June is a shrewd negotiator. Maybe she would have made a good ruler after all!
…Nah.
In other news, I think Abdul has absorbed all of the Cyril-ness from Cyril. Once again I’m surprised by how my characters grow into their roles. Sorry, Abdul. I didn’t intend for this to happen when I introduced you, honest.
-Jesse
“stop that as soon as humanly possible”
june
june those are aliens
She would have said ‘Dryadly possible’, but… well, you know.
Lol
Wait… I redact my lol and instead say “Yeah…”
_oof_
Amphibiously is better
Wait… Did i spell that right?
Keep up the good work Jesse!
does anyone else wonder why june is human?
you are awesome Jesse!!! 🙂 😀
so cool
Yes I wonder I have no idea
Nah.
As soon as Lizahrdly possible.
why is june human? tell us!!!!!!!!!
Yay twusterr being first 😀
Yup we’re aliens and superior to you
as soon as lizhard peopley possible
😛
So, wheres Aley?
And Sopia and Gus? I really want to know Jesse!!!!!!
COMIIIIC!
i am 2nd, and twuster is 1st once more. congrats!
Nope
Abdul is going to get free hugs
First, I’m sorry.
“You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, Sir.
Bravo!”
Nope not first
First!
nope 🙁
A) No you’re not
B) Stop going ‘first’ anyway, it’s annoying
C) I miss Aley
Yah
What ARE they doing WHATS HAPPENING
#BRINGBACKALEY
C
Why do they not have heat lamps? Have they not invented heaters yet?
kinda far-fetched
its like starwars, flying ships, no toasters, microwaves, airplains, cars, ect.
also, no paper. it’s crazy but true
They live in desert no heat lamps needed
COOOOOOOMIC! June is now my later and I pay her in ale.
*lawyer
I just mispronounced that typoed word as lah-ter
The recommended list literally showed me the Legend of Maxx comic #1 to #532
Hilarious
YES IM EARLY FOR ONCE also im only early cus of this discord https://discord.gg/DtVbfpZ
Huh, that’s funny, they are literally going to hell…and back
There’s an in game achievement for that
I believe that’s called ‘Cyrility’.
Cyril probably knows the Cyrillic characters.
You know, the Russian ones?
BOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BOO!
You know, when the next anniversary of LoM comes about (idk when that is), you could do a non-canon story where they all get transported back to the very first comic(s)!
Also, I miss Aley…
Me too
The anniversary is april 7
And I miss them too.
Lol
This is hilarious
So now that the ancient pyramid is a fluke, how are they gonna get into the underworld, anyways?
one word: LASERS
*aley shows up*
Time to BWEEEEEEEN!
well. bye Abdul
*cries* finally a new comic!
Same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What gives June the right to basically sell an ally into slavery?
Also since the lihzards have heat rays shouldn’t the heat rays have a low setting?
so they can warm themselves
Because she uh ummm… hair?
Improvise a heat ray! Blow it up to make fire! >:)
Suddenly, cyborg pineapples eating vikings!
ASDF movie 11…THOUSAND
Hey Jesse, is Juniper’s name a reference to the dryad in the Percy Jackson Series?
I don’t think so, as June is a name for they dryads NPC in Terraria, an so is Cyril for the guide, Hannah for the nurse, Abdul for the dye trader, Tyrone for the arms dealer, Sophia for the mechanic, and Gus for the goblin tinkerer.
Well, technically Cyril isn’t a possible guide name in Terraria. It will be in Otherworld, but otherwise, you are correct.
My dryad’s name is somehow Isis
Isis in the context of the Dryad’s name is referring to the major Egyptian god, not a group of radical terrorists.
Thanks.
oh yo aman
i think it’s because of how much time passed since the boat incident and cyril and maxx’s expedition
we were already told that june gets weaker as time passes
so three years should have done the trick
i’m mire concerned about the best buddies and their cosmic god
Yeah that sounds right
But those are good books
i have an arms dealer called tyrone and i am doing everything i can to keep him alive…
lol
*BWEEEEN*
Why?
