You should have known better than to try your diplomacy-fu on Sophia, Smurg.
I spent way too much time on the second-to-last panel. Part of me thinks I went a little far with the soft focus and all, but another part thinks I didn’t go far enough.
-Jesse
It’s funny because she’s a fully grown woman
That’s insane
Poor Sophia, but she really has to understand that Gus is working with the other goblins now. Smurg, don’t sacrifice Gus. plz.
One second im having murder nightmares. The next im having a heart attack of sadness.. I dont see why, i have killed every creep known!… Except one thats name starts with an O. Ends with an A. Middle bam. HAHAHAHAHahahaahahhhhhhh okay need another breath AHAHAH *and so on*
Biologically, Psicologically… I’m not so sure.
You don’t know that for sure
Smurg uses the words “play” and “little human”. So either Sophia’s a child or at the very least youthful enough to pass for one.
Falcon I’m pretty sure all nods are adults, and smug was using that to say how much better goblins are than humans. Also, Jesse, what is you steam name?
*npcs stupid autocorrect!
The Angler is a child.
I’m pretty sure Sophia is a child in an adults body
DIPLOMACY HAS FAILED
RETREEAEEAAT!
Also, First XD
Nope.
U FAILED
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Diplomacy didn’t fail. It just that Sophia… won the negotiations 🙁
Smurg, could you tell Xane that the next next comic (the one with the LoM group that you declared independance to) is blocked and I cant access it so it would be nice if he could make a seperate something because it wont allow me to see it. Like continue it here or something. Otherwise I cant take part. Pleeeeeeaassse? Ill promise to get revenge on Sophia for you!
Woot! Sofia almost crying is the ultimate weapon.
Also, way too late jesse. Another comic is due today.
He has a life too, and also school. He can’t make a comic every day.
Nooo… Jesse dosn’t have a life he’s a robot
( everyone knows that he can’t make a comic everyday )
he doesn’t even make comics everyday
The schedule is Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
The schedule last week was Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday
As you probably know, there was no comic on friday
I. Know.
What he’s trying to say is that we like Jesse’s work so much we can’t get enough.
Ikr?
Exactly
@Tyrone
didn’t you blow up?
GET THE BOULDERS USE EM TO KILL THE NPC BEFORE THINGS GET BAD
just use rotten eggs XD they kill npcs too
Summon the moon lord. He’ll kill all them npcs for ya.
Just get a Severn to follow you home. That,s what I do on my friend’s world constantly.
*Wyvern
Aww… How DARE Smurg does that to Sophia >:(
I feel bad for Sophia too I hope that she will be ok in the end
Don’t worry, Jesse. That second-to-last panel was perfect. Good job. 🙂 I love how the background is blue. So much sadness. 🙁
Poor Sophia. That must feel terrible, losing her best buddy like that. (Though, I feel that her and Maxx would become best buds if given the chance…) 0_0 That’s the most terrifying thought I’ve had all day.
Yeah, Sophia and Maxx are made for each other.
That panel reminded me of when Maxx found out that wizards don’t wear pyjamas.
Did you know that the mechanic and the goblin tinkerer are actually in love with each other in the game? You can see small hints from the dialogues they say.
I’m not a gamer, so no, I didn’t know. But that’s so cute! ^^
I don’t think the comic is canon with the game. The in-game Mechanic is definitely more level headed than LoM Mechanic.
So I doubt they feel that way for each other, but who really knows, right?
Jesse probably does.
Oh god, tears are pooling up in my eyes that second to last panel is so good.
Come on Gus, just do it for her.
She is a master in the art of crocodile tears, I wish for her to train me
These dramatic close-ups never get old.
Poor Smurg.
He’s still the butt monkey of the goblins.
Or at least competing with Gus.
Or with Cyril.
Or all.
:c
Sofia: 1 – Neo-Goblinism: 0
Yes! xD
Has anyone else been reading gus’s lines in the TF2 medic voice? or is that just me
I’m reading it in a slightly higher pitched voice than his, and a heavier German accent, but that’s prolly just me.
That hard work on that 2nd-to-last panel paid off. I hope that Sophia just kills EVERYTHING in a comic due to her being a psycho nutjob.
I don’t Spohia’s a nutjob, I just think that she feels left out. I mean, look. End of chapter 2. She copied June with the “stop” thing because she wants to be included. I feel for her. Heck, I’ve been in that situation. Many people have. Don’t be so hard on her.
I don’t think she is an outcast
When will today’s comic come out (I’m personally counting it as (I think it was Friday that this was meant to come out) Friday’s comic), or do Sofia’s eyes count as this week’s comic XD
That is such a sad story of how Sophia got told NO. Just build a teleporter PLZ Gus
Smurg can’t handle the guilt of hurting Sophia’s feelings so he told Gus to make a time travel machine/teleporter and warn past smurg not to say NO.
HER FACE IS PERFICT INFINITY OUTTA TEN YOU DID GOOD JEZZI NEVER CHANGE IT
But I honestly expected her to take Smurg’s head right then and there. Or any other body part, really. As long as he died. Painfully.
Dat face tho!
JUST DO IT!!!!!
Don’t let time travel be impossible and DO IT!!!!!!!
