Which one is moron and which one is stinkwad?
Also, that’s not how exposure therapy is supposed to work.
I feel like we’re approaching a pivotal moment in the story progression here. After all, we’re halfway through the quest for the swords of awesomeness, ready to travel to a new continent! Exciting times.
See you next week!
-Jesse
Not even Sharks, really?
Ooh, shhh, ohh thats gotta hurt, *cringes*
Yeah. It wont leave a mark. There will be nothing to leave a mark ON.
HEADSHOT
Something bad
hey everyone! I decided to start up a private group for the LoM characters!
Current members are me, and aley…… Still waiting for Cyril, Hannah, juniper, Tyrone, smurg, Gus, Sophia, -a few others-, and MAXX himself! If any of you read this, please reply so that i can add you name to the list!
(P.s. In order for it to be legit, you have to have a gravatar and the name, AND a description of them in the gravatar info section, AAAAAAND must PROVE they are not fake by answering a question, if you do all that, you will be accepted into the LoM character team! )
-Xane the Assassin
SHANK!
Can I join?
What is your current record for standing on one leg?
wasnt it 5 million?
4287000, to be exact.
ok
Maple, y u look like Elder Fungus?
I hereby declare my complete independence from your group, as for all citizens of Goblintown.
Concerning this question of yours, you may address it to the Senate, so it can be answered democratically.
smurg, how ’bout this, you may partake in our conversations whenever you shall choose, and i will count you as part of the group, but you can remain independent. how bout that?
I hereby approve of the communication method between all present parties named “group”.
Also, please acknowledge the joined document, which is a non-responsibility and non-endorsement disclosure excluding myself and my concitizens from any action carried on by whole or part of the group.
(There is no such document yet, we are yet lacking a printing factory.)
Also, where is that group located? Is this a thing other than conceptual?
dude,you dont have to be so nerdy. i understand that you are trying to make the world a better place for goblins, but seriously.
also, the group is just on the internet, not an actual place.
What I meant is that these conversations kind of invade the comments section when extended like now. A few comments/interactions per publication is enough, and as long as they might be of interest or funny to many.
Current talks are about organization : this should be private. You mentioned a private group. Where is the internet location where this setup blabla could be achieved without encumbering the comments section?
As of the nerdiness, like you mentionned, I’m striving to free the goblins from the image and role the world imposes upon them. Under such consideration, we won’t mold ourselves from the will of vulgar naiads. ;p
all right fine, just at least make it understandable.
and i get your point on the length.
i also agree on…..WAIT A SECOND. did you just call me VULGAR???
The expression “vulgar naiads” could point to any individual naiad. If there is no such naiad in existence, it points to no one.
I understand from your statement that you yourself affirm yourself as vulgar? Your self-perception doesn’t concern the free thought of goblins. If you experience self-conflict or suffer from psychological bias, (including impulses of mass-murder), consult Hannah free of charge.
Pizza is also a great medicine.
By the way… WHERE IS HANNAH? O_O
we currently have: Xane, Aley, Xylan, Maple, Smurg, MAXX, Cyril, and nobody else/
also, i said forget the question thing.
Xane, how have you forgotten me?
i didn’t. you never showed your face in the comments before.
you xylan, whyd you call yourself the “lame king of the naiad” on your gravatar info?
Idk, Xylan the Lame sounds kinda great. lol.
it really doesnt…………..
Should be better now…
better. hey Xylan, have you seen my orange dagger anywhere? i cant find it anywhere…..
Oh, I’ve got it. Here ya go. And call the Pizza Service. I’m starving ._.
ok, im hungry too. lemme call them. huh. nothings happening.
wait a sec…….. the power cord is cut. Aley must have lazered it when he was here.
actually, forget the question thing.
Please can I join? Even though I may not be a main charachter, I still am one. Plus I can annoy miss Juniper.
you are already part of it.
Oops I didn’t remeber to refresh the page. Ignore that comment ^.
lel refresh fails
so maple, what do you do for fun? ( i think i know the answer already. )
Can i enter the party?
FINALLY. sure. you are now part of the LoM character team!
But first, ditch the bunny suit. It’s creepy
Don’t worry Xane. I’ll get Hannah
ME:HANNAH GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE XANE WANTS TO TALK
HANNAH:IM NOT TALKING TO HIM! STUPID NAIAD!
ME:I HAVE A WEAPON
*splutter er… well… I GET TARGETED BY SLIMES DON’T JUDGE ME!!!!
and your hair is bad… ha.
Hey Xane! Remember when we fought 300 years ago. I almost got ya there! But I just smoked bomb away. At least you still look….. the same
I need to join
current members are Xane, Aley, Xylan, Maple, and Smurg. we need more! where is everyone? ive seen maxx SOMEWHERE in the comments before… but where?
i gotta stop commenting so much in row… lel…
NeRdFESt Is sO CoOl BEacUse iT wiLL AlwAys Be UnEssEsAry!!!
*Cyril has joined.*
you… you are not the reaaaaaaal cyril…. you dont have a gravatar info thing…
or did you just forget.
Sorry, Flower was bothering me, so I forgot.
