June briefly mentioned being a trombonist way back in her canon-not-canon interview– looks like she was being serious! Though something tells me she only practiced it so she could go ‘bwwaaAAHH’ in people’s faces at inappropriate times.
Also, as a bass clarinetist I can confirm that Maxx was right and that the bass clarinet is the best instrument ever invented.
-Jesse
And then Jesse wasn’t heard of ever again….
Rip in rest, Jesse.
Yes. Rest in peace in rest indeed. Rest in peace in rest English.
… I know what English is, and I never contributed to its downfall, no matter what,
You guys are all wrong….
It’s OBVIOUSLY “Rip in Pepperonis”
Nonono, it’s RIP in peace.
Es.
I notice I havent been mentioned in a while.
Wait.. You’re ALIVE?
Aley, there’s no need to put “Non-comic”. Because you originated from the comic sooo no need 🙂 .
Aley you finally made a tom Collins! Conglaturations!!!
Is that a challenge? I can take you down Doctor! Come on, let’s go, fist fight, mano a mano. SHUT UP!
look at the drink in June’s hand, that isn’t an ale mug, and a tom collins is in a tall skinny glass and looks yellow, like what June is holding!
***How is that a challenge???
Yes I am still alive. Im still waiting for that site in which you customize your avatar. It won’t load on my corrupt computer.
Why did my sprite Change?
And that is why it won’t load. A corrupt computer always screws everything up. It might have sounded like you chose the darkness, but instead all you did was screw yourself over. Here, have a regular computer so things will load faster. Corrupt computers hate everyone anyway.
*Still Alive from portal starts playing in the background*
I have feeling that the naida will come back to mug June’s face
Thanks for the compute. But it still won’t work. 🙁
Correct, you haven’t been mentioned. Because I STABBED YOU WITH MY VAMPIRE KNIVES, YOU WITCH!!! Huff, huff, huff, huff, sorry, need to calm down.
I get the I will get my instruments pun.
“As an actor, my body is my instrument.”
…
“OW! My instrument!”
Lol I said nothing
You said
Legend of Korra reference?
You made him disappear! You monster.
Jesse, do you have some sort of problematic childhood memory related to gift cards?
Bass clarinet is indeed better i play clarinet so i should know
Screw you,(not really, sorry ’bout that) the TRUMPET is better!
Bah. Violin instrument is best instrument.
I play the piaano its better than all of those
.MID can play ALL of those!
Great a flame war , thx june :3
“piaano” is my favorite!
Double Bass is by far the best!!!!
The keybord is sooooo the best guys,
KEYBOARD=THE BEST
I’ve a Chain Gun, Beetle Armor, and Razorpine, wanna bet your life on whose instrument is the best?
That is quite possibly the worst combination of melee armor, a gun and a magic weapon ever.
The Chain Gun is the best, same with Razorpine, and Beetle Armor that Tanks.
because i tend to use Explosive Ammo with my ranged character, i had to give him the terra-blade…
Oh please, you have no chance against Shivers the Frost Hydra, my Possessed Hat(chet), my Vampire Knives, my Flairon, my North Pole, my MENACING Ankh Shield plus my WARDING Magma gauntlet and my MENACING Warrior’s emblem with my WARDING Charm of myths, and my MENACING Fishron wings, and my Beetle Armor, defensive OR offensive set, still will eat your chain gun and spit out 10 Iron bars, and shove your razorpine RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT. Also I prefer TF2 to CoD, Halo, and GoW.
Happy New Year!
Dude, Scourge of the Corruptor is FAR better than the Vampire Knives. Maybe not in PVP, but against normal enemies, everything dies in a matter of seconds. Literally every non-boss mob on the screen is dead in less than a minute. It’s great.
Also, why the heck do you still have a warrior emblem? That’s like a hardmode noob accessory.
If only I had a blizzard staff to accompany my weapons. Bah, you’d best have an avenger emblem if you’d use an emblem at all.
