Comic #404

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I’m starting to see a theme emerge in the NPCs here…

-Jesse

130 thoughts on “Comic #404”

    1. Bob

      Yo Jesse, when is arms dealer gonna come in? He should be there to save the day with his mini shark and just shoot dat naiad guy.

      1. Beast_

        I have a lingering suspicion that he doesn’t even know how to use the minishark.

      2. Boss

        He doesn’t know how to use any firearms at ALL. When he’s being attacked by zombies or goblins he just walks away from them when he’s hit

      4. Da Poopz

        Nah, its just that goblins are short and her being taller than the Tinkerer messes up your perspective. Also, when are we going to learn his name???

      1. The Moon Boss

        Actually i am A guy… honestly blood moons are just when i accidently choke on an asteriod and im turning red….

      1. Da Poopz

        Its going to be REALLY funny when the mechanic is angry. I imagine June will come back and explain whats going on, and that they have uncontrollable rage, then explain how she is unaffected because she already has uncontrollable rage.0

      2. abc

        every now an then, a night will be a blood moon. on a bl0od moon, many enemies spawn, more than usual. also, the female NPCs are angry/in a bad moon

      4. Shadow_Mantis

        Stylist gets homicidal on a Blood Moon. She, out of all of them, out right threatens to kill you if you get on her bad side.

  5. Flaskle

    FOURTH….. That’s not very good… It is to me though, because I’m usually never very close to few comments.

  9. Amianas

    The Plural of Schweinehund is Schweinehunde, by the way. For everyone who does not know it, Schweinehund means pig dog in german

    1. Lord Nagaviper

      Lol German cognates make the language really easy for me to understand, though I thought it was “swine dogs” at first. Ehh, same thing I guess.

  12. Spacepuffin

    Is the mechanic a djinn? It would make sense if she could take Maxx and the crew to the pyramids! Her hair looks like the hair from the djinn from a previous comic!
    can’t wait to see her reaction to the lihzard dungeon!

  13. The Doctor

    “you keep the mechanic in the brig?” says soldier 1

    “We keep her tied up in the brig, I’m not taking any chances.” says general 1

      1. Da Poopz

        I think he means Sophia, but yes. Aley. I bet Jesse’s gonna do a couple of comics on him starting from right after he was thrown off the Fortress entrance.

  16. mrthorbjoern

    Schweinehunde!

    Selling the poor goblin! And drugging the mechanic…I really like her character 😀

      4. Just a guy-_-

        John,your avatar is STILL better than mine though.i look more like a normal guy.(good i don’t want anyone figuring out what is really looks like)

  17. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    The Mehanic’s personality makes me feel sorry for her AND makes me want to grab the nearest laser cannon and shoot her over and over. Both these feelings make the Mechanic’s character work almost perfectly. By the way, do you guys remember June’s interview, where she stated that she has an ex? Well I was just thinking that Xane might be her ex! They’re both funny in their sort of way, they’re both murderous, and it might have been sort of a failed attempt at bringing the Naiad and Dryad to peace. Anyway, that’s it for this post of mine.

    1. Krav

      Exactly, I was thinking the exact same thing several comics ago! About the Xane/ June thing, rather. It just makes a lot of sense!

      2. Zace

        Huh I haven’t actually played in a while but I thought they changed colour, I guess I must be thinking of something else.

      3. Da Poopz

        Well kinda sorta. There are 3 different colors they can be, but they are that color all throughout the dungeon. They don’t change.

  21. Gerbold

    And now they build the perfect goblin – human tech hybrid escapemachine and end up in Maxxes cell. 😛

  22. Zace

    Okaaayyy…. Sophia’s only been in two comics and she’s starting to scare me….alot.

  26. Knight0706

    ERMERGERD the mechanic is hilarious XD more mechanic but I wanna see what’s going on with Cyril Hannah and maxx ~as always great work jesse

  28. Gemmaster40

    I’m imagining the voice of the Mechanic as Moira from Fallout 3. It’s like a perfect match…

    2. DatWalrus

      Yeah, now that I think about it, that is a perfect match.
      Plus they’re both mentally messed up.

  29. Awsonymous

    She’s so cute.
    I bet the goblin brought along some gadget that’ll help them.

  30. Flaskle

    Wait. What if when she get’s angry, she get’s demonic powers, and is probably worse than June. Remember what Xane said to the Goblin Tinkerer when he bringing him down to the dungeon? “Oh, bit of demonic possession, dark rituals that no mortal was every meant to touch.” – Comic 398.

    1. Flaskle

      What if the Naiad already did it to her, but her nice complexion held the demon-ness from taking over?

    1. Dialga

      I see why you’re called The ‘D’. On an entirely different subject, nice avatar.

  35. The Lonesome Sniper

    she reminds me of Moira Brown from fallout 3 already,
    Moira- jumpsuit, mechanic, cherrie, red head, energetic
    Sophia- coveralls, mechanic, cherrie, red head, energetic

  36. martin923

    The clothier can say you this: “I keep having vague memories of tying up a woman and throwing her in a dungeon.” (Explains why the mechanic is found in the dungeon, as the clothier was at one point possessed by Skeletron.)

      2. Grubson

        Hello mister error, how many electronics did you “blue screen of death’d” today?

  38. Dialga

    Added an entry to TV Tropes under “Either World Domination or Something About Bananas” regarding the “bowl of two goldfish” prophecy

  48. Triscuit Patio furniture

    Why do I imagine the Mechanic voiced by Kristen Schaal. OUTCAST BUDDIES just seems like a thing Mabel from gravity falls would say.

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