Oh god why
Gus, something tells me you should be running away from Smurg’s neo-Goblinist philosophy even more than you should be from Sophia.
-Jesse
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The Legend Of Maxx
A webcomic about friendship, exploration, stupidity and the ongoing battle against evil and also zombies
Like a adorable serial killer prepared to be murdered Gus
A first that didn’t say first! Holy crap!
also i can make it look like i’m second c:
i was tempted though.
Jesse said that first comments are getting annoying and is spamming him, I don’t see why we should continue this if all it’s doing is that.
Jessie said that a long time ago. First is kind of a running joke in the comic comments now. Since it was that long ago and now it’s almost like a joke, I don’t really see the problem in saying first as long as you have an actual comment.
This is going to give me nightmares forever and ever.
Agreed.
2spoopy4me
She found him fast. Waaay too fast. This concerns me. 0_0
Contemporaneously. What a word. Lol.
But seriously! Sophia is creepy! Was she being dramatic on purpose there at the end, or is she really just stuck in her own little world of sparkles and butterflies (and kra-kooming lightning, apparently)?
You mean is she stuck in pyroland?
‘Cause I think she’s stuck in mechanicland.
nope.avi
In my opinion, Sophia is both cute and creepy.
2 speeds: Fast and WAY too fast!(Thanks for the quote, JonTron; If it weren’t for you I wouldn’t have known that comercial existed.)
woo new comic!!!! Although I swear i checked this five minutes ago and there was nothing there!
I know right?
Welcome to special temporal relativity. A game of Red Light, Green Light, but with the posting of a comic.
Looks like Gus is never going to be able to sleep peacefully again.
JUST MAKE A TELAPORTER
Gus make a super weapon to stop Sophia somehow or take my first advice and make a freaking TELAPORTER
Telaporter for the win bitch.
Keep comments clean!
Thank you for making my point about teleportation
Nah, gotta find the steampunk first
well, he can`t! he would (desperetly) NEED help from the steam-punker, ………… imagine if she was insane (but wanted to be friends with sophia)! #reterntosendered!
Just WHAT is she!? She can’t be human!
She’s obviously a mob, they spawn near wherever their target is.
Nice one
*Internet High5* Nice icon/gravatar/sprite/image thingy, by the way.
Thanks
Nice.
Only thing that’s missing is the green dick costume, now.
And yes, the mascot of Minecraft, not Herobrine, is sometimes referred to as a giant, green, walking dick. Weird, I know.
You mean the failed attempt at making a pig that also explodes (yes, that’s how Notch created creepers, trying to make a pig.)?
I thought the mascot of Minecraft was a dirt block. That is, after all, what the icon looks like.
How can dirt be a mascot?
Dirt block is a symbol of Minecraft (or an icon). The mascot is still a creeper.
What ^ said. I was joking originally, though. But now…this…is…WAR! *flings dirt at Sir Chimpman K*
Real quick my new username is ILOVETHISCOMIC. There are obvious reasons.
Actually, it’s either one.
Also, BLOCK FIGHT!
*Flings a piece of Obsidian at Dark Aeon*
*Lights TNT and throws it at LordSkeleborg*
*Turns invisible*
*Pulls out 64×100 ghost spawn eggs and spawns them everywhere*
Dark Aeon, you changed this. *Pheonix Wright!*
Spawn eggs aren’t blocks, they’re eggs. Thus, this isn’t a block fight, it’s a reference fight.
Which means…
*INITIATE PHASE ONE
POWER UP THE BASE CANNON
…
…
…
FIRE*
*Father of Giants appears and leaves ILOVETHISCOMIC as wreckage because Ring of Fog doesn’t turn you 100% invisible*
*the Moon Lord turns Dark Aeon’s character to medium-core, teleports him the farthest amount away from his spawn point as possible and kills him so he loses all of his stuff because the server despawns it by the time he gets there* REKT-CALIBUR
*Dark Aeon opens up character backup*
We can do this all day, or…if we can now use references to other material…
*Pulls out Old Bell from Don’t Starve and runs away, leaving Bigfoot to step on and obliterate Zekrua*
Two things:
1. Zekura, I’m using shroomite armor, which DOES turn you completely invisible.
2. *Fire a Stynger at Dark Aeon, uses sniper rifle with sniper scope and snipes LordSkeleborg from 200 blocks away with a chloriphite bullet, and fire 500 of the 5000 platinum coins I have at Zekrua* and yes, my character in Terraria does have that many coins.
Who strikes next?
When suddenly a wild gunging appears, And starts throwing eggs to al of you, then, an egg bits Aeon and spawns 4 chikens.
oh, and also, I have the Full mining set, the shroomite digging claw with the modifier of +4 swing speed And all the four gloves equiped, so I vanish in an endless hole.
please. changes everyone to hardcore. uses final prism. 1000 damage/hit spread fire hits everyone. uses ichor. dead 🙂
or uses /nuke 100,000 times rip i win
You are eaten by a Grue.
and i have full beetle armor with most moon lord items fyi 😀
“Puts on turtle armor before a Grue bites” damage reflected. “a Grue gets knocked back”. MEOWMERE SPAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!
