Your master is calling you, Gus.
Holy smokes I have made 475 comics, just 25 left to go before a huge milestone! It’s… kind of hard to believe.
I plan on releasing new comics Thursday and Saturday this week due to the missed Monday update, then back to normal next week!
-Jesse
Awesome! Cool comic jesse! MAKE THE BOAT.
Also first.
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
YOU SAID FIRST!
911. What is your emergency?
HE SAID FIRST!
I really don’t care that he said first because of the fact that he was actually saying other things with his comment.
I know, I know…
Also, you kinda overreacted.
So you have people that say “not first”?
Hate*
…what?
Not first
Cyril’s word game? ill start *ahem* : extrapulsory
Nice!
Hey, will you also make Cyril wield a bow as well? 1.3 gives the Guide a bow for a weapon.
You could even take this plot point: Aley somehow ingests 5,000,000,002 Archery Potions. Cyril needs to calm down, so he asks Aley for ‘some’ (lots) of drinks. He slips into ANOTHER coma, and wakes up an archer.
You do realise he’ll be both mage and archer? Isn’t it too OP?
You do realize this is Cyril we’re talking about, right?
If cyril wields a bow, even with flawless aim on will still land the arrow he notched in one or more of his limbs.
Welp, Sophia should become a singer. She’d be a lot better than LOTS of crappy pop stars.
Gus needs a list of phobias.
*Girls with orange hair
*Girls with yellow overalls
*Girls with red shirts
*Girls with blue shoes
*Girls with purple/blue eyes
*Girls who love glitter. 😛
*Girls with wrenches
*Wrenches
*GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!
*Girls
*Girls named Sophia
*Girls who’s parents drugged and exported
*Girls who need to be in a straight jacket
*Girls who design a hellboat.
Wow. I love this comic. The word Gus is thrown a lot, and that’s my name
Ok, but my name is Max.
lucky
I’m surprised she didn’t break any windows.
Her voice didn’t resonate at the right frequency.
it was 4 octaves too low
No, it was 1 octave too low
Lol. Poor Gus! I wonder if he’ll ever stand up for himself, or if he’s destined for a life of slavery.
Also, I do feel sorry for Sophia’s parents. Imagine what a loud screamer she must have been. She was probably one of those kids who wiggles all night.
I will make it my duty to hook up a teleporter to my bunker, let him through and destroy the portal. Oh yeah, its soundproof. uhm.. i have to go.
Emancipation procedures and support are yet to be implemented in our newly-founded civilization.
In particular from psychotic mechanics.
The Food Chain strikes again.
June’s face during the shouting though. Pure gold.
XD I feel bad for Gus…
Eh, who cares… GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!
What?
I bet Gus is really gonna need a wrench proof lock and a sound proof room.
And a wrench proof room with a sound proof lock. That scream can shatter metal.
I wonder if we’ll get to observe the ship’s construction; instead of the alternative of it appearing spontaneously in a proceeding comic.
GUUUUUUUUS!!!!
There are three ways this can go down. One: they actually manage to break the laws od reality and make this boat. Two: they make a crappy raft instead idk bout the third i guess well see
Gus is screwed, and let me emphasize that in dark way.
No where to run, Gus. No where to hide. She will find you, and she will consume the sanity of your soul…. You bubble blowing goblin n00b.
Hey gus hide in a spikey ball
What? No crashing through the wall with the wrenchinator?
…Or is that next comic? xD
Think about Sophias scream/shout/dragonShout/nuclearScream like a earthquake. The ground right next to sophia is literally shaking. The area outside somewhere shakes enough to scare the birds, and Gus’s place has no vibration, but can still hear sophia’s voice. Since the GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS goes right, let’s assume that gus’s house is to the right. Then because they are at the bar, the counsel room, hospital, tiny hut, and tree should be shaking, to various degrees of tremors, except maybe june’s house, which might only be able to hear the scream. But so far, we have not discovered a house/building right of the bar. Thus, the goblins have made some new buildings. With these facts in mind, only Player Characters can build stuff, apparently. He has built the hospital, bar, tiny hut, and tree all by himself. (the counsel room is the long room with lots of workbenches that was used to try to decide the name of the town oh so long ago, but we never actually saw maxx build this) Thus, my…
The comment automatically shortened itself. *ahem* Thus my theory is that the goblins have a player character with them, for some reason, or that they recruited one.
