Alternate last panel: Tyrone in heaven, yelling at the sky, “ALL I WANTED WAS A PEACEFUL LIFE!!”
…Wait a minute, we’ve seen that food service hat before, haven’t we? It really doesn’t mesh with Tyrone’s look. I guess that’s what you get when a restaurant allows its employees to wear longcoats at work.
And wow, Xane really is a jerk, isn’t he?
-Jesse
Xane is one of those crazy yet awesome characters that you can’t help but love. š
I RRREEEAAALLLYYY dunno why but I ship Xane and the mechanic.
A bit like Loki! XD
I ain’t a jerk. Everyone else is making me act like this. MAN WHY CANT I GET DECENT FOOD SERVICE AROUND HERE?
+xane lol
Don’t kill Tyrone, Xane! He suffered too much!
HE DESERVES IT HE FORGOT THE FRIGGIN ANCHOVIES!!!
Pssh, I hate anchovies. COUGHGARFIEDCOUGH
Even though I understand what you’re saying, I can’t understand why not liking anchovies is a reference. There’s a lot of people who don’t like anchovies, including me. I would have let him go free.
I would have given him 5 bucks and told him to buy himself some illegal gun parts or something.
did tyrone just die AGAIN!?
Guys, what are anchovies?
I’m serious, i tried looking it up on urbandictionary.com but all i got was references to incest, pedophilia and pubic hair O.o
Anchovies = Fish
Tyrone is here to save the day with his pizza delivery disguise! Ho-… Oh, never mind. He’s dead.
haha
I kinda respect Xane a little more now, simply because he gets anchovies on his pizza.
how are you gonna catch sand sharks without pizza?
I like him because he kills people so casually. I like all people who are sarcastic and badass at the same time.
I love how you spell out all the cliche movie “plot twists” in this comic.
I love how Xane opens doors.
Yes it is a very painful for whoever is behind the door
For one id like to say wow poor pizza guy and two that’s Tyrone third of all I got 7th coment
Comic was either early today, or late every other day.
Maybe the schedule just had a random spasm
Isnt he gonna pop Xane with the minishark?
I mean tyrone.
whos gonna be the one popping.
They kicked me out of my dungeon.
I know that’s you, gobliterator.
Hey boys its a spy!
THAS A SPY!!!
The bloody Skeletron is a spy!
So Tyrone IS the Naiad’s “snitch” or “informant” from Comic #300. It makes sense why he wanted to meet the gang. To spy on them and to go to the Dungeon to deliver pizza (and information) to Xane. But he kept dying, by a Zombie, by Jesse’s laser stare, by Aley’s BWEEN! Laser and by Demolitionist’s Dynamite, and this all delayed his trip to the dungeon, and it explains why Xane seems irritated when he doesn’t get his pizza, because he asks him what did he see on his way here? How the information got to Xane before Comic #300 was that he snuck by the village while the gang were going to the jungle. Which also explains his need for binoculars, his “grand entry” so he can seem normal when he drops by the village so the gang don’t get suspicious of him being there, and if it worked, after 10 minutes, he’d go ‘Well it was nice seeing you but I have to go no. Bye.’ It also explains why he gets desperate to pass before Demolitionist’s Dynamite exploded on him, because he died twice already (three times including Jesse killing him) and he knew the Naiad were going to be annoyed if he didn’t get to the dungeon on time.
Then theres one major flaw: why would xane need him to bring the pizza?
*facepalm* FOR SANDSHARK FISHING!
I know that, but why him?
Because he is the only other available NPC to do the job.
Jesse could just make a new NPC, since aley is an NPC, and you can’t talk to fairies in the game.
Xane wanted information AND pizza
No, I just wanted pizza.
Funny how tyrone shows up with pizza and everyones all “HE’S A SNITCH!”
has xane even got friends at all?
sure he does… one’s orange, the other is purple and both of them are very VERY sharp.
I really think they look more of a red-orange and a blue with a tiny bit of purple mixed in…
I think it is this: The blue sword is blue-cyan-purple. Blue=95%, Cyan=4.5%, Purple=0.5%. The orange sword/dagger is orange-red-yellow. Orange=51.5%, Red=47.75%, Yellow=1.25%. Wait, why did I have to add statistics?
Wrong.They’re red-orange and indigo.
He made friends with the sand sharks.
Xane… contender for one of the funniest characters in this comic. Also for what ever reason I read his lines in Handsome Jack’s voice.
Xane likes Anchovies?
I think I might have a prediction on how Xane will die.
:O He poisoned the anchovies!
There Are No Anchovies. .-.
I meant pizza… *facepalm*
Death by hanging
You know, from his braid
Your profile picture matches that comment perfectly.
Hmmm…
This looks familiar
Last panel was my favorite. ;D
Yes it was very funny watching Tyrone beg for his life
xane, you will get MANchovies in that way…
I was not expecting that but I think I know who maxx is meeting ‘hint hint’ giant skeleton
No he will most likely be meating the masked man from comic 100 but who knows?
