Comic #446

Welp, looks like Xylan just got double-double crossed.

Or did he?

(He did)

-Jesse

197 thoughts on “Comic #446”

    1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      However, something tells me that this isn’t the end of Xylan. My own thought on the “shank” theory was that Xane was using some form of illusion magic to look like Maxx. Hence the “ya gotta do what ya gotta do” line from Xane. I was just too lazy to post it then.

      1. I don’t think it’s Xane, probably because only Maxx would say something like “…Well, in the front. You know, as it happened. “

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        Whew, that was a lot of U’s.

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      1. V There is a portal for the U’s to continue! 😀
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  1. Why did I not think of this? So clever!

    Now I’m wondering what’s up with Xylan. (He is Xylan, right? I’m sorry, can’t keep those two straight.) Is he just weakened? Surely he won’t die yet. Will he heal himself and attack them? Or will he faint from blood loss and let them escape?

    No, they aren’t just gonna walk out of there. We’ve still got Xane to worry about. Wonder where he is. And what about the goblin and his new…er…partner? Will Xane capture the team and toss them in the same dungeon as the goblin-tinkerer dude?

    Oh, dear. More poor souls for Pixelated Pinky Pie to hurt with her inventions. Riposa in pace, my dear Maxx.

    LOL! Just went back and looked at the comic where Maxx un-shanks the sword. Knahs? Awesome.

    I wonder if they’re all so surprised in that last panel because they’re looking- not at Maxx- but behind him, at Xylan as he regenerates himself!

    But if they are actually staring at Maxx, I can only guess how he must feel. I mean, come…

  2. Did it just cut me off? Dude. It just cut me off.

    Sigh…okay, here goes. I’ll restart that last paragraph.

    But if they are actually staring at Maxx, I can only guess how he must feel. I mean, come on! The just proved how LITTLE they believed in him! I would be pretty hurt by that.

    But knowing Maxx, he’ll just laugh it off with some lame joke. 😛

    Or maybe he won’t have time to laugh, because Xane is standing right behind him with sand shark hands!!!

    1. When I read the comic yesterday I thought…yaay, it’s all over, but now I’m thinking…I bet this isn’t over yet…

  3. Xylan: If I have to die, I’m dragging you all down with me! *Summons Skeletron*. Also, calling it right now. Maxx is the first Chosen to get more than one sword(or maybe the first to get the Muramasa)

    1. Congratulations! Both parts of your comment make sense. You have won the internet. Anyways, it really wouldn’t make sense for any of the other chosen ones to have gotten the muramasa, because, you know, not many people can get shanked then mugged like that twice.

  4. I wonder if…maxx happens to live through the adventure and get the nights edge…will it become true nights edge, then Terra blade?

  5. I don’t think Xylan will give up that easily… Also, Maxx is confirmed to have used the dark magic of cynical intelligence. Dark magic… Dark magic… Goblin tinkerer and Mechanic… Maple and Poa…. Xylan’s shampoo and conditioner… Plot twists….

    1. Xylan’s shampoo is extra-strength, it could one hit the EoC.
      “Eat citrus scented death, you cycloptic freak!”

    1. The chapter hasn’t technically ended yet, They still need to make their way out of the dungeon full of traps, And possibly Xane.

  6. XD greatest comic yet love max just smiling after he stabed xlyan also I don’t think the muramasa not being at the top yet is not a big deal it’s a lot of work to update a website (I think)

  7. so Xane is now boss of the Naiad huh? Does this mean Sand Shark gloves will become a standard part of the uniform now?

  8. Maxx… holy crap… I would not of figured him to be the devious type. I knew he had some degree of intelligence and being really resourceful but… damn man.

  9. Will they walk out of the dungeon?
    Will Xane stop them and slaughter them all with sand shark hands? (probably not)
    Will Xylan die?
    Will he somehow survive being shanked in the gut with a ridiculously oversized one-handed grass Zweihander?
    Will we see the Paper Mario “Obtained!” thingy again? (I seriously loved that)
    Will you read to the end to find the lame joke at the bottom of this comment?
    All, some, or none of these questions will be answered in the next episode of…
    The Legend of Korra!!NO WAIT I MEANT MAXX PLZ NO KILL ME NOOOOO!!!!
    *DED, NOT BIG SURPRISE*






    AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!! UR NEXT!!!!!

  10. (XD Oh gosh, that was priceless. Gotta love everyone’s disbelief 😛 Great comic as always, love how Maxx actually thought this out.)

  11. Maxx is little funny hilarious smart@** back stabbing chosen one and the faces and also eat that people who wanted xane to win forget epic battles this is awesome gg

  12. I don’t know… Maxx seems to have plenty of potential for evil; what with how causally he just shank-ed someone with seemingly no moral struggle.

