It was nice knowing you, world
This will become interesting. Very interesting.
1.eat the cookie
2.realize the cookie is stale
3.not mentioned the staleness and learn THE ALMIGHTY DEMON POWERS
4.use the demon powers to destroy the naiad while yelling,”THIS IS FOR TRYING TO FEED ME STALE COOKIES!!!”
5.be praised by june and maybe kissed :3 trolololol
6.become so ecstatic(“June kissed meh!” WOOHOO”)
7.get turned into a bowl of two goldfish by Cyril, who is angry that Maxx didn’t save him a cookie(LOL)
8.actually the flower was the angry one, but that’s beside the point
9.at that point, aley comes in, and is so drunk he BWEENs everything and then says GOSH DARNIT MAXX WHY’D YOU TELL ME TO HAVE THAT LAST CUP OF ALE? WHEN YOU DESTROYED THAT CLOAK GUY EVERYTHING WENT HALLOW NOW IT’S ALL ASHES RAWRS!!!
And there you have it! Maxx doesn’t finish his quest (to get the swords) ,but he does fulfill all of Remmy’s prophecies.
Jesse, how many parts did I get right? Lemme guess…NONE.
Hey, in my defense, they don’t call me twisted for…
That last word was supposed to be “nothing,” but it got cut. =(
That… sounded… AWESOME, except the part when i die, well, that’s what i ge from not teaching cooking to my undead servents
lol you should make your own web comic twistedlolipop haaha
The Twisted Spinoff…
(P.S. I just changed the email address, I am the real TwistedLollipop :3)
You probably got step 1 right…
Despite the whole “darkness being evil” assumption, I believe partially that Maxx is learning the Demon Powers for his own good, and for the sanity of the world. Because in my view, shouldn’t the Chosen One master all of the elements in order to have a major impact on the world? Plus it would be good incase in the future there’d be some rebels from the Dryad (not counting June) and Maxx would need to utilize the demon powers in order to defeat the Dryad rebels incase they became a threat to the world. Mysterious Cloak Man has a point, in which the world has to be balanced with both Corruption and Hallow, and the Dryad want the world how they want it to be, so Maxx should learn one major power from each of the races in order to truly be the Chosen One.
Crap I didn’t want to post that down here /:
Theres a blade of water, fire, air, and….
We’ll, grass is kinda like earth.
Kind of like the Extraordinary Wizards do in the Septimus Heap series. Very good point.
That’s some avatar-type crap right there.
Testing to see if my new avatar is working… Okay it looked like it worked 😀
Looks good, man!
The problem is… Maxx isn’t THAT smart…
Once upon a time, the four races lived in peace… But everything changed when the naiad attacked.
Great comic as always, Jesse! Keep up the good work!
Yes he would, Hannah, yes he would.
for a cookie
I don’t count replies because they are always posted AFTER the comment
I think you replied to the wrong comment…
My replying to that comment was to prove that replies are ALWAYS posted AFTER these first, second and third comments
You’re third, and these comments are stupid
Never mind. I’m stupid and didn’t read the name. The comments are still stupid though
Luthrin, it isn’t stupid to say first. What’s stupid is just saying FIRST!!!! for saying first. He actually had a comment. Also, what I don’t understand, is that when people talk about first, second, and third, they never count the replies… Weird.
They don’t count the replies, because most likely, they haven’t happened yet. This is first, second and third we are talking about, where the comic is freshly made and there isn’t time for replies due to the first, second and third comments not existing yet.
So does this mean he’s not becoming a bowl of two goldfish, then?
No, he’ll be a bowl of two corrupt goldfish!
Eh, close enough.
Why goldfish? Why not pigrons!
As long as they’re not dukes.
Personally, I would prefer a bowl of two DEATHFISH!
Oh wait, that’s just two corrupt fish. Never mind.
as long as they are dukes
Why be a bowl of two goldfish when he can be a bowl of THREE goldfish?
or a bowl of 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 goldfish
ITS OVER 9000!!!
Or a bowl of e=mc2 goldfish.
@ Human Earth : E=mc squared is an equation, not a number, thus you cannot have E=mc squared goldfish. 🙂
I forgot to change my username again.
Don’t take it too hard.
You shouldn’t have done that, Maxx…
They’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t they?
(I hope you were referencing that)
OMG THEYRE ALL DEAD LIKE LINK!
Just watch it.
1. I have
2. If Link is dead, how did Twilight Princess happen?
1. The dead Link is the Hero’s Shade.
2. The Twilight Princess Link is some other dude.
While I believe you are correct, Fiddlesticks, I believe Dittoz was referring to him being dead in Majoras Mask. I don’t see how that would work because that would suggest he died as a child, and the hero’s shade is clearly fully grown.
