Comic #475

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Your master is calling you, Gus.

Holy smokes I have made 475 comics, just 25 left to go before a huge milestone! It’s… kind of hard to believe.

I plan on releasing new comics Thursday and Saturday this week due to the missed Monday update, then back to normal next week!

-Jesse

84 thoughts on “Comic #475”

      1. lvl100seaal

        I really don’t care that he said first because of the fact that he was actually saying other things with his comment.

  3. MagFrag

    Hey, will you also make Cyril wield a bow as well? 1.3 gives the Guide a bow for a weapon.

    You could even take this plot point: Aley somehow ingests 5,000,000,002 Archery Potions. Cyril needs to calm down, so he asks Aley for ‘some’ (lots) of drinks. He slips into ANOTHER coma, and wakes up an archer.

      2. Bystander # 78904658

        If cyril wields a bow, even with flawless aim on will still land the arrow he notched in one or more of his limbs.

  5. EpicMoonBlade

    Gus needs a list of phobias.
    *Girls with orange hair
    *Girls with yellow overalls
    *Girls with red shirts
    *Girls with blue shoes
    *Girls with purple/blue eyes

  8. 16astrid

    Lol. Poor Gus! I wonder if he’ll ever stand up for himself, or if he’s destined for a life of slavery.

    Also, I do feel sorry for Sophia’s parents. Imagine what a loud screamer she must have been. She was probably one of those kids who wiggles all night.

    1. KingCreepKiller

      I will make it my duty to hook up a teleporter to my bunker, let him through and destroy the portal. Oh yeah, its soundproof. uhm.. i have to go.

    2. Smurg

      Emancipation procedures and support are yet to be implemented in our newly-founded civilization.

      In particular from psychotic mechanics.

  15. IdkBloblab

    There are three ways this can go down. One: they actually manage to break the laws od reality and make this boat. Two: they make a crappy raft instead idk bout the third i guess well see

  16. lvl100seaal

    Gus is screwed, and let me emphasize that in dark way.

    No where to run, Gus. No where to hide. She will find you, and she will consume the sanity of your soul…. You bubble blowing goblin n00b.

  19. dederp5000

    Think about Sophias scream/shout/dragonShout/nuclearScream like a earthquake. The ground right next to sophia is literally shaking. The area outside somewhere shakes enough to scare the birds, and Gus’s place has no vibration, but can still hear sophia’s voice. Since the GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS goes right, let’s assume that gus’s house is to the right. Then because they are at the bar, the counsel room, hospital, tiny hut, and tree should be shaking, to various degrees of tremors, except maybe june’s house, which might only be able to hear the scream. But so far, we have not discovered a house/building right of the bar. Thus, the goblins have made some new buildings. With these facts in mind, only Player Characters can build stuff, apparently. He has built the hospital, bar, tiny hut, and tree all by himself. (the counsel room is the long room with lots of workbenches that was used to try to decide the name of the town oh so long ago, but we never actually saw maxx build this) Thus, my…

    1. dederp5000

      The comment automatically shortened itself. *ahem* Thus my theory is that the goblins have a player character with them, for some reason, or that they recruited one.

      Here’s some random stuff I noticed/want in the comic(but don’t expect to make it in)
      A)The whole bar was shaking, but then why didn’t the bottle or mug fall over? Are they glued in place?
      B)If the goblins somehow built a building, there’s probably more.
      C)I kinda hope that the merchant comes back with the demo. They were funny with their oligopoly games. They’re kinda like calvin and hobbes
      D)What is this “Hellboat” going to be made out of? Is it going to be a metal warship? Made of wood? Stone? Cron? What is sophia going to name it?
      E)I’m pretty sure we’ve never seen that outside scene…
      F)I want a giant map of the world, that describes where everything is. Small comic panels just aren’t enough, and it’s hard to tell where is anything in the world.
      G)Where is the desert gonna be? They’ve already…

      3. PieOfCthulhu

        They might find the demolitionist at sea when sailing on the boat. As for the Merchant, the beach he was on might be where they arrive.

      4. Eleonyx

        Don’t ask what will the boat be made of. Only the time will tell. Only the time will tell. Also: HOW DO YOU EXPECT A METAL BOAT IF… Maxx Dosent have enough metal for a real iron sword… AND GUIDE IS SO SUICIDAL IN MINES??

  20. Crimson king

    If Gus was doctor Richtofen from black ops he could just time travel and teleport back to the dungeon

  22. Squideer

    Welp, You’re doomed Gus. If you run away Sophie will continue to that hourly until the world collapses from massive seismic quakes.

  26. LoZ Wolf

    Wait a second how would Xane forget about her in the dungeon with that load a voice? Did he install a sound proof door or something

      1. LoZ Wolf

        I’m not going to apply logic into questioning why he would sound proof the door because this world is illogical

  37. SomethingSomethingTerrarian

    why are there five blades for the Night’s Edge? Its just fiery Greatsword, Muramasa, Light’s Bane/Blood Butcherer, and the Blade of Grass. Wth is the fifth? And is the seal the wall of flesh? Cause cyril needs to die to summon that. Makes sense to use the Night’s Edge instead of cyril to summon it.

    ITS THURSDAY AND I WANT MY COMIC!!!
    Me:JJJJJJEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    Jesse: Augh!

    1. Mr Fury

      There isn’t 5 blades, the lights bane was replaced with the Gossamer Sword, for the sake of it not being absurdly easy to get(The plot would progress a bit too fast if the light bane was one of the swords).

      1. PieOfCthulhu

        Well, the Light’s Bane is still used. It’s more like using the other four swords to upgrade the Light’s Bane substantially.

  38. Elemento999

    I hope the love potion will be used too. Could be very interesting with June and Maxx and Hannah and Cyril.

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