Wow, we are doing this. The boat is nearly complete!
I believe it was Astrid who first brought up the idea that Sophia might be a tragic character in the comment section. Well, not sure if this counts, but it’s definitely… something.
-Jesse
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First! Also, what was Sophia just saying? Did she duct tape together a pet!? OHMY.
Maybe… it was a BUNNY.
probably her last boyfriend
Wait, did Jesse actually write the book next to my comment?!
Yep
CYRIL!!! you should use the last panel as yer face from now on… ;D
I completely agree with you covolsky.
I like the second to last panel better.
Last Panel. And UNDERWATER TANK HERE WE COME!
The Deuterium Generator is still being a butt though.
I just made a new house for June [Alalia].
Cyril, il ur interested(and of you’ve got terraria PC), u could be my friend(on steam, anyway) and u could join my world(this message goes to everyone else as well)
wut yur name
Mine is PegenWaukegan
Maybe we could play sometime, but i haven’t even beaten the frost moon yet.
Nither have I and jeac1066
Pretty pathetic, considering the fact tht I have full solar
I’ll play, I’m Catler (the picture has half cat with Hitler stache and half Hitler) I’ve never really tried the moon events, except for once before the lunar events. I beat the moon lord with two friends. yeh
Pegenwaukegan isn’t a person. ._.
It’s not PegenWaukegan, it’s pegenwaukegan
I still got no results in the search.
Mine is The Last Spectre
I have full stardust gear and other epic op stuff kind of almost this sentence is false lol umad m8 2 long sentence
Sorry for replying to the first comment to be closer to the top, but I REALLY REALLY think this should be seen. I have an idea for a game! (yay!)
So I’ll start the game out by clicking the advertisement at least once, and the next game contributor clicks it at least twice, and the next game contributor clicks it at least thrice, then the next one at least four times, then at least five times, etc. Make sure that the game can progress past three clicks by replying to this comment with the number of times you clicked. Let’s make Jesse rich!
I’ll go first.
2!
Eh, sure, why not. I’m 2nd. Someone go 3rd!
ok we need a the stabbo arm poa we dont got anything else and for the protection of this place so we dont have to guard for another 50 years
You tried this a few comics back, and it didn’t work. But what the hey?
4!
Someone click 5 times!
5!
now someone go 6 times!
6!!!
7!
[i] [b] [s] [u] yesssss this is working [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u]
Nope.Avi
Jesse doesn’t get money per click. It’s per hour that it is up on the site.
he actually gets an extra idk% per click
Duct tape, is thre anything it can’t do?
Nope
It can’t stop the Deuterium Generator from being a butt.
i have a solution for the deuterium generator!
Don’t use deuterium. Use plasma propulsors instead
they may take 4821 MW/s each to function, but if you’ve got a good antimatter turbin you can generate more than three times that energy
It can’t get unstuck!
Wait for Gus, he might help you with that…
‘Cause, with a bit of teamwork, duct-tape can even stop the Deuterium Generator from being a butt.
Jason, read comment above
Rabbit are you the same rabbitthebunny from the character group on reddit?
Yes I am!
In that case sorry aley tried to put you in a rabbit stew. I don’t know why Cyril didn’t help yet.
Sophia sleeping… so cute…
Is it just me or are June and Maxx getting chummier?
It’s not you! Maxx+June is coming soon!
This comic is perfect. Oh, by the way, who here is PSYCHED about Terraria Halloween!?
i need the reaper suit for my spellcaster… {Lost Soul}
I like Halloween my costume is probably someone you guys don’t know built she is from a game called Don’t Starve
Is it Webber?
I have reaper suit
I wear a skull with shadow-dyed Pharaoh’s Robe. Beetle armor, too. Accessories: Frostspark boots, bundle of balloons, ankh shield, fire gauntlet, steampunk wings.
Weapons: Legen. Influx Waver, light shrromite digging claw, godly the eye of cthulu, legen. Terra blade, godly blizzard staff (given by sister for making brother lunch), v knives, cell phone, godly butcher’s chainsaw, golden fishing pole, laser drill
269 hours
Gos well with my solar wings
But covers my armor
i miss you cyril!! i still can’t make the gravatar i mean i can’t just put the avatar. :C
Cant wait. Theres no Halloween here in the Underground Snow, though.
actually sir Flinxy… you drop treat bags!!! TRICK OR TREAT!!!
Ya flinxy. Geme some candy
I cannotink be waitink. I zeems like I don’t sell anyzing new though…
I love bunny slimes and slime bunnies because I am a bunny! (Different account for different email and stuff.)