NeRdFeSt
y u no mentioon maxx or the quest or ANYTHING on your info page?
lemme guess, flower again?
yep.
i got no conversations to start now…
When can we go back home?
what do you mean go back home?
I want to go loot some more books from your dungeon library…
you STOLE them!
What? No! That’s- that’s preposterous! I w-would never do s-such a thing… uh oh.
you stole them. admit it.
If I admit the crime, will you not come here in the middle of the night and make Grated Cyril Powder?
dude, i KNOW you took them., if i wanted to kill you because of it, you would be dead already. and i thought you were the smart one in the group!
Well, I AM smart… but I’m wary about this sort of thing. I prefer to have a 10-mile radius between me and anyone with a sharp object. Ever wonder why Hannah is usually between me and Maxx?
Well, if you’ll let me keep the books… I’ll be back for more. 🙂
then a BIG sharp object will be waiting for you if you come back.
>:)
Well then, look out for the giant falling bunnies and the blinding chili powder!
…but then again, I forgot how to do half that stuff…
really man? i dodged your big fat bunny BEFORE and chili powder?
hhahahaa nope.
How about paprika? or CINNAMON?
no
FINE I’ll settle for nutmeg. Don’t make me send June over there, she has plenty of dirt to crush you with!
except shes WEAAAAK, i could kill her with a KITCHEN knife!
Hmm, that bargain needs some considering…
Maxx LOVES his new Muramasa. I could send him over there.
And don’t forget Hannah’s beheading ax.
i fought hannah before and kicked her ass. i fought YOU before and kicked your ass. i fought Maxx before and kicked his ass. AND I DID IT ALL AT THE SAME TIME. i REALLY doubt june would make a difference, and ive been getting faster and stronger.
Aww man, can’t I just have some books to read? Maxx doesn’t offer a very good life for an intellectual.
you have plenty dude………..
no really, how many did you take? i barely have any to read here!
Hold on a second, you LIKE reading? Would you like to join my book club? I only took 40…
of course i like reading, do you think xygvone was the only naiad that reads books?
and sure.
wait. FORTY? THEN WHAT HAPPEND TO THE OTHER 200 THAT WERE IN HERE? THERES ONLY 10 LEFT!
Let’s see… Thirty were burned when June crash landed… Forty by Aley’s stray lasers… Ten from June’s gunfire… And the last 70 were crushed by the Wrenchinator.
false, they werent even near the library when all that happend. and whats up with your name?
i gotta go be back soon
I sent the message from a different device.
Anyway, Flower says that you shouldn’t say that Rabbit Storm is a bad move, it’s just that the user was too bad to do it right…
Hey, wait a minute!
I AM CRASHING THIS PART- oh *bleep*. Aley, Maxx, AND Xane?!?! You know what, I making another account for Sophia.
Okay good. Maybe SHE can get my books from Xane!
CAN I JOIN?!?!?
Oops wrong profile.
CAN I JOIN?!?!?
You have to rename yourself as a LOM character.
Then you have to change your picture to the character’s face.
Lastly you have to change your info to that character’s profile.
Simply “Sophia” was already taken.
It would’ve been funny if your picture was the one with her crying.
ANYONE KNOW WHERE GUS IS? OR KNOW HOW TO BUILD A BOAT OUT OF WRENCHES?
Oh no, please don’t cry again Sophia! ;_; Until now, 100% of the time you cried, a goblin deserted our GreatNationInBecoming.
If you don’t cry, I’ll… hmm… I’ll give you a pat.
As of Gus, he’s absolutely not hidden in the shed behind the Drax. NOT THERE.
HEY XANE, DOESN’T SMURG NEED TO BRING YOU NEW PRISONERS?
Smurg, if she cries again, she’ll throw a WRENCH in your plans! HA HA HA
AND SMURG, ok… *starts to cry*
Nonononononononono, you’re not crying sweetie! You think you are, but you’re not! See? *pat pat*
You’re a good girl and a great mechanic! And I LOVE YOU DEARLY! All is fine.
*sniffle sniffle* Does he want to turn in his buddy band?*sniffle sniffle*
No, no, I’m certain that he loves his buddy bracelet!
(oops, I’m failing here as a mediator… :/ I should change the subject)
But hey, what about this wrenches-boat? This, is sooooo interesting, tell us more!
‘Sweetie’? “Good girl’? I LOVE YOU DEARLY?”
umm… Smurg? Do you want me to get Zok over here to help you?
*is crying* I WANT GUS! *While walking away, trips over the drax and accidentally opens the door* WHAT’S IN HERE?
(Pssst Cyril… If she cries, who knows what will happen? You might get hurt a lot you know… and our GreatNationInBecoming might all burn at once.
Now tell her something nice.)
GUS!!! Why isn’t he moving? Oh ya, WE NEED SOMEONE TO BE GUS.
FINE. Hey Sophia, I remember Gus saying to me the other day that he really loves your boat design! (Heaven knows I don’t) So please stop talking, Lord Smurg needs his sanity.
Don’t go in there! There’s nothing there really, except… boring… documents… about future laws.