200*
i mean 300
AND HE DIES AGAIN, FOLKS!
Or he kills xane with the minishark
… Just sayin wat has the minishark done to the zombie … Nothing Tyrone is done for ! XD I liek him dying and being shanked and shived and umm I will stop before I begin to sound like a psycho :3
Xane dodged Aley’s laser. What makes you think that he can’t dodge bullets too?
Covering my ass here. Hardmode is not active so Tyrone doesn’t have access to Chlorophorite to make homing bullets.
Did not think that far aheadd but maks sense also xane can sue eghter kanui or iazanagi
How in the heck did i type that.I swear that when i posted that it had no spelling mistakes.And yeah now that i think about it Xane could dodge the bullets but i don’t think he could about meteor bouncing shots
He doesn’t even know how to use guns…
Alright im convinced.
XD
Good luck, Tyrone..
*Faintly laughs*
are you the fat giagantic bunny that almost smashed xane
so after numerous deaths by the hand of monsters and the occasional fairy Tyrone decided to work in a pizzeria….and still got killed.. Tyrone has worse luck than Cyril! [and that’s saying something!]
Hey does anyone think the pizza box looks like an ancient scroll in panels 2-4
I think Xane’s idea of a tip is a bit unusual but it’s better than nothing
I knew Tyrone would appear soon…
TYRONE COMES IN GUN(S) ABLAZING AND SHOOTING EVERYTHING IN SIGHHTTTTT
that is
before a fiery wheel of death slices him in half
He’d die by the dungeon guardian long before he gets 30 seconds into the dungeon. Either that or XANE KILLED HIM AS EXPLAINED IN THE COMIC… Just a thought, though.
If dungeon guardians existed, why didn’t they attack Maxx and co. and Sophia and the Tinkerer?
HOLY CRAP GUYS! The dungeon is filled with skeletons, right? That means…
REVENGE OF SKELEDEATH! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!
Will June come back in June?
It is June…
Well… I suppose Tyrone is a Jew now.
I just got that joke.
I don’t get it please explain
Wait nvm
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!That’s what you get for being born,Tyrone!
…
Hey…
I wonder what role the Lihzahrds will play…
Maxx had…a good idea?
Madness!
Also, poor Tyrone. How’d he get Aley’s hat though?
… Maybe he had the brains beaten into him, somehow.
netherman3000
What? Don’t say is that Herobrine.
I just read the entire series since last night….THERE’S NO MORE?! DX
Seems he posts one every two days; thank goodness it’s summer.
Pretty much it is that… but as long as he doesn’t get too busy with classes.
Maybe the boss is the old man?
Or maybe the old man is the boss
Or maybe old the boss man the is
Boss or maybe old the man is.
still not my boss!!, sorry, someone had to
Yes Finally Im here! My grand entrance!!
I finally finished the comic from the beginning to now! This was the best 5days of my life!
Alright,i need someone to list all of tyrone’s deaths,now!
Zombies
Deatomization by Aley
Lazered by Jesse (possibly non-canon, but I’m not making any assumptions)
Blown up by Gimley, son of bomberman
And presumably stabbed for forgetting anchovies
Did I miss anything?
Nope,Great job.
Hi, I’m new here (AWESOME comic btw, Jesse!!). I was just wondering if there was a set update schedule here. I feel that having a routine to check would be better than occasionally refreshing the page.
Monday Wednesday Friday
Coolio! Thanks, man!
Follow Jesse on Twitter. He tells everybody when the new comic is up or if it’s not going to happen that night!
Hello! I just started reading this comic a few hours ago, and I just now finished it! So… hello everybody!
I’ve relized tyrone went from big ego to more hummble than a died person
i swear to god if you make the boss turn around in a big black shair and hold a cat,im gonna go apesh*t
chair*
“…but ya know how bosses are”. If this “Boss” wants to meet maxx, but Xane is saying he is a lost cause, hmm, tricky. I know someone’s boss for there work wouldn’t say that he needs someone even though that person he needs is a lost cause, that person he needs is going to die soon. But in Terraria, the bosses in that go on chasing the player no matter how badly prepared, or how badly in shape they are. This gives me a hint that this “Boss” is Skeletron.
Xane: “You know how bosses are.”
The boss: “XAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *stab*”
Heh. That hat he’s wearing was the hat Aley wore in the ship.
Did Tyrone Die 3 or 4 times?
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…I think I died 4 times, now that that evil Naiad killed me again. It wasn’t MY fault I forgot the anchovies! He didn’t even tell me to PUT anchovies on his pizza!!! In fact, I’m guessing that since he’s so evil, he just likes to kill people. That’s what. Yep, that’s totally it. He just likes killing. Who would WANT to PURPOSELY KILL SOMEONE?!? That’ll just… Well… You don’t wanna- You know what I mean.
Boy, Tyrone. You’ll miss dying when Crimson is discovered and they start hsing the Golden Shower. Then you’ll be a porta-potty, not a pizza guy.
wow, xane. you sure are a jerk.
I swear, tyrone dies pretty much every panel he appears in! #roughlife