I kept mixing them up so I killed lots of innocent bunnies and let the slimes live. Whoops…
…
Poor Tammie.
At least you can have a one charge room nuke, Sophia.
But if it’s a temmie, leave shattered bits of construction paper at it’s grave, and maybe with its Health Puppies at 0 you can still spare… “It.”
I think Sophia accidentaly flexed, and Temmie died… nO!!!
Who’s temmie? (unless ur in loooove with Tyrone and call him those stupid nicknames like “pookie bear”
Wow Maxx! Nice one there buddy!
HAHAHAHA. I feel like this post was made for me! Thank you! X’D
Oh my gosh! This is so funny. The duct tape sticks better. And June was actually smiling in the hot tub.
Well, now we know what to do next time June goes on a rampage: toss her in the tub! 😀
“That was sardonic, selfish, and manipulative all at once. I like it!” June, you’re finally opening up a bit… better watch yourself, or next thing you know you’ll be- heaven forbid- doing selfless deeds for others. 0_0
hahahahaha who am I kidding. That’ll never happen.
Excellent work, Jesse. 😀 Have a good day!
Whelp, way to rub it in
Way to rub what in?
I would like to see the flower, please. I can’t wait for his return, probably saying that that breaks the physics of terraria…
Oh wait.
I forgot about follower, and has anyone seen Ailey, (aside from her handiwork)
Yes, at the start of building. aley’s cooking and healing gus.
I always knew you could Frankenstein an animal in Terraria if you believed in yourself.
P.S. Why the frick was I emailed this just now late at night when it was posted at 4:26 A.M.?
I guess the time zones are different like for me it’s 7:00
And it says it’s 11:00 on the time think for this page
I did that to a fox once, it walked away perfectly
you taped it together again?
Duct tape fixes everything. including egos. (don’t try it though.)
i dunt no wat ur talcin abowt. i dids et und i wes fyne.
You know, I’m just gonna take your word for it… o_o
People said it was “inhuman”
STAR BOAT
The Boat Awakens
I love this! June giving Maxx credit, and seeing her enjoy herself. Good stuff 🙂
Uh oh…
…I have this feeling that something is going to go horribly wrong…
…no idea why though…
*cough cough* naiad sailing *cough cough*
Lol
There may be no I in team, but theres a me in awesome
And A WE. SO ME doesn’t really matter that much.
I honestly won’t be suprised if June stays in the hot tub for the whole ride.
R.I.P Sophie’s pets. Whatever they were.
SOO funny!
LOM Is so fun! I can’t believe it has so few readers. Guys, tell your friends about this comic!
I told my friend
I told both my friends
One is Tyrone the other doesn’t comment
And he loves it from the 1st comic
I told my friend Lucas.
Sophia manages to get everything. EVERYTHING. I bet she can get a Terrarian without trying.
Yes
Totally
But Maxx needs to summon ml(moon lord) 4 Sophia
Ha ha…June in the hot tub with a beer…such a nice touch! Can’t wait to see the finished boat. Jesse, I ordered a T shirt of the – Awesome Great Amazing Boat That Rocks – in celebration of it being nearly finished!
Holy crap Sophia! As if that couldn’t have gotten much worse, thank goodness you have Hannah! You wouldn’t want Sophia making a Frankenstein out of one of you
Sophia, stop it, you’re scaring me…
Also, is it just me, or does it seem like June has been a lot nicer since they started working on the boat?
Yeah, she’s decided to just go with the flow, because what ever maxx does seems to work.
True… It seems so weird though, its like this is the first time in the comic that she’s actually having fun and not being pessimistic or violent.
Well… Maxx isn’t being as crazy (at least not in comparison to Sophia), which always seemed to be her main annoyance. Plus, she has a bit more time to relax. And Cyril is out of the way.
Wow even as Sophia is sleeping she smiles. I would ask whether it would be possible to carry that stuff but Terraria has no weight limit so have fun
mmm… what happened with the “at night, the zombies eat you” thing?
Well, in the actual game, mosters stop spawning when there’s three or more NPCs around. If that doesn’t work for you though, then maybe we could say that the zombies are just terrified of June.
If you wanna tape togheter living beings, you can’t use duct tape. You need DUCK tape
A-woo-ooo!
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Duck tape? What about bunnies? (That made no sense. And was not even funny. And I can’t type. You know what? Stop reading this comment. It is a waste of your time. You could be doing better things with your life. Like eating cake. Even though the cake is a lie. But whatever. This comment is getting boring to type. Hey, I just noticed that i am in a parenthasiee-thingie. ) There we go. Okay, seriously. Why are you still reading this? You know what I’ll do I’ll end it. There. HA!
