at 6:31 pm
    
    nature’s gift is not a ‘strange plant’ also, any dye flower works, not just the strange plants
  2. Army Cyril
    January 9, 2017 at 3:26 pm
    
    Not the Clothier because to our knowledge none of the team has deafeated Skeletron
  3. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 3:54 pm
    
    He was already dead, remember? The Naiad probably killed him to clear the dungeon.
Deadly Death Sickle
January 7, 2017 at 7:04 pm

Bwahahahahahah! Y Cyril, y u break ur arms again?hehehehehe
1. Xyvareth
  January 8, 2017 at 2:52 pm
  
  Cyril has probably seen remmy several times in the desert and then come back
  
  At least this isn’t Minecraft or they would starve
Jamesym100
January 7, 2017 at 7:08 pm

Abdul = Juniper in human form?
1. Jamesym100
  January 7, 2017 at 7:09 pm
  
  and…. I figured it out…
2. The totally Magic Meowmere!
  January 9, 2017 at 10:44 pm
  
  TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PrincessLaelub
January 7, 2017 at 7:22 pm

Abdul is a… dye trader?
Kaprekar
January 7, 2017 at 9:11 pm

Concomitantly. Brilliant, Jesse.
rayshpere
January 7, 2017 at 11:01 pm

I am so let down by abdul
Servere.io
January 7, 2017 at 11:16 pm

Abdul is someone else… not June ok… then again I’m thinking Cyril just smashed his arms and hands on a cactus which would be hilarious by the way.
Servere.io
January 7, 2017 at 11:17 pm

Although he probably would have screamed then
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January 8, 2017 at 2:11 am

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fish
January 8, 2017 at 6:44 am

I just realised, in comic 282 Guidey said that he couldn’t grow a beard but he has one now!
1. Otterman
  January 8, 2017 at 11:55 am
  
  Wow! Your right, huh.
2. _Nadiki_
  January 8, 2017 at 2:30 pm
  
  Lol! Guess Cyril was wrong
3. Sophia
  January 9, 2017 at 10:44 pm
  
  I was going to say that! BUDDIES
  1. Otterman
    January 10, 2017 at 8:25 pm
    
    NO NADIKI DONT SAY YES DONT SAY YES
Deadly Death Sickle
January 8, 2017 at 9:03 am

Abdul is starting to remind me of an earlier Maxx…
Xyvareth
January 8, 2017 at 2:41 pm

The race to comment first is getting to my brain…
I live in a different timezones so when Jesse posts it’s at midnight so it’s physically impossible unless I wake up at midnight and my device somehow isn’t dead but I’ll almost destroy myself trying

Help me cause saying first is bad for you
1. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 9, 2017 at 2:45 am
  
  If you do that it just ruins the point of commenting
2. Xyvareth
  January 10, 2017 at 1:41 am
  
  THANKS I WAS BRAINWASHED
Bob
January 8, 2017 at 9:33 pm

Omg its allllive. I was looking here for some help with WordPress, and I got this. Much better that WordPress!
dank meme
January 9, 2017 at 12:43 am

YESSSS YES YES YES. nothing has changed. i missed this.
Xyvareth
January 9, 2017 at 2:10 am

( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )
1. Xyvareth
  January 14, 2017 at 8:30 pm
  
  I really wish I could go back and time and prevent my past self from posting this, thus stopping the terror it will unleash later…
Deadly Death Sickle
January 9, 2017 at 5:01 am

(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
1. Xyvareth
  January 10, 2017 at 1:50 am
  
  _/̂ ̂ ̂ ̂ ̂ ̂\_
  (ʘ ̻ʖʘ)————————–҉–─╤╦︻;>
Army Cyril
January 9, 2017 at 3:31 pm

Jesse, Where do you live/ what time zone are you in? I really want to know when you usually post the comic
1. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 9, 2017 at 7:07 pm
  
  乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ
  1. Xyvareth
    January 10, 2017 at 1:55 am
    
    乁(͡ʘĹ̯͡ʘ) ㄏ
creeperarrow
January 10, 2017 at 1:27 am

Off topic here is what will happen if max and and me fight
Me:take out my moded weapon the galatic bow: your dead son
Maxx:bring it on!
Me:shoots him with 10 arrows in .00009 seconds:
Maxx: noooo
Me: I’m done
1. creeperarrow
  January 12, 2017 at 4:09 am
  
