It’s interesting that the dark side is always associated with either extreme ugliness or extreme beauty, at least in works of fantasy. Apparently, in the world of Terraria, artificial standards of beauty for villains has motivated the use of some kind of bulimia-inspired dark magic.
Anyway.
-Jesse
Maxx is stupid and funny
Kokeez! *Eats all Maxx’s cookies
lol
Maxx is like mercenary…he will join demons or angels just for cookies and cool weapons such as mud pie….XD
Huh. Knew there were cokkies involved…
Cookies*
Yeh, it doesn’t surprise me either.
Megafish40 your icon looks like a guy eating cookies so…
Aww I’m hated and Maxx muss miss cookies all he had to eat is slime fish and ale
June I hate to bust your pixel but your made of light pixels
That would be the joke.
Cool the naida could save murica from diabteus
Yeah! Do that naieds! I hate diabetes(I’m diabetic)!!!!!!!
sad
No. It would be too much for even the greatest Naiad.
Murica is doomed.
im canadian
u mad muricans
Nope!
dont worry he is sorry
Lol can I get some maple syurp now
im limiting myself to 5 comments per comic now because I was told I was spamming. oh,and maxx is in trouble,dont you think?
I’m not
I wonder what happen when we get to comic 665+1?
2/3 of the way there.
No we’re widow + fish of the way there!
So that’s how it works! I’ve always been jealous of those handsome villains.
June’s eyes in that last panel….oh, dear.
Tiny squares of light. Ha. Wouldn’t it be funny if that was ACTUALLY what their world was made of? Think of the implications! 😛
I find it rather ironic and hilarious that June has that much faith in Maxx. No sane person would trust him that much.
At first, I thought that Maxx was pulling a Batman/hyperdrive prank from the LEGO movie. But I honestly don’t think that Maxx is that good of an actor. He seems really and truly enthusiastic about being on the Dark Side.
it is
there called pixels
I wouldn’t call that “faith”… Likely she hasn’t anyone better to support at the moment
Maxx can’t pretend when there are cookies around…
So the cake wasn’t a lie afterall…
Done my Juniper painting. I’ll post a proper DA link later (I’m still finding stuff to fix everytime =) )
http://tof.canardpc.com/view/aad9d06d-161e-47e3-8037-28dd81b8dc61.jpg
Wow Uriak, June looks awesome. Great job!
dear god….
Thats awesome.
Thanks! ^^ Here’s the deviant art link : http://uriak.deviantart.com/art/Juniper-the-Dryad-482560916
I wanted to convey her abrasive personality in this picture, instead of just making a gracile dryad 🙂
That looks awesome, Uriak! You did a great job!
You really nailed the always-angry look. It looks pretty damn cool.
Cookies, not cake
I love how Maxx can be so easily convinced just with desserts or lies
Can i join the corrupt side i want dark magic….
I thought you were already on the dark side! Does this mean I’ve been murdering innocent Duke Fishrons?
D:
Duke Fishron murders us cluelessfish daily! He’s not innocent! We never hurt him, and, he dosent even eat us so I KNOW it’s murder!
Hmmm.. Where did… Um… Oh yeah! Where did Zane go after he fell? Is he still down there? o3o
I wonder as well, maybe looking for the culprits throughtout the entire dungeon?
Maybe he tripped and fell farther into hell and can’t get out
That would make sense. He deserves do go there. :/ Or maybe he’s the one getting shanked*?
*Refer to next comic
Oh, that’s great. Reference to a traditional meme, and epic irony in the same comic!
But… if they have cookies that don’t make you fat, I don’t see why I wouldn’t join the Dark Side. Honestly, the Naiad don’t seem THAT bad…
I knew it… Deeeeemon poweersss
Yet another instance of Maxx being a total idiot.
He has the pickaxe but no pants……. his priorities may be screwed up…..
I will never click on a add again until you show me a hard mode dungeon pladin! And trust me, for every new comic I USED to click on a ad. (Totalynotseriousthreat)
NOOOO! DONT EAT MEEEEEEEE!
*on nom nom*
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! WHAT DID WE DO TO YOUUUUUU!??!L?!!!?!!?
Guess who I am!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I. HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDEEN!!!!!!!!!
*eats another cookie in front of Cookies*
At least I’m not him…
Technically I am….
*eats hamburgers in front of Cheezburgahs* Well, they’re the same thing.
Wait demon magic.
Demon magic=demon alter.
HARDMODE ORES ACTIVATED!!
Mechanic and goblin to the rescue!
Really, all it’s going to take to put Maxx back on their side is to promise him awesome Holy Stuff (seriously guys, have you SEEN Remiel’s sword? That’s much more awesome than some silly Night’s Edge) or sway him into being an awesome* Riku-style twilight wielder (as in, light and dark, not the damned book series).
