Comic #490

Wow, we are doing this. The boat is nearly complete!

I believe it was Astrid who first brought up the idea that Sophia might be a tragic character in the comment section. Well, not sure if this counts, but it’s definitely… something.

-Jesse

259 thoughts on “Comic #490”

      1. Cyril, il ur interested(and of you’ve got terraria PC), u could be my friend(on steam, anyway) and u could join my world(this message goes to everyone else as well)

      2. wut yur name
        Mine is PegenWaukegan
        Maybe we could play sometime, but i haven’t even beaten the frost moon yet.

      3. I’ll play, I’m Catler (the picture has half cat with Hitler stache and half Hitler) I’ve never really tried the moon events, except for once before the lunar events. I beat the moon lord with two friends. yeh

      4. Mine is The Last Spectre
        I have full stardust gear and other epic op stuff kind of almost this sentence is false lol umad m8 2 long sentence

      5. Sorry for replying to the first comment to be closer to the top, but I REALLY REALLY think this should be seen. I have an idea for a game! (yay!)
        So I’ll start the game out by clicking the advertisement at least once, and the next game contributor clicks it at least twice, and the next game contributor clicks it at least thrice, then the next one at least four times, then at least five times, etc. Make sure that the game can progress past three clicks by replying to this comment with the number of times you clicked. Let’s make Jesse rich!
        I’ll go first.
        2!

      6. ok we need a the stabbo arm poa we dont got anything else and for the protection of this place so we dont have to guard for another 50 years

      7. You tried this a few comics back, and it didn’t work. But what the hey?
        4!
        Someone click 5 times!

      8. i have a solution for the deuterium generator!
        Don’t use deuterium. Use plasma propulsors instead

        they may take 4821 MW/s each to function, but if you’ve got a good antimatter turbin you can generate more than three times that energy

      1. ‘Cause, with a bit of teamwork, duct-tape can even stop the Deuterium Generator from being a butt.

      1. In that case sorry aley tried to put you in a rabbit stew. I don’t know why Cyril didn’t help yet.

      1. I like Halloween my costume is probably someone you guys don’t know built she is from a game called Don’t Starve

      2. I wear a skull with shadow-dyed Pharaoh’s Robe. Beetle armor, too. Accessories: Frostspark boots, bundle of balloons, ankh shield, fire gauntlet, steampunk wings.
        Weapons: Legen. Influx Waver, light shrromite digging claw, godly the eye of cthulu, legen. Terra blade, godly blizzard staff (given by sister for making brother lunch), v knives, cell phone, godly butcher’s chainsaw, golden fishing pole, laser drill
        269 hours

    1. i miss you cyril!! i still can’t make the gravatar i mean i can’t just put the avatar. :C

  1. But if it’s a temmie, leave shattered bits of construction paper at it’s grave, and maybe with its Health Puppies at 0 you can still spare… “It.”

  2. HAHAHAHA. I feel like this post was made for me! Thank you! X’D

    Oh my gosh! This is so funny. The duct tape sticks better. And June was actually smiling in the hot tub.

    Well, now we know what to do next time June goes on a rampage: toss her in the tub! 😀

    “That was sardonic, selfish, and manipulative all at once. I like it!” June, you’re finally opening up a bit… better watch yourself, or next thing you know you’ll be- heaven forbid- doing selfless deeds for others. 0_0

    hahahahaha who am I kidding. That’ll never happen.

    Excellent work, Jesse. 😀 Have a good day!

  3. A guy who's tired of renaming.

    I would like to see the flower, please. I can’t wait for his return, probably saying that that breaks the physics of terraria…
    Oh wait.

  4. I always knew you could Frankenstein an animal in Terraria if you believed in yourself.

    P.S. Why the frick was I emailed this just now late at night when it was posted at 4:26 A.M.?

  5. Uh oh…

    …I have this feeling that something is going to go horribly wrong…

    …no idea why though…

  6. Ha ha…June in the hot tub with a beer…such a nice touch! Can’t wait to see the finished boat. Jesse, I ordered a T shirt of the – Awesome Great Amazing Boat That Rocks – in celebration of it being nearly finished!

  7. Holy crap Sophia! As if that couldn’t have gotten much worse, thank goodness you have Hannah! You wouldn’t want Sophia making a Frankenstein out of one of you

  8. Sophia, stop it, you’re scaring me…

    Also, is it just me, or does it seem like June has been a lot nicer since they started working on the boat?

      1. True… It seems so weird though, its like this is the first time in the comic that she’s actually having fun and not being pessimistic or violent.