And until you find the original Gus, I’m pretty certain Cyril here will make an excellent substitute.
There, Cyril! I present you to your new friend!
*walks away
wait a second…………………………………
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LIAR!!! GUS WAS IN THE SHED!!! PARTY POOPER! PARTY POOPER!
HEY CYRIL! WANT A BOOK STEALING WRENCH-BOT?
Well- um- I think- um- GOTTA GO BYE! *slams door. Screams, runs where I stored my books and I start reading the thickest one.*
Wait a second… Sophia! Do you HATE the Naiad?
OF COURSE NOT! SO DO YOU WANT ONE OR NOT?
Sure. Can it also hurt arrogant, skilled Naiad generals?
No. *robot steals half of Cyril’s stolen books and gives them to Xane.*
IT WORKS!!!
>:(
You can snap my arms off,
You can degrade my manliness,
but NO ONE, and I MEAN NO ONE can STEAL MY BOOKS!
THEN I GUESS YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GET WITHIN 10 MILES OF XANE!!!
AND WHERE IS SMURG? I NEED TO TALK TO HIM?
HEY WAIT A SECOND GUYS. THIS GROUP IS FOR ACTUAL CHARACTERS ONLY! NO FAKERS ASKING OTHER PEOPLE TO “PLAY” OTHERS! THATS FAKE!
AND CAN SOMEONE please (ALREADY CAPS) BE GUS?
*Walks in and greets Cyril*
Cyril, you are cordially invited to join our movement toward FreedomToBeRegardlessOfPastArbitraryConceptions. This will allow you to stop worrying about your “manliness”, and just be anything you are.
*Hears Sophia requesting him*
Hum, I really have to go! I have to… go vote. For our next… hum…. for… for a vacant administrative post.
*Runs away*
(But where is Gus? The Goblin Council urgently needs him NOW!)
HEY YOU, SMURG!!! GET BACK HERE! I NEED YOU TO TEST OUT MY NEWEST INVENTION- THE DIPLOMACY WRENCH! WHILE HOLDING IT, YOUR DIPLOMACY SHOULD BE A LOT BETTER THAN IT IS ALREADY!
p.s. write your response bellow.
HEY WAIT A SECOND GUYS. THIS GROUP IS FOR ACTUAL CHARACTERS ONLY! NO FAKERS ASKING OTHER PEOPLE TO “PLAY” OTHERS! THATS FAKE!
Can I join in the party?
OF COURSE! THE MORE THE MERRIER!!!
Remmy was taken, so i needed to add angel.
WHY DO YOU THINK I’M “THEMECHANIC”?
Because you no had chocolate milk?
wait a second…
Yes…
Xane (Who is the leader of this group) said you have to make your “about me” tell about your character in first person view. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING WRITTEN IN YOUR ABOUT ME.
Hey everyone Cyril is back!
Flower told me to “finally do some exercise you fat bag of bones” so I went biking with Hannah. So, how’s it goin everyone?
Thank you Smurg for your kind gesture of letting me join the FreedomToBeRegardlessOfPastArbitraryConceptions, or FTBROPAC, and welcome, Remiel!
@sophiathecreepymechanic
i DO have stuff written in my about me. idiot. im gonna show the url
http://gravatar.com/xanetheassasian
yo remmy! wanna join the LoM Character team?
I think Sophia meant that for Remiel, the new guy.
I MEANT REMMY! HIS IS SO SMALL I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T HAVE ONE. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS? ALSO, I BOUGHT YOU HALF OF THE BOOK CYRIL STOLE!
Sophia. If you know maxx as the Chosen one. Meet me! Trifost, the very FIRST chosen one. Feel glad now!?
UNTIL YOU DO, NO THIS GROUP FOR YOU.
REMMY WANTS TO JOIN!
AND SMURG INVITED YOU TO SOMETHING!
AREN’T YOU SCARED REMMY IS HERE?
calm the hell down
sorry
LoM character group CURRENT MEMBERS:
Xane, Aley, Xylan, Maple, Smurg, MAXX, Cyril, Sophia, and Remmy.
so what’s the question?
where the hell IS Gus? ( THE REAL GUS, NOT A FAKER PRETENDING TO BE GUS)
i said FORGET THE QUESTION
Well, Well, here’s the gang.
I automatically join the LoM crew, cuz ya know… I’m kinda the most important character in this comic…
That you have to ask me for me to join?
also, I brought you the books Cyril stole.
half of them, that is.
anyone want to start an ACTUAL conversation?
how sharp is your blade?
sharp enough to kill, not sharp enough to cut through titanuim.
Who here has freaked out over giant ancient libraries at least twenty times in their life?
i dont even understand that.
Exactly. Who here wants to join my book club? Xane already joined. Anyone else.
how fast are you?
and no thanks Cyril. Anyone want to join my wrench club?
i can run twice as fast as Xylan, or roughly 200 km per hour
“wrench club” sounds like a weapon of war.
I can run 1 km per hour!
But when it involves corrupt bunnies, it’s 40 km.
you can also go from 0 to up a tree in 1 second flat.
I live in a library…
How many people have you killed?