*: *coughcough*fencesittersarelame*coughcough*
Using the book series, however, would probably be a good weapon choice. Enemies can’t stand it.
I would so this I’d be like “GET AWAY I HAVE THE TWILIGHT SAGA!!!!!!!!!!”
who needs Corruption Powers or Holy Powers when they can promise him the ultimate powers, aka, the Terra Blade (combination of three Broken Hero Swords, the Night’s Edge, and Excalibur) which is best sword in-game. June, promise Maxx the Terra Blade, no one can resist that awesome offer.
forget the Corrupt side and the Hallow side, go to the Pure side, Maxx. it is the best of both without as any deadly Eaters or bloodthirsty Unicorns trying to kill you yet you still get pure awesomeness. also, one more thing, an Old Man needs your help lifting the Curse of Skeletron off of him.
I think i ate that man..
no, Skeletron, you actually possess him like how a ghost can possess someone
I guess the Hallow is too much Purity?
Skeletron and the Old Man aren’t the same people, sez me.
Well, the Terra Blade represents the Purity, and also the balance of Hallow and Corruption. As you said, it’s made of the Night’s Edge (Corrupted blade) and Excalibur (Hallowed blade), but that means you have to have BOTH.
I can see the horror that June will cause.
Goodbye Maxx. You caused this upon yourself.
And I could just imagine what Cyril is doing.
He’s skulking off-frame. And hey, maybe he’s reading another section of the spellbook, titled: How to completely and immediately wrap up the plot and solve everyone’s problems in 3 easy steps!
I’m already on page 8,016,170!
Bravo, Cyril! Bravo. 😀
(Forgot to change my name, heh)
Who makes the cookies
The magical glow around the plate while it’s in the kitchen
All the karma June is receiving… soak it all in, baby!
ALL THE COOKIES WE WANT!i imagine darth vader eating cookies while building the death star
Classic Maxx.
Why, WHY, do you do this Jeese?
*Jesse
Goodbye forever, Maxx.
…I could make you cookies
You can barely wield a sword, I wouldn’t trust you with an oven.
It’s funny because you said “barely”.
C-C-C-COOKIE STOOOOOOORM!!!!!!
*sees raining cookies* O.O OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Yay cookies– darn it. Late again…
I look ready to kill Maxx…Too bad he’s the chosen one -.-
I like your new hairdo. Would you like a cookie?
Can you see my chosen one-ness radiating off of me?
It’s funny because that avatar still has the old hairstyle.
Maxx at his best
STUPID!!!!!!
Sixth panel, Xylan face
*Xylan got squished by a falling anvil made of dirt*
Xylan is a complete douchehole, but I can’t help but sympathize with Maxx on this. Look at all the Naiad merch!
I believe Maxx is just doing that so he can get stuff he wants but really isn’t on the dark side.
#70
But but deeeeeeeeeeemooooooooon powah
Well… it hits the fan now.
Which fan? The cooling fan or the people fan?
Maxx is about to be a chosen pancake
June, this Maxx uses cookies, by using him you have accepted to get cookies on your brain.
Pre-Hardmode NPCs Maxx has yet to get: Arms Dealer (iffy), Party Girl, Mechanic (in the Dungeon), Goblin Tinkerer (in the Dungeon), Painter, Dye Trader, Stylist (probably in a Spider Nest), Angler (a jerk and sleeping underwater, probably going to drown), the Clothier (talk to the Old Man at night and beat Skeletron), and the Witch Doctor (kill the Queen Bee, which means going back to the underground jungle to find a Hive). Also maybe the Traveling Merchant, who sells a lot of Oriental stuff, including Sake (which is a Japanese alcoholic drink made from fermented rice), a Katana (Ninja Time), and a Revolver.
Pre-Hardmode Bosses Maxx has yet to beat: King Slime (because Ninja gear), Brain of Cthulhu (optional if Jesse considers adding the Crimson), Queen Bee, Skeletron, and the Wall of Flesh (probably going to show up in a later comic since killing it releases the true Corruption and the Hallow)
Aley, here is the plan to change Maxx back: tell him what happened to his…
settlement while he was gone (remember, the Merchant sold it to goblins).
Also, another fun name to yell besides “George R.R. Martin” is when you go into real close melee combat. And that name is…
“LEROY JENKINS!!!”
I wanna join the dark side now… Good looks, cookies, AND awesome gear? Count me in!
No, join the Alpaca side! We have better looks, more cookies, and awesome awesome gear!
Maxx just want armour
Ya, but were’s his awesome sword, we all know that’s what he cares about the most
He is going to destroy the hole world if he joins dark side
Well, not destroy it, more like corrupt it, i hope he gets his “demon powers” he’s always wanted, then joins the good side again, what’s better than the dark side? Knowing all of the dark sides secrets and having it’s power while being on the good side, we all know as soon as Maxx learns to summon the undead he’ll never do anything himself.