O and make a wunderwaff dg-2.DO IT
Smurf, you douche bag… you make little girls.. err… grown women cry
Smurf? Nope. Smurg? Yep.
Was it shrub, sploog, or smurgoh
wasn’t it splog?
You’re all wrong, it was sploing
IT WAS SBUGH
Wasn’t it smog?
I’m preety sure it was Simourgh
It was Smurg
you mean sploon?
My god. Those eyes. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything sadder than Sophia’s Sad eyes…
Smurg’s guilt trip though!
And jesse, great job on the background in panel 11. I like how you blurred the colors a little, and that shade of blue is very fitting.
Smurg is now a monster…
Aaany ways Jesse I applaud you on your work. I really like what you did with Smurg’s crossed arms and crying Sophia. 🙂
Based on Gus’ reaction and the fact that “everyone hides from her” I think the answer is yes
After you finish the comic, will you release the map?
I remember hearing that he’s used multiple worlds to create the comic.
YES another comic! I really want to see how things play out from now. will gus go with Sophia or stay with Smurg?
I think Sophia will start crying, grab gus(so she can cry on his shoulder), and run.
Ah, Smurg. You’ve come a long way since the Lord Grog era. Your leadership is far better than his, though I am wondering why you’re putting banners of dead goblins in Maxx’s old council building… <_<
Puppy eyes of doom!!!
Sometimes, we don’t know what to do, we’re stuck in a place where either decision would end in regret, but sometimes, you have to choose the path that leads to your friends (even if they annoy you.)
Gus, you messed up
Wwow I really didn’t take aophia for the sensitive type. Who knew? Well jes sie finally you posted. But next time, post whenbyou say you will
Nice try, smurg
LET THE MURCHANTS DEATH BE KNOWN MAXX KILL HIM HE MUST DIE!!!
AND NOBODY MAKE SOFIA CRY DIE TO THE POWER OF MEOWMERE!!!
She is dangerous. Just look at these eyes.
supermark i agree and i cant wait to see the wrenchutor 1.2 also knon as the wrenchuboat
A nuke? What’s that? Oh, you mean Sophia.
Sophia is like my favourite character ever.
476 – Maniac Sophia
477 – Crying Sophia
She’s gonna get angry next panel.
hi maxx here have this molten arm hi cyril have this star dust dragon summoner
smurg MEOWMERE TO THE FACE!!!
and gus give rocket boots to maxx
how to get anything you want:
Step one: attack with adorableness and make the others feel bad for you.
Step two: there is no step two.
EVERYONE! Let’s continue our online-character-battle-with-words
We were at the part where Maxx jumped down Gunging’s hole.
*Dark Aeon has joined the server*
Hey guys, what’s up? *looks down before gravity kicks in five full seconds later*
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh*splat*
*SomethinSomethinTerrarian has joined the server*(not my ign btw:))
Yoooooooo!!! WOAH! *nearly falls into the hole when i saw Aeon’s squished body* *equips solar wings as fast as i can* * manages to fly before splat* i have no idea why i wasn’t wearing these wings before i went into the server :/.
*Respawns with steampunk wings*
Alright, now I’m ready.
*pulls out godly vamp knives and knifes somethinsomethinterrarian*
then the stupid gun dealer gives maxx a minishark for FREE
Just need to add a dog with those puppy eyes and it’ll be perfect. Poor Sophia.
AH! YOU! EVERYONE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a lot more !
i like how you’re talking about eyes when you’re a… well… errr… *mumbles to self* resist the urge… AGH SCREW IT MEOWMEREEEEE!!!!! FINAL PRISM!!! GRAHAHSDYUGSADKIJGHAKFSJYGAHIURYGIAUYEGRIGH!!!! *stares at eyeball corpse* sorry force of habit 😐
That was yesterday, cobalt man. This is today. I can copy personality’s, kinda, I think so.
Not sure if Sofia is a crazed maniac or Puss in Boots from Shrek
Wait a minute. Little human? Play with? Does this mean… no. Sophias…a…CHILD? It all makes sense. The chocolate milk. The eyes. It all adds up.
It’s not very effective…
“Gus” is secretly hoping Smurg is actually able to manage this so he can finally go free.
LOL XD just perfect Jesse
Im i the only one who finds it weird that there are goblin banners in the backround,
Which you can only get BY KILLING GOBLINS.
Is smurg a murderer? O-O
No, no, see, when a person of authority sanctions a kill, they are called executions.
He’s just a tyrant.
We also have a goblin warrior banner as opposed to a goblin wizard banner.
Keep coming with the great comics Jesse!
Muy pero muy buen comic felicidades es lo mejor para entretenerse. Lastima que no este en español. Esto incluira moon lor y lo nuevo de la 1.3?
What happened to the voice in crylls(sorry if I spelt it wrong) head?
…huh
Those eyes though…………..
You’re right EJ…. That was the first thing i was gonna say here comes the second thing: god i feel so bad……..
NOOOOOOOO! good comic
Does anybody else look at Sophia as like, a tall 13-year old? And like, pretty much every other character as 16?
Serial Killer of adorableness to getting sadness cancer? Dosent Sophia sound like Pinkie Pie a bit?
Rolled a 20 on a Charisma check. Not that her Charisma was especially low in the first place.
people who are locked up for years usually like to see people