None, but I HAVE been killed! Right, Remiel?
ITS OVER…
my comment was cut off… >:(
I was asking Xane.
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many BOOKS have you read, Xane?
ive read 4262 books in my life. SO FAR.
Okay I want arms in my picture again. I’m going to change it.
O yeah HIGH FIVE XANE
True.
How many families?
?
How many families have you killed Xane?
no idea.
why are you asking? are you some sort of insane mass murder who is also very super mega ultra creepy and a stalker?
And is it really a 0% chance I’m related to anyone you killed or is it like a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance?
I’m Sophia! that’s why.
probably closer to 0.01 % to be completely honest
Sophia fits that description…
I READ THAT!
If you can read, how come you dont want to join my book club?
Can I join? I’m following you always. Thank you for creating me, Cyril.
Please.
GUESS WHO JUST JOINED THE PARTY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I DID (i’m drunk)
And are you really 1 part crazy, 2 parts insane?
more like 1 insane 1 part crazy and 1 part actually OK.
like right now.
No, Maxx is. Xane is double.
what?
Trust me Xane, when you know Maxx like I do, YOU WOULD KNOW.
Cyril, you don’t want to say that…
Sophia, you haven’t been with him enough to know.
Maxx is 1 part adventurous and 2 partsjust plain stupid
lol
be right back guys, i gotta go take a bath.
just keep chatting.
Where’s Tyrone?
if you say anything about me while im gone, ill end you. bye!
Cyril
Hmm… that makes more sense.
Heeeeey, everyone, ITS TYRONE!
Do you have a spell for a WRENCH storm?
WHAT SOPHIA? I’M TRYING TO READ GONE WITH THE WIND HERE
ACK acidentally changed my email!
Tyrone do you know what it’s like to have chili powder in your face?
Hopefully Maxx is 3 parts bowl of two goldfish.
Okay… Xane is like a thousand… (ELDER DISCOUNT!) He take’s his baths in the dungeon… He talks to himself sometimes… He creates drama for the comic… His sand shark hands are ripped off some innocent wax statue… Next, he was crushed by A GIANT BUNNY… and… The reason he’s so crazy is becuz he wuz kicked out of BOARDING SCHOOL and he had to be home(more like dungeon) schooled for all his life. Finally, He’s a wierdo and my favorite character in the comic besides the Merchant.
Uhhhhhhhh…
Also, IN YO’ FACE!! You can’t keep me out of this
AH!!! YOUR PROFILE PHOTO!!!
Sophia in the email bar I accidentally added a !
Also, Tyrone you need to change your profile photo to Tyrone in order to join.
So, Cyril, can you cast a WRENCH storm?
Nah, Flower doesn’t think I’m good enough yet.
He knows I told him
im back!
hey tyrone, ive added you to the LoM Character team! welcome!
Did you remember to use the soap?
can you cast a GUS storm?
Geez, that’s level 62! Even Flower can barely do that!
And I did respawn…
Tyrone add some ‘about me’ stuff.
HEEEEY EVERYONE ITS TYRONE!
Can someone get me out of here?
I’m reeeeealy sick of Remiel. When will he learn that angel babes are out of my league?
hey man…. remember me? *flashbacks of stabbing him for not putting anchovies on the pizza* heheh…
Tyrone, shouldn’t you have respawned by now?
I can be makink ze time machine.
Oh, I know it. Thats why i tryed to do it.
Can you do a Cyril storm?
Dude! that wasn’t cool! You could’ve at least goven me a tip!
hey Tyrone, you respawned AGES ago….
Sophia, please, the adults are trying to talk.
can you?
how old is everyone anyway?
gtg. be back in from 1 hour to 20 min.
bye
how old is everyone anyway??
I don’t even KNOW anymore…
how about you tyrone?
Er… 23? Only God knows…
im 1002
This is the longest reply wall EVER
EJ? What happened, Tyrone?
I did respawn…
I GET TARGETED BY SLIMES STOP JUDGING ME!!! *cries in corner
I wonder if Lord Jesse is getting mad at all these comments.
I get targeted by everything!
if he was mad, he would ask us to stop…..
anyone got a topic to talk about?
anyone?
ummm…. books?
no.
When the comics gonna air
also no.
wed. and fri.
hello
hey sophia, how old are you?
Hey go packers
????
I was just popping in. gtg.
And I don’t know. I’m either 5 or 23.
ok……anyone got a topic to talk about?
How I’m gonna build the boat. and I mean how in the world how, not me building it how.
ummmm… i dont know. maybe Cyril or Tyrone have some ideas….
How about our backstories?
good idea! you start
I read a lot in my childhood. However, my parents didn’t like me very much and abandoned me in a desert. After that, I had to practice some survival skills I had read about recently. I had to hide in a hole every night while the zombies roamed. And during the day, I slept. This went on for many years, and I was miserable. And then Maxx came…
i was born into the Naiad Royal family, not too long before the great war, later i learned of my insane speed which not many other naiads get.
a little while after that i learned some water magic and now i can control water as well as i can breathe.
so Cyril.
werent you gonna change your image? make it a close-up like ours.
