Comic #487

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WHY ARE OCELOTS SO HARD TO DRAW

Can’t stay and chat tonight, the Jays game is on! See you Friday!

-Jesse

153 thoughts on “Comic #487”

  1. Rand al'Thor

    And THATS why you carry around spiky balls in your pockets, goblin NPC. So that if the big pile is stolen, you still have backups

      5. Chris

        At least you didn’t say it unnecessarily. You said something relevant, and then followed it up with the aside comment that you achieved ‘first postage’,
        Unlike pretty much everyone else who says first.

    3. Terra for life. Minecraft can burn

      Make a comic that later on the ocelot gets drowned
      Also the boat should get ship wrecked and they land on some where on the island they wanted to go to but on the opposite of the desert
      They have to walk about 1000km with only ale to survive on
      And in the end the whatyouacallits are hostile

    1. Tyrone

      Who here has been to Toronto? My family and I went over the summer. (I’m from the U.S., don’t judge.)

      1. Cyril

        When you leave a comment, to the left of your email space there will be a picture of the avatar that will show when you post the comment. Click on it to change to your king slime one.

  8. tobtob9182

    Sophia’s powers have amazed me again. First, the planning and going through with building a hellboat, stealing a heap o’ spike balls, and now bringing something that doesn’t even exist on that continent into reality. She’s more magical than Cyril, which actually isn’t that much.

    1. Thedarkpheonixlord

      I agree but she has been drinking alcohol since she was me them and that was like 350 comics ago maybe that’s why she is always mad she drinks a lot

      7. Tyrone

        Well, monsieur Cyril, let me put this lightly. YOUR TEAM SUCKS. But no hard feelings. I would hope.

      8. Cyril

        When you live by the Losers for a while you get used to it. I tell myself, at least we weren’t last in the division!

  16. 16astrid

    It seems that Sophia goes against everything June’s ever stood for. Namely, logic and pessimism. I wonder how much longer June will last before she snaps…

  17. someone

    Unless these spiky balls are really transmogrified Mongols (a possibility which we cannot dismiss in the Maxxiverse), it should probably be a hoard.

    A horde is a bunch of soldiers, a hoard is a collection of stuff. Maybe you can remember that by thinking sOldiEr, so horde with O and E, and drAgOn so hoard with O and A. That’s not perfect, though, I don’t want to get you ending up writing hoerd or haord. Hmm. Can’t find anything better right now though.

    2. Jesse

      Oh wow, you totally caught me on that one. I should have known that! Edit will be forthcoming, thanks for catching it.

    3. Dark Aeon

      Wait, no, Jesse has it right. The goblin horde is the goblins, not their spiky balls. How could something star a completely inanimate object?

      1. Rand al'Thor

        Yeah I agree with Dark Aeon, the Golbin HORDE refers to all of the goblins whereas the HOARD if spiky balls refers to a large collection, like the Undead Vikings HOARD of treasure

    4. Terra Ender

      Dr. Google says:

      horde
      hôrd
      noun
      1.
      derogatory
      a large group of people.
      “he was surrounded by a horde of tormenting relatives”
      2.
      ANTHROPOLOGY
      a loosely knit small social group typically consisting of about five families

      hoard
      hôrd

      noun
      1.
      a stock or store of money or valued objects, typically one that is secret or carefully guarded.
      “he came back to rescue his little hoard of gold”
      synonyms: cache, stockpile, stock, store, collection, supply, reserve, reservoir, fund, accumulation;

      verb
      1.
      amass (money or valued objects) and hide or store away.
      “thousands of antiques hoarded by a compulsive collector”

  19. lvl100seaal

    “How could anyone steal an entire horde of spiky balls!?”

    I suppose goblins can’t store hundreds of thousands of pounds of stacks of items like player and NPC characters can. They got the (very) short end of the stick here.

  22. A Random Pig

    “Where do you get this stuff anyway” Well, first I went into the cabi- *Goblins come in* -n to go to the other side for the furnace and anvil and used iron to make them!
    Sure Sophia, sure

  24. LoZ Wolf

    Are ocelots really that tall standing on their legs cause my cat would only be a forth of my size standing up. Also when are we going to get sailing what’s the progress on the boat

      1. SomethinSomethinTerrarian

        Eeeeeh its probably gonna burn cause its near the rocket buuuut
        I bet 8008135 silver coins that the ocelot scratches off the face of a pirate when they get jacked halfway.
        Distributed equally to everyone when i lose 😛
        The limit is when the comic passes the 600 comic milestone or when the ship breaks.

        😛

  37. A guy who realized something

    GUYS I REALIZED SOMETHING.
    SOPHIA SAVED THE OCELOT FROM POACHERS.
    SHE IS A HERO.

    1. MegaMage

      Except that ocelot is now in the hands of sophia, and it’s stuck on the hell boat… I’m not sure “saved” is the word you’re looking for.

    2. TitandTristan

      And she also stole loads of spicky balls from innocent goblins…… Also was it her that beheaded J.o.N.A.S i know he was a evil space god that wanted to enslave all of creation but didn’t she want to behead a bearded warrior who was pretty much a hero? And another thing… They probably wrecked the ecosystem of that poor poor beach while collecting the resources for the hell boat soooooo…. i’m begining to think if Sophia isn’t the actual bad guys here… Oh and also she pretty much kidnaped the scientist… with cuteness… ok that last one convinced me that she’s the real bad guy… o_o

      1. TitandTristan

        Wait…. Sophia has a head of a GOD!!!! Ya know… that one being that’s supposed to be omnipotent… Why couldn’t J.o.N.A.S Just end it there?!?!?! I see a future plotline coming for what happens after maxx saves the world…..

      3. TitandTristan

        Well by my reasoning if Maxx is bonna be either a bowl of 2 gold fish or the one that ends it IF he’s gonna destroy it he’s gonna need do stop the coruption first because otherwise it’ll destroy it first…. but then again he might find the wizard, make him angry and get cursed into the all mighty bowl of gold fish…

    1. Rand al'Thor

      DONT MOVE. I dropped my contacts “what if theyre in the water” I dont care, I just dont want you to move. Ever.

    1. Rand al'Thor

      Shes been drinking since she discovered Aley dude (probably before). This isnt a recent development

  45. Demolitionist

    um I was wondering about the LoM character group I would like to join

    PS how dose gravater work I have been trying to get it work for sometime now

      1. Unicorns4Lyfe

        He’s not roleplaying, he’s commenting on the comment, but he’s making it fun by using Gus’ accent.

  47. Mr Fury

    Was that last frame a reference to metal gear solid. I mean, a bunch of politically incorrect people with guns…ocelots,I think you know where I am going

      1. Mr Fury

        By that,I refer to a guy with the code name Ocelot, overwise called “Revolver”, and when I mention politically incorrect people, he has hanged with quite a few groups of those.

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