Comic #468

Maxx is a tough negotiator.

I wonder how many heroes in the past have saved the world just so it would leave them alone. Terry Pratchett’s had at least a few.

Sorry if I’m even worse than normal at dealing with correspondence for the next little while; I’ve had a lot of it lately (by my standards at least), and have a lot of time-sensitive things on the go that I want to work on. It’ll all be worth it in the end! Probably.

-Jesse

90 thoughts on “Comic #468”

  1. Maxx is slowly becoming a much bigger whiner than Guidey was. Knowing Cecil, this is either a good thing, or he may start freeting over the loss of his seat as the residential complainer. Watch out for Bunnies, Maxx. XD

      1. but except xane ambushes us before we get the fiery greatsword and after the fiery greatsword was in our possesion XYLAN is the one who snatches it… makin a movie

      2. hopefully maxx had gotten a little better at fighting.
        i dont like it when im fighting a noob, its no fun.

      3. Cyril will substitute you for himself when Maxx is about to summon the WoF. Little Xane Voodoo doll “You are a terrib- I mean, AMAZING person”.

      4. OHMYGOSH I totally just remembered the guide voodoo doll… tha’tll be something to see… *imagines maxx pushing cyril into the lava*

      5. Maxx: “Sorry Guidey, but you gotta do what you gotta do” *throws Cyril in*
        June: “There was another alternative…”
        Maxx: *Stares angrily at June while WoF approaches*

    1. Nah it would be more like this:
      Maxx: Sorry Guidey
      Cyril: -.-
      Maxx:*throws Guide Voodoo Doll in lava*
      Cyril: *dies*
      Nurse( I forgot her name): MAXX!!!
      June: Really Maxx that was not required…
      Maxx: But that int is awesome *points at WoF*
      June: …

    1. interesting, but I’d think that 1 would be a corrupt goldfish and the other 1 would be 1 of those transparent goldfishes that were created in Japan to see how goldfish actually work while living.

  2. Maxx negotiates like a girl.

    Self-inflicted? Umm…I guess June could twist it like that…

    June is good at sounding like she cares when she has some ulterior motive.

    1. It was self-inflicted. He was talking to June, that alone is the beginning of inflicting damage upon yourself.

      June does care. What do you think she has been doing for the last few hundred years? I was probably her mother or father’s last wish or something. She seems like someone who would honer that. Maybe….

  3. I think June forgot about a few details. ‘Fixing everything’ isn’t as easy as you may assume…

  4. Please name the merchant Humphrey. I have a funny back story for him.

    About a year ago I started a xbox play through with my friend and the merchant was Humphrey. He was really the wall of flesh the I “accidentally” , say it with me “accidently” killed him in a blood moon. He came back in another form and yeh.

    #Humphreythelommerchant

      1. The playthrough was short lived.
        I continued this person on PC and luckly the merchant is not humphry and got him a full set of turtle and stuff.
        PC is so much better than xbox. Allways. FPS games are good on xbox.

  5. Timezones must be the cause of what looks like time travel on this website. It is Jan. 6 / 8:11 pm for me and this was comic was posted at 9:01 pm on the same day. some part of wishes it was time travel tho.

  6. Freakin check this every single day, and I miss it now!
    June: a) I don’t care. b) I don’t care. c) I DON’T CARE.

  7. Jesse! It’s so great to see you posting another comic to depict more of the epic adventures. I keep coming back. It’s kind of annoying but, fun, neat, and cool at the same time. ^_^ have a great 2015!

    1. titan-d.tristan

      Either June doesn’t know that or the dryad are also evil and trying to take over the world or “fixing it” would mean drestroying the coruption thus making the other 3 elements crazy and they would have to drestroy the other elements thus breaks all the magic thus drestroys the 2 dimendions and chance it into 3d world and so our earth was born and the god is June, Maxx is Jesus and xane is the devil…

  8. Chickenfromthefront

    Anybody who’ s seen the Goof-Off knows that goofing off and relaxing are NOT two activities you can do at the same time 😀

    1. titan-d.tristan

      By small chance and advance mathematical calculations combined with a hamster and a piece of the moon i can say that indeed goofing off and relaxing are two activities you can perform if you have a very VERY rare and specific condition that i shall not state here because i am lazy so i’m stating that it is that because it is thus making my argument invalid! ໒( •̀ ╭ ͟ʖ╮ •́ )७

  9. I was just thinking. Jesse, you have gotten so much better at drawing bandages, so, what would the comic where Cyril gets wrapped up completely look like if you made it these days? He would look more like a mummy, that’s for sure…

      1. Guys, lets just settle it like this:
        Makin’ pancakes! Makin’ Bacon Pancakes!
        I take some bacon and I put it in a pancake!
        Makin’ pancakes! That’s what we’re gonna make!
        Bacon Pancaaaaaakes!
        (pls get dat refrens)

    1. …If ya know what I mean.
      (If you put “If ya know what I mean” at the end it can make almost anything sound wrong)

  10. terraria player

    I DON’T LIKE INA AT ALL SHE GET RID OF THE 2 GREATEST SHIP OF ALL TERRARIA AND SHIP MEANS CUPPLE THE SHIP IS THW WISARD AND THE NURSE

  11. terraria player

    CAN EVERY ONE AGREE WITH ME THAT THIS COMIC SERIES IS BRINGING BACK SO MENY MEMORYES OF TERRARIA

      1. Twister is suprised.

        I can’t believe comments have been locked on the boat post.
        Well, I can, but you know what I mean.

    1. Twister is annoyed.

      Oh, and Terraria Player, you probably just have shadow armor yourself, and you’re probably a noob, so shut up.
      Yes, it’s called SHADOW armor, not Naiad.
      …Noob.

  12. Twister is relieved.

    So much for Mune or Jaxx or whatever people say is the name for a Maxx and June couple. Also, Maxx’s bunny has been underworld-fried. Rip in Pasta.

  13. Aha! Jesse you were clever but not clever enough! Look at this comics, then look at comic number 206. Notice anything different with the village? The furnace is gone! My guess is that after the update changing it from circular to square Jesse decided to just remove it.

  14. Mr Mcminn. I am a huge fan of the Legend of Maxx. The thing is, I am 12 years old, and was raised in an environment where certain words were forbidden. I would therefore like to request that you use less words like these.

    Thanking you in advance,
    AM9436

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