I WAS TOO ENERGETIC SO MY FAMILY SENT ME AWAY. THEN I WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE NAIAD AND I BULKED UP THEIR BASE FOR MY FREEDOM, WHICH I DIDN’T GET SO WHEN GUS CAME WE ESCAPED MY IMPENETRABLE MASTER PIECE THE END.
People don’t really know alot about my life story, so here it is. I was born on another continent with some boring parents. I didn’t have the best childhood. I was bullied by some of the other kids at my school for various reasons. My regular retort (“I can party better than you”) didn’t usually work on them. So, I snuck away on a boat to this continent for a new life with some new people. Remiel came up to me as I entered and told me I was immortal. Of course I thought that was amazing, but I didn’t realize I could still die. I learned that after some fairy “BWEENED” me. Not pleasant. I haven’t had much luck since I came here. It’s hard, ya know? I put on the self-assured attitude because…well, I feel alone. I really need a hug, honestly.
your back. got any topics?
Hey, Cyril, what the heck are “Packers”?
They help make Ale. They crushed some Birds yesterday.
I dont remember my back story.
How about what’s gonna become of the village?
And Tyrone, you were eaten by zombies before the Aley fiasco.
naaah…..
Cyril, i meant a NICE close-up!
Maybe I can beink useful to this group?
This IS a nice closeup! What’s wrong with it?
GUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gus! wanna join the LoM Character team?
Sophia! HE’S HERE.
gus! wanna join the LoM Character team??
I vill join ze team.
Oh no. Not ze mechanic.
eh… Juniper?
I don’t remember zombies… I have guns. Zombies are stupid.
When you were preparing to talk to the nurse (her name is the only one I can’t remember.)
How about the upcoming trip to hell, Sophia?
Eh… what?
Cyril, why are you crying?
Wait. While I was in purgatory, I saw a beautiful girl… she was waiting for something…or someone
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Dumped Title Card music plays*
Cyril, i meant a NICE close-up! thats depressing.
GUS IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyril… your close up is sad and depressing.
GUSSY GUS!!! COME ON!!! LET’S GO HAVE FUN!!!
There. This is when I made a bunny WITh MY VERY OWN TWO HANDS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Were did Gus go?
Should we relocate our conversation to the new post?
what do you mean?
yes
Gus, finally! We have rejoiced at your coming. The GoblinNation requests you use your genius at your own will the best of our future! Will you thereupon consent to this proposition? In exchange, you’ll be offered food and shelter*** and praise.
***Conditions may apply. Shelter doesn’t include protection from some mechanics.
Oh Cyril you mean me? Thanks for that, I feel my life has a purpose thanks to you.
darn, i’m second.
Also, i expected Cyril to be magicing (this is not a word. but now it is because i want to) the enemies.
I even pushed the “Donate” button instead of the Post Comment one, you weren’t close.
because i just randomly check the comic, not refresh it exactly every 3.4927349502358350346524530598433594 seconds.
That’ll leave a mark.
I can’t wait for them to reach the world border and just be like “Huh. Now what?”
That will never happen. This is Legend of Maxx, not Terraria. Jesse told that this world is a little different than the original Terraria world.
They’ll just enter a new world when they reach the border
I think the orange one was Moron, and the green one was Stinkwad.
What? Sorry, Cyril I missed that last part. There’s a shark on your face. Serene? Was that it? Hmm. Not what I’d call it, but okay! The wizard knows best! 😀
I’m surprised that they made it through there without encountering any problems… It’s a bit suspicious. Oh, well. Thanks, Jesse, for not dragging it out through a bunch of comics. (Though that would have been okay too. I’m just glad the plot is moving fast again. It’s great to have a change of scenery. 🙂 )
*both of them are stinkwad and moron.
Also, Hannah’s gonna need a lot more than surgery to fix that mess of a battle wound for Cyril. 😐
exactly.
Let’s just hope she didn’t leave home without that coins-health pot thing that she revealed in the interviews!
Panel 9: Is cyril’s face supposed to be paler than normal?
I think it was in that one panel because he was probably expecting death and destruction at the shore
Glad you like the pacing! I wanted to move things on a little bit, since all the travelling was back-tracking. I figure there will be humor enough in comics to come that I don’t need to stretch things out! Especially since I do plan on concluding things at some point in the future.
Is Maple a boy or girl? Some people say “she is a girl” and others say “”he is a boy”.
Maple is a girl, and Poa is a boy.
wrong way dude. maple is a boy and poa is a girl.
YOU FAIL
Well I’m naturally lame. I’m just following my lame instincts.
Actually, if you look at Maple’s vines, they are more similar to June’s (including covering a certain place on the chest) than Poa’s.
No. *robot steals half of Cyril’s stolen books and gives them to Xane.*
wrong string
I hate to rain on your guy’s parade, but I think that your Legend of Maxx conversation took up 1/3 of the page.
1/2
Wow… It’s nice seeing the Corruption in 1.3 version.
So did they actually travel, or is June just imagining this?
it feels like June’s Imagination… almost… well why not??