DAAAAAAANNNNNG JESSE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE AWESOME TERRARIA SHENANIGANS and I see you’ve changes the website a bit
Poor Abdul, he gets no say in the matter
No!
Abdul chose to, as June said, to “lie comatose on the ground” as a way to show that he wanted to become
THE ONE…
THE ONLY…
ABDUL THE GLORIFIED HEATLAMP!!!
I miss Aley…
He/She made great contributions to the plot.
What will you do when aley comes back?!?!?!?????
I think aleys a guy
did you assume aleys gender
Hey, jesse, WHEN DO WE GET OUR NEXT COMIC?!?!?!?!?!?
when half life 5 arrives
Be patent frosty, this comic was posted 3 days ago.
I can’t be patient I obsessively check this site!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still nawt
i also obsessively check this site waiting for new comics
Wow
FIRST to say first
nope not even
Face palms himself to death
Lol facepalm
insert random comment here because i dunno what ta type so that people can read this overly long message for no particular reason did i tell you about my job as a can crusher nevermind its soda pressing the invention of the earth quake was ground breaking the invention of the broom swept the nation the invention of the wheel really got things rolling my friend tried to annoy me with bird puns but i soon realized toucan play at that game i wasn’t originally gonna get a brain transplant but then i changed my mind two birds were sitting on a perch and one said “do you smell fish?”
ok
i’m FINished
water you talking about? that was a good one
you all SEA what i did there
im totally shore
i’ll just wave goodbye
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed …
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an “L”
On her forehead
Well, the years start coming
And they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and
I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not
To live for fun
Your brain gets smart
But your head gets dumb
So much to do
So much to see
So what’s wrong with
Taking the back streets
You’ll never know
If you don’t go
You’ll never shine
If you don’t glow
Hey now, you’re an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Break the mould
It’s a cool place and
They say it gets colder
You’re bundled up now
Wait till you get older
But the meteor men
Beg to differ
Judging by the hole in
The satellite picture
The ice we skate is
Getting pretty thin
The…
satellite picture
The ice we skate is
Getting pretty thin
The water’s getting warm
So you might as well swim
My world’s on fire
How about yours
That’s the way I like it an
I never get bored
2X
Hey now, you’re an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Break the mould
Somebody once asked
Could I spare
Some change for gas
I need to get myself away
From this place
I said yep
What a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use
A little change
Well, the years start coming
And they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and
I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not
To live for fun
Your brain gets smart
But your head gets dumb
So much to do
So much to see
So what’s wrong with
Taking the back streets
You’ll never know
If you don’t go
You’ll never shine
If you don’t…
glow
Hey now, you’re an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Break the mould
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Break the mould.
and finish
It’s beautiful all of those puns
y u do dis 2 us
…
you called?
……
WHY did you go to the trouble of typing that entire thing?!?!?!?!??!!??!!??!?!?!
Uh, I guess Jesse started moderating the comment section. Huh
I don’t think he ever looks in the comments. Much like a popular youtuber hes waiting to do a Reading you comments comic.
Just saying but I was watching one of PythonGBs calamity mod death mode videos and in number 16 he got something that looked exactly like the gossamer sword with the same name and a tooltip saying it is the greatest treasure of the faeries.
Also it says a power: Super knockback
No I don’t know what mod it was because he was using a mod pack but whoever made whichever mod is a LoM fan
Or a coincidence
Or Jesse stole it…
Abdul’s drooling, charming
IKR
Hey Jesse, Have you decided to remove Aley for now because he is too OverPowered or are you just bored of his simple sprites or is it something else?
I wish to know too
Cyril hes been my fave this whole series
Hey guys
What happened to Abdul’s people?
OK! I’m back (for a minute)! What’d I miss!?
CCCCCCCCOOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!
DogeDangit i forgot what I was going to put
i am so confused
insert random comment because why not and also because i dont know what to type tibia honest i find the human skeleton very humerus what are a skeletons two most favorite instruments a trombone and a xylobone whats a pirates favorite letter its not R no its C all of these were terrible
why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
because he was fat ugly and no one liked him