…And that concludes my interview with Aley. It just wasn’t meant to go any further. Sorry if I didn’t cover as many questions with him/her as I did with other characters, but after two interviews I wanted to mix it up a bit. That, and there are some questions that I deliberately didn’t touch 😉
My next guest will be June the Dryad! That’s right… LoM’s most divisive character will be appearing on the show to answer your questions! …Please be civil. Even if you hate her guts.
-Jesse
First.
To be sorry to be posting with only that I’m first.
Yep
You are
How many people has June killed?
How many hits does it take to get to the heart of a Maxx? xD
how do you make so many things with your dirt rod?
June, do you have a rival/arch-nemesis?
EVERYTHING.
Aww…what a ray of sunshine!
What an accurate profile picture…😂
How did you learn to do such amazing things with the dirt rod, and can you teach me how?
omg aley has a face in 2nd to last panel! also june, have you ever worn poison ivy? if so, what does it feel like? and what do you do in winter for clothing?
Beforehand, make sure your insurance covers loss of body parts and stuff, you know…
For June, what is the most painful and horrible way she has killed someone?
Ah I freaking love these comics xD
Also, June, what other weapons have you used besides the dirt rod, if any?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Whatever it was.
tootsie pop!
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Love that interview with Aley! June, do you have a soft spot for Maxx…be honest!
I love that happy face on aley. So Adorable ^^
She answered my question! (I asked if she knew Navi).
Fiddlesticks… REALLY?
It is a he…
Actually we still don’t know what Aley’s gender is since Aley got confused by the question and Jesse just skipped it after that
Which tells me that either it is a spoiler to tell us now or Jesse is just trolling us
It was proven 2 times already that aley is male.
June, do you like grapefruit
And if not that, do you like cookies?
how are you so good with the dirt rod?
I can see the set being destroyed even more with June around. Here’s my question:
Don’t you get cold just wearing vines?
lol at aleys face in second to last panel XD
Aley seems like the type of interview you’d except from a 6-10 year old.
On Topic: June, There’s clearly a difference between your Dirt Rod and every other one on the game, What makes yours special or how do you operate your significantly?
When it’s time to get the Wind Sword, which I forgot the name of, will you hit Maxx with a dirt rod club to launch him into the sky?
I hope so.
Its Called The Gossamer Sword
like she needs a reason to send Maxx flying with her dirt rod
What were your parents like and how could they name you after a tree? Please don’t squash Jessie.
they are Dryad they get named after plant species
I’ve read at least several different books where one of the characters was named Juniper…
Panel 6 = Hammer space? or Jesse’s brain? or what..? Maybe something else…?Also, are you going to interview Nature’s Gift? Because I have so many questions for him/it/her
Is that a Dr. Who reference or is aley just smaller when in his/a keg?
Nice reference.
No, it’s HAMMERSPACE!!
My question for you is: why didn’t you get Maxx to make you clothing before you left? with or without force, because you beating Maxx’s face in to make clothing would be funny.
June wha happins if your dirt staff won’t work?
June, what are you going to do now since you left Maxx and the gang?
June how do you make a dirt rod?
maybe just put some dirt on a stick?
JUNE Y U SO MEAN??!?!
June, have you ever acted like a nice person? You know, just like the kind of people who doesn’t kill other people.
2nd or parallel question: have you ever fell in love?
3rd and last: who was your first chosen one and how did he died?
Dear june which would you rather do kill or kiss maxx?
June, what was your 18th birthday like?
18,000th birthday more like.
No, the I game dryads are 400… Or was it 200?
they’re 500.
Can you make some dirt artwork with your rod?
haha, he got schooled by Aley so hard.
June, who do you think would win in a fight, you or black mage from 8-bit theater.
Hey June: why do you like bikinis so much?
June, you have been waiting for 500 years on someone who will cleanse the world. Why don’t you try to further that goal by helping the chosen? Even if you don’t want to interfere directly, you can at least teach Maxx how to fight properly…
What would you rather have? A) a world of corruption or B) a world of crimson?
if any of you have noticed the central underground caverns entrances look like they could be eyes of cthulhu
demon eye to wandering eye to eye of cthulhu to crimson underground entrance
the life cycle of an eye in terraria
June, How old are you exactly?
501.
June, do you happen to know anyone called “April” or “May”?
her name isnt the month june its like the tree juniper because her full name is juniper but she prefers to be called june
June, since you’re like 500 years old, do you have any kids?
June, do you find Jesse attractive?
(muhahaha that’s a trick question for Jesse)
Jesse is about to die again. Someone tell Hannah to stand by just in case
June, why are you so freaking awesome?
Badass is the word.
June, have you ever met Angel?
And/or how many “Chosen ones” have you “helped” in “they’re” “Adventure”?
June, did you know there is an alternate version for the Corruption, the Crimson?