Aw, I was enjoying reading that.
Lol, the look on Cyril’s Face… Priceless!
Wait didn’t Cyril throw the blueprints away two comics ago
You can reclaim anything.
I reclaimed a pixel-art of the Moon Lord bigger than him, after 17 hours of rage, boredom, and thinking of how satisfying victory would be (It was so satisfying I went to get ice cream! hooray for ice cream!!! :D) P.S – Getting the materials to make the pixel-art was far more annoying than the building.
P.S.S – I apparently turned into a Naiad, huzzah!
An ancient Naiad, I need to decide what I am, man, making a design and sticking with it is HARD!!! For now I’ll just stick with Tixel, who is my unkillable terraria character who loves to build and fight!
Aw, Sophia.
STABBARM
Wait…Maxx said something that got to JUNE??
OMG IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Jesse, are you making a Halloween comic?
JUNE?! LIKING SOMETHING THAT MAXX SAID?! IMPOSSIBLE!
It’s like flower started being nice 2 Cyril
Az always, Zophia iz crazy.
Y do you have 2 say tht. We all no tht (hopefully):P
Is zat ze Bowie knife in ze stabbo arm.
Maybe doctor……maybe
Richtofen is awesome
Zank you for ze complement… Probably ze first one iv goten on zis vebzite
Ur…um…..gravatar…..looks-nice……um…..yah…
Do you now… Who I AM!!!!!!!
But I mean it
Seriously
Vell if you vere serious you voulden’t commented more zan once but I take your vord.
See ur point
If that is how you fix pets… I’m going grave digging!
Same!
Yeah, but didn’t Sophia say that it didn’t work? You know, for pets?
june and cyril sleeping together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just started these comics a day ago and so when I got here and the arrow was not there I was like this…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpoorcyrilOOOOOOOO!
And then I typed this in tears. Good work! Any terraria fan would LOVE this (like me)
I’m a Terraria master, if tht counts
I made Terraria’s 2nd adding machine through. It could also do subtraction. XD Here-https://everyplay.com/videos/19542217
Comic #500 is almost here… do we get another long comic with Maple and Poa? or whatever their names are… 😛
PLEASE DO A HALF COMIC! PLEASE! I AM SO BORED!
She HAS to stay.
WHAT ABOUT THE PILLARS?!?!?!
Wht pillars?
The lunar ones?
Yeah
But y would the celestial towers have anything 2 do with LOM?
The pillars could be an obstacle to getting through the desert. Or at least the solar one.
Well I’m solar stuff
I’ve got every solar item in terraria PC
I’m a stardust stuff.
(tho the stardust cell sucks kinds)
What? It does more than the stardust dragon! (I have both. Named dragon Stickers(in honour of Hero) and cell Twinkle)
Not if you fully buff the dragon.
And I actually recommend using the UFO staff unless you’re fighting the destroyer/a many-segment boss. Because reasons. But using the stardust gear, Hercules beetle, necro scroll, papyrus scarab,pigmy necklace, some other things, it does fifteen crapliads of damage per second.
also the cells attack pattern is so weird with its projectile and normal attack. The projectile does no damage, but deals 10 dps to normal enemies, 20 to minibosses, and 30 to bosses, but ufo never misses, and dragon has a bigger aoe
How do I make an account
never mind
June smiled TWICE in ONE comic!
OH MY THE WORLD IS ENDING JUNE SMILED EVERY PANEL BUT 1
Weelll, the second panel was more of a smirk. But the hot tub???? WAS SHE ACTUALLY HAPPY?????????
( ‘O ‘ ) this is a world record all hail the legendary hot tubs!
The stabbing arm has no purpose whatsoever regarding defence against anything outside the ship body itself, because the arm is far too short. what it can achieve, however, is that it could easily be used to effectively and efficiently stab the crew on board the ship, as long as they are standing around the upper deck, close to the arm itself. Therefore, I conclude that truly, the stabbo arm is not supposed to be safe at all. There is always the possibility that JONAS managed to convince Sophia to betray the crew and murder them, utilising the stabbo arm. But then again, the stabbo arm was drawn on the blueprint so Sophia probably had the intention to murder, or at least critically wound them. The reason for this action is yet unknown, although I assume Sophia would like to test her ability in “putting things back together” after the stabbo arm has shredded someone “into a million pieces”.
Ignore this comment if you disagree with my theory.
I do disagree with your theory, but I really want to mention that your avatar looks just like Matt from Super Best Friends Play.
