Comic #407

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Alternate last panel: Tyrone in heaven, yelling at the sky, “ALL I WANTED WAS A PEACEFUL LIFE!!”

…Wait a minute, we’ve seen that food service hat before, haven’t we? It really doesn’t mesh with Tyrone’s look. I guess that’s what you get when a restaurant allows its employees to wear longcoats at work.

And wow, Xane really is a jerk, isn’t he?

-Jesse

123 thoughts on “Comic #407”

  1. GravSmasher

    Xane is one of those crazy yet awesome characters that you can’t help but love. 😀

    3. Xane

      I ain’t a jerk. Everyone else is making me act like this. MAN WHY CANT I GET DECENT FOOD SERVICE AROUND HERE?

      2. Da Poopz

        Even though I understand what you’re saying, I can’t understand why not liking anchovies is a reference. There’s a lot of people who don’t like anchovies, including me. I would have let him go free.

      5. Neferius

        Guys, what are anchovies?
        I’m serious, i tried looking it up on urbandictionary.com but all i got was references to incest, pedophilia and pubic hair O.o

  3. Fox0427

    Tyrone is here to save the day with his pizza delivery disguise! Ho-… Oh, never mind. He’s dead.

  4. jconner1

    I kinda respect Xane a little more now, simply because he gets anchovies on his pizza.

    2. ShadowMaster021

      I like him because he kills people so casually. I like all people who are sarcastic and badass at the same time.

  7. Bolt7wug

    For one id like to say wow poor pizza guy and two that’s Tyrone third of all I got 7th coment

  13. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    So Tyrone IS the Naiad’s “snitch” or “informant” from Comic #300. It makes sense why he wanted to meet the gang. To spy on them and to go to the Dungeon to deliver pizza (and information) to Xane. But he kept dying, by a Zombie, by Jesse’s laser stare, by Aley’s BWEEN! Laser and by Demolitionist’s Dynamite, and this all delayed his trip to the dungeon, and it explains why Xane seems irritated when he doesn’t get his pizza, because he asks him what did he see on his way here? How the information got to Xane before Comic #300 was that he snuck by the village while the gang were going to the jungle. Which also explains his need for binoculars, his “grand entry” so he can seem normal when he drops by the village so the gang don’t get suspicious of him being there, and if it worked, after 10 minutes, he’d go ‘Well it was nice seeing you but I have to go no. Bye.’ It also explains why he gets desperate to pass before Demolitionist’s Dynamite exploded on him, because he died twice already (three times including Jesse killing him) and he knew the Naiad were going to be annoyed if he didn’t get to the dungeon on time.

    1. Zace

      sure he does… one’s orange, the other is purple and both of them are very VERY sharp.

      1. Silmiss

        I really think they look more of a red-orange and a blue with a tiny bit of purple mixed in…

      2. Fen555

        I think it is this: The blue sword is blue-cyan-purple. Blue=95%, Cyan=4.5%, Purple=0.5%. The orange sword/dagger is orange-red-yellow. Orange=51.5%, Red=47.75%, Yellow=1.25%. Wait, why did I have to add statistics?

  15. Shadow_Mantis

    Xane… contender for one of the funniest characters in this comic. Also for what ever reason I read his lines in Handsome Jack’s voice.

  21. Qwerty the player

    I was not expecting that but I think I know who maxx is meeting ‘hint hint’ giant skeleton

      1. Knight0706

        … Just sayin wat has the minishark done to the zombie … Nothing Tyrone is done for ! XD I liek him dying and being shanked and shived and umm I will stop before I begin to sound like a psycho :3

      2. Shadow_Mantis

        Xane dodged Aley’s laser. What makes you think that he can’t dodge bullets too?

        Covering my ass here. Hardmode is not active so Tyrone doesn’t have access to Chlorophorite to make homing bullets.

      3. Duke Fishron

        Did not think that far aheadd but maks sense also xane can sue eghter kanui or iazanagi

      4. Duke Fishron

        How in the heck did i type that.I swear that when i posted that it had no spelling mistakes.And yeah now that i think about it Xane could dodge the bullets but i don’t think he could about meteor bouncing shots

  24. Zace

    so after numerous deaths by the hand of monsters and the occasional fairy Tyrone decided to work in a pizzeria….and still got killed.. Tyrone has worse luck than Cyril! [and that’s saying something!]

  25. Qwerty the player

    Hey does anyone think the pizza box looks like an ancient scroll in panels 2-4

  26. Qwerty the player

    I think Xane’s idea of a tip is a bit unusual but it’s better than nothing

    1. Silmiss

      He’d die by the dungeon guardian long before he gets 30 seconds into the dungeon. Either that or XANE KILLED HIM AS EXPLAINED IN THE COMIC… Just a thought, though.

  29. Silmiss

    HOLY CRAP GUYS! The dungeon is filled with skeletons, right? That means…
    REVENGE OF SKELEDEATH! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!

  32. Frozen Dirt

    HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!That’s what you get for being born,Tyrone!
    …
    Hey…
    I wonder what role the Lihzahrds will play…

  33. P.T.G

    Maxx had…a good idea?
    Madness!
    Also, poor Tyrone. How’d he get Aley’s hat though?

      1. Shadow_Mantis

        Pretty much it is that… but as long as he doesn’t get too busy with classes.

  39. flamesolais

    I finally finished the comic from the beginning to now! This was the best 5days of my life!

    1. D3monic Unicorn

      Zombies
      Deatomization by Aley
      Lazered by Jesse (possibly non-canon, but I’m not making any assumptions)
      Blown up by Gimley, son of bomberman
      And presumably stabbed for forgetting anchovies

      Did I miss anything?

  41. D3monic Unicorn

    Hi, I’m new here (AWESOME comic btw, Jesse!!). I was just wondering if there was a set update schedule here. I feel that having a routine to check would be better than occasionally refreshing the page.

    2. Wicksters

      Follow Jesse on Twitter. He tells everybody when the new comic is up or if it’s not going to happen that night!

  42. Narotiza

    Hello! I just started reading this comic a few hours ago, and I just now finished it! So… hello everybody!

  44. Xiusar

    i swear to god if you make the boss turn around in a big black shair and hold a cat,im gonna go apesh*t

  45. Fen555

    “…but ya know how bosses are”. If this “Boss” wants to meet maxx, but Xane is saying he is a lost cause, hmm, tricky. I know someone’s boss for there work wouldn’t say that he needs someone even though that person he needs is a lost cause, that person he needs is going to die soon. But in Terraria, the bosses in that go on chasing the player no matter how badly prepared, or how badly in shape they are. This gives me a hint that this “Boss” is Skeletron.

  49. junior64570

    …I think I died 4 times, now that that evil Naiad killed me again. It wasn’t MY fault I forgot the anchovies! He didn’t even tell me to PUT anchovies on his pizza!!! In fact, I’m guessing that since he’s so evil, he just likes to kill people. That’s what. Yep, that’s totally it. He just likes killing. Who would WANT to PURPOSELY KILL SOMEONE?!? That’ll just… Well… You don’t wanna- You know what I mean.

    1. donovanbode

      Boy, Tyrone. You’ll miss dying when Crimson is discovered and they start hsing the Golden Shower. Then you’ll be a porta-potty, not a pizza guy.

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