June is getting madder and madder
I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you! (couldn’t change my image)
Don’t eat me, I’m frozen and can’t move!
WHYYYYYYY?!???!?
Yay Cookiez!!! *Nom Nom Nom*
*noms on Spicyice like he was a popsicle*
Alpacas explode when you eat them. Come at me brah!
Painis Cupcake used his Decapitating Shovel move attack. it killed Sir Alpaca. *Nom Nom Nom*
im pretty sure you cant eat digital pixels or ppl who crush them 0-0
*Nom Nom Nom*
100th
ULIMITED POWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
(SORRY ABOUT THE NAME.) POWWWWAHHHHH! (Lightninghands)
Classic Maxx ticking off June…
As usual, the comic is great Jesse!
If Maxx still likes June he’s doing it all wrong, you don’t get a girlfriend by joining the group she hates, I’m starting to think his brain is the hammush!
Imagine if June had dark magic that made her skinnier, … as if only wearing vines wasn’t enough
“Maxx won’t get convinced by cool weapons or powers would he ” * bad poker face ~ kathern the nurse
Ummm…. I’m Sure maxx would rather have demon powers that made kookies
Cookies?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!
Join the Alpacas, we have infinite cookies
Just put your soul into the jar and sign here ,here and here “why does it say to get possessed” don’t worry about that just get cookies ok _” ready skeltron “
Maxx seems very slightly smarter. Not too much, but slightly.
anybody notice that its the 444 comic…milestone?
On comic 666 they should have a blood moon or invasion or solar aclips
We have infinite DOUBLE CHOCOLATE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join the ironiers we got got a shared stock I penaro bread and fudge brownies with chocolate chip cookies sprinkled on top made with organic ingredients and cooked trout from the mechanical fishing rod
And u don’t need to get possessed just need to make potions or farm bosses for me 1 hour a day and if u die your family would get taken for life and pluss u get paid in a hardy meal or 65 silver coins per hour of work and if that dosent suit u , u can work in my potion ingredients farm
Keep your mouth shut. You are so mean and your stupid spelling skills kill me.
5 gold coins if it’s boss farming I get loot and also I own a shop the rest get payed 65 silver
…No way am I joining the Irioners…
You don’t know a proper economy when u see one when u run out of money to buy cookies your going to be debt and get more debt the go to war
INFINITE. DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH RUNNY CAREMEL AND CAREMEEL MILK!
Wow maxx is on the corrupt side OMG I wonder what he’s going to do now
“Come to the Corrupt side. Screw the Dark side! We have magic and infinite cookies!”
What you get on the hallow side: standing around for generations doing nothing and being absolutely bored, and you live in a hot jungle filled with jungle bugs and worse
What you get on the corrupt side: free cookies and demon magic, cool weapons and armor, dark magic, live in a cool dungeon with awesome traps and most importantly, not filled with bugs
Which side will you choose!
(If you don’t pick corrupt your an idiot.)
I choose the dark side.
Of the moon.
In space.
During the day.
During a solar eclipse.
During a rabbit storm
During a cookie flood.
During the zombie apocalypse.
With an umbrella.
Welcome to my house
All
That was an accident. Sorry.
If you join the dark side, taking over the universe will result in you feeling emptiness once you have everything. Being good has a purpose.
How about normal biome where things don’t murder u
How about less spam please? I’m trying to read and I don’t know the ban spell.
I wonder what will happen when Xylan asks Maxx to kill one of them 🙂
Xylan: Now, my loyal minion, dispose of these insufferable fools!
Maxx: I’d love to, Mr. Xylan Sir, but, uh… I broke my sword…. while training. Can I use yours?
Xylan: Um..OK *Hands Maxx Muramasa*
Maxx: Thanks *Walks past everyone towards the Dungeon entrance*
He will freeze up and either stay neutral,turn on xylan, or stay on the corrupt side to get powers and kill xylan after pretending to vaporize them when in reality he teleported them out of the dungeon,because even if he is an idiot he would never hurt his friends.
Oh wait im talking about lovable idiot Maxx not lovable twat Dante.Yeah his friends are doomed.Also cake if you get the reference my name makes.
Nightmare pickaxe is the only way to mine hellstone with pickaxe, so they need naiad’s power.
Medic: “I will saw through your bones!!!”
Welcome to the Dark Side! We have cookies!
I want that spell tome. Do we get a spell to conjure cookies as well?
Please do, and never post again.
2nd panel : “Idiot of idiots” I bursted of laughter for like 4 minutes
That last panel….
FOR THE DARK SIDEEEEEE <3
“I wouldn’t believe you if you said our world was made of tiny squares of light”
:T