Well, my MENACING Celestial Emblem is sure to help out my WARDING Magic Cuffs, WARDING Hoverboard, and WARDING Celestial Stone. Oh, and my ARMORED Paladin’s Shield. Blizzard Staff, can I trade my Snowman Cannon– Oh wait. I have a Snowman Cannon.
FEEL THY WRATH OF THY IV ROCKETS!!!
Anyways, I suck at PVP, cuz of some reason.
Crap. Oh well, Happy New Years.
It actually makes more of a difference when the weapons start getting stronger. It can boost it by a pretty sane amount when you have other buffs, like offensive beetle armor and fire gauntlets. And think of it this way: a menacing warrior’s emblem is better for a melee only user than the avenger emblem. so look it up before you screw it up, bro.
Still a new year that I want to be happy!
I’m a Mage. Does that say anything? I also have the Beetle armor (Tank) along with Tiki armor, and the two versions of Spectre head items (mask, hood) along with Spectre armor. I am a Mage, but I just want the defense that Spectre armor doesn’t give. And that’s a lot. If I screw up again, well, hurl me like a madman in PVP.
I’ll porbably lose, somehow.
So we’re comparing terraria equipment now? I’ve played it for 2203 hours. I have beaten every aspect of the game with every conceivable combination of equipment, and best of all, I legitimately got an enchanted sword, the rarest weapon in the game.
Also, I have 6 current endgame characters (I delete most of them after beating duke fishron) that are: Tank melee, rocket ranged, bullet ranged, misc ranged, damage magic, and healing magic, each with the best equipment possible.
…I have a life.
First off, the Arkhalis is rarer than the Enchanted Sword. Second, LAST PRISM TO YOUR HEART DIFFKEKIGIHKGGKFOCIDGJKBIDSKDKBIVKDKDOVF.
Hi!
But seriously, the synthesizer is obviously the best instrument
i Second Epsilon’s vote fer teh violin… {The Elder Scrolls IV Music}
Lol I play on IOS and I have about 120 greater healing pots. And full Dragon Armor with a Terra Blade
And 2 other freinds one with a Unreal MegaShark with Explosive Bullets and full Shroomerite. The other has full Spectral (not spectre), a Rainbow Rod that does about 90 damage, Terra Blade, Sniper rifle, Golden Shower, and of course a Magnet Sphere, and a 80 damage Flower of Fire.
PS. I also have a Sniper Rifle
I want Ichor!(storm)
You mean “Golden Shower”, Twister?
My system gave that as a reasonable option, @_@
I also play the clarinet
Yes this is the kind of thought invoking constructive criticism that Jesse hopes to see here I mean this is almost worse that that “first” crud
Your comment is no better.
THIS IS TRUE
I play sax its like clarinet just better (much better)
magical harp beats all
TROM-BONE! TROM-BONE!! TROM-BONE!!!
Nope, sorry, RECORDER beats anything!
TRUM-PET! TRUM-PET! TRUM-PET! TRUM-PET!
Electric bass fools
Nope, still not as good as recorder (or bass clarinet, for that matter).
Your all wrong. A BASS CANNON is the best. Why? It is weaponized music, just like the Magical Harp
screw all of ur instruments… OCARINA OF TIME RULES THEM ALL!!!!!!
R.I.P Maxx
And that is why goblins have lots of spiky balls….comic relief
Look on the bright side! At least the house wasn’t filled with harpoons!
At least it wasn’t filled with tracking auto-firing harpoons… *memories of Happy Wheels*
*memories of absolute rage in Happy Wheels*
NIETHER IS RIGHT……THE BETTER INSTRUMENT IS………DA PIANO/KEYBORD!…..im only sayong this since i havent played the tronbone or clarinet
I’m sorry to say this, but if you’ve never played trombone your life has no meaning.
