Look! It’s the triumphant return of ‘Grah!’
…So yeah, sorry for trolling you guys pretty hard with Tyrone, but I just couldn’t help it! After making his character introduction so ridiculous I felt there was only one path to take. You guys asked for Arms Dealer, and boy, did you get him.
To be fair, if he had gone into June’s presence spouting those lines, chances are his fate would’ve been much of the same.
-Jesse
Next morning Maxx is gonna find some bloody binocs.
And a gravestone.
“Hey Guidey, someone died here. Who’s Tyrone?”
Cyril: takes out his cell phone.
I hope!
I never understood why the arms dealer never fougth back if a monster atacked him, I mean, he has a minishark and he doesn’t even use it :/
Maybe he doesn’t have bullets?
He sells bullets. 😛
you know, maybe his gun jammed.
it couldn’t be, when he sells the minishark it works perfectly
maybe he dosent know how to use it
maybe the arms dealer is a coward, as a joke…
He has MUSKET BALLS for his MINISHARK… You think that’s the way the world works? Shut the hell up and play terraria
2 years later, your wish has been granted!
Well That was interesting… He has a MINISHARK, he has MUSKET BALLS, why doesn’t he use them? I bet for entertainment value
Haha, lol I see what you did there. MINISHARK and MUSKET BALLS. LOLOLOLOLOL
He did nothing there…
I get it….
I get it! Oh ewwww
I read all of this in Drebin’s voice from MGS4.
GOOD JOB ARMS DEALER
YOU HAVE SO MANY GUNS AND BULLETS YET YOU FAIL TO USE THEM. GOOD JOB
Also Angel is back so good job.
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAGAHAAGHGAHGAHAGHAGHDBASKDNSABHFJHSKFHSF
Inb4 jealousy.
Oh lol.
To be fair, I was expecting way more defensive/offensive prowess from the Arms Dealer. In fact I was expecting way more… overall of him. He’s a complete showoff here. And while I hate to say it, I don’t like that. He HAS a GUN. He has TWO guns. He has BULLETS. He has TWO. GODDAMN. HANDS. Why, tell me, does he meet Remmy three panels after the one with the Minishark in it?
Maybe I was just hopelessly expectant. I don’t know. I picture a lot of action scenes that I never get to see and quite frankly, Tyrone gunning down a bunch of zombies is one of those. Maybe in the future. I don’t know.
I hope he guns down SOMETHING in the future. I’ll settle for him shooting down a bird to show off, but PLEASE, make him SHOOT something. Being an arms DEALER doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t be an arms USER. And Tyrone, the “arms” in Arms Dealer doesn’t stand for your overly unused appendages.
(and I was hoping his name would have been Andre
but beggars can’t be choosers I guess)
I think that’s the joke.
The guy with tons of guns being a massive chicken.
It’s a reference to the game, have you ever seen Arms Dealer shoot back, when he gets attacked? =)
He can make guns, bullets, but don’t shoot them. Never.
I hope he’ll be best friend with Cyril, both of them are chickens, but when they’re drunk they are brave as hell. 😀
NO NPC ever fights back. The Wizard. He’s a WIZARD. He doesn’t magic his offender into oblivion. The Demolitionist has grenades. Never throws one! Do you know why they don’t help the player? TO NOT HELP THE PLAYER. On that note, did you ever see the Dryad fight back, if ever? No? Well then you need to read this comic harder.
chill bro no need to rage if you wana rage so badly about the npcs not fighting back send your ragemail to red
I\m not raging dood, I’m emphasizing.
It’s for comedic effect, man. We already have an action crazy fighter (Maxx) and the bane of all things living (june). What we did not have was an arrogant wimp. Arms dealer seems so perfect for the role. I like it.
Well then the joke is probably lost on me. We already do have a wimp, and he’s my favorite character in this comic, so I would know. If you have no idea who I’m talking about, look for the human with the phone. You know what we don’t have? The guy who uses the weapons he is entrusted with for comedic effect. That would create a great comedic effect. Oh wait, that’s the Demolitionist.
