I hate those kinds of curses. I always feel like there should be a way to beat them. When I was a kid, I spent half an hour climbing the endless staircase in Super Mario 64 thinking that it must end eventually.

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! And to those of you who hate Valentine’s Day, remember: at least chocolate will be on sale tomorrow.

Poll update: The Legend of Maxx is now at 61st place with 727 votes! We’re still climbing! Thanks everyone for your tons o’ votes, let’s see what position we can reach!