June, how long have you had the dirt rod for?
june, why are you a reincarnation of the devil? (gets phasesaber for defense)
grabs legendary terra blade and stands by
switches out for vampire knives and hallowed melee armor
“got to keep us healed”
*puts on spectre armor and ready’s my magic weapons*
*switches to a different world*
“The June is approaching from the East!” Oh crap….. *Puts on Lightning Boots, Bundle of Balloons, Anklet of the Wind, Aglet, Jetpack, all Reforged to Quick, Swiftness potion, Invisibilty potion, Familiar clothes, Shadow armor, Rod of Discord. This probably still won’t be able to outrun June (Or outhide)
Grabs my favorite weapons:
Godly Terra Blade
Godly Vampire Knives
Godly North Pole
Unreal Stynger
Unreal Snowman Cannon
Godly Razorpine
Mythical Blizzard Staff
Gets my turtle, shroomite, and spectre armor sets
Gets potions
COME AT ME BRO
*Grabs Legendary terra blade,Scourge Of The Corruptor,North Pole,Blizzard Staff,Vamp Knives,Rocket Launcher,Rocket IV,Razorpine,Megashark,Nimbus Rod,Breaker Blade,tons of Dynamite* Face the Destroyer Of All Things, June! RRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!111oneeleven!!
June, if you were trapped in a room with a big red button that killed Maxx, how long would it be until you pressed it?
Exactly 0…
JESSE GET AWAY FROM ANY DIRT, RUN TO A MODERNIZED WORLD WHERE ANY DIRT WONT BE ABLE TO BE MANIPULATED BY JUNE EASILY IN CASE YOU ANGER HER WITH QUESTIONS
you should really prepare yourself with some SWAT Amour and such….
…anyways, how does June even use that dirt rod? i wanna be able to turn dirt into a giant baseball bat and such… :c
June, do you know of Plantera? What exactly is it?
Turns out it’s her pet… or some sort of god/guardian of the Lihzahrd.
No, they killed planetera already… Gary, remember?
Plantera looks nothing like Gary. If anything it was just a bunch of Man Eaters attached to eachother.
June, when or where did you get your dirt rod?
In how many ways would you want to kill Maxx if you didn’t have to worry about the “Prophecy”?
I just realized, they have the binoculars from Tyrone in the Game :3
It seems a lot of people are asking questions somebody else has already stated.
Jesse, can we do an interview with Elder Willow?
June, what is it that entertains you – what do you do for fun?
june where do dryads come from?
June, are you a NPC?
…Are you serious?
Totally, she has broken the rules he set on what a NPC can do. The fact that she has set out to change the course of the world by guiding the “chosen one” to forge the Night’s Edge and release the hallow. She is quite clearly doing this on her own agenda otherwise she wouldn’t have left. Nobody else will leave. It doesn’t say that all PCs are “chosen ones” just that PCs can change the world as they aren’t ruled by fate or destiny.
Whats his face the person who sealed the hallow away has to have been a PC.
im pretty sure somewhere back in the comic she groups herself in with the npcs when she is talking
Also I think killing the person you are trying to help counts as a pretty PC thing to do. Even if June didn’t mean to kill those “chosen ones” that she killed. She was still directly attacking them with the intend of injuring them.
In contrast to June, Cyril was asked to try and keep Maxx from becoming the destroyer of all things and he didn’t do it and Hannah hasn’t tried to alter the course Maxx has taken ether or attempted to reenforce it.
No other character that is there to help Maxx has on purpose done him injury or harm.
(These comment things really need a edit button.)
i think an edit button would be a bad thing, for one, somebody could sway the conversation in their favor by editing a previous post of theirs so when other people see it they will be like “oh, person A is making more sense than person B.” also if its a spelling thing you can just look before you post maybe, like reread what you typed to see if it made sense
No for me it is more of I keep thinking of more to add and making new replies each time is messy.
I generally proof read my posts, rewrite the long ones a few times and when I can I always go back and edit it afterward, but this is always right after I post it.
As you can see.
Oh and in response to your earlier comment no June doesn’t mention that she is a NPC.
Huh… I never noticed how you actually make expressions with Aley’s shimmer-thing.
Why do you hate Maxx even after he built such a nice house for you?
What are your thoughts on the Crimson?
june, how did you kill the last chosen one?
why do i have the fealing that out of all the thigs he lived trough, (A slightly stupider than usual max and a fairy lazer) i still think he might want to to this interview in another universe by telephone?
Why do you act more like a deamon than dyrad? (grabs every single weapon an hides in yrimirs, wait no, Mr.Biscut’s(Explosive addict wearing a tux) fortress he obviously has
We know about the Dryad, the Naiad and the Faerie, but what are the Djinn like?
Why so serious?
Aley has kegs inside his keg??? Kegception!
Barrels inside of his keg, not other kegs.
Look at the panel before the one filled with the red drink and look at aley 😀
TOLD YA!!!
OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT WAS A DESK IT LOOKED LIKE A SHOE!!!
The Legend Maxx needs a major overall. First off your fan stuff tab has a bunch of links that go to missing page IDs. Second you need a well kept update schedule. Also a character tab would be a welcome edition for new readers. You might also want to fix the quality of your first few comics but that is a minor priority. Finally just a few questions what happened to Cyril’s phone, what is Tyrone doing, and where is flower. I really hope you read this.