Because Cyril went on his utterly worthless monologue about the ocean only to be attacked by a shark. june wouldn’t imagine that…
note: After I typed this out and read I realized that yes. She would imagine that..
DID I JUST HEAR CYRIL SAY ITS NICE SEEING THE CORRUPTION!?!
Am I the only one who’s wondering why Cyril’s arm cast momentarily appears in the 7th panel?
he tripped while running away from the GIGANTIC WASP!!!!
bruised his arm…
Probably because of the giant hornet
He means why the cast only appears in that panel, And not after.
It’s because alot of time is passing so inbetween panels is probably 3 days.
Also, cyril could have broken his arm while pointing…
Remember comic #357? He broke his arm wiping out a grease stain…
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And his arms fell of just by hitting a piece of ore with a pickaxe.
He didn’t even get that far; they popped off just swing the pick over his head.
that was pretty much my first experience in the ocean.
The first trip to ocean I had was when I found a water chest so I tried getting it. I failed miserably as the sharks ate my body to bits.
First trip to the ocean I had was when I found a water chest so I tried getting it. I failed miserably as shark ate my body to bits. Also how do I delete a comment where I used my twitter account on?
wana bet that cyril is going to be the new Fire Nation emperor?? they be like… he wields the magic of FIRE!!!! all hail the emperor…
The emperor of dealing with every disaster by being a meat shield!
Hey tobtob!
Wazzzzuuuuupppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!
And as emperor, you get thrown in lava!
Cyril: Nononononoononononononono
Remiel(anyone remember him?): You’re only allowed three-HOLY $#!T Wall of Flesh. I’m out. Peace.
Lord Blanka (My Terraria Character, who looks like Blanka himself, but wearing Beetle Armor): F@#$ YOU, REMIEL!
*_(Lord Blanka gets out a Terra Blade and slices Remiel into tiny, itty-bity pieces…)*_
Remiel’s immortal, remember?
Jesse doesn’t ever need to end the comics because it could be based on the updates and maxx doin’ stupid stuff after he gets the swords!
Cyril must be twins with master bait.
My bad, I was meaning to say that Cyril and Master bait must be twins.
Master bait, hehehe
More like Apprentice bait… hehehe
You know, because he is an apprentice wizard?
Also, I think that the magic flower somehow willed all those creatures into attacking him. As some sort of cruel pay back for being eaten and forced to live inside cyril’s “smelly head”
Maple, Poa, so good to see you again.
Hmm.
There were sharks, but they weren’t sandy or capable of being gloves.
Thou hast failed the public?
no no no.
Sharks are sandy and capable of being gloves in their infancy.
We are seeing an adult shark there. The sandy ones only spawn and roam directly beyond the world border.
And they weren’t sand shark gloves, they were sand shark HANDS.
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*chomp chomp chomp*
I wonder if Cyril being mauled by a shark will be followed with something to. To with the duke (duke fishron) even though tish would satisfy many what with being that everyone like watching Cyril impaled horrifically and all but since the duke (duke fishron) is a hardmode boss this probably isn’t going to happen
Heheh.. I’ll be waiting for you chosen one. That Xane is no threat compared to me.
Are you Ocram?
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Or are you Cthulhu?
I think he’s ACK!!! *Drops to the floor, seaming to be dead*
Hey mystery, I had a message for you:
ILL SNAP YOUR SPINE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE YOU LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT WEAKILING! YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!
But, you were crushed by a jet and were nearly killed.
He wasn’t even injured.
If anything, it might be the cultist.
Shame he didn’t have his own audacious soundtrack.
I think it’s audacious?
I dunno.
EVERYWHERE HE GOES, EVERYWHERE I SAY! btw Jesse, will you actually use the WALL OF BLADES
I read this at school and my friends haven’t realized this comment is me.
So…
So sad is the fate of Cyril…destined to lay in a puddle of death, surviving each encounter.
Maple and Poa, it’s been months since we’ve seen you! <3
İs dat gravity falls reference
Where?
Where?
Where?
Yeah, where!?
?erehW
Don’t spam.
Wherr
Maple: Mable
BATTLE STRING!
BAAAAAATLE STRIIIIIING!!!
Battle…string?
NOOOO PLEASE NO SPAM
The battle string is a string of comments where we have a word battle using our imagination!
GUYS jesse likes REAL feedback! find a different site or go on steam chat to do roleplaying! please!
I’m not spamming, I just don’t know what battle string is.
Oh. Can I join?
SURE! I just need you to read the battle string in the last comic so you know what’s going on.
P.S. if this becomes a wiki discussion I will be happy.
P.P.S. If your name is Tyrone you can not stop being killed.
Hue, hue, hue! Anyways, back to business. *Still riding around in the Wrench tank terminating anyone I see.*
*Still with The Battle Wrench teamed up with tobtob, exploring, destroying my enemies, killing Tyrone.*
And yes someone named themselves Tyrone.
* New guy appears and starts saying an incantation. No one knows what he’s doing until he fires his last prism and incinerates Tyrone.*
*sees new guy.* “New guy, dead ahead! Chaaaaaaarge!!!” *Starts spamming wrenches at ObscureOdin.*
*Gets whacked on the head and says,”Ok, stop! You win! No wait it’s a tie!” Gets whacked again and gets knocked out.*
Why am I dying so much?