  I going to give maxx a something—━━╤╤デデ╦︻
  ______________________________<==
Xyvareth
January 10, 2017 at 1:32 am

Suure…
creeperarrow
January 10, 2017 at 1:41 am

Here are the stats on it 2340 dmg 3 use time average kb 34 critical hit chance
1. creeperarrow
  January 10, 2017 at 3:35 am
  
  It’s a wip mod
creeperarrow
January 10, 2017 at 1:42 am

Forgot commas
Xyvareth
January 10, 2017 at 1:59 am

Maxx and me fighting:

Maxx: Bring it on!
Me: Alright
Maxx: tries to slash me, finds himself blocked by a mystical glowing sword
Me: Not really a nice try. *Knocks his sword onto the ground*
Maxx:*Picks it up*
Me: Ryujin no ken wo kurae!!!!!!
Me: Dat was eazy!
1. Bob
  January 10, 2017 at 3:39 am
  
  That was A-Mei-Zing.
  1. Xyvareth
    January 11, 2017 at 1:08 am
    
    NO A-MEI-ZING!!! MEI IS STUPID
    
    this is my personal opinion so don’t be mad
2. creeperarrow
  January 11, 2017 at 3:01 am
  
  Is this your sword.
  1. creeperarrow
    January 11, 2017 at 3:02 am
    
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  2. Xyvareth took over the world with corruption
    January 11, 2017 at 9:31 pm
    
    well yes, but the handle and blade were messed up so it isn’t perfect
    
    If you mean the “mystical glowing sword” I mentioned, also yes.
    
    I made a 99% original pixel sprite for it
    I say 99% because it’s based off of the master sword from LoZ
  3. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 3:37 pm
    
    Wow! The bad version is good again!!! And the good version is bad…
creeperarrow
January 10, 2017 at 3:22 am

More Moreno topic this is a great comic I am glad that you’re still working on it
creeperarrow
January 10, 2017 at 3:23 am

Misspelled more on
1. Xyvareth took over the world with corruption
  January 11, 2017 at 1:29 am
  
  moron
  
  not you, spelling.
  
  I mean, I’m not calling you a moron, but the phrase “more on” sounds suspiciously like that
  1. creeperarrow
    January 11, 2017 at 2:08 am
    
    Oookkk..
  2. Xyvareth
    January 11, 2017 at 9:32 pm
    
    oh no I forgot to change my name
creeperarrow
January 10, 2017 at 3:28 am

(∩ ` _ ´ )⊃━☆ﾟ.* just had too……..
1. Xyvareth
  January 11, 2017 at 1:22 am
  
  (∩ ` _ ´ )⊃(==========>
  Sword
  
  ………… |\
  (∩ ` _ ´ )⊃|-| ҉—–>
  Bow…… |/
  
  (∩ ` _ ´ )⊃ —(Ӂ)
  Magic
creeperarrow
January 10, 2017 at 5:10 am

I wonder what will happen if he encounters the all mighty void devourer he’d be so dead. Also what happened to cryil’s magic?
ExtremeSManpig
January 10, 2017 at 8:08 am

He broke his arms again?

Damn Cyril… XD
jacksrgaming
January 10, 2017 at 9:45 am

i all way wondered what the dye trader looked like if she was a boy
Army Cyril
January 10, 2017 at 3:44 pm

Um It’s always a boy
Xyvareth took over the world with corruption
January 11, 2017 at 1:28 am

look at my name

I don’t believe Maxx+Cyril had a year.
creeperarrow
January 11, 2017 at 2:10 am

I guess this is the 3rd time he broke his arms
1. fish
  January 11, 2017 at 8:56 pm
  
  No, this is actually the first time that he has broken his armS. He broke one arm when scrubbing mildew on the viking ship, both of them fell off when he was mining and now he has broken both of them.
  1. creeperarrow
    January 12, 2017 at 3:57 am
    
    Me(◥▶ ͜ʖ◀◤)
  2. fish
    January 12, 2017 at 6:03 am
    
    And in comic 479, his arm was in a cast.
  3. creeperarrow
    January 13, 2017 at 2:07 pm
    
    1 on the ship and two now= 3
creeperarrow
January 11, 2017 at 2:53 am

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◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤…
1. creeperarrow
  January 11, 2017 at 2:54 am
  
  ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )
  1. Xyvareth
    January 11, 2017 at 9:56 pm
    
    ———————-( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )
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    No! Lenny is attacking the comments!!!!!!!!! HELP
  2. creeperarrow
    January 12, 2017 at 3:52 am
    
    : puts on disguise:(◥▶ ͜ʖ◀◤) I am ze lenny from the future
  3. Xyvareth
    January 13, 2017 at 12:21 am
    
    NO Please, all powerful lenny, show mercy, I know that you have the power to destroy the comments
  4. creeperarrow
    January 13, 2017 at 2:41 am
    
    ———-(◥▶ ͜ʖ◀◤)
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    -◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤…
    
    Die by mine
Xyvareth
January 11, 2017 at 9:59 pm

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I tried to fix it
1. creeperarrow
  January 12, 2017 at 3:54 am
  
  It’s still very good
  1. Xyvareth
    January 13, 2017 at 12:22 am
    
    THX
  2. Xyvareth
    January 13, 2017 at 12:32 am
    
    Do you want me to make another?
  3. creeperarrow
    January 13, 2017 at 2:27 am
    
    If u want
2. Xyvareth
  January 15, 2017 at 3:35 pm
  
  It broke again!!!
Army Cyril
January 12, 2017 at 12:57 am

How do
1. Xyvareth
  January 12, 2017 at 1:54 am
  
  what?
ruiwen2002
January 12, 2017 at 1:38 am

Wow… The comments section is as creative as the comic itself!

Also is self advertising self advertising if its only in your gravatar?
creeperarrow
January 12, 2017 at 3:33 am

Destroy lenny | \||
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creeperarrow
January 12, 2017 at 3:35 am

Noooooooo my bow broke o well summon the anchent lennypede
1. Army Cyril
  January 12, 2017 at 8:54 pm
  
  You spelled ancient wrong
  1. creeperarrow
    January 13, 2017 at 2:28 am
    
    I know
creeperarrow
January 12, 2017 at 3:41 am

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…..╚(███)╝ mwahahaha destroy
All Lenny’s and yourself and a few others
creeperarrow
January 12, 2017 at 3:45 am

Now to summon a lot of things from the past
creeperarrow
January 12, 2017 at 3:54 am

Or not
creeperarrow
January 12, 2017 at 4:01 am

( ͡x ʖ ͡x )————————–҉–─╤╦︻;> diieee lenny
creeperarrow
January 12, 2017 at 4:03 am

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1. creeperarrow
  January 12, 2017 at 4:05 am
  
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  1. Xyvareth
    January 13, 2017 at 12:22 am
    
    Hey I made that bow
jacksrgaming
January 12, 2017 at 1:04 pm

soz I haven’t played terraria in a long time I remember the last time I played was when duke fishron was in the game
1. Shmee
  January 15, 2017 at 5:59 am
  
  He still is…
jacksrgaming
January 12, 2017 at 1:09 pm

I use to play terraria like you then I took a arrow to the knee (had to annoy you with a very old meme trololololololol)
jacksrgaming
January 12, 2017 at 1:10 pm

also who the hell is lenny
1. Army Cyril
  January 12, 2017 at 8:53 pm
  
  LANGUAGE!!!
2. Xyvareth
  January 13, 2017 at 12:30 am
  
  He’s a comment-devouring, forum trashing, evil keyboard face: ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) that can take on many forms, for example:
  
  Lennypillar
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  And finally, the lenny line
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  1. creeperarrow
    January 13, 2017 at 2:30 am
    
    All lennys will die by yaron the jungle dragon
  2. creeperarrow
    January 13, 2017 at 2:36 am
    
    And And this lenny (◥▶ ͜ʖ◀◤)
creeperarrow
January 13, 2017 at 2:32 am

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This is mine
De Vs
January 13, 2017 at 9:51 am

Still so many unanswered questions….
What happened after Xane pushed Maxx off the boat?
What happened to Xane?
How did Maxx and Co. get here?
Where’s the boat?
Who’s Abdul?
And most importantly…..
Where’s Aley, Sophia and Gus?
1. Xyvareth
  January 14, 2017 at 1:27 am
  
  Maxx was pushed off and almost drowned but then was saved by a helpful mermaid. The ocelot killed Xane and the ocelot’s sheer power gave so much force the ocean was pushed to Mars. They are in the middle of the dried-up ocean and the remains of the boat are on Mars too. Abdul is a dye trader dude who befriended June and Hannah who fell from Mars after being pushed there, and Maxx and Cyril are nowhere. Aley became a fortune-telling desert fairy who thinks he/she can hear inanimate objects calling to them and denies all relation to being an ale fairy in any point of his/her life. Sophia took Gus, who died, to a random desert graveyard she built and ended up in Davy Jones’ Locker and starved.
  
