Comic #405

1/20th of the way to comic 500!!!

Looks like Sophia and the tinkerer are taking matters into their own hands. Though the tinkerer’s probably going to need his glasses back before he can be of any help. (His eyes are literally 1 pixel wide).

The thing with the wrench is a bit more of a Terraria-specific joke, though I think that anyone who’s familiar with fantasy can appreciate the strange decisions that jailers always seem to make when locking up the protagonists. It’s almost as if they want them to escape.

…But Xane would never do anything sadistic like that, would he?

-Jesse

79 thoughts on “Comic #405”

      1. PickHamAxeBlade

        According to recent news, the doors are imBWEENable. I doubt a wrench can break it open.

    1. Well, you would expect the the sensible option to not be expected, therefore Jessie knows we expect the non expected expectation, and he will choose the expected.

    2. If we’re lucky, we’ll see them build an apache copter or something and low up half the dungeon. That would be fun

  1. I really hope it doesn’t take a hundred comics to escape the dungeon like it did with the undead viking ship.

  2. Shadow_Mantis

    At least they have the wrench they’ll need to put a wrench in the Naiad’s plans.

    1. Shadow_Mantis

      Also… 2 geniuses in a room. How badly are they going to over complicate this? Lets find out sooner or later.

    1. Wrench the doorknob to unlock the door. Take the glasses and put it on the chair for goblin dummy. Cover table with cloth for sleeping mechanic dummy and remove the lantern. The darkness will keep the naiads from seeing well. Then grab the wrench and clonk the naiad in the head. Grab weapons and clothing. Cover yourselves with the clothing to make yourselves look like naiads, and slip silently through the other naiads. Clonk more naiads and steal more weapons and clothes. Take various weapons/clothes and jam various traps. Wander hopelessly through the dungeon until reaching maxx and co.’s cell. Release them and ask for a plan. Beaten up guidey uses a magic bunny to lead them through and have maxx lead the way with goblin tinkerer spotting traps. Hannah patches up maxx and guidey on the way. Then find aley in kitchen forced to cook. Have aley bween through all the traps until they end up at front door. Find naiad assasin and assassin sics skeletron on them. Maxx and bigger co. end up at back door. Mechanic acts like,” Oh gee! I didn’t know this was here. Man I am the dumbest mechanic ever!” Then skeletron stops and explain that he is not a wild abomination but a cursed intellectual old man. He says he is a old clothier until the naiads found him and cursed him. Then the daylight comes and skeletron screams in pain. NOOOOOO!!! He dies and ends up as a old man again in the dungeon. They rescue him but he admits that he cannot escape until he is killed by a player character. Maxx then kill him with more shampoo. He dies. He respawns as the clothier in heaven and appears at the village which is overrun with goblins.The merchant is firing potshots at the goblins with his coin gun and then clothier then realizes he can now transform into skeletron freely(like the hulk of terraria) and turns into skeletron. Then he grabs all of the goblins and chucks him back towards the dungeon, and turns back into the clothier, and waits patiently for maxx and co. Then maxx searches through the re dead bones of evil skeletron and finds the muramasa. It is so light that he can now swing his sword as fast as the naiad assassin, and that is how he beats him. Xane then grabs a small, secret naiad dagger and throws it. It hits maxx and maxx nearly dies and the company rush home to save him.

      Longest comment EVER…

      1. I highly doubt it. Jesse doesn’t usually use commenters ideas, since he has the story set already. But if he did it would be epic.

  3. We’ll you just did get separated from your wrench…
    She’s locked in there for a really long time

  4. uh oh! i think the lad is goin’ to a Pirates Of The Caribbean reference… {hint hint…; when the black smith explains how he built the cell gates and how you can break them loose using the right leverage…} {in a wisperin’ voice}

  5. Make maxx and the nurse break thought the door and are running from from the naiads and maxx finds old shadow armor laying around and go boss mode on everybody

  6. This name was a complete waste of time becuase I just don't care I wanted it to be really funny but it didn't work to the other people so that's why this name is long, also, #MaxxIzBoss

    When are we going back to maxx and da gang?

  7. Does anyone remember that thing Da Poopz said in the comments a few comics ago? In 404, I saw someone say June said she has an ex. WHAT OF IT’S XANE!? He said that, too. :/

    1. Wrench the doorknob to unlock the door. Take the glasses and put it on the chair for goblin dummy. Cover table with cloth for sleeping mechanic dummy and remove the lantern. The darkness will keep the naiads from seeing well. Then grab the wrench and clon

      What about that comment?

  8. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    Xane and June both have similar looking names as well. Another reason on why they might have been close friends before. I’m just kind of glad now that somebody mentioned one of my comments previously because I didn’t have it happen before.

    1. Maybe they were friends from childhood, and were then boyfriend and girlfriend, but when the war started they had to become enemies.

  9. The Lonesome Sniper

    im just sitting here thinking, “why dont they pourpusly fall in the death traps, thell just respawn outside the dungen.”

      1. The Lonesome Sniper

        one of them could be killed by the giant wrench (probably the tinkerer, better than being possedvby a evil demon.) and he could come back with some of his gadgets and then get her out too.

  10. Jesse, You forgot to include the rope they were tied up in. Who knows how much that could of helped.

    1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      No, he didn’t forget the rope. It’s right between the table and chair, the brown pile that looks like turd.

      1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        So it is. My mistake. But it’s not like we didn’t have things dissapear before in this comic.

  11. use the door as a battering ram, the chair and cloth to make a flail, and use the lantern to set a fire to distract the guards… wait, that won’t get rid of any of the traps…

  12. The door is wooden; they could burn it with the lantern. Knock it down before the Naiad hear the crackling, or just whack them with the wrench. Glasses=2 glass, could make goggles with the work bench+chair like normal Terraria. Use them to scout for traps. Go in a random direction, clocking Naiads until they mysteriously end up at Maxx’s door, bust it down and together they lead an assault like no other.

      1. Well, they could hammer it with the wrench to curve the lenses so you can see farther. That probably isn’t how it works but this is terraria.

  13. I really hope Sophia/ Tinky makes Maxx a mechanical hammush. by the way Tinky is the goblin tinkerer

  14. …what about the ropes that were used to tie them up? Why weren’t they included in the inventory check?

  15. I love minecraft, you love minecraft, we love minecraft, minecraftastic! Funny magic minecraft creepers, doo doo doo, funny magic minecraft creepers, doo doo doo, I love minecraft, MINECRAFT!

    lol, great comic

    1. Oops.
      I expected to see June in this one… Cause you know…
      First comic in June?

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    1. You really shouldn’t make comments like that, because they fill up space for no reason, just like the “FIRST” comments, and this comment will probably get deleted by Jesse because there is no use for this comment. So, nobody gets a laugh out of it, it barely predicts what’s going to happen next, and it’s just as useless as the “FIRST” comments.

  17. Qwerty the player

    I love this comic so much I can’t wait to see what they do with those items i hope it’s epic as it usually is.

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