Depending on your point of view, June gives either a very good or very poor pep talk.
-Jesse
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The Legend Of Maxx
A webcomic about friendship, exploration, stupidity and the ongoing battle against evil and also zombies
And Jesse references an old joke for the second time.
Keep it up.
And Keep up, Maxx.
What.. what is with all these dirty puns here. This is the reason i lost to the Moon Lord 5 consecutive times… Scary thing is i got him the first time.
East and west jokes always work
Also, looks like smurg caved
The jokes are because of Terraria’s flipped directions.
Weast*
Poor Gus. Looks like he’ll be dragged along after all. He has a good heart.
I think, Maxx, the way to the Eastern sea is probably…right. You have to go right. 🙂
nope, left. this is TERRARIA remember?
FALSE, in terraria, the SUN rises in the west and sets in the east.
the DIRECTIONS, are still normal, but THE SUN RISES IN THE WRONG SIDE,
but east is STILL to the right.
This…Is…TERRARIA!!!!!!!
Hmm.
I guess I do have a question.
Would it really be any good to go to Hell and back, and THEN summon the Wall of Flesh?
Because trying to get a fairy sword must be hard.
Then again, they’re from Hardmode, so I guess it is.
Speaking of the wall of flesh, how are they gonna spawn it?
I know Cyril can respawn, but are they really gonna sacrifice him?
nevermind, I know the answer as long as June is there.
Well, Cyril’s a wizard now (YER A WIZARD, CYRIL), so that means that Maxx is guideless — Who knows how this will turn out?
Cyril and the Deathly Hallows
This will happen, he will find a demon, kill it, get a voodoo doll and make Cyril slap himself, he will then chuck the doll in the lava, fight the wall of flesh, and get the sword
What happened to smurg?
He caved
Well, it looked like Smurg tried, but he failed to the power of cuteness and innocence.
Cuteness, maybe. Innocence…not so much.
true
Don’t look into it’s eyes!
FIRST TIME CLOSE TO FiRST!
Good Job 🙂
Who loves this comic? HE/SHE LOVES THIS COMIC!
A quick, but good, comic
Let’s continue our battle.
*Maxx notices Dark Aeon’s splattered body* *Maxx goes “Poor guy. WHELP! Time to loot this corpse!”* *All of Dark Aeon’s stuff is crushed because Maxx isn’t allowed to find anything he won’t just throw away unless its the actual comic.*
*Aley looks up and goes “AH!!! FLYING MOSTERS!!!”* *I poke my head out in time to see a giant yellow laser beam disintegrate Dark Aeon and Somethingsomethingterrarian.*
*Aley comes up behind me* “AH!!! No, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”* *Remiel appears* *”In this situation your aloud a max of 3 no’s.”* *I go “ACK” and plug up my hole.*
*I go “I should hook this up with acculaters” and I do. Then I spawn Sophia too keep me company, then quickly regret it. Exept for the flashing lights. I like those.*
*Stabs each and every SINGLE one of you and you are all dead and disables respawning.*
SHANK!
—–(=====>
no insta kill everyone.
Just so you the “ACK” is a scared one, not a death rattle.
I spawn. “Well, what’s up?.” *sees disentigrated body’s and a plugged hole.* “Ooh! A hole! I has to see inside!” *runs and places dynamite near hole. Then runs away.*
*Quickly changes out wall/top/bottom of hole for Lyzard blocks, then expands hole.* “Finally safe”
Also, this isn’t cobalt, IT’S SHROOMITE
*Comes back with rod of discord and tp’s today ILOVETHISCOMIC*
Hi *SHANK*
Classic Xane-et maneuver.
*uses greater healing potion* *Sophia accidentally hits Dark Aeon with her newest invention: THE BATTLE WRENCH!!! IT HAS WRENCH MACHINE GUNS, EXPLOSIVE WRENCH CANNONS, IT HOVERS, IS AIR TIGHT, HAS FLASHING LIGHTS, AND SO MUCH MORE
*get’s in The Battle Wrench* *Rams through both the ground and Dark Aeon, onto land* “ACTIVE THE ROCKETS, AND LET’S BUILD OUR FLOATING BASE WHERE WE BUILD MANY, MANY VEHICLES!!! Wait, let’s pick up tobtob9182.”
Ahahahahaha…. Its so funny how someone laser blasted me while i was wearing turtle armor… *laser reflects while my body mysteriously un-des..inte…grates?…* laser shot hits rockets* rockets launch everywhere effectively hitting and exploding on everyone in the server* *guts launch everywhere while maxx, june, sophia, aley, basically everyone tries to understand what the hell happened and who were the people who randomly came in and died no more than ten seconds after they entered whilst all the items were disentegrated and exploded beyond recognition* good thing i brought a spare then… Except for my moon… Lord… Stuff… Im fine… Just… Just… ;(
Btw its SOMETHIN SOMETHIN terrarian no g
*Respawns once again*
Alright, I have had enough of this.
*builds massive lava replicator in space and flood everything*
*Puts on lava waders* aaaaaahhh.. lava bath to remove the blood stains on my armor. *
Dark Aeon, I’m not yet in space.
