Comic #476

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Oh god why

Gus, something tells me you should be running away from Smurg’s neo-Goblinist philosophy even more than you should be from Sophia.

-Jesse

172 thoughts on “Comic #476”

      3. Da Poopz

        Jessie said that a long time ago. First is kind of a running joke in the comic comments now. Since it was that long ago and now it’s almost like a joke, I don’t really see the problem in saying first as long as you have an actual comment.

  4. 16astrid

    She found him fast. Waaay too fast. This concerns me. 0_0

    Contemporaneously. What a word. Lol.

    But seriously! Sophia is creepy! Was she being dramatic on purpose there at the end, or is she really just stuck in her own little world of sparkles and butterflies (and kra-kooming lightning, apparently)?

    3. Zekrua

      2 speeds: Fast and WAY too fast!(Thanks for the quote, JonTron; If it weren’t for you I wouldn’t have known that comercial existed.)

      1. Crimson king

        Gus make a super weapon to stop Sophia somehow or take my first advice and make a freaking TELAPORTER

      6. artman the great

        well, he can`t! he would (desperetly) NEED help from the steam-punker, ………… imagine if she was insane (but wanted to be friends with sophia)! #reterntosendered!

      4. LordSkeleborg

        Nice.

        Only thing that’s missing is the green dick costume, now.

        And yes, the mascot of Minecraft, not Herobrine, is sometimes referred to as a giant, green, walking dick. Weird, I know.

      5. Dark Aeon

        You mean the failed attempt at making a pig that also explodes (yes, that’s how Notch created creepers, trying to make a pig.)?

        I thought the mascot of Minecraft was a dirt block. That is, after all, what the icon looks like.

      14. Zekrua

        Dark Aeon, you changed this. *Pheonix Wright!*
        Spawn eggs aren’t blocks, they’re eggs. Thus, this isn’t a block fight, it’s a reference fight.
        Which means…
        *INITIATE PHASE ONE
        POWER UP THE BASE CANNON
        …
        …
        …
        FIRE*
        *Father of Giants appears and leaves ILOVETHISCOMIC as wreckage because Ring of Fog doesn’t turn you 100% invisible*
        *the Moon Lord turns Dark Aeon’s character to medium-core, teleports him the farthest amount away from his spawn point as possible and kills him so he loses all of his stuff because the server despawns it by the time he gets there* REKT-CALIBUR

      15. Dark Aeon

        *Dark Aeon opens up character backup*
        We can do this all day, or…if we can now use references to other material…
        *Pulls out Old Bell from Don’t Starve and runs away, leaving Bigfoot to step on and obliterate Zekrua*

      16. ILOVETHISCOMIC

        Two things:
        1. Zekura, I’m using shroomite armor, which DOES turn you completely invisible.
        2. *Fire a Stynger at Dark Aeon, uses sniper rifle with sniper scope and snipes LordSkeleborg from 200 blocks away with a chloriphite bullet, and fire 500 of the 5000 platinum coins I have at Zekrua* and yes, my character in Terraria does have that many coins.

      18. Gunging

        When suddenly a wild gunging appears, And starts throwing eggs to al of you, then, an egg bits Aeon and spawns 4 chikens.

      19. Gunging

        oh, and also, I have the Full mining set, the shroomite digging claw with the modifier of +4 swing speed And all the four gloves equiped, so I vanish in an endless hole.

      20. SomethinSomethingTerrarian

        please. changes everyone to hardcore. uses final prism. 1000 damage/hit spread fire hits everyone. uses ichor. dead 🙂
        or uses /nuke 100,000 times rip i win

      23. SomethinSomethinTerrarian

        “Puts on turtle armor before a Grue bites” damage reflected. “a Grue gets knocked back”. MEOWMERE SPAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

      24. ILOVETHISCOMIC

        A. No effecting the game mode of others
        B. I have console edition so I don’t have 1.3.1 );
        C. SomethinSomethinTerrarian You would kill your self with /nuke.
        D. *Spawns EVERY SINGLE BOSS IN TERRARIA then turns invisible.*

      25. ILOVETHISCOMIC

        * Spawns max and Aley after the boss are defeated, who accidentally kill every one except for me and Gunging, who are hidding in holes. I plug up mine.*

  16. Sir Chimpman K

    You know, Sophie and Gus’s relationship is a lot like the one in the actual game. Except Gus doesn’t have a crush on Sophie, and Sophie is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.9999999999…% creepier.

