And there you have it. What you were all waiting for: the sight of Aley wearing cute little headphones made of dirt!
…What do you mean that wasn’t it?
-Jesse
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The Legend Of Maxx
A webcomic about friendship, exploration, stupidity and the ongoing battle against evil and also zombies
Cool
One world comments just so that you can be first…Woah!I bet you were waiting for this, all that time! Congratulations!Your life-goal is completed!Now….because your life is completed we don’t need you anymore.Yep.You can eat a Pancake now.
Well that was unnecessarily hostile. He just said cool.
Uranus
That was my one world comment.
Uranusisstupid
Commander Bacon, Your An Idiot. This Was A Sickly Cool Comic. So Stop Being So Rude And Sterotypical.
Learn reading first. He said ‘Cool’ , didn’t First.
I think he mean the comic is cool.
How about you learn how to type/write, then you can accuse him
1: I think bacon was just joking. 2: You’re calling HIM an idiot? You’re the one who acts Like Every Sentence is a Title.
I wasn’t waiting xD My Twitter notification made a sound and i just checked it…Plus i didn’t say FIRST…Stop acusing ppl when you don’t know the reasona
Sorry, if i accused you of something that you didn’t do, but i like to smash people with huge comments that are more than just simply offensive π
Wimp
Your refrigerator is running?
Kiss and make up! (Ace Ventura reference)
When I saw her face in the last comic, I knew that’s what June was going to do.
Oof. I dont see Xane, is he dead? Considering that Xane dodged the giant bunny, theres still a chance hes alive. Were just gonna have to wait until tomorrow.
I also see no blood.
If xane dodged that i am going to be fuming with anger
This is the same guy who casually murders Pizza men. EVERYONE knows Pizza men are some of the most powerful entities in the universe, so of course Xane is still alive.
After all, June needs someone to take her rage out on.
Xane going to get up and be all like
..,whatever
Well, looks like her rage-power is stronger than the legendary BWEEN, if it can destroy the dungeon while aley can’t
When you fly a fighter jet made of dirt, anything is possible.
(Note this is intended as a reply to Master) So… Xane’s an emo now?
DIE XANE DIEEEEEEEEEE
She seems mildly upset
Just a little bit, the little bit is when you want to crash a Fighter plane at sonic speed in someone’s face.
Maybe last night was a blood moon π
If not, I’d love to see her on the night of a blood moon. Though I certainly wouldn’t want to be within a hundred mile radius
That was not meant to happen, by the laws of physics! It’s still completely awesome though.
Now I know why this comic took a day longer than usual. It took a while to demolish the Dungeon Brick to make a legit-looking crack in it? Also I find it weird how a beam of pure energy from Aley couldn’t harm a WOODEN DOOR, yet June’s dirt-fighter jet can break through the second-most durable brick in Terraria, obviously a long way down from the surface. But I guess it adds to the quality of unexpected-ness.
You’re talking about June here…she can just glare at a zombie and it will die, no giant lasers needed.
Plus, physical resistance isn’t the same as magical resistance. And June is constantly holding the dirt together while flying, so it has infinite strength.
Hey June.
so we all know that dirt is a soft material right?, ok now squish it together with itself, now more, and more, this is the dirt rod in action, add Junes rage to the condensing process, and then multiply the speed of the super condensed dirt, and i think it might be stronger than titanium now. that’s how it is able to break the dungeon bricks XD.
mathematical equation
(dirt * dirt * dirt) + Junes rage * speed
dirt is the amount of dirt that a normal plane wights
Junes rage is Junes rage( don’t know how to measure this XD)
speed is how fast, in mph, that her plane is going(Seems to be going pretty fast, i would say about 400-700 mph)
If we’re assuming she’s going at top speed (if we can even compare dirt jets to real jets) she’s going about 1500 mph
I feel like I’m watching game theory, except for a web comic. π
i prefer Kilometers over miles
2414 km/h
Nah, she’s going about five hundred googolplexian lightyears per second. I’m mainly only saying this hoping you’ll look up what a googolplexian is.
What an interesting take on Terraria physics. I’m impressed by this.
let me slightly correct the formula:
dirt^(magic_power * june’s rage / 500) * speed
We all know that the highter june’s rage is, the stronger she can condense dirt(remember cyrils squish of death?). this combined with the magical power her dirt rod has and then multiplyed by the giant speed. Btw, what does the scouter say about june’s power/rage level?
i like the changes you made but i just though of something else to add, Gravity! i completely forgot about the gravity in the game. would that be added or multiplied to the formula?