“ANYONE CAN BUY A BATTLE VEHICLE FROM ME AND SOPHIA FOR THE UNDERCHARGED PRICE OF 1 GOLD COIN!!! 1 platinum for a battle wrench.”
Also, lava wouldn’t flow in space.
“I’m also selling lava waders for 5 gold coins.
Also, The Battle Wrench is airtight and lava proof.
Also, SomethingSomethingTerrarian, turtle armor doesn’t make you NOT take damage, and deals damage to whatever did damage to you, which in this case, is Aley. To whom the nurse claps to. so ya, your toast. Except, you know, disintegrated. And Aley is still alive.
Wrench battle station! *builds battle station in space.* Battle station! Now let’s build a flying hell boat!
YA!!!
*Builds flying hell boat*
NOW LET’S BUILD A PLANET SIZED WRENCH!!!
!SERVER ANNOUNCEMENT! tobtob9182 and ILOVETHISCOMIC are teamed up!
*walks in with a water bucket, constantly breaking through the lava*
This will take a while to clean up.
*Builds a huge contraption.* “Behold, The WRENCH TAAAAAANK!!!!”*Falls to surface* “Take this, because there’s nothing to do but terminate people!” *terminates anonymous* “I destroyed a secret organization!” *goes to terminate others*
*had actually changed mind, goes back before you shoot me*
*has no idea what’s going on and throws pizza everywhere
*Tyrone get’s hit by a random wrench*
*And dies. AGAIN*
Hue!
respawns and grabs wrench from body
*New character shows up and disintegrates Tyrone with his last prism*(Yes I actually have that!)
Damn you and your 1.3.1 or whatever it currently is. Console is still stuck on 1.2.7
Respawns and complains
Oh, and Jesse, because of the 1.3 update, will you change the title art?
Well Gus is in the crew, now I want to know f Tyrone will join or just get himself killed again (prolly the latter)
How will he die next? Will he drop a minishark? WHO KNOWS?
Well Jesse probably does, but that’s beside the point.
Pretty sure the minishark supposedly is the machine gun for the boat.
YOU ARE SICK FOR WANTING ME TO DIE
Nothing personal, its just ironic that the guy who sells guns and ammo for a living is the guy who dies the most.
Man, I hope TobTob doesn’t join these comments, or I will have a heart attack.
who is tobtob
Hahaha! You shouldn’t have done that, ILOVETHISCOMIC…
Did anybody get my creepypasta reference?
no.
Hey, I’m the real Tobtob, faker!
The OTHER tobtob. the one with a eye of Cthulhu as his avatar. The one who is crazy- the Sophia wrench machines way.
ACK! *Has heart attack* bleh
*Spawns nurse to help*
*It works* QUICK OUT FROM THIS STRING OF COMMENTS AND INTO MY BATTLE STRING!!!
LOL
*Squidward’s voice: “I hate all of you.*
*June comes.* “Same here.”
Grumpy cat spawns and agrees
Keep Up the good work! And somehow make Max get a mini shark and the endless musket bag >:)
“East? I thought you said Weast.” Don’t give Maxx the job to direct with a compass if there is one on the boat.
Even if their world is 2D
They’ve been defying logic this whole time. So it doesn’t matter.
Yay, Gus is back with the gang! Sophia persuasive skills rule!
I can’t tell what’s more deadly, Sophia to Gus, or the corruption
Clearly the first one.
Sophia
So, I want to know what happened with Sophia and Smurg.
I thought its was a quality question!
I got a good one!
How far is the east ocean?
I have a better one!
How wet is the east ocean
It’s an ocean. So my guess is that it’s very wet.
Weeell it probably has sea sponges in it, so maybe kinda wet, but not really wet.
Wait, which way DO we go to get there?
East.
Right.
Just go right.
Don’t even try maxx. DON’T EVEN TRY.
Ah, the old jokes.
I’m still questioning how exactly it works.
*to
**Xane-ey
Wait, this was supposed to be to something else. EVERYONE, please disregard this.
SIR YES SIR!
Btw everyone noticed this. Probably. Ok, probably only me.
WAIT. June has darker blue eyes. Maxx has lighter blue eyes. Sophia has dark/light blue eyes. SOPHIA SHIPS IT. But that’s just a theory.
A game theory.
Wait, no, that ending doesn’t work…
A comic theory?
THANKS FOR WATCHING!
*thanks for reading
Maxx doesn’t look like he’s having fun…. considering that they’re going on such a amazing adventure.
…lava is falling from the sky…
Again, for something else. Why do my replies keep going to the bottom?
Don’t kill the bunny, Maxx.
Blub?
What?
Squid maby?
I don’t know to be honest
BTW same person
well I finished catching up to the series since I’ve been gone and he’s back now too so yay
I find it funny that even though it seems a bit of a dumb question, the directions are actually kinda screwed up in terraria, seeing as how the sun rises from the west, and the goblin tinkerer even says that the goblins were going in the wrong direction in the actual game.
This ILOVETHISCOMIC guy makes up NEARLY HALF of the comments of the discussion(103 posts by everybody at time of posting), he is borderline spamming in my opinion…
What do you mean?
wait… what about that merchant?!?! GET THE MERCHANT!!!
LOL this comic