      2. Well… Maxx isn’t being as crazy (at least not in comparison to Sophia), which always seemed to be her main annoyance. Plus, she has a bit more time to relax. And Cyril is out of the way.

  9. Wow even as Sophia is sleeping she smiles. I would ask whether it would be possible to carry that stuff but Terraria has no weight limit so have fun

    1. Well, in the actual game, mosters stop spawning when there’s three or more NPCs around. If that doesn’t work for you though, then maybe we could say that the zombies are just terrified of June.

    1. Duck tape? What about bunnies? (That made no sense. And was not even funny. And I can’t type. You know what? Stop reading this comment. It is a waste of your time. You could be doing better things with your life. Like eating cake. Even though the cake is a lie. But whatever. This comment is getting boring to type. Hey, I just noticed that i am in a parenthasiee-thingie. ) There we go. Okay, seriously. Why are you still reading this? You know what I’ll do I’ll end it. There. HA!

      1. Tixel The Ancient Naiad

        I reclaimed a pixel-art of the Moon Lord bigger than him, after 17 hours of rage, boredom, and thinking of how satisfying victory would be (It was so satisfying I went to get ice cream! hooray for ice cream!!! :D) P.S – Getting the materials to make the pixel-art was far more annoying than the building.

        P.S.S – I apparently turned into a Naiad, huzzah!

      2. An ancient Naiad, I need to decide what I am, man, making a design and sticking with it is HARD!!! For now I’ll just stick with Tixel, who is my unkillable terraria character who loves to build and fight!

  10. Wait…Maxx said something that got to JUNE??
    OMG IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. I just started these comics a day ago and so when I got here and the arrow was not there I was like this…

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpoorcyrilOOOOOOOO!

    And then I typed this in tears. Good work! Any terraria fan would LOVE this (like me)

  12. Comic #500 is almost here… do we get another long comic with Maple and Poa? or whatever their names are… 😛

      1. Not if you fully buff the dragon.
        And I actually recommend using the UFO staff unless you’re fighting the destroyer/a many-segment boss. Because reasons. But using the stardust gear, Hercules beetle, necro scroll, papyrus scarab,pigmy necklace, some other things, it does fifteen crapliads of damage per second.

      2. also the cells attack pattern is so weird with its projectile and normal attack. The projectile does no damage, but deals 10 dps to normal enemies, 20 to minibosses, and 30 to bosses, but ufo never misses, and dragon has a bigger aoe

  13. Anderson Andersen

    The stabbing arm has no purpose whatsoever regarding defence against anything outside the ship body itself, because the arm is far too short. what it can achieve, however, is that it could easily be used to effectively and efficiently stab the crew on board the ship, as long as they are standing around the upper deck, close to the arm itself. Therefore, I conclude that truly, the stabbo arm is not supposed to be safe at all. There is always the possibility that JONAS managed to convince Sophia to betray the crew and murder them, utilising the stabbo arm. But then again, the stabbo arm was drawn on the blueprint so Sophia probably had the intention to murder, or at least critically wound them. The reason for this action is yet unknown, although I assume Sophia would like to test her ability in “putting things back together” after the stabbo arm has shredded someone “into a million pieces”.
    Ignore this comment if you disagree with my theory.

    1. I do disagree with your theory, but I really want to mention that your avatar looks just like Matt from Super Best Friends Play.

  14. For those of you who think that June smiling is odd it not really. This is the first chosen one to get here, she regaining the 500 years of optimism she lost(that is if she ever had any to begin with

  15. I never imagined that Legend Of Maxx and Steven Universe would give me the same feel at the same time…

  16. But… But… What about the part I was actually looking forward to? What about the Zen Garden? And the Wall-Nuts and Peashooters and Marigolds…

  17. I don’t believe that u predicted it but it might happen, and pixie dust can’t fix that. Cyril would turn it to the wof, and Maxx would have to kill him. Even if Maxx doesn’t kill the wall of Cyril’s flesh, he’ll be forced to stay in the underworld

    1. It would probably be a bad thing if you returned, cuz either someone would die, or someone be taken to heaven, so yeh

    1. Comic schedule is supposed to be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Jesse rarely keeps up with that though, he can’t spend every waking moment making sure it updates on time :/

  18. I wonder what this mysterious island is going to have on it.
    And how in the world will I steer this boat while only having a head..? Perhaps I’m self tought.

    1. Do you people not know how to check Jesse’s Twitter or something? It’s right there on the sidebar?

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