Also Double Bass
And Guitar, Fiddle (Country Violin)
The kazoo shall rule them all!!! (don’t kill me June… please)
SYN-THE-SI-ZER! SYN-THE-SI-ZER! SYN-THE-SI-ZER!
Naawww. I’d have to say that the best instrument ever invented was either the violin or…hmm. That one used in Lord of the Rings. What’s it called? Alto-flute?
I can’t imagine June playing trombone. The again, she does’t seem like the type to go skipping in fields of poppies with an ocarina, either.
I’m trying to understand what Cyril was saying. Did he mean that Maxx was treating him like a dog, or am I on the wrong track? EMB, help me out.
I think it’s a neckbeard joke (man who wears fingerless gloves) But I dunno.
Cyril’s comment is in reference to the stereotypical image of a homeless/extremely poor person.
eighth
ninth
*carry the train on*
Eleventh!
Thirty-first.
SEVENTEEN!
THIRTY TWELEVE!
EIGHTY-NINE THOUSAND!!
-4
21 (Im Such a kool kid ,plZ love me)
N0_ScoPeD_1N_7h3_H3ArT(Please don’t SlowScipe me or whatever)
9+10=21
9+10=19
614383520488189741852739876582686519109462845825827190
_/-1th! Or ith!
Bass clarinet?
No. The guitar is.
Rock on.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXpL_9BIJH8&w=420&h=315%5D
Agree.
ocarina of time is better… and the guitar… cuz sonic used a guitar…. and link used an ocarina….
Music WWI, press here to start.
looks like maxx had got the point
You, sir, have created quite a joke there.
brass beats woodwinds anyday of the week.
As someone who uses the clarinet in his band at school, I can confirm that the Bass Clarinet is the greatest instrument ever invented. Im not serious btw its not that great.
The best instrument ever created is the human body.
No other instrument matters if you don’t know how to operate THAT instrument!
hoew du ie central da homen budy/>//.?
Trombones are the greater instrument, i play one myself.
TRUMPETS ARE AWESOME.
Alto saxophone is the beeessstttt
Trombone sounds nice.
Maxx, I thought you were smart.
Guys, guys. We all know the real best instrument. The kazoo.
Dang i would’ve said the triangle, but i gotta agree with you there…
Wow you like the Kazoo when your name is #FogHorns
Ukelele!
Maxx, you would have known better than to disagree with June at this point.
Agreed, Foghorns, agreed.
You guys have it all wrong, The best instrument is the Ocarina. What else can control the passage of time?
Dialga? (Who actually has a timeshift stone in its chest. Your mind is blown.) but I do agree, the ocarina is pretty amazing.
Arceus, Celebi, MEW?!
Heck yeah. Since I have one, I can shift time forward to the final hours and watch the moon clash with the earth. Muahahahahaha!
Plus, being able to troll someone then get their mask is pretty dang awesome too.
Oh, and don’t forget being able to make anyone fall asleep or wake up! And make the mute talk! And be able to travel from home to my favorite restaurant and back at any time! Oh, and let’s not forget being able to teleport to ANY of the dungeons in OoT!(Oh, and also, a plot twist for Ocarina of Time: Sheik is an angel. :P)
Sheik is actually Zelda!
Even though everyone knows that, you still shouldn’t say that without a spoiler warning.
Oops
Nobody’s ever really questioned the fact why Sheik’s eye are red, Meanwhile Zelda’s are Blue.
I can understand something like Contact Lens could have been used, But still…
That Legend Of Zelda usually takes place in the past
squideer and an ocarina…. WOOOO I LOVE THE OCARINA!
I myself prefer the kazoo…mostly because it’s the only instrument I can play XD
I prefer violin… I play it and it’s so boot-iful
Eh. Violin, piano, guitar, triangle, kazoo.
All these i can play (but those last 2 require SOOOO much effort)
Fun fact: In a professional orchestra, triangle players are played just as much as everyone else.
I know what my top Career choice is now…
Cyril is a college dictionary.
