Comic #439

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There are times that I wish I was good enough at illustration to create Borderlands-style splash cards for new characters. Oh, who am I kidding, that’s all the time. If it were up to me, every person in the world would have their introduction done in that way.

Xylan and June seem to have a real fixation on hair.

-Jesse

152 thoughts on “Comic #439”

      2. Bananarama

        Then stop reading it. I for one thought it was just a good as ever. Keep up the great work jesse!

    2. Falcon

      Eh, I’m pretty sure Xylan dented it slightly. Here we see June CAN be hit, it just wasn’t a fatal hit.

    3. Da Poopz

      I wanna see June get smacked by Maxx’s zombies. By the way, I know someone’s gonna reply with their name as June and say: “You’re next.”

      2. Mercury

        I actually think it´s a tie.

        Xane is insanity incarnated. He´s predictably unpredictable with a deadly sense of humor which makes him very entertaining when he´s playful and frightening when he´s angry.

        But Xylan is wellmanered. He was the polite and menacing evil lord of doom and even if he´s not the best fighter with words, we now see that he´s both able to handle himself and that he has a few tricks up those sleeves.
        (even if he just discarded the robe)

        I only have two things to say.
        1: If and when the two of them join and work together then the sky will turn black, the trees will cry blood and world will cower in fear. (and we will be stunned by the awesomeness)
        2: Damn, That hair tho.

  11. DBinitiate

    I saw June’s hair getting cut off and I immediately thought “You did NOT just do that….”

    2. bmrjw

      Oh hey that guy has really long hair. He’s obviously gay/actually female.

      Seriously, GROW THE HELL UP.

      1. P.T.G

        Funny thing is, I imagined that his voice was kind of raspy, as a robed man would be. And now that the robe magically disappeared, he now sounds as fab as he looks.

      2. Bantya

        When he was persuading Maxx, I thought he definitely had the smooth, villain voice. “The corruption is merely the opposite of the hallow, neither is more “good” or “evil” than the other.” It’s obviously the persuasive villain voice.

  16. ben

    I believe that ‘xylan’ has been referred to as a ‘he’ before, so while he may be i a little fruity, June is not ‘gay’.

  19. Shadow_Mantis

    0_0
    Uhhh… well… I think someone might get their ass kicked. Not sure if it will be June or Xylan. All I know is that I think the next comic might be awesome.

  21. June

    >< No one messes with a heroine's hair…crap's just got real, Xylan!

    (XD Mad June is Mad…Great comic 🙂 Looking forward to more!)

  26. Mister Stabby

    My god Xylan looks badass. I’m rooting for him, because I’ve always hated June. BTW Jessie a couple weeks ago you were whining about plot armor. Now you’re making June’s practically impenatrable. What the heck, Jesse Mcminn? What’s gotten into you?

  32. mmb325

    In all honesty, I think it would be more interesting if June failed the battle. She has impenetrable plot armor and didnt even receive a single scratch or show an interesting emotion throughout the comic.

    1. Falcon

      Does the haircut count as a scratch? It shows Xylan CAN touch her, and can do worse if provoked

  33. Nakano15

    Reading the last parts of the comic made the music of the battle against Magus (chrono trigger) start playing on my head.

  38. UltimaRCR

    Not enough gravity defiance in those hairstyles, 0/10. lol. At first glance, I really thought Xylan was a girl.

  40. commanderstitch

    I think i checked everyday unconsciously looking for the new comic. I think it’s getting to me. Maxxifever, Junivirus, or Cyrilpox or something. Thanks for making great comics! Can’t wait to see how maxx will ruin it all and succeed in the end with a new sword. XD

  46. AwesomeAS

    Duke fishron you are going to win because Maxx is not going to win useing only a copper sword or the blade of grass and I want the waffle part.the waffle part is the wall of flesh.

    1. Mercury

      Well, about that…
      He DID actually beat the first phase of eye of Cthulhu with a bottle of shampo. (and the secon one with a “fairynade” but that´s beside the point)

  51. Amianas

    what about your sister, Jesse? She made pretty good pictures a while back. Add a little background and a splash text “insert smart splash text here, I can’t think of one right now”. And finished is the great borderlands styled introduction… (I love borderlands, by the way)

  58. Mazekial

    *ding ding* FIGHT!

    And now, after about three days of on-and-off readings usually consisting of late-night readings before bed, I have completed my game of catch-up. Now I’ll actually be able to actively comment on these things!

    Bring it.

  59. FCtheHalfDragon

    Xylan looks basically like a Naiad version of Separoth. The only reason why Xylan is not scared of June is because they were dating before so he is probably used to the wrath of June. June is going to go Uber Dryad Painis Cupcake mad on Xylan. i predict that June is going to lose and before Xylan can kill her, Maxx is going to come in and knockout Xylan with a frying pan in one hit. i am done now.

  67. Chris

    Do you know that feeling in Halloween, when Laurie takes off Michael Myer’s mask, and turns out that he’s pretty nice looking?

    That’s how I feel about this.

    Xylan is surprisingly hot.

    1. Krav

      That seemed more like just the generic sort of vague evil to me. I kinda prefer this version, as it makes him appear a little more fleshed out, with more personality, than just a guy in a dark robe/cowl.

  70. June

    im june
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  72. Anonymous

    You mentioned wanting feedback about the speed. I think it would be best to move on from the tedium of the dungeon more quickly. I hope we get to the fight/end of chapter soon.

  77. Ironwill233

    Renahilzing voice memo error 606 new voice memo can not convert from dark lord to sexy beast require restating and instert new voice driver that’s not a girl and dosent sound gay restarting nowa

  89. FearPorygon

    Xylan, for an evil supervillain, you sure have great hair. It’s much better than Xane’s rat’s nest

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