A. No effecting the game mode of others
B. I have console edition so I don’t have 1.3.1 );
C. SomethinSomethinTerrarian You would kill your self with /nuke.
D. *Spawns EVERY SINGLE BOSS IN TERRARIA then turns invisible.*
* Spawns max and Aley after the boss are defeated, who accidentally kill every one except for me and Gunging, who are hidding in holes. I plug up mine.*
*Maxx jumps down Gunging’s hole, and Aley follows, without my intention, cause I like his Idea.
oh ya I almost forgot- my character has the Picksaw.
GET OUTTA THERE, GUS! THEY’RE BREAKING THE DOOR DOWN!
Panel 3 Sophia is normal looking.
Griphook. Harry Potter reference! 🙂
Griphook? I don’t remember a Harry Potter character with that name…
He’s a goblin
Works at Gringotts.
lol this is terrifying
Creepy…..
well… creepy sophia is creepy
Darnet.
Semi-close to first
HEEEEEEERE’S SOPHIE!!!
*Axe chops through door.
You mean wrench
*Wrench breaks down door.
You know, Sophie and Gus’s relationship is a lot like the one in the actual game. Except Gus doesn’t have a crush on Sophie, and Sophie is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.9999999999…% creepier.
Gus Level: 100.
Sophia Level: …
ITT’SSS OOOOVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRR 9999999900000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t you mean Sophia’s level is over *deep breath*
nine undecillion, nine hundred and ninety nine decillion, nine hundred and ninety nine nonillion, nine hundred octillion.
Nah, it is at least in the quatturor vigintillions
Has anyone else noticed that there is a miniature smiley face in the lower left hand corner of the webpage?
…I did now…:)
Oh my god, there is. JESSE, DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE?
Where?
Back story on Sophia anyone? Would be cool to find out more about the new cast. (Though we already know much about gus) moar NPCs! Wizard, Stylist, Party Girl, FREAKING LET TYRONE GIVE MAXX A MINISHARK!!! Travelling Merchant, Bone Merchant, HAAAAARDDDMOOOOODDDEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Ok i got that outta my system 🙂
Remember when Maxx got the Musket? I dread to see what would happen if Maxx got the Minishark. Good lord…
I wanna see Maxx get his hands on the S.D.M.G…. but that’s hardmode so probably not gonna happen soon D
:
I want to see Tyrone just give Maxx a mīnishark as a gift to allow him in the town XD see what Maxx does
“DIE SLIMES DIEEEEEEEE”
She IS both kinds of killers, isn’t she.
Serial for Cereal, you gotta look out for her.
2 Ideas for when in about 2-30 months the wizard appears (for when he first talks to Cyril): “So, another one of the flowers students.” or “FINALLY. That form as a flower was KILLING me.”, depending on what type of backstory you give him.
That would be funny if Nature’s Gift became a human.
Thanks
Another Idea for the comic: when they get to hell, all the demons start bowing to Sophia.
I’m pretty sure the demons/djin would be running AWAY from Sophia.
Ya, um… I sent an email to Jesse, and in it I said for Sophia part that a second choice is the demons run away.
Like my Profile picture? Any TRUE Terraria fan who knows to at least 1.2.0 will know it.
It’s shroomite armor isn’t it?
Yep
Nice Link.
Thanks. I’m a big fan of the Legend of Zelda game series.
Sorry about how much I’m making comments, but HOW CAN HE SEE FIRST PERSON? THEY MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW THEY LIVE IN A LAYERED 2D WORLD! Also, SECOND TIME IN THE SERIES THEY DO FIRST PERSON!
The artwork in the last panel is so flipping good.
Gus should run…
oh wait… too late XD
oh god
Me: OH GOD WHAT THE HECK, oh it’s just Sophia
You mean: OH GOD WHAT THE HECK, AH IT’S SOPHIA
The lightning was perfect, lol
I expected her to slam the door with an axe there.
Nope, it’s a wrench.
O_O oh sweet mother of Obama… its her…
Your icon goes great with your comment. XD
Yay Goblin banners! It must be the remains from their armies. Seriously, 200 goblins died to make those things. Also, what in the world is with Sophias eyes.
A dark figure is at the door. You hear it whispering to you, “Guu-uus…” It is nighttime, but you can still see it’s horns. Then, Lightning flashes! A Redhead girl with overalls and a gigantic wrench is right outside the door! There is no escape for you now, gus… Prepare to meet a grim future, one full of despair, as you slave away, creating a boat with a deuterium engine
lol
Ones again: GUS IS DEFYING TERRARIA’S PHYSICS! HE’S SEEING IN FIRST PERSON!
Thats what his glasses are for.
I just discovered this comic yesterday, and I burned through 476 strips in two days. Your interpretation of the scattered terraria lore is really great, and you made me laugh many a time. Good work, and I look forward to more!