  Yeah, I really actually don’t know
  1. De Vs
    January 21, 2017 at 3:02 am
    
    Ah screw it, maybe he’ll tell us as the story progresses. Or maybe not, maybe we’ll never know…….
jacksrgaming
January 13, 2017 at 1:06 pm

soz for my language I sometimes do that yeah
jacksrgaming
January 13, 2017 at 1:11 pm

so this is lenny ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )
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lenny = iluminati
jacksrgaming
January 13, 2017 at 1:14 pm

wait it broke
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well its the best I can do
1. Xyvareth
  January 15, 2017 at 3:34 pm
  
  Thanks for giving deathly the idea…
jacksrgaming
January 13, 2017 at 1:16 pm

the lennys are coming xd ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) noo they are comingxd
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January 13, 2017 at 1:19 pm

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I copied and pasted Xyvareth sword trololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
1. Xyvareth
  January 13, 2017 at 11:21 pm
  
  NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jacksrgaming
January 13, 2017 at 1:23 pm

it easy to copy an paste watch me make the lennypede
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jacksrgaming
January 13, 2017 at 1:26 pm

making lots of lenny tanks
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January 13, 2017 at 1:27 pm

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1. creeperarrow
  January 13, 2017 at 1:57 pm
  
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  Destroy destroy destroy….
  1. Xyvareth
    January 13, 2017 at 11:25 pm
    
    what have I started
  2. creeperarrow
    January 14, 2017 at 4:58 am
    
    20 down 9999999 to go
creeperarrow
January 13, 2017 at 1:55 pm

( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )———————————————–—━━╤╤デデ╦︻
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I have upgraded it with luminite bullets to take down the lenny clones.
creeperarrow
January 13, 2017 at 2:03 pm

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January 13, 2017 at 11:25 pm

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FIGHT BACK EVERYONE
Xyvareth
January 13, 2017 at 11:26 pm

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Xyvareth
January 13, 2017 at 11:28 pm

( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )
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I built up an army.
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[Lenny] was slain by Xyvareth’s sword

Please bring back the comments, not lennys
1. creeperarrow
  January 14, 2017 at 5:15 am
  
  No more lennys
  1. Xyvareth
    January 14, 2017 at 9:14 pm
    
    none
Xyvareth
January 13, 2017 at 11:40 pm

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Anyone who bids the highest number of emoticons wins this keyboard art bow and may take possession of it to wipe out the lennys if they come back ever. (No one can have my sword.)

Type lots of emoticons to win!
1. Shmee
  January 15, 2017 at 6:07 am
  
  ᑴ$Ѡ$ᑷ
  I simply, MUST, have that bow.
  Here is a couple emotes.
  (╭☞⚆ᴥ⚆)╭☞ They are one of a kind, for I made them.
  (づ⏒ ε ⏒)づ
  乁(◔ヮ◔)ㄏ
  ☞◔ᗜ◔☞ Do I win the bow?
  1. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 3:28 pm
    
    Well, since it looks like you were the first to bid, then Lennies still could be worth 2 as a bid…
    10!!!!
    
    You win the bow unless someone makes more than 5 originals!!!!!!
    Can you take the honor of defeating the Lennies with me? It’s looking bad down there…
    
    Copy and paste the bow to use it
  2. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 3:29 pm
    
    Thanks for the compliment by the way!
Xyvareth
January 13, 2017 at 11:42 pm

On the bottom the jewel is broken but I’ll fix it sometime.
But otherwise, it turned out great!

