Comic #316

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EPILOGUE

Oh, June. Have I mentioned that she’s my favorite character? She’s my favorite character.

Panels 2 and 3 might seem strange to anyone who hasn’t sifted through all of the questions you had for June. Seriously, I couldn’t believe how many of them could have been answered with a simple ‘murder’ if I’d asked them.

June’s knowledge of MLP might seem a little out of character for her… but hey, everyone’s allowed to have hidden facets. Thanks to my friend Justin for lending me his knowledge of the characters’ relative coolnesses. Knowing that MLP contains bear-wrestling, I might just have to check that show out.

June’s interview will continue for one more comic!

-Jesse

117 thoughts on “Comic #316”

    1. Trevan Lang

      that would be the equivalent of Vi and Jinx from league… except June would easily be able to murder the party girl.

      2. The Anticrapple

        Technically Discord is a Draconiquis or however you spell that and therefor is ineligible to be best pony since he isnt one but if he where there would be no doubt that he would be best pony I already got my rod of discord in terraria and am ready to mess up my friends day when we pvp

    1. Deoxys Enderman

      You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
      We are NOT the cancer of the internet. Some of us are perfectly fine, like me, myself, and I.. (Then again, some of the fans [Like Cloppers and overzealous fans…] are probably the reason the majority of you haters hate.)

      1. Squideer

        I never said I was a hater, I just don’t get the point. Reason why I said Jesse should get help, Before his head explodes from confusion as a result of watching the series.

      2. The Anticrapple

        Yeah sure that’s what you where thinking
        Either way Fluttershy still wins best pony award and for good reason

      1. Selectro

        Nevermind, I just read the description.
        Jesse, it’s only ONE episode with bear wrestling, don’t get your hopes up. I’m not saying don’t watch it, though. Do whatever you want.

      2. Nyerguds

        She also glared a dragon into submission, tamed a manticore stared down a cockatrice while it was slowly turning her into stone, and got said cockatrice to un-stone the ones it already petrified.

        And with the bear it wasn’t actually wrestling, it was chiropractic care :p

  13. Star and Moon

    Wait, Fluttershy wrestles BEARS?

    Gee, and I thought the Heavy from Team Fortress 2 was awesome. However, I’ve never actually watched MLP, well I did see some of the first episode, but yeah.

    So anyway June, tell us, what is your favorite memory from childhood, oh wait, you already answered that, when you figured out people could be murdered.

    So I’ll ask this, describe the first person you ever murdered.

    Wow long comment.

  15. Jaguargirl

    I’m sorry, but RD FOREVER
    *notices June glaring* UHHHH
    Fluttershy is awesome as hell, Rainbow Dash is cool too but ohgodpleasedonthurtme

    1. PickHamAxeBlade

      COWER IN FEAR AT THE FEET OF THE MIGHTY FLUTTERSHY!!!!!

      Oh, did I just black out? Sorry about that. It happens when people DEFY FLUTTERSHY

  16. Lethalfalcon86

    I like rapidsh from pokemon. Thats as close as ive ever gotten in the ways of fictional ponies (ponys?)

    1. Star and Moon

      Nah, Maxx still holds the record, “How does one get a cube pie” really got me, and then 2 + 2 = Window… XD

  20. Emsins

    I really love the subtle things in this comic; they broke a few branches of the tree in the first panel to sit on. It’s the little details that make this an amazing comic.
    You’re awesome, Jesse.

  22. Kizul

    Yeah fluttershy DID wrestle’s a bear… but she actually kind and sweet <3
    but the down side of her is that she's really shy [ hence the name ] she even got scared of her own shadow ^-^ but yeah… fav pony… AJ is the second best and TS in third but enough of that… i just wanna know if hes going to add the new NPC's to the story love to see the party girl witch is a reference too Pinkiepie

    /) bro hoov /)

  27. jimlad

    Which is your favorite Doctor? Or what is the square root of PI (NOT pie) cubed?

    What can I say, I like that question.

  28. Dm

    Bowl of 2 goldfish, GET A FREAKIN TOP HAT! Bowler hats arn’t as classy! P.S. Try a top hat with a monacle for extra class.

