Those two are not off to a great start. Maxx strikes me as more of a dog person anyway.
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-Jesse
Dry heaves are terrible. I feel you Cyril.
I felt him too… After all I’m IN him.
I luv rett and link
Ocelot hates maxx apparently. And cyril gets seasick. Why am I not surprised about that second one?
Both ocelots and June are from the jungle. Maybe that entire biome wants him dead after the whole pigmy king thing.
Everybody wants Maxx dead. Not sorry for insulting you, Maxx.
There’s my Juney…
🙂
yay
I don’t want him DEAD! He can juggle!
Oh yeah.
And he is the chosen one.
Totally didn’t forget that.
Things Cyrell dislikes/gets anoyed by: fire, water, ice, zombies, maxx, june (maybe?), EoC, ships, maxx’s and Sophia’s ideas, people confusing the dimetionality of the universe, goblins, adventures and mining
Have i missed any?
his ability of magic, and any sort of creatures from the corruption
flower, skeletons, demon alters, giant wasps (who isn’t scared of bugs that are bigger than people?), and strange noises. Most recently, sharks. And Xane, but everyone hates him.
no everyone, maxx said he was enjoying adventuring with cyril, hannah is fell love for him, and I like his smart intellegence and love to learning spirit, and also ina……(sniff)
stopid moon lord he betrayed me
A full list is needed here: Things Cyrell dislikes/gets anoyed by: fire, water, ice, zombies, maxx, june (maybe?), EoC, ships, maxx’s and Sophia’s ideas, people confusing the dimetionality of the universe, goblins, adventures and mining
Have i missed any? his ability of magic, and any sort of creatures from the corruption… flower, skeletons, demon alters, giant wasps (who isn’t scared of bugs that are bigger than people?), and strange noises. Most recently, sharks. And Xane, but everyone hates him. If I missed some, tell me and ill put them in.
Yes…
comic names are NOT a one-time thing.
If you think the OCELOT is bad, my cat is REALLY mean…
You clearly haven’t seen mine, then. I got scars all over my legs and arms ;-;
Oh, and I suppose I’m not the ONLY cat has an AK-47?
In a world where guides get beaten up by the disembodied voices of flowers…
..And Maxx gets dismembered by an ocelot, and the ocelot then is discovered to be the TRUE chosen one! The evil wolf lords begin to invade, and the ocelot destroys them all with tactical satellite strikes, desert eagles, bazookas, and AK-47!
Wait, are you talking as Cyril, or as yourself?
Myself.
But the ocelot doesn’t DO anything
Oh, I almost forgot… Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Your right! Happy thanksgiving! I demand aley to get us a turkey and pie.
What about cookies, how could anyone forget cookies?(Sniffles)
Cookies? GIVE THEM TO ME NOW.
and you’d want a tom collins too with that
The Nyiad have cookies.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! GET OUT THE TURKEY AND GRAVY AND POTATOES!!! p.s. If the turkey isn’t already dead, I will happily kill it for you.
turkor huh?
I thought thanksgiving passed? If you are American, then I understand. What I don’t understand is why it’s in November and not October.
happy AMERICAN thanksgiving. in canada its oct something.
(look, im not from earth, ok? so EXCUSSSSSE me if i get the date wrong!)
It’s American Columbus Day, learned that in French class Tuesday!
Lol Cyril stole your dagger. What are you going to do about it huh?
Ocelot v.s. maxx- The movie . Coming soon to a website near you!
Rated R for gore.
Rated J for June will violently and horrifically murder everyone before the movie is halfway over.
Now I like your style.
Rated O.W.K.E.I.T.M.O.H. (Ocelot Will Kill Everyone In Twenty Miles Of Him) for extreme ocelots holding guns and lots of people with holes in their soon to be decapitated heads.
No rated Teen because Metal Gear is
I’m sorry, ocelot, I just can’t take you seriously with that picture of Sophia.
tumbs down, just tumbs down, what a smartly ocelot.O-o
I changed my image. It has less Sophia in it.
That’s better.
that is meaning you are uncontrol by sophia now! yessss
This voyage is off to SUCH a great start!
/sarcasm
Speaking of which, where is Aley? Or J.o.N.A.S?
Inside,
Indoors.
In.
In something, I guess.
Idk
Where is he? I’m out of ale!
Where is aley, Jonas, Hannah, Gus, and Maxx in the comments?
Speaking of Gus room look cind of lonely can’t he get like some books or a workbench to make some stuff in
Idk what the hashtag in the middle of the time and reply button is but I hit it and I don’t know if it’s good or bad
It’s a way of linking directly to a particular comment. If you right-click it and click “Copy link address” (or similar, depending on browser) you can paste the link to it elsewhere, which will load the page scrolled so that the comment is at the top – or at least as far down as you can scroll if the comment is close enough to the bottom of the page that you can’t get it to the top.