  17. LordSkeleborg

    Gus Level: 100.
    Sophia Level: …

    ITT’SSS OOOOVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRR 9999999900000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. SomethingSomethingTerrarian

    Back story on Sophia anyone? Would be cool to find out more about the new cast. (Though we already know much about gus) moar NPCs! Wizard, Stylist, Party Girl, FREAKING LET TYRONE GIVE MAXX A MINISHARK!!! Travelling Merchant, Bone Merchant, HAAAAARDDDMOOOOODDDEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    Ok i got that outta my system 🙂

      1. TitandTristan

        I wanna see Maxx get his hands on the S.D.M.G…. but that’s hardmode so probably not gonna happen soon D
        :

    2. ewokkid

      I want to see Tyrone just give Maxx a mīnishark as a gift to allow him in the town XD see what Maxx does
      “DIE SLIMES DIEEEEEEEE”

  21. Sir Chimpman K

    2 Ideas for when in about 2-30 months the wizard appears (for when he first talks to Cyril): “So, another one of the flowers students.” or “FINALLY. That form as a flower was KILLING me.”, depending on what type of backstory you give him.

      2. ILOVETHISCOMIC

        Ya, um… I sent an email to Jesse, and in it I said for Sophia part that a second choice is the demons run away.

  23. Sir Chimpman K

    Sorry about how much I’m making comments, but HOW CAN HE SEE FIRST PERSON? THEY MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW THEY LIVE IN A LAYERED 2D WORLD! Also, SECOND TIME IN THE SERIES THEY DO FIRST PERSON!

  31. dederp5000

    Yay Goblin banners! It must be the remains from their armies. Seriously, 200 goblins died to make those things. Also, what in the world is with Sophias eyes.

    A dark figure is at the door. You hear it whispering to you, “Guu-uus…” It is nighttime, but you can still see it’s horns. Then, Lightning flashes! A Redhead girl with overalls and a gigantic wrench is right outside the door! There is no escape for you now, gus… Prepare to meet a grim future, one full of despair, as you slave away, creating a boat with a deuterium engine

  33. Oobo

    I just discovered this comic yesterday, and I burned through 476 strips in two days. Your interpretation of the scattered terraria lore is really great, and you made me laugh many a time. Good work, and I look forward to more!

  35. LoZ Wolf

    I’m sorry to put logic into a not so logical comic but based on the distance she shouted don’t think she could get all the way to Gus in 5 seconds also don’t forget that Cyril has a phobia of water, Jesse.

  40. ILOVETHISCOMIC

    June: all of your fears made into one murderous person, who would have you chop down a forest for asking for help, who, who is waiting for the world to end, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY rarely gets through a sentence without being rude and/or making a death threat.Sophia: the one person June is scared…

      2. ILOVETHISCOMIC

        RUN! THIS GUY IS 1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 THE SCARINESS OF SOPHIE! THAT IS STILL SCARIER THAN THE WALL OF FLESH!!!!

      4. PieOfCthulhu

        Y’know, tob, I think I could help you if you were saying about rockets. Because rockets go to space. Space. Space. I’m in space. Go to space. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

      7. ILOVETHISCOMIC

        QUICK! EVERYONE TURN ON YOUR INVISIBILITY IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR THAT! *Turns invisible* *tobtob9182 is left with only one person, who faints*

      9. ILOVETHISCOMIC

        “OH GOD! EVERYONE ON XBOX EDITION, USE YOUR RED’S WINGS (yes basically everyone have a pair) AND FLY TO THE MOON! Those on computer, I’m not sure about Play Station, just fly to your nearest floating Island.

      12. ILOVETHISCOMIC

        QUICK! FIRE THE COIN GUNS WITH PLATINUM COINS AND FIRE STYNGERS AS WELL! THEN HIT THE MARTIAN MADNESS BUTTON!

  42. Da Poopz

    IT IS SATURDAY WHY NO NEW COMIC?!?!?! Wait… OH NO! IS JESSIE GOING TO ASIA AGAIN? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

  50. someone

    Gus “should be running away from Smurg’s neo-Goblinist philosophy even more than” from Sofia because running from Sofia is futile, she will always find you. (She just needs to look at the minimap after all.) Smurg’s fanciful ideas, at least, can effectively be escaped from.

  56. Beleif

    I envision a future comic: Sophia building a massive hoik system so she can go between terrifying Cyril and terrifying Gus within a very short amount of time.

    …Or build a hoverboard wrench with rockets and flashing lights.

  59. a Grue

    1. The ship sinks.
    2. The wreckage falls into an underwater chasm.
    3. They fall to the Underworld.
    4. They end up getting the %redsword% before they get the other thingy.

  64. proterrarian

    How ya doing Jesse? So I’m back from a busy year and I can’t wait to catch up on your comics, I see you’ve been doing a fine job and making them higher quality!

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