Comic #466

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-Jesse

162 thoughts on “Comic #466”

      4. Eliteblackninja

        I see what you did there… Wait, did you say lobe on purpose or was that a genuine error? I’m starting to think I may not see what he did there.

      9. Anderson Andersen

        Is the third hobbit movie even loosely based on the original book?
        ( I haven’t seen it yet)

      10. someone

        i would hope so. I’ve seen the first two and they were pretty good, although kind of reminiscent of the book. id like to see how they do the end of it though…

      11. Sulejman

        The funny thing is, the book itself was something Tolkien scribbled for children and is very short. It later became quite popular among older readers, so he advanced the story and wrote Lord of the Rings.

        The fact this little book was made into 3 separate films is just… no words for how much they try to gain some more cash from middle earth world. 😀

    1. TerrariaPro

      i know i NEED to see the demolitionist a) get a name and b) see him go on an adventure with the gang (that reminds me, BRING TYRONE IN FOR ADVENTURES ALREADY JESSE!!!!!!!!

      2. GCDarkGGG

        I’m pretty sure his name is Gimli
        There’s a comic where June says ”Ask Gimli son of Bomberman here”
        Plus,Gimli is a valid demo name.

  4. PixelCrusher10

    so thats how the demo gets to your world….he gets kicked out to sea and floats to your world!…makes sense enough 😀

  6. TheATorchick

    Did anybody notice the banners in the backround of other goblens? I wonder how they got there…

      2. Sarzael

        There is no reason civilized beings like them would throw spiky balls around. And placing harpoon guns anywhere is a good way for Maxx to take them and slay you horribly with them.

  7. Plebian

    I am waiting for Maxx to just kill them, after all, that is what adventurers do. Kill everything they think might be a monster and never ask questions about it.

  8. Astrid16

    *sings* I knew you were trouble from the first kiss-

    Whoops. Well, I did know that leaving the Merchant in charge was a bad idea. And giving as all that bad stuff happened with the dwarf (is it fair to blame it all on bad luck?), I figured he’d blow everything up and Maxx would come home to a new and improved District 12.

    I love these goblins, Jesse. Can we keep them? They’re so much fun. I’ll bet that even Cyril couldn’t win an argument with them. (Let’s find out, hint hint.)

  10. Lizzardtong

    Something tells me Maxx Is A LOT more Aggro, and i don’t think he is gonna take that Snide remark from June well…or any future snide remarks. i mean, look how he Looks at her in the Last Panel.

    By the Way. i think the only way to get June to become Friendlier is to find a Bigger someone who is like june, but 10 times worse.

  11. Invader mimzell

    I will kill you, Maxx’s merchant. Someday… Heh heh heh heh, hah hah ha ha, ha ha ha HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    3. Peter Selkirk

      dude killing wont do it be a quick escape for the merchant if i were you i break his arms and legs then torture the merchant for hours in the most evil way though possible

      1. Not a Cat

        No, that’s too kind. Burn his money in the campfire copper coin by copper coin, THEN rip off his limbs and murder him with a platinum coin. That’s my proposal, try to top that one Jesse.

      2. GARshval

        Im not Jesse but… Chain him up so thight its hurts without food or water till he dies WHILE destroying all his treasure right in front of him. In the desert.

      3. Iamyourdebtor

        Don’t destroy his money! That would cause an economic recession while not hurting him… that much. No, instead, let him live his normal life, but first liquidate all his assets and donate ALL his money to charity and people poorer than himself. Then force him to take loans at unfair interest rates. THEN when he’s about to pay off his almost infinite debt, take his money AGAIN and give it to his old victims. He’ll be in debt for the first time in his life, and the trauma of poverty will be a psychological torture.

      4. Dark Aeon

        No, wait, stick him in Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzarea with no power and all animatronics on level 20.

        Let’s hope the merchant hasn’t seen any Let’s-Plays.

  26. Twister

    Let’s venture past the Jungle to find the Angler, Double-crossing Merchant, and Demolitionist!

    That Merchant is a Jerk Jerkity Jerk Jerk.
    Jerk. Ity Jerk Jerk.

    Will these dudes drug Sophia like her family did and get her outta here? I dunno, I don’t make the comics.

  28. titan-d.tristan

    There isn’t a chair on the first panel (ʘᗩʘ’) I blame magic! (つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ҉̛༽̨҉҉ﾉ

  29. thelolzknight

    Oh god. The fecal matter is going to hit the air circulator. The last time I got into a fight with AMY nature spirit it ended with a four hour drinking contest, both of us yelling profanities at each other and swords at the others throats.

    I came our missing a centimeter off my tail. Mr Oakhead diddn’t.

    It was really messy…

    enough about me! Love dis story and have just finished binge reading through all of it. Keep up the good work.

  37. Chris

    Is there a hint of annoyance in Maxx’s eye?
    Wow, am I glad he is actually getting a real personality.

  39. Dead Nitr0

    if the merchant is to be tortured and killed, have june tie him over a pit of slowly growing dirt spikes. It will teach him a lesson when he respawns

  41. Gamer^3

    Am I the only one who can’t wait for them to fight the WoF (Wall of Flesh) ? If you know what happens in ussual Terraria in order to start the fight.

  46. skeletronprime

    Wait, wait guys what if the demolist is rescued by pirates so then he starts working with the pirates so then they make cannons, then the same band of pirates and the demolist land ashore thus chasing away the merchant wich then runs back to the village panting yelling “THE PIRATES ARE COMING THE PIRATES ARE COMING”. Later the pirates arrive then take everyone hostage incuding the goblins, then Maxx starts talking to the demolist asking him to leave the pirate crew and untie everybody but the demolist refuses saying “but I like them because they actually enjoy my explosions unlike you guys, you made me live in a hole!!”

    P.S this is just idea of what could happen don’t hate on this just because it could or could not be wrong

    love yours truly and ultimately loving favourite stalker -skeletronprime p.s “you feel a shiver run down your spine”

    4. titan-d.tristan

      Also could he become The pirate commander at take up the name captain Greak… or something like that…

  47. Skeletron

    Aha! Skeletron is back! NOW JESSE AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS, IM BACK……Ive been reading the comics I missed, I’m not that pleased….I reviewed them all! And yet one question, one question I have for you…ONE QUESTION!!!!
    And that question is………..:
    Where the Duke Fishron is my fight scene?! 🙁

    1. Falcon

      Jesse actually answered this on twitter. Sorry bud, you’re not getting one because your sprite faces the screen, not to the side like other characters. At least, that’s Jesse’s reasoning.

  48. Green Starship

    Maxx, take it easy. The goblins are living in the village, which means they are NPCs. Now you can treat them like NPCs!

  50. Ironwill233

    Replace the dwarf includeing but not limited to . Justin biber , Miley cirus , skydoeskyminecraft fandom , merchant and someone else I dislike. Plz don’t hate me

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