This was supposed to be a reply to slimebunny about what the # is, but for some reason it didn’t appear in the right place.
Yeah there’s been a bug in the comments lately.
I know, right?
I have a huge headache. Cyril be useful for one and get the nurse.
I’m serious though
He should have at least a tinkerers workshop
Here I am! sorry but my WiFi is screwed up so I don’t have time for getting a picture. Also, why don’t the people who comment as a character here just use the character group on reddit?
Right here, dude.
I occasionally spill all the saecasm in my body at the best times.
Saecasm? Do you mean sarcasm? I know, you probably pressed e not r as they are kind of next to each other!
Hmm…
Saecasm is a nice word.
Saecasm.
Saecasistic.
Saesectic.
Saecing.
Saecisim.
😀
Cyril, seriously. If I’ve know you would throw up the entire time, why couldn’t you stayed? It’s getting really annoying.
And why didn’t you know? Come to think of it, why did you and Hannah insist on Cyril coming along anyways?
I’ve never questioned June out of fear except for now, hmmm, I have a sneaking suspicion that it is something evil and mean.
Now that’a a bonkers! Who’s the cat person on the boat then? Bet it has to be Sophia.
Haha… That ocelot must hate Maxx:/
If that ocelot hates Maxx, I like that ocelot!
I like that cat, it’s smart (I think that it gave the middle finger. If not then it is probobly a threat of some sort… Which is also smart)
Um no. It’s pretty obvious that he gave him the ‘thumbs down’
duh
DUH. ur wrong it’s swiping at maxx can’t u see the little white line making the arm looking like its swiping down on maxx?
yeah, its a thumbs down, referring to Roman gladiators in the Colosseum. although, the movies got it wrong, thumbs down meant: DON’T KILL HIM! but thumbs up meant: go ahead, kill him.
I like to imagine myself as a roman emperor giving Maxx the thumbs down so the gladiator (also me) will know it’s O.K. to kill him mercilessly
If that ocelot hates anything, I like that ocelot.
Psst hey dad
June! What are you getting your parents for Christmas?
I’m giving my parents Maxx’s head
Eh, that sounds more like a birthday present to me.
I agree, if the ocelot hates maxx, i shall crown the ocelot master of June the destroyer!
lol that ocelot. Maybe he has a revolver 😉
Actually I have many guns, including an AK-47.
Megashark, Gatligator, C.A.R., flamethrower, repeaters….want me to keep going?
S. D. M. G., Vortex Beater, Megashark, Musket, Tactical Shotgun, Sniper Rifle, Electrosphere Launcher, Xenopopper……
Handgun, Shotgun…
There’s going to be the pirate captain, right.
You want pirates, Maxx. The pirate invasion isn’t all that’s cracked up to be.
He ain’t gonna get them.
Gus looks so sad! p.s. Please tell Maxx to come pet me, I totally won’t kill him
Ok! I’ll tell maxx that your a terrible beast and that you want him dead
I advise telling him something amongst the idea of ‘There is a weird altar that will give you demon powers in the ocelots room!’ He is stupid enough to believe it, I know it. How? Go read the comic where he found the demon altar.
Hey! Some of the comments disappeared!
You accidentally used ‘Commentus Deletus’!
Yes neighbor! Finally some PvZ dudes in here
Whups. Can’t get this computer to get used to my new name.
How do I change my image?
NVM I already found out and added an image.
I can’t tell if your Sophia or the ocelot
And when I’m out of ale…. *grabs dirt rod*
Watch out, we’ve got a Dryad over here.
And here
Elder Acorn, want some ale?
Also is Cyril really needed on this endeavor?
I’m just gonna go out and say it: This cat is REALLY lazy, even by cat standards. It’s sat in the same position and place for over a week, and its only movement so far was when he gave a thumbs-down to Maxx. We haven’t even seen it eat.
Just think about that for a while.
I’m not lazy. I’m just playing dead so Maxx will hopefully try to come in my cage. If Maxx is in my cage, I can shoot him with my desert eagle or another of my various guns.
why use a Megashark when you have a vortex beater? Or a S.D.M.G? I mean, Megashark IS cool I guess, but still….
Keep in mind that I still haven’t killed Plantera.
working on the twins first.
One problem with that: you haven’t EATEN yet. I thought you were dead before you disapproved of Maxx.
And this is how we all die
You don’t have to die! Just…when the ocelot dies you can just eat it! The only thing that dies is the ocelot, but if the ocelot is still alive , someone’s still gonna be dead…maxx.
Win-win, I guess
You even TRY to eat me, and I get out my AK-47! Seriously! I do have one!
Ocelot don’t you use a revolver?
Here’s a stupid idea: fish.
Maybe when they get to the island they’ll find the Angler (NPC) you’ll just find him sleeping there.
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Sup dad
Your dead! 🙂
I REALLY want to murder somebody right now. In don’t know why. Any volunteers?