Gives tobtob mini shark as peace offering and runs
WHERE IS MY MINI SHARK?!?! Sure pretty much every one who plays Xbox has a S.D.M.G. (and yes it was added before It was a moon lord drop), BUT I STILL NEED A PEACE OFFERING! *Shoots a explosive wrench under Tyrone, blasting him towards the sun at the speed of light, giving him 8 minutes to think about his life before he dies.*
Simply moves away from wrench and give pizza
offer accepted
*Uses pizza to get Sand Shark Gloves*
Hehe… yeah, we don’t have S.D.M.G.
you dont have an S.D.M.G? i have all machine guns! clockwork, chain, mini, mega, everythin
anyway…*buys 1000 battle wrenches* *destroys approximately 546084975000 lihzard bricks* *grabs 5000 flame traps 5000 spike ball traps 5000 spear traps* amma build a hell cruiser and im hirin a crew 😀 unless nobody joins and ill have to resort to zombies and vampires :/. its gonna be filled with bunny cannons and cannons and dynamite and stuff! battle wrench cannon, battle wrench cannon cannon, flamethrowers! spike ball rain!and it can fly yaaaay! the blueprints are based off the hellboat but 50x bigger and made with lihzard bricks! and best of all… TWO ICE CREAM MAKERS!
Sign me up!
You will be my first mate! Now all we need are the sugar cones for the ice cream…
I actually expected someone to complain about the bunny cannons… Ah well time to test the weapons *launches spike balls* *spike balls bounce everywhere and kills everything* *Tyrone goes near the group and says* “FINALLY I DIDNT DIE!!! Well hello Guys! My name is Ty…” *gets hit by 100 spike balls* ahh the cruel twists of fate… I forgot to add the Machine guns to the blueprint.. Ill just add them to the front and back deck… Thee we go
I KNOW!!! WHY DON’T WE ADD A BATTLE WRENCH CANNON CANNON CANNON?
OR SENTRY STYNGER CANNONS?
OR SENTRY BATTLE WRENCH CANNON CANNONS?
ALSO, WANT SOME SHARK HANDS?
i made megashark cannon cannon shark hands
btw tyrone has to die by accident or by natural spawning mobs for his death to count
Me join! *jumps on boat.* Let’s add death wrenches! *Builds death wrench battle machine of death.* I’m MetalBeard!
…and this all started by throwing a dirt block at someone?
*weeps in corner for starting something horrible*
Wakes up and says ” sorry for incinerating Tyrone,can I get on the ship?
1. Tyrone, I installed air conditioning, one of the air circulation types, so you did not blow us up.
2. Dark Aeon, join us on this boat and all will be forgiven. Just don’t let Maxx on. And don’t forget I spawned him. so be careful.
I might just sit back and watch for a bit.
*sips delicious tea*
tyrone didnt you just get spiked by a hundred spike balls?
we need one more crew member to start the ship. aeon you in or not?
by the way its a docked megacruiser not a boat. it has advanced propulsion based thrusters with 700,000t of force in each one
I KNOW! I’LL MAKE ONE THAT IS A JETPACK!!!!111 *Forces one on Tyrone deep space, a remotely triggers it.* WOW! A BLACK HOLE!!! Wait, where’s Tyrone?
* appears out of no where and kills everyone.* THE END!
Um… Xane, why did when you appeared out of nowhere you chose to stand next to the black hole? oh ya- we are I’m in deep, black space and black hols are black. ANYWAY, if you do the impossible and escape the black hole, to do which you would have to go MUCH faster than LIGHT because you have a mass, you would turn into another black hole right because you would have infinite mass at the speed of light. so your dead either way. and I figured out what happened to Tyrone.
*”THAT’S IT!”, I yell and I take my familiar clothes off to reveal nebula armor and uses lunar portal staff to teleport Xane some where other than here and then uses portal gun to get on ship.*
ALARM UNFAMILIAR LIFE FORMS DETECTED!!!
ACTIVATE THREAT SENSORS!!!
Oh yeah i forgot to tell about the security…
ALPHA THREAT DETECTED!!! ACTIVATE SECURITY MEASURE 76283-BH101!!!
I have no idea what its saying but i will just go with the flow
ACTIVATE MIND CONTROLLED GOLEMS!!!
*40 Mind Controlled Golems Appear out of the blue and start shooting fire and blasting fists at Xane and Odin*
They only attack intruders. You should have signed before you went into the cruiser.
*40 fireballs go at odin and he burned in less than a fraction of a nanosecond*
*Xane using his somewhat impressive skills to dodge most fireballs but gets hit in the arm by a fireball and he drops his sword whilst his arm wrinkles to the point of it being completely useless and unregeneratable*
Thats gonna leave a mark
Sorry for the walls of text.
I am Filipino so i use asian time.
So i try to keep up with large walls of text.
Anyway… DEATH AND DESTRUCTION EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Too bad, I killed everyone and used my PURE BADASS ENERGY to escape the black hole. So long suckas!