It’s such a crappy house they’re using it as storage
At least June appreciates my ale. I guess I can stick with that.
And the occasional BWEEEENNNNNN!!!
Not to mention Pixie Juice. (The awesome pink stuff)
While we are on the topic of instruments NEVER put mashed potatoes inside June’s trombone… I learned the hard way that’s why I’ve been transformed from a the bunny that appeared in the first comic to an evil skeleton that has four mechanical arms instead of tiny little paws that had sharp little nails, I actually don’t think it made much of a diffrence
Is…Is that a paddle?
That is June’s dirt rod.
Oh MY D:
It’s not what you think… The Dirt Rod is a item in the game that allows you move… well… dirt.
Yeah it’s crap in terraria even redigit thinks so. Jesse SUPERS buffed it for the legend of max
I’m gonna have to disagree and say that the Sackbut is the best instrument purely because of it’s hilarious name… hehe… Sackbut.
Happy new year everyone!
No!
The Digital Music Format .ABC is the best instrument!
June has awoken!
OH SHI-
Someone please make a mod where June is a boss.
Deviantart.
I was forced to play trombone for my elementary years, so it doesn’t bring back nice memories…
I’d much rather play the Piano or even the “.mid”
The best instrument ever? Oh, silly June. It’s a computer, without doubt.
THE BEST IS THE WOOD BLOCK!
I would like to see what kind of town Maxx would build next.
Why did maxx start a flame war with june
So if June plays the trombone, who slams the oven door?
tenor sax all the way nerds
Happy new year!
Smell the ashes… no, smell the snow!
Where is the christmas special?
I sense the merchant will be
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
SWEPT AWAY
Excellent use of the coolness glssses
In the same barrel as the demolitionist
The best instrument is the dubstep gun, hands down.
Magical harp is the best
Lol Let “The World Fear Your Wubs!”
the best instrument is a flute! I LOVE TO WATCH THE PAIN OF MORTALS AS I BREAK FLUTES OVER THEM! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
O_O well that got dark quickly.
if ye wanna eat show me the darth vader riding a yellow pony on a rainbow while singing the caramelldansen song! MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
*shudders*
@_@ @_@ @_@
Skin flute https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1571200184/KappaHD_400x400.png
No no no… the best instrument ever is the big bang that created us AND all of creation in the darn univrese! (also other big bangs are fun aswell especially in class rooms)
And Dubstep Guns!
Instead of “the better instrument” it should be “better instrument” or “the best instrument”
The best instrument is the hurdy-gurdy, hands down.
If only for the badass name.
Happy new years everybody *burp* oh god let’s just say I’m not sober
Jesse, everybody is arguing over what is the best instrument when clearly, it’s a mallet. (June would like it, it’s also great for hitting people)
She would also love the Dubstep Gun!
Can’t we all agree that instruments each play a differnt sound that cohere with one other . Which then creates differnt style of music , which then causes differnt feelings , which either u like or dislike . Except screaming music , that’s pointless,
I hope your not saying that the Dubstep Gun is pointless…
The Bass Cannon is way better, though.
Can someone tell me how to reply to other comments!??!
Surely the button that says “reply” doesn’t let me reply to one’s comment.
I seriously hope you’re trolling.
The fiddle is the best!
Well, fiddle and wood block.
I play Fiddle, Guitar, and old times bass
Do I even exist?
or
Am I invisible?
Both.
So by telling him both you tell him that he’s invisible, he exists and he doesn’t exist in 1 word….
Pond
June’s new hair. nuff said
The String Bass trumps all
Well my speech didn’t work ;3
…
I wonder what the goblins will do when they realise “oh crap they saved the tinkerer god help us when he starts quote unquote experimenting again”
Which reminds me,
List of NPCs maxx STILL didn’t get:
Stylist,steampunk,cyborg,clothier,wizard,party girl,truffle,pirate,Santa Claus,dye trader,painter,arms dealer(?),and traveling merchant!