Here’s some random stuff I noticed/want in the comic(but don’t expect to make it in)
A)The whole bar was shaking, but then why didn’t the bottle or mug fall over? Are they glued in place?
B)If the goblins somehow built a building, there’s probably more.
C)I kinda hope that the merchant comes back with the demo. They were funny with their oligopoly games. They’re kinda like calvin and hobbes
D)What is this “Hellboat” going to be made out of? Is it going to be a metal warship? Made of wood? Stone? Cron? What is sophia going to name it?
E)I’m pretty sure we’ve never seen that outside scene…
F)I want a giant map of the world, that describes where everything is. Small comic panels just aren’t enough, and it’s hard to tell where is anything in the world.
G)Where is the desert gonna be? They’ve already…
…been left and right to the dungeon and jungle.
It’s going to be across the sea. That’s the point of building a boat.
They might find the demolitionist at sea when sailing on the boat. As for the Merchant, the beach he was on might be where they arrive.
Don’t ask what will the boat be made of. Only the time will tell. Only the time will tell. Also: HOW DO YOU EXPECT A METAL BOAT IF… Maxx Dosent have enough metal for a real iron sword… AND GUIDE IS SO SUICIDAL IN MINES??
actually he had a silver broadsword
If Gus was doctor Richtofen from black ops he could just time travel and teleport back to the dungeon
I’m pretty sure he could do that
otp. <3
Welp, You’re doomed Gus. If you run away Sophie will continue to that hourly until the world collapses from massive seismic quakes.
Gus, if you try to escape fate will bind you with Sophie even more. You might as well accept your cruel luck.
Woop
GUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUS
Ha. Hellboat is a play on the fact that they’re goin’ to hell. Hell yeah!
Wait a second how would Xane forget about her in the dungeon with that load a voice? Did he install a sound proof door or something
Those doors were magic proof, or something like that, so it would make sense that they were sound proof as well.
I’m not going to apply logic into questioning why he would sound proof the door because this world is illogical
Honestly I think part of it was because Sophie was rather content with being locked up in a cell.
I still don’t know why they don’t just build a stretch of wooden platforms over the ocean…
I hope you had a nice weekend, Jesse.
Nice Jesse
I really hope that the big milestone wont be the sword… it seems like it would be too soon 😛
awww yiss its back!
Lol Gus should get ear plugs
Hey Jesse i can even remember the 1:st comic
Then Gus’ ears bleed and Sophia wonders where he is
“What is beingk vor problem?”
How come they don’t just go to hell via the jungle?
why are there five blades for the Night’s Edge? Its just fiery Greatsword, Muramasa, Light’s Bane/Blood Butcherer, and the Blade of Grass. Wth is the fifth? And is the seal the wall of flesh? Cause cyril needs to die to summon that. Makes sense to use the Night’s Edge instead of cyril to summon it.
ITS THURSDAY AND I WANT MY COMIC!!!
Me:JJJJJJEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jesse: Augh!
There isn’t 5 blades, the lights bane was replaced with the Gossamer Sword, for the sake of it not being absurdly easy to get(The plot would progress a bit too fast if the light bane was one of the swords).
Well, the Light’s Bane is still used. It’s more like using the other four swords to upgrade the Light’s Bane substantially.
I hope the love potion will be used too. Could be very interesting with June and Maxx and Hannah and Cyril.
JUNE AND MAXX?!?
At what time does he post the next comic?
Goblins playing poker? Nice!
Then Gus’ ears bleed and Sophia wonders where he is
Lol i like how Gus is scared of Sophia
R.i.p. Cyril
Well Gus needs a wrench proof bunker or Sophia will be the end of him
LOL