‘Contemporaneously’
MmmmmMMMmmm… Chicken yum!
I’m sorry to put logic into a not so logical comic but based on the distance she shouted don’t think she could get all the way to Gus in 5 seconds also don’t forget that Cyril has a phobia of water, Jesse.
Sophie is kinnda starting to remind me of me already….
Little Shop of WRENCHES!
TO BE CONTINUED…..
Mein gott.
Sophia should be in a horror movie
Whoops I mean sophie
I mean sophia(fuuuuuuuuuuuu I don’t care)
June: all of your fears made into one murderous person, who would have you chop down a forest for asking for help, who, who is waiting for the world to end, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY rarely gets through a sentence without being rude and/or making a death threat.Sophia: the one person June is scared…
of
I would rather get badly hurt and get picked up by a meat waggon (slang for a car that that gets dead people to then morge) than meet Sophia
By badly hurt you mean die then?
I’d rather meet Sophia! Build Rocket stuff! GASP! What about a rocket rocket! A rocket strapped onto a rocket!
RUN! THIS GUY IS 1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 THE SCARINESS OF SOPHIE! THAT IS STILL SCARIER THAN THE WALL OF FLESH!!!!
*Smiles the whole time.* What? I just said a rocket propelled…GASP! The wrench cannon MARK 2! Now with rocket wrenches!
Y’know, tob, I think I could help you if you were saying about rockets. Because rockets go to space. Space. Space. I’m in space. Go to space. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
A. #Portal 2 reference
B. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need a rocket for that? A rocket rocket?
QUICK! EVERYONE TURN ON YOUR INVISIBILITY IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR THAT! *Turns invisible* *tobtob9182 is left with only one person, who faints*
I have a rocket powered heat sensor visor! *puts it on* Hi!
“OH GOD! EVERYONE ON XBOX EDITION, USE YOUR RED’S WINGS (yes basically everyone have a pair) AND FLY TO THE MOON! Those on computer, I’m not sure about Play Station, just fly to your nearest floating Island.
“
*uses a rocket to get to the moon.* hi!
QUICK! FIRE THE COIN GUNS WITH PLATINUM COINS AND FIRE STYNGERS AS WELL! THEN HIT THE MARTIAN MADNESS BUTTON!
And yes I know about Martian madness.
Rockets! * makes rocket shield and fires fun rockets at them*
IT IS SATURDAY WHY NO NEW COMIC?!?!?! Wait… OH NO! IS JESSIE GOING TO ASIA AGAIN? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
It comes out at around 7:30.
Maybe she liked asia ao much that she is only posting them in Asia now. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesse’s a guy…
Lol
Probably autocorrect, and magfrag your character looks like a guy in a hoodie.
WHRERE IZ NEW COMIK ITZ SATURDAYZ I AM STARVING FROM LAKK OF MAXX
I love this comic also Gus is run away from your tyranny of meeting Sophia.
Jesse is not a girl, Maddog… 😛
Probably autocorrect, i remember typing “he”.
Ok, WHERE IS THE COMIC?!?!
I love this comic also Gus is run away from your tyranny of meeting Sophia.
Sophia….
I bet she’s a secret mob from the Solar Eclipse event.
Gus “should be running away from Smurg’s neo-Goblinist philosophy even more than” from Sofia because running from Sofia is futile, she will always find you. (She just needs to look at the minimap after all.) Smurg’s fanciful ideas, at least, can effectively be escaped from.
Where is the new comic?
Hmmm WHARE IS TEH NEW CÓMIX?
Nowhere.
HEEERE’S SOPHIAA!!
AAAAAAND WE’RE DOOMED.
That could of been a good moment for here Sophy!
I envision a future comic: Sophia building a massive hoik system so she can go between terrifying Cyril and terrifying Gus within a very short amount of time.
…Or build a hoverboard wrench with rockets and flashing lights.
hoverboard wrench with rockets and flashing lights
I love this comic also Gus is run away from your tyranny of meeting Sophia.
Sophia:HHHIIIIIIII GGGGUUUUSSSS! Smashes through the door with a wrench.
1. The ship sinks.
2. The wreckage falls into an underwater chasm.
3. They fall to the Underworld.
4. They end up getting the %redsword% before they get the other thingy.
That sounds pretty “Grue”! HUEHUEHUE!!!
What. The. Heck. Jesse. ಠ__ಠYou owe us two comics today.
Maxx needs the Nights edge!
YAY ITS BACK FOR GOOD!! Btw, why did Gus not run out the other door?
Also, has smurg (or was it zok) met Sophia?
I love this comic also Gus is run away from your tyranny of meeting Sophia.
How ya doing Jesse? So I’m back from a busy year and I can’t wait to catch up on your comics, I see you’ve been doing a fine job and making them higher quality!
its shlorg or shlarg? oh man
IT WAS SMURG!? I QUIT LIFE!
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!!!!!
I don’t know if Sophia is adorable…or utterly terrifying…I think the second one is correct….