  13. Next Episode: Xylan summons skeletron and everyone else has to fight him. Who will win? (Obviously Maxx cause good guys always win 🙂

    OR WILL HE? DUN DUN DUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Why DO they look surprised? This sort of hair-brained scheme is 100% in line with Maxx’s way of thinking. Hell, I knew he was gonna pull a double-cross on the Naiad the second he claimed he’d converted to the Corruption. The lack of the Masamune in his hands last comic only confirmed it, as he would never go over to evil for reals unless it came with an awesome new sword.

  15. “Why do you all look so suprised?”
    really Maxx, Do I have to break it to you?

    Cyril is suprised because you had DEMON POWERS within your reach and turned them down.

    Hanna is suprised because you have a great poker face and just threatened to kill her friends. (even if it was a bluff)

    June is suprised because you just restored her faith in the world and she´s not used to the feeling yet.

    I´m not to good with fairys but I think Aley is suprised either because you did something without exploiting him or because noone have asked about a pint of beer in a while.

    Either that or you have a smudge on your face.

    Or something is going on behind you.

    1. Yeah, given the fact that Xylan is cut out of that last panel, There’s a good chance they’re all shocked because he’s doing something

  16. Now that Xylan is defeated, I think the new suspense is going to be Xane. While the party tries to leave the dungeon, Xane jumps out with bloody rage, tries to stop them, Maxx tries to use the Muramasa, and probably Xane almost have defeated them but gets killed or heavily wounded at the end. What do you guys think about that?

    1. OR, Xane survives to extract revenge in the future.
      But yeah, Xylan might actually be dead (dying). That´s quite a fleshwound he got there.

    1. good point, he is an npc, so that means he will come back for revenge. the look on Cyril’s face could be him knowing that Xylan is an NPC and so he knows the dark secret of respawning at dawn, while all the other NPCs don’t know that (with the exception of Tyrone, since he dies and comes back a lot, which means he knows that secret too). When June becomes surprised that Xylan is back, Cyril better start talking.

      1. or Xylan will wait till they are gone out of the room and then use a healing potion so he doesn’t die.

    2. Except, he’s not. Only town NPC’s and the Old Man respawn after dying, and everyone but the NPC’S that come because of Maxx are actually NPC’S. They’re more like mobs. Otherwise, people in this ENTIRE WORLD would NEVER DIE.

    3. I don’t consider him as an NPC. NPCs are said to respawn because of their less importance. Xylan has played a huge role being king.

  17. NOOOOOOOOO!

    Aww… I totally want Xane to come in and kick Maxx’s butt now…

    Anyway, we ALL know Xane isn’t dead. He’s probably gonna come back more powerful then even Xylan.

    1. Not really, if this was Game of thrones, Maxx would’ve stabbed Xylan, Hanny would have thrown her axe at Maxx, June would secretly be working with the Niaid and stab Hanny, and Guidey would go crazy and rabbit storm everyone because Hanny got killed.

    2. we need a comic where Maxx goes LEROY JENKINS on something. we have seen him go George R.R. Martin, why not Leroy Jenkins?

  18. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY:D:):):D

    1. Ahahahah, you’re the first one after the dozens that have already said it, idiot. Jesse’s probably going to add it next update, or when this stuff is wrapped up, or whenever he feels like it. Just. Wait.

      1. I’m sorry, it was only NINE people who commented on the EXACT same thing you did. It’s not like you’re axtually able to READ the comments before asking a stupid question.

      2. Ja, RSD. After all, everyone totally CARES. Clearly your inability to read through a hundred-odd comments makes you a complete idiot. How dare you. You are henceforth ostracized. Depart Athens immediately and do not return for ten years.

  19. If you think about it, you could have seen this coming, maxx’s Prophecy is as the destroyer of worlds, not the corruptor of worlds.

    1. or he could be a bowl of two goldfish, which could probably be a saying that means something else, like how he is sometimes not that smart but he is lovable for being himself. that is my interpretation of the bowl of two goldfish part of the prophecy.

  20. for June: ACHIEVEMENT GET!!! have a hero finally get to the Dungeon and get the Muramasa!!!

    reason: every other hero June has had never even got past getting the Blade of Grass because the Dryad Elders always rejected the heros she has had. the only reason why Maxx got it is because he knows how to be likable.

  21. Really, I don’t know who will come out on top, or who will fight the group(A.K.A. June)… Maybe it’s better that way.

  22. It took me a minute to figure out why you wrote “shank” backwards there when Maxx “de-shanked” him. Well played Jesse.

  23. Well guess what Xylan, Maxx did it because you deserved it *mlg air horn plays* wow I sound a lot like June

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