I love how quickly my character has lost his interview set, confidence, and dignity. Judging by the character I’m about to interview, I’d say my fortunes are not about to improve any time soon.
Shillelaghs make any joke a good one.
-Jesse
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Oh June, so much sass
OMG i read that wrong the first time to be
“Oh june, so much _ass”
i was shocked then re-read and all was ok XD
Dang, Beat to the punch.
Also I couldn’t help but notice the sudden change in background from 1.1 > 1.2v
Comics slowly “Evolving”,
I think he had to use a new screenshot yet the initial 2 panels were from an old screenshot. 😛
Nah, it’s probably changing in-comic, the blocks are starting to become slopes and half-blocks too.
The leaves on the trees are different too
v1.2*
“disasters come in threes”
2 disasters already, now what is the next one?
Death?
I think June herself seems like much worse of a disaster than death.
Probably
The third disaster is Jesse getting whacked in the nuts with a dirty golf club!
its a shillelagh,not a golf club.
Yeah. The “third disaster” is a threat to disembowel poor Jesse with a shillelagh, whatever that is.
June, what is your favorite weapon of death using the dirt rod?
DUDE I TOLD YOU TO RUN NOW RUN SO YOU HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE OF SURVIVAL
Man, I read this comic way too much. In my Terraria fanfic, I keep wanting to type in June as the dryad’s name even though it’s actually something else… :p
Your writing a Terraria fanfic and you didn’t tell me!?!
I actually just thought of something. I bet June is going to kill Jesse *He’ll respawn I hope* and then the interview with Tyrone will take place. (And possibly the angel)
:3
June, if you had to kill any person on the planet right now, who would it be?
I guess it would be you
Probally Maxx
I see some June jokes over there. Pretty nice I must say.
My questions are the same as the previous comic. And a extra one: June did you ever met a famous proffesor called Oak? He is pretty cool too, and I’m sure he would be interested in Aley’s gender. (Or is it genre? I dunno)
Interested to see how this interview turns out. 20 Gold Coins that June kicks Jesse’s ass!
50 says she turns him to a smoldering pile of ash!
I’ll raise you 1 Platinum, 1 Stynger, and 100 Bolts for said Stynger that she completely decimates Jesse.
hmm.. I’ll call your bluff and raise you 5 platinum, Tim’s hat and a fire feather that Jesse’s existence will cease to be after this interview
Guys face it, Jesse on this comic can’t fight. Only “Weapon” he has is pushing the phrase that “The Pen(cil) is mightier then the Sword(Dirt Rod)”
which is why we’re placing bets on how badly June will destroy him.
I raise, 10 platinum, one True Excalibur, one Golem Trophy and a ShadowBeam Staff that Jesse won’t even be remembered by anything after this
! raise you 99 platinum, a Terra Blade, all the trophies and paintings, and a set of Spectre, Shroomite, and Clorophyte armor that Jesse survives because June probably isn’t as powerful as a fairy laser.
Ok… Full spectre armor, a legendary Terra blade, 1000 platinum, 999 rainbow bricks, 99 of all trophies and 99 of all paintings that Jesse feels so loved right now from this string of comments
Damn these bets are getting pretty damn high. It’s hilarious.
I raise you all the sets of armors on mannequins, 99 of every banner, trophy, and painting, 2000 platinum and a coin gun, all the pet summons(99 each) and 2 Legendary Terra Blades that this is getting f**king ridiculous.
I bet 10000000 of every item Jesse gets owned
1. You’re a bit late. 2. That isn’t really possible. 3. Nobody would take you up on that. 4. “Owned” is too much of a vague term.
rofl,I bet 3000 platinum,5 legendery The Axes,a full stack of all ores in game and my slaves npcs that Jesse will fall to oblivion in June’s hands
5000 Platinum Coins, 500 Titanium, 10 Mythical Shadowbeam Staffs, two sets of every armour, 5 Clentaminators, 20 Jetpacks and 50000 Confetti Guns
Okay thank you for the charity. *takes the stuff from PkmnGod777*
You can’t just take a raised bet!