Anybody volunteer as tribute? Eh?
Hey I think Maxx volunteered, and I want to help murder him!
Maxx volunteers. Yeaaah. Totally.
Cyril! We’re being attacked! Remember the drill? Use Maxx as bait or a meat shield!
That Loria reference, though.
*reference-comprehending high five*
The ocelot hates Maxx, OR IS IT?
Wonder what it looks like on the other side, guess he’s going to build at the other ocean of his world for the scenes.
See? Maxx is a dog person! Ocelots aren’t for him!
..Give him wolves instead!
Yes give him wolves.. I could use some target practice with my rocket launcher, AK-47, Desert Eagle, A.W.P., and Tactical Satellite strike.
Use Maxx as a target. That will be very entertaining.
Yeah, but I haven’t shot something since this journey started, and I might miss. wolves would make excellent refresher targets.
I propose a wolf shooting contest between Ocelot and Tyrone. If Tyrone is dead, Ocelot wins by default.
i see what the trouble is *strokes the ocelot on the head which it begins to purr happily* the little fella seems friendly to me
I am very calm, so please tell Maxx he can feed me now. (C’mon, fall for my trap, I already got my Desert Eagle ready…)
When I saw cyrial hanging over edge I was like he’s vomiting isn’t he
That ocelot is probably one of the characters that will save maxx from getting dunked on after hating him. I know your style, Jesse.
Lol Loria reference
Pirates, squids and portals? Has Maxx been playing too much Super Amazing Wagon Adventure?
whant is the tanksgivings?
Tanksgiving is a yearly event that happens on the last Thursday in November, where everyone steals military vehicles and has a demolition derby. Qualifying takes an extensive amount of time and there’s no guarantee that you will even live.
Okay, even if they aren’t traveling at 100 mph all the time they have a huge lead over the maniac. Is there anyway for him to catch up before the reach land? I can see Maxx delaying them for a few days once they get there.
hi
Um how do i change my image?
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2. Upload and save your avatar, blablabla.
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Like this neighbor? Yes I did quit being Xyvareth. You win.
I am waiting for the Zen Garden through..
But I’m not Xyvareth… I’m…
JOHN CENA!
Just kidding. PvZ is epic.
Woof
yes I log in! but my mabel picture……
How do i change my pic?
Where is the flower?
Aww man, seriously? Another Flower?
Hi.
I just sign up so I am coment here to see have my picture been changed
maybe I need to wait for a moment, sorry guys, I am wasting the page
uh……can anyone who is idle teach me how to change this pinky alien photo??? I don’t know how to control gravater please please
I try it again
okay I give up, I guess I can’t put mabel’s picture now.
June needs HELP?!?!?!?!?!
Nice to see I gave Cyril a terrible time.
ocelot vs maxx
Question for Jesse: When is Maxx going to discover the Crimson?
I’M expectING a Killer Whale Attack.
*Blue Hedgehogs Not included*
#ocelot4president
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Crap, I accidentally clicked reply XDDDDDd
If any of you non-Americans out there think you’ve been through hell, you’ve never even seen Black Friday. It’s basically a Hunger Games zombie apocalypse.
Don’t worry man, we all get creamed at some point in the game. Here’s some tips to beat the crap out of that stupid plant.
1.) Have a Godly or Legendary Death Sickle. (Goes through walls and deals a TON of damage.)
2.) Were the Frost Armor with the Fire Gauntlet. (You need a full set to have the frost burn debuff.)
3.) Have a Philosopher Stone on. (See if you can get the Star Cloak too, both have a chance to be dropped by a mimic)
4.) Any thing that boosts your defense. (As you might know, Plantera has powerful attacks and your gonna need as much extra defense as possible.)
Your welcome for the tips, if anyone needs any other tips on the game let me know, I’m an expert. 🙂
Did anyone notice that the boats rocket must turned off. AND HOW ARE THEY SAILING WITHOUT A SAIL?!??!
I’m surprised that nobody has given a comment on my name yet. Or about my AWESOMENESS!!!
I apologize for being so absent! I’ll try to get my reviews done faster.
Cyril’s unsightly…noises. Are they in the same font as the zombie noises?
And that ocelot. Again, I’m really curious to see what you have planned for it. Haha. It cracks me up. Wasn’t it Sophie who brought it on board? If so, what did she have to do to convince it to stay put? Free food? Protection from zombies?
No! Don’t let the generator “burn out”! After all the hard work you put into that ship…it would be a shame to see it go the same way Sophie’s wrenchinator did.
If it did, though, I’d say that I’m sensing a pattern between Sophie’s vehicles and unmitigated destruction…
Its me… 🙂
I got dibs on the Merchant. Waiting for his name to be revealed. ;D
To late bud
I’m already the merchant sry
Did the ocelot just flip maxx off?
I have a question for maxx? Do you want to kick the bucket?
Lo I mean mi I mean