Comic #433

Stupid OP Minion Masters. Vampiric horrors need to be nerfed.

In which we learn that June’s elusive ex is indeed Xylan the Naiad. Some of your were spot-on with your guessing! It seems highly likely that Xygvane and his peace overtures had something to do with the pairing. Too bad it wasn’t meant to be.

-Jesse

171 thoughts on “Comic #433”

      1. GWAUAHAHAHAH! did you forget it isnt ink proof?!
        *dumps ink on them*
        (Why am i doing this… Cyril is my favorite character…)

      2. Yeah but you have not posted as role play xylan as long as I can remember. So gheese, calm down. I am role play Dylan, your…well just that-guy-with-a-username

    1. If I had to make a hopeful guess, I’d say he’s fully aware of what’s going on but he’s really close to figuring out a powerful spell from that book he’s reading.

      1. look at june’s face in the last panel. its the “are you f-ing kidding me” look

    1. yep. seen that one coming. well, it could have been the crazy one, but I don’t think… well…

    2. Bit of a difference here, since it was purely political instead of romantic.

      Poor Xygvane. The Kevan Lannister of Legend of Maxx.

      1. Nope, I didn’t catch on either. but I was away at summer camp for a month and a half…so….yeah.

    1. Can’t have a comment wall without these comments, *sigh* oh well I guess its just a basic vicious cycle of some sort..

  1. Nobody important

    It’s a basic rule of wizardry- you cannot read and crush your opponents with bunnies simultaneously.

    1. Pfft. You’ve just never tried hard enough. He seems REALLY into that book though, when I’m like that I can walk into a pole and not even notice.

      1. Nobody important

        If you cannot read and not hit a pole, then you certainly cannot cast a fairly complex spell while reading.

      1. Nobody important

        There’s a distinction between casting a flamesword spell from a tome that you just picked up and reading Twilight and casting Bunny Storm.

  2. Cyril is just reading his epic book before he gets mauled by zombies.

    I wish I could laugh, but Cyril is my favorite character. 🙁

    I wish I can just randomly freeze time, walk into the comic, and tell Cyril to crush everyone with a giant rabbit.

    1. Hey, don’t be so sad, it must be quite of a Magic Tome and he will unleash some kind of powerfull and/or funny magic then defeat the undead.

      1. Giant Flaming Rabbits perhaps?
        Imagine if rabbit storm actually becomes a weapon in terraria…

  3. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    I totally called it! …not. I see that Skeleton with Maxx’s clothing on it again. I wonder if Maxx learnt the demon powers and is spawning a few skeletons and zombies. Badass Xylan calling upon Hardmode skeletons, which will probably have a hard time being braised with Cyril’s flame once he gets onto it.

    1. Nobody important

      I’m still sticking to the skeleton being Maxx’s father, Star Wars reference-style.

  4. That explains how June knows so much about Xylan XD Great comic as always, love how engrossed Cyril is in his book 😛 At least they’re just normal zombies…this should be a cinch, right…Right?

      1. We all know it, anyway. If we all know it, then if they told someone about the unibrow, we would already know.

      2. I was thinking that, she looked like a Minecraft villager’s face when you don’t accept their “great deals”

    1. Don’t talk about it or ill smite you and your family!!!
      MWAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!!

  5. Cryil doesn’t stop reading until 1. Got to go pee. 2. Done with the book 3. Gets the book slaped out of his hand by June

    1. Or one of the undead steals it from him, in which case, he’ll go mad and re-kill all the undeads.

    1. June is not hacking. What would you do if you were practicing with your weapon for hundreds of years?

    1. Maybe that was the next book he was going yo read… I can just imagine him opening the book to find his face being destroyed by a magical bouncing orb of water….

  6. June’s face in the last panel didn’t look suprised or scared, it just looked madly disappointed to the point where you think she just developed another grey hair and wrinkle. She had developed about 50 of them this whole comic series.

  7. “Some of your were spot-on with your guessing!”

    …nope, everyone thought it was going to be Xane… :p

    Great comic, as always. Took me a minute to realize what was going on in the last 2 panels though.

    1. I had a dream that I was reading the next few comics, and one of them showed Xylan taking a bath.

  8. Cyril gets completely separated from the group, and nobody notices. Aley doesn’t even react to learning that Xylan was June’s ex…
    MAYBE HE KNEW THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!

      1. HE does have one; the glowy white circle at his body. it functions like eye.
        And he is suprised alright.

      2. Also, at one point, Maxx is like, “Well, we’ve all learned one thing!” after Skelerina got taken away by Remiel, and if you look closely at Aley, you could see eyebrows, meaning that he was angry.

      3. Pretty sure aley is a she, because when she had fuzz layer/beard , everyone thought aley was a he but aley revealed later too Hannah that aley was a she, making it hilarious! Unless that was a dream?

  9. Plot twist.
    That book was about “making extremely high flame” spell, and Cyril was still trying to learn it.

  10. Cyril reads book, zombie eats book, Zombie Enrages Cyril.
    Cyril starts a pokemon battle
    A WILD ZOMBIE HAS APPEARED
    Cyril use waterbolt! Its super effective!

    1. Impossible! Water is neutral on Ghost! Unless he/she it’s been dead long enough to be partially fossilized, or if it gets set on fire, which it might soon.

      1. You know what, all you freakin Skeletrons can be in the comic, yeah you all will be in the comic, ok, OK!!! now no more stupid Skeletron rambling its annoying!!!

      1. Remiel appears out of nowhere.

        Remiel: “Sorry, but you’re only allowed a maximum of three nos in this situation.

Comments are closed.

Scroll to Top