Comic #315

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I love how quickly my character has lost his interview set, confidence, and dignity. Judging by the character I’m about to interview, I’d say my fortunes are not about to improve any time soon.

Shillelaghs make any joke a good one.

-Jesse

95 thoughts on “Comic #315”

    1. mikspik

      OMG i read that wrong the first time to be
      “Oh june, so much _ass”
      i was shocked then re-read and all was ok XD

  3. Squideer

    Also I couldn’t help but notice the sudden change in background from 1.1 > 1.2v
    Comics slowly “Evolving”,

    1. Star and Moon

      I think he had to use a new screenshot yet the initial 2 panels were from an old screenshot. 😛

      1. explodesuicider

        Nah, it’s probably changing in-comic, the blocks are starting to become slopes and half-blocks too.

  5. I use fen555 too much, I should use something else

    “disasters come in threes”
    2 disasters already, now what is the next one?

    3. Yaq

      Yeah. The “third disaster” is a threat to disembowel poor Jesse with a shillelagh, whatever that is.

  8. Star and Moon

    Man, I read this comic way too much. In my Terraria fanfic, I keep wanting to type in June as the dryad’s name even though it’s actually something else… :p

  9. Squideer

    I actually just thought of something. I bet June is going to kill Jesse *He’ll respawn I hope* and then the interview with Tyrone will take place. (And possibly the angel)

  12. ghostlean

    I see some June jokes over there. Pretty nice I must say.
    My questions are the same as the previous comic. And a extra one: June did you ever met a famous proffesor called Oak? He is pretty cool too, and I’m sure he would be interested in Aley’s gender. (Or is it genre? I dunno)

  13. Shadow_Mantis

    Interested to see how this interview turns out. 20 Gold Coins that June kicks Jesse’s ass!

      1. Shadow_Mantis

        I’ll raise you 1 Platinum, 1 Stynger, and 100 Bolts for said Stynger that she completely decimates Jesse.

      2. chaincat

        hmm.. I’ll call your bluff and raise you 5 platinum, Tim’s hat and a fire feather that Jesse’s existence will cease to be after this interview

      3. Squideer

        Guys face it, Jesse on this comic can’t fight. Only “Weapon” he has is pushing the phrase that “The Pen(cil) is mightier then the Sword(Dirt Rod)”

      5. PkmnGod777

        I raise, 10 platinum, one True Excalibur, one Golem Trophy and a ShadowBeam Staff that Jesse won’t even be remembered by anything after this

      6. explodesuicider

        ! raise you 99 platinum, a Terra Blade, all the trophies and paintings, and a set of Spectre, Shroomite, and Clorophyte armor that Jesse survives because June probably isn’t as powerful as a fairy laser.

      7. chaincat

        Ok… Full spectre armor, a legendary Terra blade, 1000 platinum, 999 rainbow bricks, 99 of all trophies and 99 of all paintings that Jesse feels so loved right now from this string of comments

      9. explodesuicider

        I raise you all the sets of armors on mannequins, 99 of every banner, trophy, and painting, 2000 platinum and a coin gun, all the pet summons(99 each) and 2 Legendary Terra Blades that this is getting f**king ridiculous.

      11. explodesuicider

        1. You’re a bit late. 2. That isn’t really possible. 3. Nobody would take you up on that. 4. “Owned” is too much of a vague term.

      12. ExplosionSuicide

        rofl,I bet 3000 platinum,5 legendery The Axes,a full stack of all ores in game and my slaves npcs that Jesse will fall to oblivion in June’s hands

      13. PkmnGod777

        5000 Platinum Coins, 500 Titanium, 10 Mythical Shadowbeam Staffs, two sets of every armour, 5 Clentaminators, 20 Jetpacks and 50000 Confetti Guns

      15. PkmnGod777

        You can’t just take a raised bet!
        Fine, I’ll reraise, 7500 Platinum Coins, 750 Titanium Bars, 15 Godly Vampire Knives, Three sets of every armour, 10 Clentaminators, 40 Jetpacks, and 100000 Confetti Guns

    2. Jammy Jake

      I’ll bet a Terrablade, True Night’s Edge, and a True Excalibur all with legendary stats PLUS 10,000 Platinum Coins that nothing will happen to Jesse because he’s basically GOD in this comic.

      1. Tyrael

        You can be true but you are wrong.Do you miss aley lazered the studio and Jesse.Jesse’s color changes to black.So It’s not nothing!(Well I’m not feeling good now)

  14. Sero

    Well, I’m not sure if I should repost my question, so I’ll just do it under the guise of idfkwisd (I don’t f*cking know what I should do)

    In how many ways would you want to kill Maxx if you didn’t have to worry about the “Prophecy”?

  16. Human Guy

    June, How far did the other chosen ones come in their quest until you… I mean until they died a totally normal death, not related to you in any way, of course…

    pls dont hurt me

  21. nitronx

    you know, june is right, disasters in threes.
    after all, before the two aley studio incidents there was maxx’s eye-burning, right?

      1. Eegxeta

        I don’t know, your assuming June is actually going to attack him. While it is likely Jesse just may get fed up and confiscate her dirt rod.

        That I would like to see.

  29. Wicksters

    I wasn’t sure that I’d enjoy interviews with LOM characters…but I have…and so far, this one’s the best! So funny! I just love the humour and June’s THE BEST!

  30. Minstorm34

    June, how do you feel about actually being an npc that sells crap and has no use? Also Jesse hacked that dirt rod

    2. Pancakus, Eatus!

      This whole webcomic is based off of a guy in terraria with mutliple derp npcs that follow him and do stuff…
      I think i just summed up this entire story

  32. Eegxeta

    I have questions for Jesse, do you actually have a answer for my question is June a NPC and if so are you going to answer it in the interview or in the comic?

    I have gotten as far as I can on observation, analysis and speculation.

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