Comic #426

June obviously doesn’t have a very high opinion of the Naiad. Or of Cyril. Surprise.

-Jesse

138 thoughts on “Comic #426”

  1. randomunnamedman

    Yay, Cyril FINALLY has a weapon. Hopefully Jesse will keep it in his sprite. Maybe on his back or something.

    1. Probably not a good idea. Cyril probably’ll end up tripping over and getting cut in half.

      1. And what about Red Mage?
        What’s that you say? He didn’t really use weapons very often?
        Well, he did have a sharp… Wit!
        Yah! Insert ‘Won’t get fooled again’ by The Who here!

    2. You do realize that he’s sliced his hand open no more than twice already, and that’s just from holding a sword

      1. Clearly, you don’t know it all. Starfox misinformed thousands of gamers by telling them that an aileron roll is a barrel roll. It’s not. Completely different things. What you call a barrel roll is actually an aileron roll.

      2. I only played the first one.
        THE MORE YOU KNOW
        Did you know that links dream from links awakening was controlled by the same person that controls Mario’s dream in super Mario bros 2
        THE MORE YOU KNOW
        Did you know that pinitasimo (however you spell it) II from super mario sunshine is the running man from ocirainia of time in a costume?
        THE MORE YOU KNOW (you seeing a crossover here?)
        Did you know that on sonic CD even the grass is metal?
        THE MORE YOU KNOW
        and so on…

      3. Did you know?
        Samus Aran talks to kirby in kirby 64. You even fight metroids!
        THE MORE YOU KNOW
        Meta knight has the best stats in SSBB?
        THE MORE YOU KNOW
        Ill stop spam now

      4. Did you know it’s not doctor wily s fault you have to destroy the robot masters? Game theory answered that so I don’t have to think so what anymore.
        The not I spam!

      5. Lies! thats all covered on Game Theory (Youtube channel) which you said you watch. Not much memory from playing the games rather than Youtube.

  2. It’s dangerous to go alone, take- NO! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! I’M NOT TOUCHING YOUR WEE…

      1. Page of Breath

        HEEEEEEEEY SEXY ALEY… Wait a minute… I’ve forgotten Aley is a guy… IGNORE ME.

  3. Also, Hannah’s arm covered in armor and the one with a wristband keeps on switching from the left to the right…

  4. Also also, in panels 4-5 she switched her weapon from her right arm to her left… I know she could have switched it, but it would be alot more convenient to keep it in the same hand.

  5. Same old cryil with a sword And same old Jesse with the Zelda references always make me laugh

  6. LordJellyfish

    You messed it up. It’s “It’s dangerous to go alone, take this.” You did it the other way.

      1. What’s more important than the legend of maxx? Real life? taxes? reading a book?
        Any of the above suck compared to TLoM.

  7. If you don’t know which end of the sword goes where, you haven’t been paying attention!

    1. Cyril lived in a hole in the ground for most of his life with zombies scrathing his face what would he pay attention to?

  8. I don’t think Cyril is that incapable with a sword. Sure, he grabbed it from the wrong end the first time around, but then he miraculously flipped it around to grab the correct end with the dame single hand while that hand was in incredible pain. That dagger might as well be the Falchion because Cyril is skilled with it right off the bat, apparently.

  9. Ha XD great comic as usual. Love all the LoZ references in this comic thusfar XD Also, gotta love the return gag of Cyril and the weapon XD Good stuff.

      1. Deep in the bowels of the derelict station, an army of killer robots remain deactivated in storage containers, withering away to rust. The remaining functional robots futilely await the moment they are called back into action by masters who are now long dead. Centuries pass without any activity aboard the drifting colossal station. Not until the station’s backup systems flare back to life, providing enough energy to reactivate some of the still operational robots. One of these is known as Sentry.

        Sentry is a special infiltration and reconnaissance unit whose prime directive “If you can’t beat ‘m, join ‘m, and then beat ‘m anyway cause they won’t expect it” has served his kind in many a war. Being clearly built for stealth, fooling enemy troops by mimicking anything from an umbrella to a designer coffee table, he is the first to be sent onto the battlefield to gather intel. After emerging from his stasis and discovering an enemy mercenary ship that has landed on the Starstorm, he…

    1. She is doing it wrong if you had to worry about every stupidity Cyril did you would need unlimited tears

  10. Can’t Cyril learn some healing magic? Also, how does he still wield that sword with the same hand?

  11. In the next comic I imagine there all standing there and all of a sudden *I burst Thru the room, holding the old man and maxx* OH YEAH!

      1. Actually in the terraria game, if you keep talking too the old man at day time then he’ll talk about you can not awaken my master at day, saying that he said nothing about him being skeletron. Skeletron must just be inside of him(which would make sense because when he’s summoned the old man dies)

  12. IDEA FOR LOM MOD
    They should add Aley the npc u build a house with a keg and torches table with beer mugs on top with chairs he sells bweam cannon after the guns man arrives and he sells more the one type of ale after the dryad arrives. <<<<< look at this lom mod creator !!!!!!!!!!!!?$$$&&&&&&-<——–

  13. If maxx fights skeltron he’s dead unless he max a giant HAMMUSH for one he has 0 armor 2 still no heart crystal 3 that spin attack is killer

  14. Thank you for that reference Jesse! Great comic as usual.

    Keep up the good work Jesse. 😀

  15. Cyril doesn’t even know his hand isn’t supposed to go on the sharp end, it’s a good thing he’s only responsible for cosmic powers the likes of which can rend the very fabric of reality at a single mistake…

    1. Good point. I’m kind of shocked that Jesse used a joke from a previous comic though, if anyone remembers the one where Cryil is in the corruption right after his blackout. Also, am I the only one who realizes that Aley is holding a dagger yet has no hands? Does he have like, telekinesis or something? or is his body mushy enough to slide the handle into?

      1. Maybe Cyril’s a slow learner. Also Aley holds glasses of ale…so why not a sword? He’s a fairy…he’s MAGIC!

  16. Anonymous12345

    Calling the Naiad weapon “girly” is insulting.

    Thought that June can be a bit more imaginative than using her gender as an insult.

      1. Why don’t you try calling one Hipster McShouty Nubs The 1st, see how angry it will make one. It worked on KK.

  17. Oh and Jesse iI’m working towards making
    http://Www.captaingamesguy.wordpress.com
    Get more hits, and if it does I can advertise legend of Marx for free, since I have no fees on my wordpress blog. I will start a youtube channel, and mention you now and then or in the bottom right of my banner. Just because I love your web comic! 🙂
    Just think about,
    Captain

    1. P.S. if it goes well you can mention me in a comic description. I need page hits for this to work. Many page hits. If I attract from your site they will show their friends my site and my site shows them your web comic than it just keeps going.
      -Captain

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