The fact the shade is fully grown means nothing considering the shade can also turn into a wolf.
Fiddlesticks, I though/know that the Link in Twilight Princess was a recantation of Shade.
Who can tell me some cool vanities, or the ones you guys use? Thanks.
Crimson armor with flame wings looks quite majestic.
So does ninja stuff with the demon wings
The Eye Mask with a Rain Coat looks terrifying.
I like Eye Mask with the blue (winter?) cape from the Traveling Merchant.
I personally enjoy frost armor and wings. I’d dye it if I could dye the wings to match. Not sure if you fancy PC players can do that or not
Yep, we can. On PC you can dye accessories and armor.
Hopefully they will be adding dyes to console soon. As I have both versions of the game I can easily say the PC has more variety. Which is sad as i prefer playing with a remote.
We have dye, we’re just limited to only armor dying though. What’s most heartbreaking about the console edition though is that the Hero’s clothes are purple T-T
Instead of that, I use almost any armour with Frost Wings. That are coloured with Intense Flame Dye. DON’T QUESTION MY LOGIC!
Your logic seems purdy solid to me
Lime green and black dye (The combo dyes, not seperate) looks pretty good on crimtane armor.
I used to have crimson chestplate+legs and blue and black dyes on them (combined) and a wizards hat (w/ same dye to make it black) or sunglasses. some other accesories that i dont remember anymore but i think the update changed how blue and black dye looks like so i changed it. Now i use wizard hat w blue and black dye (or sunglasses without dye), shroomite breastplate w/ blue and black dye, shroomite pants (no dye) leaf wings w/ blue and black dye (vanity over hoverboard) frostspark boots w/ blue and black dye, charm of myths w/ blue and black dye, a cobalt shield w/ blue and black dye (vanity) and an extra accesory just for stats n stuff.
Iron armor with a green face
Shut the hell up for once.
That was completely unnecessary
Sorry. I hate people who do that. He acts like a character, and wasn’t answering my question seriously. You can tell… “Iron Armor and a Green Face”.
I totally understand where you’re coming from and I respect that, but telling him to “shut the hell up” wasn’t the best way to go about it. He was just trying to get a couple laughs from people
I just wear crimson armour and cape. I put flame and black dye on forest wings until I can do so with spooky wings. If you position your accessories correctly your wings only show when in use and the rest of the time you are rocking a bad ass cape.
Wall of Flesh mask + Crimson armor=ELDTRICH ABOMINATION
I personally use Santa vanity set with Black-Orange Dye.I also use Duke Fishron wings. They look cool In my opinion. If you want add a cape.
Adventurer Pants and top go well with the steampunk goggles.
Adveture top and bottoms also go with turtle hat
This os not Blades, nor is it a joke.
Ok, ok, yes, it is a joke.
You’ve been around here lately, and you are annoying. Why can’t I find LoM related things in the comments, Crimson Colon?
Yo that was some weirdo using my email address. have you read the previous comic?
Also, I don’t care about all these names. =3p
So? There still fun to use, corrupted colon.
I don’t like people using my email either, you better be telling the truth.
hanna, has you´re time whit maxx thaught nothing
I think my idea might be coming into play. 😉 Comic #415, Comments, a really long comment under my name.
I’m going to go and read it again, since I liked it.
Thank you. 🙂
would he? hmmmmmm… *flashbacks*
but demon powers!
Good to have known you, life.
Seriously, my best guess here is that Maxx wil take the powers and then go and destroy the Naiad, considering the fact that Maxx had never the wish to actually destroy the world? (But he might do that in a stupid action)
Jesse wouldn’t do this.
OR WOULD HE
Didn’t Jesse say the reason he disregarded comments was that he had his own story in mind? And most of our comments have predicted what will happen after the dungeon?
All we need is the nephalem!
what is nephalem?
If you’re going to make obscure religious references please spell them right.
“But Maxx wouldn’t join their side just because they bribed him with demon powers or something! ….Right?”
Much to learn, you have, young Hannah.
Is that you Master Yoda?
Nope, it’s a walrus.
The Dark Side really DOES have cookies! Well, I’m sold.
You beat me to it, man. You beat me to it.
Well if they had something like a beam of ultimate destruction that would raze the earth and doom the world to a short and painful life, then yes I’m sold too.
yes they do
I love Cyril’s in panel 7… it’s sooo… er… … … DEMONIC POWERS!!!
Something, Something, Dark Side…
Something, Something, Something, The Force….
Well, we’re screwed. Nice knowing you, guys!
Why are our last names our worlds?
Well… DEMONIC POWERS! I for one prefer death.
The world is doomed.
To be fair who wouldn’t choose demonic necromancy powers?
