Comic #489

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Do you know what a flying guillotine is? I bet you’re about to!

Kind of funny to think that most people have given at least one thought to what they’d do if they ruled the world. When you think about it that way, you really can’t blame Jonas, can you?

-Jesse

148 thoughts on “Comic #489”

  3. Zachary Mason

    What? WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY IS THIS
    SAND IS FLAKY SKIN???
    I should probably take a shower than…

  5. A GUY WHO WANTS THE FLOWER

    IS THE FLOWER STILL HERE?! IS IT GONE FOREVER?! TELL ME WHERE IT IS?! IS IT TRAINING OTHER WIZARDS?! PLEASE TELL ME IT WILL RETURN!

    1. Lyouke

      Flower chooses to participate when ever he/she/it pleases. After all Cyril isn’t the only flower munched in the multiverse

  7. lvl100seaal

    No, I’d still blame JoNAS. Also, dirt is organic with its soil ‘n’ stuff. Sand is pretty much just a solid.

    1. Tyrone

      Cake is crumbly, but it should be moist. I guess that could resemble wet sand, which is perfect for throwing at people.

      1. Thedarkpheonixlord

        Also it is made from organic things like eggs sugar wheat and maybe if you are a weirdo dirt

      2. J.O.N.A.S

        Well, wheat is grown in dirt, but then it is cleaned and shipped into markets. Eggs are from chickens, and chickens are from eggs. The eggs are laid by chickens in straw, which is like wheat, but a little different. There is probably no artificial sugar in this universe of Terraria, but there might be natural sugar. Natural sugar is still used in many pastries and desserts. Natural sugar is from fruit, which is grown on a plant, which is most likely grown in soil. Speaking of soil, soil is actually better for planting than dirt.

        Trust me. The Wikipedia inside of my brain never lies.

    2. Zach

      Eater of worlds, queen bee, moon lord (although i admit he does glow), cultists, skeletron… the list goes on and on

      2. Lordomi

        Queen Bee is not evil. The player kills her offspring, so she wants revenge. If someone would kill my baby I would want revenge too.

      4. Zachary Mason

        @Lordomi: I agree. Queen bee is actually my 2nd favorite boss for that.
        (and op drops)
        @sophiathemechanic: I think you need to be a little less… Insane unicorn zombie apocalyptic stalker type person. Or maybe
        (sue me)
        An adorable little serial killer

  13. Tyrone

    Well, June the original pessimist is somehow getting fed up with Cyril, the new pessimist. Meanwhile, Jonas’ head is plotting every single way he can destroy everyone on the crew. Good times.

    4. J.O.N.A.S

      Zachary Mason#, you do now I’m charging power for the *final battle* don’t you? You see, I’ve been having some meetings with the Djinn, and… Hehehe…

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      The galaxy will be mine.

    1. Thedarkpheonixlord

      Amazing idea but it should be the steampunk because that is the only other female NPC I think

    4. Elder Fungus

      He might actually do it if you said please or said something other than “Make…” at the beginning . It sounded rather like as if you were commanding him to do it.

  23. LoZ Wolf

    No I will not question June’s logic, even though Maxx is actually logicly correct. At least until cake is reached I’m not so sure about clay and loam. Also being the rare case of not wanting control over others I can still blame JONAS for trying. Power controls

  30. Lightstrikerz

    June! can you control mud? I mean, if you live in the jungle, then it would be pretty stupid not to be able to control mud.

      1. 16astrid

        I’m making brownies… is that close enough? :3 [::] Here you go.

        And you’re totally right. That did seem OOC for Maxx. But it was funny, though. We’re seeing an interesting new side of our little bowl of two goldfish…

  44. Chris

    Nice mellowed comic to follow the hectic ship building montage from before.

    PS. Love the reference.
    Life… don’t talk to me about life…

  46. plokijjikolp

    Sand are tiny rocks with little nutrients, while dirt is organic decayed matter and ground up rocks. Plants don’t grow well in sand because of the lack of nutrients and organic matter.

  50. Elder Fungus

    UH OH. THEY ARE GOING INTO THE DESERT = NO DIRT FOR JUNE TO USE AS A WEAPON! THAT MEANS JUNE CANNOT FIGHT! AND SHE HAS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON BECAUSE WITHOUGHT IT THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER ESCAPED FROM THE NAIAD AND MORE.

  52. Zachary Mason

    AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION, I HAVE DECIDED NOT ONLY RED GLOWY THINGS ARE BAD. OTHER THINGS CAN BE BAD. BUT RED GLOWY THINGS ARE ALWAYS BAD

  68. JustanotherLegendofmaxxreader

    Maxx, the dirt rod controls dirt, dirty dirt, not cakey cake, or sandy sand.

  70. jbox1

    Dirt is made of dead matter presumably, so it’s more fitting to say *it’s* the dead skin flakes of the earth.

    Sand on the other hand, or silicate, is made from rock. I guess I see the difference, but I’ll presume the dirt rod has power over carbon or something

    Then again, all living creatures are made of carbon, so why hasn’t june split Maxx into a million tiny particles yet?

    Ok, now I’m confused.

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