Thx captain wiki
THE BOAT IS ALMOST FINISHED OH MY GOD
How do you change your Gravatar picture?
For those of you who think that June smiling is odd it not really. This is the first chosen one to get here, she regaining the 500 years of optimism she lost(that is if she ever had any to begin with
She didn’t say Maxx was the first to get this far, she said that none of the chosen ones ever made it to the desert.
I never imagined that Legend Of Maxx and Steven Universe would give me the same feel at the same time…
Wait, how could Sophia go all the way to the cliff were the Wrenchinator blew up, and then dragged it all the way to the beach???
Why do I feel like Maxx Is getting less stupider and less sillier?
Cyril will have nightmares. Very bad nightmares.
Lol
And Hannah will be as crazy as Sophia in the nightmares:D
Lol
these comics are coming out late now
But… But… What about the part I was actually looking forward to? What about the Zen Garden? And the Wall-Nuts and Peashooters and Marigolds…
Dude, to into pvz
But the merchant would like a marigold
Where is the merchant anyway?
The last comic we saw him, he was in vacation. AT THE BEACH.
It was the other beach
Oh
No, he was facing the water, and the water was that way>>>>
The same way the water is in this beach
Woah, June is liking something Maxx said?
Ladies and gentlemen,
change.
This ship is so stupid that its amazing.
Shut up JoNAS. Ur supposed to be the boat
Where the L is the comic?
HANNAH IS IN LOVE WITH YHE GUY ABOVE ME
AND VICE-VERSA
………… Where’s the Nurse?
U DONT KNOW HANNAHS NAME????!!!!!!!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I thought her name was Sarah to be honest.
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
JK☺️
Wait…… How do you change your picture?
Gravatar, duhhhhhhh
Do u like it? Matches my helmet in real terraria
…. How does one change it.
But good point Cyril. Where is Aley to?
(Just kidding)
Spam much
This is me. blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah :V
WHAT THE FUDGE
MY GRAVATAR
WHAT HAPPENED
SOMEONE HELP
No
;(
Don’t be a Jim
If you don’t get it, Jim was a spammer
No but seriously, what happened?
Nevermind
500 is so close! *Hype Intensifies*
http://24.media.tumblr.com/11dc7c2aaee0c768971e224bec3aadc4/tumblr_n0y6lfyIMx1sx18rto1_250.gif
I predict that Cyril will be slain due to the Wall of Flesh in a few comics from now..
Again?
Cause he dies…. A lot.
…….
Hey Wilgica, you’re kind of spamming the comments… A lot.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CYRIL WHY,CYRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I sound like Hannah when he got flattened:/)
I don’t believe that u predicted it but it might happen, and pixie dust can’t fix that. Cyril would turn it to the wof, and Maxx would have to kill him. Even if Maxx doesn’t kill the wall of Cyril’s flesh, he’ll be forced to stay in the underworld
More like he’ll finally unlock his ultimate magic power…. Again.
Good point
Last!
Nope.avi
Not this again
Jess, will I return soon?
Yes you will… Muahaha, muahaha, MUAHAHAHA!!!1!!111ONE
It would probably be a bad thing if you returned, cuz either someone would die, or someone be taken to heaven, so yeh
where’s the comic
200th
wait can someone post the schedule plz
I’m not entirely sure, but I think it’s on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Dunno. Sometimes on tues/thurs, sometimes on wed/mon/fri
Comic schedule is supposed to be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Jesse rarely keeps up with that though, he can’t spend every waking moment making sure it updates on time :/
Can’t wait for the next one
I’m baaaack
Thts nice
I wonder what this mysterious island is going to have on it.
And how in the world will I steer this boat while only having a head..? Perhaps I’m self tought.
Well u no everything so they’re pretty sure u can drive the boat
Ever heard of a reply button
I like June’s bed hair. Nice details.
Where new comic? ):
JASSE STAHP DELAYING TEH COMIX. SO FAR IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO SKIP FREAKIN 2 DAYS
Do you people not know how to check Jesse’s Twitter or something? It’s right there on the sidebar?
I see no sidebar.
Jesse’s twitter is under the BIG LETTERS that say “Jesse’s Twitter”
Last.
Gravatar hacked me I think
Hype time geting to 500 *burst into a celebration dance
I created a gravatar yaaaaaaay
Holy sh** did I jest complement max.(once again trying to stab myself with my dirt rod.
Call me weird, but I kinda ship Cyril and Sophia now.
Dammit, brain, why you gotta ship everything.
With enough duct-tape
*Anything can be reclaimed*
I thought Cyril throwed the plans off the boat guess I was wrong