Anyone can enter the fake auction
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 12:29 am

Swag Lenny shall end you all (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 12:33 am

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
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Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 12:37 am

-̿̿———- ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
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Oh snap!
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 12:45 am

_____________/\
____________/_ \
___________/___\
__________/_____\
_________/ ______\
________/________\
_______/__( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)__\
______/____________\
_____/______________\
____/________________\

Oh NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! It’s the lenminati
1. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 14, 2017 at 12:52 am
  
  ………………/\
  ……………../_\
  ……………./__\
  …………../___ \
  …………/_____\
  ………../______\
  ………/ _______\
  ……./_________\
  ……/__( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)__\
  …./____________\
  ../______________\
  /________________\
  Fixed
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 1:17 am

(∩ ` _ ´ ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ҉ – ——————҉( ͡x _ ͡x ) = ⌐▀͡ ▀

I said, no lennies.

………………………………………/\
……………………………………../҉_ \
……………………………………./__\
…………………………………../___ \Booom
(∩ ` _ ´ ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ҉ – ————-҉/__҉__\
……………………….………../___҉___\
……………………….………/ __҉_____҉\
………………………..……./_______ __\
………………………..……/__( ͡x ʖ̯ ͡x)___\
………………………..…./__ __҉_____ ___\
…………………………../__҉__________҉__\
………………………../_______ ҉_________\

BOSS LEVEL COMPLETE!

Lenminati has been defeated
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 1:19 am

______
|…\…….\
|….\ ……\
|…..\……/-\
|……\…..|…\
|…….\…..\../
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|………\____\
|………/……..\_
|………\_____/
|………._|_|__
|………/………_\
|………\____/
|………/……../
|……../……../
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|……/……|…/
|…../………\-/
|…./……/
|_/___/
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 1:28 am

i tried but it’s even worse now, oh well

so far no one is bidding and you don’t have to, I frankly don’t care
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 1:46 am

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___________/___\
__________/_____\
_________/ ______\
________/________\
_______/__( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)__\
______/____________\
_____/______________\
____/________________\
This was a bid
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 1:47 am

Lenminati uses total destroys… It’s super effective!
💥
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 1:49 am

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 1:53 am

………………………………………/\
……………………………………../҉_ \
……………………………………./__\
…………………………………../___ \Booom
(∩ ` _ ´ ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ҉ – ————-҉/__҉__\
……………………….………../___҉___\
……………………….………/ __҉_____҉\
………………………..……./_______ __\
………………………..……/__( ͡x ʖ̯ ͡x)___\
………………………..…./__ __҉_____ ___\
…………………………../__҉__________҉__\
………………………../_______ ҉_________\

Good Lenny used ultimate gun! Lenminati fainted

Lenminati counts as 2 for a bid and then you did an explosion thing and a lenny but lennys don’t count so…

3 going once

going twice
1. creeperarrow
  January 14, 2017 at 5:01 am
  
  Take this. —━━╤╤デデ╦︻
  ___________<==
  1. Xyvareth
    January 14, 2017 at 4:38 pm
    
    You mean a bid?
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 1:55 am

No one can use a Lenminati to bid anymore or I’ll blow it up with ASCII powers.
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 2:13 am

King Lenny haz been summoned!

…..()…..()…..()
…..|\…../’\…../|
…..|.\_/….\_/.|
…..|_______|
…….(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 2:16 am

…..()…..()…..()
…..|\…../’\…../|
…..|.\_/….\_/..|
…..|________|
…….(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)
King Lenny used death on Xyvareth, It’s super effective! Xyvareth haz been defeated by King Lenny! Xyvareth died…
1. Xyvareth
  January 14, 2017 at 5:02 pm
  
  Y’know, Xyvareth is invincible too.
  
  I wonder who the bad guy is in this war.
  
  Don’t make me use my sword.
  1. Xyvareth
    January 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm
    
    King Lenny caused Jealousy on King slime!
    
    …..()…..()…..()
    …..|\…../’\…../|
    …..|.\_/….\_/..|
    …..|________|
    …../……………..\
    …./……………….\
    ….|…(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)….|
    ….\_________/
    
    King slime ate King Lenny
  2. Deadly Death Sickle
    January 15, 2017 at 5:23 am
    
    Slimes have no effect on King Lenny
  3. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 2:54 pm
    
    I know, slimes are just annoying.
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 2:18 am

Also the lenminati is unkillable…
creeperarrow
January 14, 2017 at 5:05 am

…..()…..()…..()
…..|\…../’\…../|
…..|.\_/….\_/..|
…..|________|
…….(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)—–■■■■■■■■■———━━╤╤デデ╦︻
_______________________________<==