Also I’m sure Tyrone will LOVE this…
(no he won’t)
My theory is that Cyril will somehow gain the powers. idk how though
Prepare yourself, oh mighty Cyril The Russet Green. As the time for the confrontation is aproaching, and shall the holy bunnies fight against the corrupted naiad.
Don’t jump to conclusions yet I’m sure June would jump in and punches that guys face off
Or maybe Maxx gets some demonic power, an awesome sword, and epic looking armor, but his face isn’t visible, and June breaks Cyril out and tries to squash Maxx, but Cyril recognizes him and has think, whether to die for a (sorta) friend, or see if Maxx dies.
No I don’t think he will be bribed by demonic powers. But maybe by cookies
Hannah why u so clueless?
I think Jesse should make a joke comic where maxx becomes the destroyer of all things but cookies.
well, i think the last two panels got switched. i wanted the last thing i see to be them losing hope.
Don’t pick me
DONT PICK ME!!!!
I wonder why my pic looks like a person.
A panda, actually.
And yours looks like a pizza guy with a moustache.
And yours looks like two guys with coloured Chlorophyte armour, (blue and red respectively,) each holding shields and having halos in their respective colour with a wisp in a bottle pet
And yours looks like some oddly disfigured guy wearing a hat and a headset.
And yours looks like a pega-corn, and mine looks like me.
DEMONIC pega-corn thank you very much!
And yours looks like a derpy Scout from TF2.
“Come to the dark side, We have cookies”, You really fit that in Jesse?
What if world can talk?
That would be weird
Y’know it doesn’t say that him going to the corruption will be the path of destroying the world……
Nor does it say the hallow/corrupt is the one that saves the world….
Crimson could be the only destroying prophecy for all we know
The only problem is that the Crimson can’t co-exist with the Corruption. So unless having Maxx join them results in multiple events leading the Corruption to “Evolve” to the Crimson, It’s not likely.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but can’t the clemanator (May have butchered the spelling) be used to import those biomes? Maybe the steampunker can arrive with the intent of spreading the crimson.
Come To The Dark Side.
I Hope This Was A Reference To That.
OMG We don’t care.
Why Do People Type Like This? Its More Work To Do This Than To Just Capitalize The First Word Of A Sentence.
Ain’t nobody got time for necromancy. I’d join for the cookies.
The plot of the comic is just about to go from GREAT to AWESOME!
To stop Maxx for becoming a bad guy, we need June. June must kill every Naiad and after that for Maxx being a bad guy. June will also kill him. And the world is saved by a Dryad, no need for Chosen One. Here’s a dialogue that I imagined:
June: Maxx, why have you become a bad guy?
Maxx: Because I am really powerful like that.
*5 minutes later*
Maxx: Please don’t kill me, I am the Chosen One. ;(
June: We are done, we saved the world, there’s no more need for the Chosen One.
Hannah: :O What is going on?
Cyril: :O It’s exactly what I thought, Maxx should be killed. Thank you, June! This is a miracle.
June: Now let me kill him!
*June accidentaly kills Cyril*
Maxx: I think I have to go… somewhere… to work. 🙂
*1 year later*
June: :O I think I might’ve done something bad, though I think he already respawned. 🙂
Cyril: *ouch* it really hurts.
June: Wait… are you still alive?
Cyril: Yes, I think I am here from an year. *ouch*. What…
Oh, it didn’t showed it all. But anyway June is still amazed for what she did.
Remember the I liek mudkips guy? I think that was a reference to pokemon glazed..
UR MEH GURD I CURNT WURT TURL NURXT URPTURT
Enough with the F-Bomb! There are kids here.
Agreed. Obscenities should probably be kept at a minimum and the F-bomb not used at all
You’re very mature for a 10 year old.
You guys take the “Bowl of 2 Goldfish” Metaphor too literally. It could just be a representation, for example: Max is the bowl, one goldfish is a bit of good, and the other goldfish is another bit of evil!
Or… he could really be a bowl of 2 goldfish… You never know. Good idea though
hmm will he get bribed guide: thoes are demon alters get away! maxx: BUT DEMON POWERS!!!!!!!!!!! me: i have many regrets good bye beautiful world.
good bye webcomic ‘__’
I think he will get the powers and then summon a huge 800000000000 monsters to kill the naid
The cookie is DRUGGED Maxx, why can’t you realize that?
I think it’s pretty obvious that Maxx will learn the powers and absolutely Cream the Naiad with said powers but I think he may accidently unleash a very bad monster in the process. Also i’m starting to think that the Old Man of the dungeon is under that cloak… hmm that’s something to think about why they have not been destroyed by Guardians yet or something like that.
As usual nice work Jesse keep it up!
Join the dark side we have COOKIES
Welcome to the Dark Side… we have cookies.
Hannah will soon eat her words.
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