Do you know what a flying guillotine is? I bet you’re about to!
Kind of funny to think that most people have given at least one thought to what they’d do if they ruled the world. When you think about it that way, you really can’t blame Jonas, can you?
-Jesse
C’mon, try out cake June.
It’ll work.
I bet it’ll be a real cake walk.
I’ll see myself out.
*Badum tish*
yes, please do
Looks like this will be a “piece of cake!”
*insert wa wa wa waaaaaaa*
But I prefer pie!
…
Ibbolia, wait for meeeeeeeeee
The cake is a lie!
No, the dirt is a lie!
THE CAKE IS A FAKE
Who is the liar dirt or cake??? Drumroll…..
Your mother
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What? I always thought that cake was a type of dirt? Who doesn’t?
What? WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY IS THIS
SAND IS FLAKY SKIN???
I should probably take a shower than…
the cakes a lie.
IS THE FLOWER STILL HERE?! IS IT GONE FOREVER?! TELL ME WHERE IT IS?! IS IT TRAINING OTHER WIZARDS?! PLEASE TELL ME IT WILL RETURN!
Flower chooses to participate when ever he/she/it pleases. After all Cyril isn’t the only flower munched in the multiverse
it. When referring to non human sentient organisms, or likewise,the term “it” best suits
Very W.I.S.E.
Dude, y so desperate??
Ur like Sophia in the comic where the head goblin makes her cry
I am getting REALLY tired of Cyril.
…which is ironic because my profile is Cyril.
Shut up Cyril.
you are cyril. so why you are tired of yourself?
Because he’s Cyril.
I get sick of everyone, including myself.
Yet you’re still smiling in your profile picture?
No, I’d still blame JoNAS. Also, dirt is organic with its soil ‘n’ stuff. Sand is pretty much just a solid.
cake is crumby like dirt I guess? Also I love Sophia called the generator a butt
Cake is crumbly, but it should be moist. I guess that could resemble wet sand, which is perfect for throwing at people.
Also it is made from organic things like eggs sugar wheat and maybe if you are a weirdo dirt
Well, wheat is grown in dirt, but then it is cleaned and shipped into markets. Eggs are from chickens, and chickens are from eggs. The eggs are laid by chickens in straw, which is like wheat, but a little different. There is probably no artificial sugar in this universe of Terraria, but there might be natural sugar. Natural sugar is still used in many pastries and desserts. Natural sugar is from fruit, which is grown on a plant, which is most likely grown in soil. Speaking of soil, soil is actually better for planting than dirt.
Trust me. The Wikipedia inside of my brain never lies.
Wikipedia lives in your brain? AWSOME.
But people can edit Wikipedia, so HA!
WAIT A MINUTE HOW DO TERRARIANS MAKE PUMPKIN PIE THEN I THOUGHT PIE WAS SWEET.
The only thing that coup have made it better was if she called it an arse
Eh, that’snot Sophia like.
Yeah…
Maybe maxx-like though.
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The Flying Guillotine is a weapon in the game TF2 😀 (but in all seriousness it’s a really painful execution method…
Jonas is evil and that’s it.
YES IM NOT THE ONLY TF2 PLAYER HERE
I PLAY TF2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sadly it’s on Xbox though so THERE ISN’T EVEN THE SANDMAN.
JONAS IS NOT EVIL
IS HE RED AND/OR GLOWY???
NO
ONLY RED GLOWY THONGS ARE BAD. NOTHING ELSE.
Truth
Eater of worlds, queen bee, moon lord (although i admit he does glow), cultists, skeletron… the list goes on and on
SHHHHHHH
Queen Bee is not evil. The player kills her offspring, so she wants revenge. If someone would kill my baby I would want revenge too.
JUST LIKE IF SOMEONE KILLED GUS FOR ME!
@Lordomi: I agree. Queen bee is actually my 2nd favorite boss for that.
(and op drops)
@sophiathemechanic: I think you need to be a little less… Insane unicorn zombie apocalyptic stalker type person. Or maybe
(sue me)
An adorable little serial killer
That awkward moment when you misspell “things”.
Well, June the original pessimist is somehow getting fed up with Cyril, the new pessimist. Meanwhile, Jonas’ head is plotting every single way he can destroy everyone on the crew. Good times.
Fortunately he doesn’t have to kill you.
You’re already dead. 4 times. Four. Times.
He’s got a point
Remeil don’t need 2 c u anymore
Zachary Mason#, you do now I’m charging power for the *final battle* don’t you? You see, I’ve been having some meetings with the Djinn, and… Hehehe…
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The galaxy will be mine.
NEIN
(cleaves Jonas’s glass case thing open and bashes his skull in with a Hammush)
The only reason I know what a flying guillotine is is because of Mythbusters. And Maxx does have a fair point.
I didn’t notice the part where Gus was in the ICU…
That Mythbusters reference though.
Sophia has very vierd thoughts, and alzo, ze cake iz a LIE. 😀
Has no one noticed that I’m using guses actual name?