Dieeeeee I need my galatic bow
1. creeperarrow
  January 14, 2017 at 5:11 am
  
  Puts on my moded armor infinity armor 67721 defense 87dmg reduction
Deadly Death Sickle
January 14, 2017 at 6:50 am

King Lenny used swag dodge
…..()…..()…..()
…..|\…../’\…../|
…..|.\_/….\_/..|
…..|________|
……(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
King Lenny’s platform is not compatible with mods. Your armor has been covertied to wood to eliminate data corruption from your mod…
1. creeperarrow
  January 15, 2017 at 4:26 am
  
  Darn I need the terra armor
2. Xyvareth
  January 16, 2017 at 9:47 pm
  
  “Convertied?”
  
  con- ver- tied
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 5:01 pm

Xyvareth doubles as a hacker. I just made your platform compatible with mods
And you can’t undo it.

Go creeper arrow! Destroy king lenny and I’ll take care of lenminati!!! Let’s destroy Deadly death sickle’s army once and for all! Restore the comments!!!! Once the two generals, king lenny and lenminati, are gone, the army will be on its knees at last!!!
1. creeperarrow
  January 15, 2017 at 4:28 am
  
  K then uses infinity staff 9999999999999 dmg
2. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 15, 2017 at 5:18 am
  
  King Lenny’s program has used 9001/9001 1/2 G’s and there for is incapable of downloading the mod( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
  1. Deadly Death Sickle
    January 15, 2017 at 5:32 am
    
    …..()…..()…..()
    …..|\…../’\…../|
    …..|.\_/….\_/..|
    …..|________|
    …..( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
    …..()…..()…..()
    …..|\…../’\…../|
    …..|.\_/….\_/..|
    …..|________|
    …..( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
    …..()…..()…..()
    …..|\…../’\…../|
    …..|.\_/….\_/..|
    …..|________|
    …..( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
    …..()…..()…..()
    …..|\…../’\…../|
    …..|.\_/….\_/..|
    …..|________|
    …..( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
    …..()…..()…..()
    …..|\…../’\…../|
    …..|.\_/….\_/..|
    …..|________|
    …..( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
    King Lenny has been cloned
  2. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 2:53 pm
    
    King lenny is NOT A SUPER SAIYAN BAKUGAN!!!!!! And every clone is weaker than the original. Destroy the cloning machine!!!
3. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 15, 2017 at 7:03 am
  
  Also my army has over 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 troops
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 5:04 pm

I meant for your name to be one word
terrariapro
January 14, 2017 at 5:36 pm

Does anyone remember comic 271 when June was wondering what is was like to be a normal girl with normal girl problems?
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 5:39 pm

yes
1. terrariapro
  January 14, 2017 at 5:45 pm
  
  Hi xyvareth where is xane?
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

I really don’t know
terrariapro
January 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

Am I the only one who imagines Abdul with an Indian accent?
1. Mr. Banana
  January 31, 2017 at 1:57 am
  
  Hehehe, yes
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 6:02 pm

………………………………………/\
……………………………………../҉_ \
……………………………………./__\
…………………………………../___ \
(∩ ` _ ´ ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ҉ – ————-҉/__҉__\
……………………….………../___҉_
(∩ ` _ ´ ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ҉ – ———–/ __҉_____҉\
………………………..……./_______ __\
(∩ ` _ ´ ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ҉ – ——–/__( ͡x ʖ̯ ͡x)___\
………………………..…./__ __҉_____ ___\
…………………………../__҉__________҉__\
………………………../_______ ҉_________\

_____________/\
____________/_ \
___________/___\…………../_
___/_/__ ҉ _ ҉ __\
______\__/ ҉ _ ҉ ___ ҉ __\______/
____ ҉ __/__ ҉ _ ҉ _ ҉ __/__\
______/__( ͡ ҉ X ҉ ʖ̯ ͡X)__\
____/___ ҉ _ ҉ _ ҉ __ ҉ _____\
_____/__ ҉ ___ ҉ _ ҉ ________\…..\

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
terrariapro
January 14, 2017 at 6:04 pm

Ugh stop with the lennys
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 6:05 pm

