Comic 425! One quarter of the way there! Wooo
Even when he’s not around, Xane manages to be the cause of some body horror. Sorry, Hannah. Looks like you’ll have to give Aley some lessons in physiology.
Thank you to all the people who’ve sent me comments/tweets about the comic lately! There seems to be more of you than usual. I’m sorry if I forgot to reply to anyone; I’d provide a reason (excuse) but the truth is I’m just not the best at following up. I’m working on it, though.
Have a good weekend!
-Jesse
wow lol xD
Aww goddammit i’m first 🙁
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DAMNYOUNAMERESTRICTION
YUR A ****ING WIZARD HARRY
This is the first time I saw somebody sad that they’re first.
People need to chill about being first. it’s not that great, everyone hates you.
or at least someone hates you.
You could have waited three minutes for my post to have been said and you would have not been first. P:
Actually 2.
wait a second… you’re second, and i’m first. 1+2 = 3. half life 3 semi-confirmed. but it doesn’t stop there 45434540/3 = 1514483.33 that is three three’s. half life fully confirmed.
Also that’s the second and last time i’ll ever say i’m first.
June’s reaction in the last panel is priceless.
Hannah’s*
No ,they both had a reaction, look better next time 😉
She apparently seems to be yelling at Aley for one small mistake. I always knew accidents could turn into disasters…
It’s just like remembering to remove the poison from the body before raising them.
Aley Aley Aley. I thought you were better than leaving the murder weapon in Hannah. I stand corrected.
Aley’s dirt hat is missing.
all of the dirt stuff is gone
aaand let me remind the avid readers of this comic to please spare a few clicks and vote for this? i dont wanna see this fade to obscurity (maybe just a little bit)
Yes, seems like hardly anybody’s voting anymore! I just love June’s dialogue…and the second panel is great! Sometimes she reminds me of Lucy in Charlie Brown.
Hannah is a bit scared.
(One of the first comments! :3)
Ah, Aley.
It’s all right.
I dunno, I kinda like the dagger-half-in-stomach look!
You aren’t the only one.
I know! Impaled is the new Black!
My knives are worth something now!
*SHANK*
Oh crap maybe that wasn’t sodfrvghuo jfkfojgkklrllflgllhopm 3794010
*smack*
So you’re the blacksmith of the Naiad and if I kill you the Naiad won’t have any more weapons? Is that what you were getting to there?
not at all…
he was making a joke about stabbing himself
(ya dingus)
Silly aley is silly.
what
…
Dead impaled lady come back to life still impaled
Also can I have fries with that
Sorry all out of fries 🙁
WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE MEEEE!!!?
I’m sorry to say, but the universe doesn’t hate you.
Hey! here’s a ton of fries! *gives a single fry*
WHY DOES OCRAM HATE MEEEEEEE!?
Your hilarious by the way
Correction: Dead female knight comes back to life still impaled from death.
You can’t have fries with that because you needed correction. Sorry. :/
Ocram, you idiot!!!!! Those fries have no salt on them! AND WHERE’S THE KETCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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I thought June would be more calmed, considering how she was all calmed when Tyrone exploded
Well, isn’t that just dandy.
I love black comedy.
And I’m not talking about The Boondocks. Buh dum tisch.
Aley needs more ectoplasmic brain tho
Nah, she just needs better brain cells to store more knowledge and keep it instead of losing it after a day and HANDS. Aley doesn’t have hands.
EDIT: Nah, Aley just needs better brain cells to store more knowledge and keep it instead of losing it after a day. Plus, Aley needs hands to pull the knife out.
“Aley, you know what to do.” Wrong June. Wrong.
LOLOLOL
Poor Aley been pushed around by June by day 1 or maybey day 4 idk
I missed the green arrow for 15 minutes , almost would’ve missed the new comic *facepalm*
Oh, and who else is pumped for MINDCRACK SEASON 5, I’m too anticipated to see it 🙂
I’m pumped, though I don’t know any of the specific rules they were planning on using.