Congrats Xane, you are now a black hole. Wait… OH *BLEEP*
Calm down everyone. This conflict can be settled peacefully. There is no reason behind acting like primitive barbarians.
Shizzlord the Undyable appears out of nowhere!
Unfortunately for shizzlord, the force of the golems’ fists and fire balls blew the ship up and everyone died
However god got bored of peace and resurrected everyone to fight MOAR
*gets in death battle wrench suit.* “Take this, Xane!” *obliterates Xane before he destroys the ship.*
hey Smurg, please stay out of this, i know its not neo-goblin and its “barbaric”, but no-ones actually getting hurt here.
BARBARIANS! ATTACK! *kill everyone but the goblins with ummm Barbarian weapons and stuff
*everyone except for Xane and Smurg get’s on the the head by falling wrench- Tyrone’s is lethal* SORRY!
Is kicked.out of heaven for dying to much
*Same thing as before* SORRY!!!
*Decides if he’s not allowed on the ship , he”ll just ask Zane if he can join, since he has all 4 endgame armor and weapons and obviously not wanted on the ship.
I meant to ask Xane if I could join him.
inb4 next cominc is maple and poa
To be honest, I like this comic posting schedule.
More comics qicker!
My life has 10000x more joy with this comic being updated again. Welcome back jesse!
Everything looks so much better in 1.3!
COMMENCE THE BATTLE STRING!!!
Already did.
Look at the posting time
So happy to see this going again! I’ve enjoyeded this much. Can’t wait for the new puns and jokes that come straight out of the new updates and stuff. New WORLD new CONTENIENT woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Battle string?
Seriously though what’s battle string
look earlier
I say it is spam because Jesse wants real feedback not some role playing.
what kind of life do you live? you cant even have some fun once in a while? spam refers to useless information and/or files that nobody ever asked for. on the other hand battle strings are simple role playing games that are relevant to some. Jesse wants us to have fun. and look at ALL these comments and tell me what percentage of this entire comment section says “JESSE LUV UR COMICS SO MUCH BRUHHH”. less than 10%? 5%? just shut up cause haters gonna hate.
You shouldn’t wax poetic in immediate vicinity to sharks.
At least I think it’s sharks. That’s not how sharks usually work IRL though, so maybe it’s a robotic laser shark.
Ah Cyril, when you win, you still fail.
Cyril is just a danger magnet isn’t he?
Freaking. Sharks.
Damnable things make the EoW look easy.
agreed
Yes.
Wait, has Gus suddenly acquired Stockholm Syndrome with Jesse telling us, ’cause I fail to see how that position with Sofia could be forced upon anybody.
Ahh… Cyril. I’d feel bad for you, but at this point it’s almost as if you were asking for that to happen.
was cyril always suchn accident just waiting to happen? i think you went a bit far with the “cyril is going to get hurt no matter what he does all the freaking time”… 😛
THIS IS NOTHING.
Hey! Dun hack into meh gravatar! I’m totally going to Gabe…
Never ending torture to cyril
YES!!!!! they reached my second favorite biome in Terraria…. the ocean…so lovely until sharks and orcas and start annoying you
Jesse have you ever considered making a video on the process you use to make comics?
im thinking of animating tlom… it might be hard with the sprites
DO IT! DOITDOITDOIT!!!
Jeez, imagine when maxx gets a temltest staff. SO MANY SHARKS!
You know what I’m wondering? I wonder if when Jesse reveals the Gossamer Sword that Cenx and the rest of Re-Logic left on the development of Terraria would add it as a weapon on Terraria just like the Hammush.
I just realized something.
Cyril died in the first few comics.
NPCs Names change when they re-spawn.
What was Cyril’s name before he died?
Guidey, bro.
Cyril is Cyril and will forever more be Cyril the coward
I waz trying to comment on DO IT CLICK MY NAME plz ignore this I pressed the wrong botton
🙂
Wow, in 8 hours the amount of comments jumped from 135 to 226.
Disregard this comment
Hey guys I’m maxx from da comic I couldn’t figure out how you change pics oh well at least I’ll soon get sand shark hands also JESSE WHAT THE **** I LOVE JUNE WHY YOU GET RID OF MY LOVE FOR HER DUUUUDE P.S I was actually considering joining the niade but I didn’t P.P.S I think guidey is just a wimp and all ways walks into trouble P.P.S.S bai!
JUST CLICK YOUR PROFILE PICTURE WHEN TYPING A COMMENT. THE ONE NEXT TO YOUR INFORMATION (email, nickname, and website).
youre not real!
P.P.P.S.S who’s tyrone? P.P.P.S.S.SS bai!
youre fake maxx the player! we already HAVE a maxx!
Ghhhh Chang Gargh
(Can I join)
Hi
Hey jesse! Keep up the good work with the comics dude! 😀
I think you should ask the developers to add the gossamer sword to terraria. It’d be really cool!
Grr gagagh translation: hello giantbunny
494TH!!!!!!
more cyril abuse! fun! good comic jesse
In all my years, This was the most amusing trip.
Du-nu