Fine, I’ll reraise, 7500 Platinum Coins, 750 Titanium Bars, 15 Godly Vampire Knives, Three sets of every armour, 10 Clentaminators, 40 Jetpacks, and 100000 Confetti Guns
Im gonna take your bet and double it!
I’ll bet a Terrablade, True Night’s Edge, and a True Excalibur all with legendary stats PLUS 10,000 Platinum Coins that nothing will happen to Jesse because he’s basically GOD in this comic.
You can be true but you are wrong.Do you miss aley lazered the studio and Jesse.Jesse’s color changes to black.So It’s not nothing!(Well I’m not feeling good now)
yes but he was not injured in any way(at least it seemed like that).
I’ll take you’re bet and double it!
I BET OVER 9000! PLATINUM HE DOES NOT KILL HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS OF WRITING THIS COMIC!
Well, I’m not sure if I should repost my question, so I’ll just do it under the guise of idfkwisd (I don’t f*cking know what I should do)
In how many ways would you want to kill Maxx if you didn’t have to worry about the “Prophecy”?
Since there’s so many people that you hate, and hate you, is there anyone you actually like?
June, How far did the other chosen ones come in their quest until you… I mean until they died a totally normal death, not related to you in any way, of course…
pls dont hurt me
June’s eyes changes red and kills you with dirt-sword!(R.I.P)
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Human Guy has been fainted!
June received 9999999999 xp
June has grown to level OVER 9000!
june, how many chosen ones have you brutally killed?
9 they said in the comic.
June would you stick your hand in a toaster or kiss maxx
Golden Free Man??????? IS THAT YOU BUDDY?
golden?
Bowl of Two Goldfish???? What do you doing here!Back to the merchant.(I sell you)
How a easy question.She will choose the toaster!(R.I.P. June’s Hand)
they never said the toaster had to be on :3
But It’s on!I..I see!
June, can you make dirt out of dirt?
I’M BACK FOR MY REVENGE!
PREPARE TO DIE GRAMMAR NAZIS!
looooooooooooool you’re back 😀
did you get banned somehow?
grammar Nazis kidnapped me and tried to kill me.But i’m ok now
Why is your avatar thing changing?
maybe its another person imitating the first person
nope,thats because I’m putting random emails here,too lazi to put the correct one.
you know, june is right, disasters in threes.
after all, before the two aley studio incidents there was maxx’s eye-burning, right?
No.The third diaster Is June.Think,how many ways can she kill Jesse!(If Jesse disables his immortal power)
I don’t know, your assuming June is actually going to attack him. While it is likely Jesse just may get fed up and confiscate her dirt rod.
That I would like to see.
Jesse please make an another secret-joke!I think this time we can found him!
a bowl of 2 goldfish is too much 4 maxx to handle. he would be a bowl.
(Mentaly)
June, who is best pony?
heheheheheh
Really the blocks don’t change between versions [citation needed].
I hate to put pressure on you, but besides the ones before 1.2 you have about 8 new NPC’s to deal with
I wasn’t sure that I’d enjoy interviews with LOM characters…but I have…and so far, this one’s the best! So funny! I just love the humour and June’s THE BEST!
June, how do you feel about actually being an npc that sells crap and has no use? Also Jesse hacked that dirt rod
Oh this must have been one of the questions resulting in “murder”
Am I the only one who noticed that the background is from Terraria?
YOU DONT SAY :O?
This whole webcomic is based off of a guy in terraria with mutliple derp npcs that follow him and do stuff…
I think i just summed up this entire story
I have questions for Jesse, do you actually have a answer for my question is June a NPC and if so are you going to answer it in the interview or in the comic?
I have gotten as far as I can on observation, analysis and speculation.
I’m only asking because well it would be kinda a huge plot element.
(I don’t know why I’m posting this) :/
question for June:
what is your favorite plant?
June, what is the most satisfying thing to kill you’ve killed so far?
simply gold xD
i dont hate her guts only her kidneys