_____________/\
____________/_ \
___________/___\
__________/_|__\__\
_________/ _\/_\____\
________/__/______\…..Crack
_______/__( ͡|x ʖ̯ ͡x)__\
______/____\/________\
_____/_____/_________\
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_____…….|_|…..…_____
…\….\___/../\..\___/…./
…..\____….\/…..____/
………../.\_____/.\
………..|..|…|.|…|..|
…….._/_/….|.|…\_\_
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……………\__/

Lenminati split in half
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 6:06 pm

Woah you posted that almost right when I did…

I will stop the lennys if Deadly Death Sickle stops and the war is over.
1. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 15, 2017 at 5:19 am
  
  This war will end in the time of ur death
2. Xyvareth
  January 15, 2017 at 2:59 pm
  
  No really, don’t you notice that all the people who comment are all gone? No one cares anymore and we made a black wall of useless spam that keeps everyone away from a barren, tasteless world no one even tried to go into anyways! Don’t you see what you and me have done?
  
  If I stop, will you stop?
  And that will mean you won, because Xyvareth was a Naiad and that means he was evil.
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 6:10 pm

A Lenny has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

The problem is caused by the following program: [/lenny]

ER_LENNY_OVERFLOW

If this is the first time you’ve seen this error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure all lennies are properly removed. If this is a new lenny, ask your forum spammers for any windows updates you might need.

If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed lennies. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable lennies, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Destroy Lennies.
Technical Information:
***gv3.sys-Adress F86B5A89 base at F86B5000.
DateStamp 3dd9919eb
Beginning dump of physical lennies
Physical memory dump complete.
Contact your system administrator for more information or assistance.
1. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 15, 2017 at 5:28 am
  
  What is I told you… King Lenny is an iPad user… But thanks for destroying Windows for him 🙂
  …..()…..()…..()
  …..|\…../’\…../|
  …..|.\_/….\_/..|
  …..|________|
  …..( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
  1. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 3:15 pm
    
    I’m destroying platforms that will soon leave king lenny nowhere to go.
    
    If I destroy iPad now, he’ll go to another platform.
    
    So, here I go…
    
    [Insert Linux kernel panic here]
  2. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 3:17 pm
    
    Wait! If king lenny is an iPad user, then how do you make the lenny? They aren’t available on Google keyboard or whatever. The best you can do is this: (•¿•)
cyberchase07
January 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

hey jesse, you have a couple of things to add to both the website and the comic
1: youneed to change june’s look on the title at the top
2: a long time ago you said you would make the comic better with comic sans and all that. (im not sure if it’s a joke or not)
3: you also need to add abdul to the title at the top
cyberchase07
January 14, 2017 at 6:26 pm

how does your computer get damaged from a lenny overload
1. Xyvareth
  January 14, 2017 at 8:16 pm
  
  cause lennys are glitches that destroy forums
cyberchase07
January 14, 2017 at 6:32 pm

firstly, and secondly, HOW DO YOU MAKE STINKING LENNY ANWAY?!?!?!!?
cyberchase07
January 14, 2017 at 6:33 pm

/lenny
cyberchase07
January 14, 2017 at 6:35 pm

(lenny)
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 8:18 pm

how to make a lenny:

http://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/3bxba5/how_to_make_a_lenny_face/
Xyvareth
January 14, 2017 at 8:29 pm

now that I shared that vital info with you, the lennys will never be stopped…

*Sigh* Please, cyberchase07, don’t make 2 many lennies…

For special lennies, copy and paste lennies from earlier.
stlast
January 15, 2017 at 1:26 am

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creeperarrow
January 15, 2017 at 4:31 am

O relly then /Bucher lenny all
Deadly Death Sickle
January 15, 2017 at 5:16 am

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…..()…..()…..()
…..|\…../’\…../|
…..|.\_/….\_/..|
…..|________|
…..( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
1. creeperarrow
  January 16, 2017 at 2:30 pm
  
  /kill all entitys
  1. Xyvareth
    January 16, 2017 at 9:48 pm
    
    NO! YOU JUST SACRIFICED EVERYTHING
  2. creeperarrow
    January 25, 2017 at 3:32 am
    
    End every thing also I from comic 324
Deadly Death Sickle
January 15, 2017 at 5:34 am

_____________/\
____________/_ \
___________/___\
__________/_____\
_________/ ______\
________/________\
_______/__( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)__\
______/____________\
_____/______________\
____/________________\
Lenminati used a full restore!
Also it has learned to reflect your attacks…
His only weakness is… Cupcakes
1. Xyvareth
  January 15, 2017 at 3:24 pm
  