All I know is thier going too do alot of group events 🙂
Im pumped too, whens it comin out? 😉
Tomorrow @Serious Gamer
So pumped 😀
Thanks dude, me too. 🙂 SUPER PUMPED!
This season will be awesome!
#Mindcrackforever
Yeah exactly #Mindcrackforever
:))
Sorry ment 🙂 held ) to long.
Don’t have too explain 🙂
Oh , if anyone is wondering the exact time of its release , its midnight
Wait last night or to night?:/
Obviously tonight, people said tomorrow, yesterday
Oh well if anyone of u knew me u would understand im dumd. :/
Dumb ment dumb, see what I mean. Anyway super pumped.:)
:O miiiiindcrack miiiiincrack mindcrack mindcrack
But terraria is still awesome!!!
Oh and pythor728 it isn’t obvious because 12:00 could have been this morning, not likely but still. 🙁
Vintagebeef let out his mindcrack s5ep2
Its still not obvious for the 18th, because it comes out on the 19th :/ . Also beef is in my circles on google and it didn’t show up any new mindcrack videos, so either my google is messed up or your watching a previous video
Ok I checked and beef has one video for season 5(don’t know why etho hasn’t uploaded yet?)and yeah I guess they started at 1200AM not 1200PM 🙂
2 things to say 1.god we’ve been using one reply for a while 2. I wonder too because he was playing the server since yesterday the reason I kno is cause he said so on beefs video. He probably is uploading now cause once he said his Internet is slow soooooo………
Etho just uploaded s5 ep1!!!!!!!!! So pumped
Never mind just UHF s5 :'(
UHC UHC sorry
Oh and also didnt mean ep2 pressed wrong button ment ep1
Wait etho did it was just ep165 forgot he never reset numbers
Your horrible at spelling, and the episode is ep1 not 165 where in the hell did you get that idea
OK ok I’ll agree with the first one but the second I was talking about mindcrack s5 ep165 go look on his channel. 😛
Yeah I know that its on 165, but when you said it , it was all mixed up(you have alot of grammar mistakes)
XD Oh poor Hannah. Well, I guess that’s what happens when you send a fairy to heal. Gotta love June’s response to seeing that. On the bright side, Hannah has a super keen weapon to use now…if she can get it out o.o
Aren’t YOU June?
…Tell anyone and I’ll be sure to leave room on the next barbecue spit for a cat…
😛 Just teasing you…maybe
No matter, I don’t have a cat. 😛
… What???!!! I HAVE TWO KITTENS
D8> sheesh I guess Hannah get’s to know what it’s like being Cyril for a bit…or Tyrone….or anyone associated with Maxx really.
If she could take that dagger in and out… Now all she needs is a ring. XD But she would be a good killing machine with that thang. Especially if she was Jack… Man the destruction that would happen…
She needs not just any kind of ring – a ring with 4 white pearls. Clearly it will eb the best ring for her.
(are you referencing what i think you’re referecing)
You are. >:]
[Red Miles]
Hehehehheh. Nobody can escape the red miles.
…wat
Cut the fairy some slack! He/she/it doesn’t even have hands, let alone opposable thumbs.
Poor poor Hannah… *sigh* well, you prolly have to kill her again, remove the dagger, and revive her again…
Love The Last Panel
*slap* yeah, I’m starting to see similarities between June and another person I know.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah. Hilarious
I awlays wondered if Aley was a boy or a girl.
Either a Girl or a Guy In Real Life.
Because Aley originally had a beard, and had dreams of “Fairy Ladies” in the beginning, I’d assume boy. Or maybe a lesbian, Bearded lady girl.
“So the sword’s not supposed to be there? I haven’t seen her in awhile so I just assumed…”
Aley is not the most intelligent member of the group.
It’s great that you’re so honest about being able to reply to people, Jesse! You’re probably doing enough, don’t worry about it! We won’t mind 🙂
This is a nightmare for Hannah: A dagger is stabbed around her stomach, angry June is in front of her…
I’ve totaly forgot alerady about pixie dust power…
I can’t wait for her to think that JUNE stabbed her. I could believe anything with June…
Ha…haha…funny >< (No really, that's pretty great XD)
June aley has damn arms what would you think would happen? Aley only has ectoplasm mould to hold ale mugs!