I find it funny that the man who sells you guns and musket balls is himself a coward. XP
Well, it kinda makes sense. He sends you out to do all of the fighting and stays safe at home while you are in danger.
Maxx: Cool, can I buy a gun?
Tyrone: How much money do you have?
Maxx: Looks like… 2 gold coins.
Humphrey (merchant): Oh dear… some poor fool seems to have summoned me. (In British accent)
Oh, Please, PLEASE make the merchant’s name Humphrey!!!
Oh wait, where is thr merchant? He is the second npc in my game!
XD Awesome introduction, I like him already 😛
I just realised something.
If Maxx knew CoD Zombies,
How can he not know what is a gun?
bacon
You get an A+ grade for that!
When he meets the mechanic
Mechanic: mphhh
Maxx: wha?
Mechanic: mphphmmphh!
Maxx: I’m sorry I can’t understand you with that gag on!
“Got a zombie problem? I can fix that.”
Tyrone…..Mother of god
This just keeps getting better!
Ok, now I want a mechanic
But I want the mechanic to be self centered like Tyrone LOL
wow… i can’t wait to see mechanic and merchant.
The merchant should arrive soon.. After all, he DID kill Eye of Cthulhu and the Eater of Worlds and where did the money go? 😛
There should also be a comic where Maxx asks where the monsters get their money from, then it just ends like “THEY JUST DO, OKAY, JUST DEAL WITH IT!” or somethingXD
Perhaps monsters don’t drop money in this. That would explain a lot.
i once had a npc named tyrone he was usefull even though he had high prices he was a good friend until he was brutally murdered bye goblins then he got replaced bye maurice who then died bye goblins
«By», not «bye».
‘Nuff said.
congratz jesse one of your stuff will be in the game! (i bet the sword(but i wish the shampoo))
Geez, people are forgetting Tyrone is an NPC, which means they are very LIMITED in what they can do, meaning they probably CAN’T FIGHT MONSTERS because they are NOT PLAYERS, and ONLY PLAYERS CAN FIGHT MONSTERS.
You have all been outranted.
@dryad fought Maxx and corrupt monsters.
Tyrone was probably caught by surprise…
Umm, you are right. Nps are weak in the game. But Jesse the artist was saided he will not following the whole game system.
GG Arms Dealer
“Man i’m awesome!!!”
*gets ambushed by zombie*
“what!? I didn’t even moved a single tile and I have only been on about a dozen panels!!!”
The angel:”Why did you just stand there practicing on your “grand entrance”?”
epic and foolish
pretty sure all NPCs respawn at dawn. they will find him sleeping on the gorund and be like “the hel is this guy?”
ha, ha, LOL
Tyrone should probably know angel as well as Cyril if this is going to happen every blood moon and or boss fight
I wonder also how the illegal gun parts are going to come into play XD
Am I The Only One Who Senses A Rivalry With The Tyrone And Max For June?
Nope!
Hello me:)
ADD MERCHANT
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Why is everyone claiming its because NPCs don’t fight back when we’ve seen the Dryad ALMOST CRUSH MAXX WITH A FLIPPING DIRT FIST
I think it’s because his gun jammed, or he has bad eyesight at night. Or just a joke.
How come the arms dealer gets a cape and we don’t >:U
Smooth.
Poor Tyrone. How many times has he died? It’s gotta be four or five.
xD
Dat golden thing is the minishark. (It’s like a minigun but a shark gun instead)
YOU HAVE A BLEEPING MINISHARK!!! WHAT DOES ONE ZOMBIE HAVE AGAINST THAT!?!?
he probably didnt have any ammo, happens to the best of us
Also, GLIDER EYE!! (if you know Conway’s Game of Life, you’ll get this)
y he no yous gun