Oh and I just realized that June’s hair is slightly longer. Hair is growing.
They mugged Santa already
Lets vote the best Instrument ever is a sword ( nobody ever said it had to be a musical instrument)
Theirs othe weapons beside a sword like guns which I use a lot. but swords are the cutting edge of weaponry tech *bum- tis
Loud-mouthed, always wants to be the center of attention, and overuses the word ‘awesome’? Maxx is definitely not a bass clarinet. thats a prime example of a trumpet player if ive ever seen one.
Im gonna start a thing which is. You choose your own favourite weapon ( from terraria ) and post it who ever says the same one as mine wins ( but you get no prize since I’m poor lolz )
All of them. There, I win because the set of all weapons encompasses the set of your favorite weapon. Gotta love topology.
By far Proximity Mine Launcher (in PvP) (just fly above the enemy and MAKE IT RAIN)
Hmmm… gotta say Vampire Knives. So OP!
OMG YES!!!
you do get the joy of winning though so thats just as good lolz.
Bah Humbag!
I almost feel bad now because I give none of my NPCs beds. But not bad enough.
Back to the comic- at least Maxx and Cyril/Guidey had a house. Would Cyril rather sleep outside at night like a good deal of homeless people? No? That’s what I thought.
I notice a lotta people spelled “keyboard” wrong
Is mayonnaise an instrument…?
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
If you solidify and harden it into the shape of another instrument, then yes. Better buy that solidified from the Steampunker.
Is my butt an instrument?
Farts
Hilo
No ,horse radish is not an instrument either
I play bass clarinet as well, and I can’t tell you how hard I laughed when I read this comic, as I have a friend who plays trombone and we jokingly get into this argument all time. Bass clarinet is best.
I’m not too good at instruments… That’s why I just SIIING!
What about the fairy bell?
The best instrument is obviously the .OGG
Screw you all!!! Bass Cannon and/or Magical Harp is best because they weaponize music!!!
Make a xylophone out of swords. I have music-fied weapons.
http://youtu.be/hmiCMZ9uFiQ watch this and this will show weponisneing sound
A fellow game theorist! Yay!!!!!
Yay! Btw, there’s a clarinet ad in here. And I’ve also seem a trombone ad in this page too. Hm.
I think Maxx got the point… and the receiving end of a dirt bat (or what ever June spawned to send Maxx flying).
Where’s Tyrone? He hasn’t been here for a while
suddenly!
pineapples!
Well the good news is you don’t have brain cancer anymore…
lol
June: *knocks pineapples off their heads* BTW I look like a SPACESHIP!!!!1!!!!!
Oh, wait… No I don’t…
Where da crap is the comic its felt like years did June get him to?
Maxx needs to get a cobalt shield so june can’t knock him across the screen
Nothing can protect him from June.
Notice that June’s drink vanishes when she goes to smack maxx
Checking to see if this works (lately it hasn’t)
I agree clarinets are…
TOOT-Iful.
Eh, eh?
But no, personally I like the pianos complexity.
Also, listen to the little *twang* noise that is the audio for the Magical Harp. If that harp is enchanted, could it at least make a noise that makes me want to saw both my ears of with a breaker blade?
There’s a line between video game realism and real life realism. It would be odd to have real harp tunes in a game with techno-ish sounds and music.
Also, I would have thought Jesse’s favorite would be a Ukelele judging by the lead instrument in ‘Adorable Little Serial Killer.’
Coming from a Bass Clarinetist…
YESSSS
Been a fan of the comics, but this takes the cake. 😀
DUBSTEP GUN!!!! *Shoots you all*
MAGICAL HARP!!!
Panel 10 seems familiar
Looks like I’m going to have to fight both the author AND his creation.
Trombones are CLEARLY superior, both in making music and waging war!
TUBA FOR THE WIN
TROMBONE FOR LIFE