Hey Jesse, thanks for this I love legend of max and was really sad before I read this but it made me laugh so thank you 🙂
Nothing like the thought of a new Legend Of Maxx comic to wake me up in the morning! =3D
Also, nice comic. I love the black comedy
Look at Hannah’s face, replace it with a boy’s face, and that’s what I was like the time my power ran out in the middle of reading a Legend Of Maxx comic.
I…*sniff*…feel so bad, for you.
Wait… The sword was kept inside Hannah. So that means she never even should have been dead. Presumably. Unless Xane’s sword has that weird dent in the middle, which I forgot the name of, and hasn’t been seen on the sword yet, Hannah’s blood had nowhere to really go and therefore would have stayed in the body. Xane is a bad murderer, he forgets to take his weapons out of people.
Some blood probably dripped out, and if a big majority of her blood was down there then her brain wouldn’t have any , see, see
Bwuh? Blood doesn’t have to come out of the body for there to be stuff seriously, life-threateningly messed up inside. Internal bleeding is a thing, and it doesn’t even have to be a blood-related problem – it could be rupturing internal organs. It’s a delicate system in there with much more complicated criteria for continued functioning than “blood has to stay inside body.”
Re: dent along sword, you mean like a blood groove, right?
Also yes, removing the weapon from the would will cause a lot more obvious bleeding than the initial stab, but that doesn’t mean the stab itself can’t cause enough internal damage to kill.
I also just googled “blood groove” out of curiosity and discovered that it actually serves no blood-channeling related purpose, the word “blood” being a modern addition to the term possibly based on this exact misunderstanding – the removal of the material to make the grooves is intended to make the weapon lighter. They call it a “fuller” instead, which is also the name of the tool used to make it.
You learn something every day!
I’m pretty sure if Xane’s weapon had a fuller, he’d rather call it a blood grove, just because it has the word “blood” in it. Also, from the blade’s length in previous comics, I can safely assume that it’s about one or two pixels inside Hannah – therefore not enough to cause major injury. Hannah should never have been dead in the first place. In pain, sure, I get why she’s screaming in agony, but not dead.
I’m waiting for the next comic so badly 😡
Lol
Lmfao
Whhhaaatt I put a face on the lmfao comment whatevs 😀 and
Again I guess u can’t put emojis
jessy. you should make Xane Jane’s ex
No.
I second that. No
but the dryad and naiad hate each other
1. Your avatar looks like cake
2. The cake is a lie
3.Minecraft reference!
Wat
4. Pythor728 is right.
*cough*Portal*cough*
It’s portal where’d you get minecraft?
Oh, I thought you were talking about a achievement from minecraft, sorry 🙂
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!! You see it when you beat the game, bros. 😉
Yeah but the candle goes out and you never eat it 🙁
I used to be a nurse, but then I took a Dagger to the gut. -Hannah -1278
Then how did you lose your body and how did your head and arms grow so ginormous?
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I woke up. XD
story of my life XD
Well I was quoting the Nurse, and I uhhhh was a giant?
Thanks, Jesse. You have a good weekend, too!
Oh sh#!t, Aley… BTW, I really love the comic!
One question if alley dies can u take some fairy dust and revive him or does he does (inster gender ) respawn or is it just like a kiwi now know why Hannah was so confused when trying to help Aley when the fuzz layer got removed * sigh
For all we know, June is KILL YOU DEAD angry… In the jet, and now.
I was wondering, Jesse, are the clothes that Hannah are currently wearing that she got from the Undead Vikings in the Game or are they something you made yourself?
I think it’s original handiwork, starblast16…
Yeah, I think you’re right Twister. He did a really good job on that armor of hers.
I like bacon
MEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I’m a vegetarian
Is it a dagger, or a sword?
It’s a rapier
U guys should join the panther Terraria sever everyone’s nice and a salesman
Ok, I’ll just enter “panther Terraria sever” in the IP box and i’ll connect.
*joke*
What’s the I.P.? I can add it to the list of servers I’m banned on!