  ………_/|
  ……./__\_
  …../_____\
  …..\|.|.|.|.|./
  …….\|_|_|/
  Cupcake
  
  Thanks for that vital top secret info, buddy
Deadly Death Sickle
January 15, 2017 at 5:37 am

_____________( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
▃▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄[ ███████
———▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂
——–[███████████████████|
——–◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤
The thrid General of my army has awoken!
Shmee
January 15, 2017 at 6:18 am

[■_■] As a blank slate, nobody cares what, Blank thinks, they all just love lenny… Well he wants to revolt against lenny. (Why is this an RPG, and why do I want to play it…)
He pulls out his blank staff, and waves it in a pattern, sparks start spewing out!
He then shoots a Lightning Rift into the Lenminati, doesn’t kill them, but knocks them over, causing them to drop all their potions.
1. Deadly Death Sickle
  January 15, 2017 at 6:56 am
  
  Lenminati doesn’t have potions… He has swag
  1. Deadly Death Sickle
    January 15, 2017 at 6:58 am
    
    Also since lenminati learned how to deflect moves you just zapped yourself with whatever that thing is…
2. Xyvareth
  January 15, 2017 at 3:11 pm
  
  Shmee, I agree with you. Deadly death sickle, please stop. I have stopped trying because we both made up random excuses about how we have huge armies and we are invincible, so can you please stop this? You may have noticed I’m not using Lennies to attack anymore. I’m asking you to stop, nicely. And you still refuse? WHY?! There is literally no one to fight with anymore. You pushed out all the people who used to comment, and now people don’t even try anymore because there isn’t really anything to comment on. Do you realize that only 3 people have come back and only 1 of them hasn’t mentioned Lennies? I know this is fun but maybe this is a little old now.
  
  So can you let it go now? You are the only one doing the Lennies now. So please stop…
  It took me a really long time to write this too so I hope it doesn’t go to waste.
  
  And finally, I admit that I started this. All of it…
  
  I’m sorry. Any you should be too.
  
  (This does mean that you won, but that I am also not dead…
  1. Xyvareth
    January 15, 2017 at 3:43 pm
    
    so how about we bury the Lennies along with all those Atari games.
  2. Deadly Death Sickle
    January 16, 2017 at 4:30 am
    
    Ok lol… It did get a bit boring… Last Lenny for the lols and then that’s it…
    ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°) No more Lenny’s
  3. Xyvareth
    January 16, 2017 at 9:49 pm
    
    Yeah… I was like:
    
    Copy… ok, now paste… add effects… ok a lenny… now a tank… *sigh* screw this
  4. Xyvareth
    January 16, 2017 at 9:51 pm
    
    Um, a DOG LENNY?!?!?
    
    …
    
    …Nice. I like that. But is the nose one symbol? Cuz I’ll be amazed if it is.
A bowl of two fish
January 15, 2017 at 1:21 pm

Fish 1: so mr j pulls the “tell-it-all-now-and-explain-later” manuveur huh? Clever,

Fish 2: that sly fox, I like him.
1. terrariapro
  January 15, 2017 at 4:10 pm
  
  I remember you, you’re what remiel wants MAXX to be for some reason
Xyvareth
January 15, 2017 at 3:47 pm

Hey Shmee, how about you look at the keyboard bow auction and the news under it. I think you’ll like it.
1. Jesse
  January 30, 2017 at 5:28 am
  
  Umm
  1. terrariapro
    January 31, 2017 at 1:08 pm
    
    OH MY GOD HI JESSE
  2. Xyvareth
    January 31, 2017 at 11:58 pm
    
    Umm… What?
    What do you mean?
    
    By the way, I am a huge fan.
    
    And it isn’t a major event if Jesse comments. He just doesn’t have time to scroll thru lennies
creeperarrow
January 16, 2017 at 2:28 pm

Me:is the starship done
Computer:97% sir
Me: great
Salvorn:ok then tell me when your done
Me:ok your kingness
Salvorn:>:|
Zarden prince of the universe:I’m going back home
Me:ok bye.
Chris
February 19, 2017 at 5:23 am

New team member! Abdul!
Straight up!
Fathan
March 3, 2017 at 2:18 pm

Banana…

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