  29. Eegxeta

    June, do you draw your power from the element earth or from the hallow? If you could find one or more player characters to aid the “chosen one”, would you? Is the dirt rod the only magical item you can use? What was the farthest any chosen one got? Have you heard of Dungeons and Dragons? If there was a infinite number of parallel worlds and you could freely travel between them what would you do? If you had to carry a weapon other than the dirt rod what would it be? How much longer do you think Maxx will last? Have there been “chosen ones” worst than Maxx? Has there been a “chosen one” who preferred ranged or magic weapons over melee? Does every object you make with the dirt rod disappear or can it make a permanent item or structure? Have you tried to collect the swords and forge the Night’s Edge yourself? Where were the Djinn and the Faerie when the Naiad and the Dryad were at total war? Is there any other things you can manipulate at will without using the dirt rod? Is the corruption spreading? If not then wouldn’t it be better to keep it isolated to that one place, instead of releasing upon the world in its full might to again be used for evil? What do the Djinn and the Faerie think of the corruption? Have you ever considered leaving the continent to search for a player character who is powerful enough to make it to the end? Have you ever left this continent? Have you ever seen a floating island? You are easily the strongest person on the continent (with the possible exception of Maxx) why haven’t you gone to finish the Naiad off? Have you ever found a heart crystal? Have you seen a falling star? Has a meteor ever landed on the continent? Can you think of any more questions that could be in this interview?

      3. The Reader DuN DuN DuUuUuUuUnNnN!1!1!!!11!!!!ONE!!!!11!!

        I read the whole thing fast with large breaths at the end of each sentence. It’s HILARIOUS!!! *gets library debuff from wall of text.* Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

      4. Kokonut_Binks

        Lol. Well, now that I know how to finally summon the Wall of Text, here we go. *copies and pastes*

    2. Eegxeta

      June, have you had any marksman training? What is the maximum number of separate objects you can create and animate with the dirt rod? Have you ever found a temple in the jungle underground? Have you been to the Underworld? How far can you fly on a dirt platform? How high can you fly on a dirt platform? Do the Dyrad have board games? Are you a NPC? How many NPCs have you seen in your life? How many PCs have you seen in your life? Are there any Dryad, Naiad, Faerie, or Djinn PCs? What is the most advance piece of technology you have ever seen? Did you smash it with the Dirt Rod? How long have you had the Dirt Rod? If your a princess then where is the King and or Queen? Do you like bubbles? In the Pygmy Caves why did you only smack Maxx with your hand? Have you been in the Pygmy Caves before? Have you ever played a trading card game? If Dyrads don’t use technology then how did you find out about the ponies? If there have been countless “Chosen Ones” then how come there is still shadow orbs in the corruption, wouldn’t they have all been broken a long time ago? How do you not know where the Naiad are when there is only two directions the Naiad could be in? If you think Maxx has no chance why did you stick around for as long as you did? Have any “Chosen Ones” failed the quest, but didn’t die? How do you know what goes on in a goblin frat party? What is the farthest you have hit any “Chosen One”? Do you like rain? If so what do you like about it? Have you heard the saying Roses are red, violets are purple energy bombs? If you had the space would you expand your personal arsenal? If so then with what? How do you access Hammerspace? What can you store there and how much? Where is Hammerspace? How long has it been since the last “Chosen One”? How often do “Chosen Ones” appear? How much of the world have you explored? What do you do when there isn’t a “Chosen One” around? Who was the most promising “Chosen One” and how far did he or she get? Do you have siblings? What was the strangest shape you got a sapling to grown in? What is the average competency of “Chosen Ones”? Is this enough questions? If not then how many more do you want?

      3. Eegxeta

        Also I’m pretty sure June would have no problem answering most or all of these.

        Man now I keep putting question marks at the end of each sentence?

  30. Awsonymous

    Yeah I’m not sure whether “murder” is an appropriate answer for “what is Plantera like”. So instead I’m going to ask about that epic dirt rod: what is the ext… oh wait, murder. Yeah.

    NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! What sorts of weapons do the Dryad tend to wield?

  32. Dm

    Goldfishes look like ur a argue fish, with less brainpower than a dinosaur and eat nasty smelling food. So all in all yes I like goldfish.

  34. Dm

    P.s. June, since the djin insulted humans, I am calling in between 5-50 nuclear bombs on every dessert in the continent. One of them is bound to hit home! P.S. remind me never to wear cactus armor.

    1. Dm

      Wow! U took my suggestio! P.s. I’ve also acquired 490 MAGGIC hellfire missiles! (yes they’re real.)

  40. Purp

    Hey June, why is your personality so….. dark….compared to the other Dryad’s? Did something happen in your past?

  41. Eegxeta

    She explained this in the comic. She has seen many many many “Chosen Ones” try to forge the Night’s Edge and unseal the hallow and they all died horribly.

  43. Dm

    June, do you only need nights edge to make true nights edge for combination with true Excalibur for terra blade? Is that why you want hard mode?

  44. Baka

    Flower in Cyril. When Cyril said that he didn’t want to be a magician, you said “This a first for me.” Does that mean that people eat you often? And how do you get out of people without turning into a pile of carbon waste?

    1. Eegxeta

      It would be a mana rich waste and so a another mana flower would grow there and someone else would eat it.

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