Make a Female Character for Maxx’s love Interest, She’s like a Sword Saint, Her Best weapon, is the Star Fury. She Meets Maxx by Accidentally hitting him in the Head, With a Star Projectile
Amazing idea but it should be the steampunk because that is the only other female NPC I think
Party girl
I have starfury. Most awesome thing Red ever made
Srry no the star wrath
He might actually do it if you said please or said something other than “Make…” at the beginning . It sounded rather like as if you were commanding him to do it.
Um, that’s June…
HE LOVES JUNE
Any one else think JoNAS is evil?
BTW my name is pronounced will-jic-a
That’s probably the most intelligent conversation Maxx has ever had.
Good point
No I will not question June’s logic, even though Maxx is actually logicly correct. At least until cake is reached I’m not so sure about clay and loam. Also being the rare case of not wanting control over others I can still blame JONAS for trying. Power controls
Are you going to do any thing involving the fact that NPCs have weapons now?
He already has.
Cyril, carry out my vork and establish a mast majority of wunderwaff dg2s because you are ze only one with ze intelligence zo make it… Plus ii tt vill make you invincible
Please, speak Pygmy I cannot understand you
The wonderwaff ain’t that good.
You dare mock my vork
O crap alot of stuff happend while I was away
And my gravatar is doing this again bra
Why are like that?
CAKE IS THE GROND OF LIFE
such grond
Very much grond
And yes, cake is amazing 😀
I always love Sophia more and more. And how kind June is to her.
June! can you control mud? I mean, if you live in the jungle, then it would be pretty stupid not to be able to control mud.
Mud is dirt soaked in water…
Maybe the water is taken out of it as she controls the mud?? Idk…
I find it ironic that Maxx is the one worried about the logic of the dirt rod. Normally Maxx is the one breaking the logic.
I want cake now…
I’m making brownies… is that close enough? :3 [::] Here you go.
And you’re totally right. That did seem OOC for Maxx. But it was funny, though. We’re seeing an interesting new side of our little bowl of two goldfish…
Maxx is getting smarter.
I never thought I would say that.
And I never thought sand would make me cringe. *Looks down on sand pile and shivers*
I’m not feeling very good about sitting on top of the deuterium propulsion system now
XD
I would no y….
And dsmaster LOL
Well if you play tf2 it’s a meat cleaver, and if you watch movies it’s sort of like a chained chakram
Since when did one of the guards of the Jungle get an XBox 360/PC?
I wonder if the odds of this voyage succeeding can go so low that the numbers roll over and go back to 100%
How many comics has Sophia had a moment where she didn’t smile
Disinculding times where she explians her monstrosities
I think June is hating Maxx less and less
Dirt is like the earths skin, and Sand is her dead skin flakes, lol!
NEEEEEEEERDS
I was learning about this today in geology, actually. What irony
How is that irony?
Holy crap this thing is actually gonna happen.
Nice mellowed comic to follow the hectic ship building montage from before.
PS. Love the reference.
Life… don’t talk to me about life…
Anyone do jiu jitsu, and know how to do a guillotine?
Sand are tiny rocks with little nutrients, while dirt is organic decayed matter and ground up rocks. Plants don’t grow well in sand because of the lack of nutrients and organic matter.
Wow.
MMMMMOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEE CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXX PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSS
And the lie is an achievement in Minecraft PC (make a cake)
Then till it and you will get a cake plant
Good point
UH OH. THEY ARE GOING INTO THE DESERT = NO DIRT FOR JUNE TO USE AS A WEAPON! THAT MEANS JUNE CANNOT FIGHT! AND SHE HAS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON BECAUSE WITHOUGHT IT THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER ESCAPED FROM THE NAIAD AND MORE.
no, she can do that thing where she stores an airplane in a small little ball
i know what a flying guillotine is…. awesome jesse!!!!
the cake ground is a lie guys
AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION, I HAVE DECIDED NOT ONLY RED GLOWY THINGS ARE BAD. OTHER THINGS CAN BE BAD. BUT RED GLOWY THINGS ARE ALWAYS BAD
Right. And thts true just as much as my name is Thomas the Tank Engine is true
I’m last
Nope
maxx… the dirt would just come out of the sand. Right?
Is it just me or is june a bit more calm with maxx?
That’s what I said
And elder acorn I’m still last
Nope
What up? And what happened to my head?! And why did someone steal my name!? AND IM LAST
Your randomized Gravatar DOES look a bit like J.o.N.A.S. through.
nope
Stop being last
Shaddup u scrobby scroblets of scrobville. last is last.
2 bad
By the flowers petals, I’m last ok!
Guys, the comic has been going on 4 3 yrs
Not 43 yrs
I searched up flying guillotine on Google and apparently it’s a kind of Chinese weapon?
Maxx, the dirt rod controls dirt, dirty dirt, not cakey cake, or sandy sand.
And, HA!!!I’m last!!!!!!Oh, and i changed my name.
Why doesn’t June carry another one of those dirt bombss?
Dirt is made of dead matter presumably, so it’s more fitting to say *it’s* the dead skin flakes of the earth.
Sand on the other hand, or silicate, is made from rock. I guess I see the difference, but I’ll presume the dirt rod has power over carbon or something
Then again, all living creatures are made of carbon, so why hasn’t june split Maxx into a million tiny particles yet?
Ok, now I’m confused.
i would do anything to get a cake rod, should such a thing exist.