Yetruo, the gravity is already factored into the speed of the dirt jet.
Actually, going that fast, she’s exceeded terminal velocity, so it’d be better to just facter in the wind resistance. Of course if she’s moving at a constant speed, both gravity AND wind resistance are irrelevant
You are getting your mathematics wrong. It is:
ab*3s(hm-3h*4s)+pq*xb/709psh*jp/r*badass*msxh*ki*ko/i*23k/mbs*kiba
a = starting altitude before plummeting down to the ground
s = speed of dirt jet
b = target’s durability
h = the jet’s durability
m = magika/mana
x = attacker’s health
p = target’s health
q = target’s speed
j = the comic writer’s SWAG/AWESOME (Since this is Jesse, j will be very high
r = how random the comic is (This is Legend of Maxx, guys, expect high numbers here
d = how funny the comic is
k = 50% of the total so far
i = insanity rating of the main protagonist and antagonist put together (EXTREMELY high here)
oh hold on. after the “kiba” is:*un
u = how much people love the attacker
n = how much people love the target
And, thus, we have our final equation:
ab*3s(hm-3h*4s)+pq*xb/709psh*jp/r*badass*msxh*ki*ko/i*23k/mbs*kiba*un
The end result:ab*3s(hm-3h*4s)+pq*xb/709psh*jp/r*badass*msxh*ki*ko/i*23k/mbs*kib
a*un
makes sense, good end result XD
Answer=42
You see now!
AWESOME
Also, ALMOST FIRST BUT NOT QUITE!
Or should I say, last?
Either Xanes Dead or Afraid Of June Or just Warning Xylan or Dead Or Xylan or Reporting to the police about an Awesome Comic Strip.
KER SMAASH!
Hopefully the dungeon doesn’t collapse on cyril and Hannah
Yeah hopefully its me serious gamer pythor 728
Sorry I ment hopefully aaannnddd…. pythor its me serious gamer
Well, hello there serious gamer, you were missing some punctuation in your first reply there π
who the heck is serious gamer?
None of your concern , this is personal business
TELL ME
And seventh.
And eighth.
Oop, not eighth.
Just a single oop.
EPSEGOMAROP :
Extremely Pointlessly Stupidly Excessively Groan-worthily Overly Moanishly
Agonisingly Ragingly Over Powered.
When i saw the first panel I was expecting Aley to be referred as Co-Pilot or something similiar.
I like how junes eyes turn red when she is about to do something dangerous
I missed June and her out-of-controlness. This comic needed deadly dirt things back.
But that is main con about june, she uses dirt for ever fight. I mean she is a dryad but still, use a different weapon/technique next time june!!
DIRT GLASS FTW!!!
And dirt headphones with dirt wifi and an Aley gps system.
Thaaaaaats why it took really long. Looks AWESOME!
Ewwwww wait Kids just realized June called alley a… yeah
I to kids? What?
dingΒ·us
ΛdiNGgΙs/Submit
nounNORTH AMERICANSOUTH AFRICANinformal
noun: dingus; plural noun: dinguses; noun: dinges; plural noun: dingeses
used to refer to something whose name the speaker cannot remember, is unsure of, or is humorously or euphemistically omitting.
“here’s a doohickeyβand there’s the dingus”
Urban Dictionary has what is perhaps a more fitting definition given the context.
Dingus
another word for a spaz.
NOTE: a dingus is NOT a stupid person, because a dingus is someone who can make you laugh by doing stupid THINGS, but they are not stupid people. a stupid person is an idiot. idiot and dingus are different.
(your friend is rocking back and forth on their chair and it topples over, thus flinging them across the room)
you say “dude, you’re such a DINGUS”
So dingus is another term for spaz? Why would someone do that ,they don’t even remotely sound the same :/
Dingus: American household name for a PE…
For some, perhaps, but generally it is a term to refer to people who do stupid things. By your logic, if Maxx is say, grilling Oscar Meyers, he shouldn’t refer the them as weiners. Words often have multiple meanings
That was my original thought of dingus, it meaning stupid , but still spaz? The pronunciation of dingus sounds nothing too spaz , im just saying it might need to be changed
Wiener are fine when not used in crotch related conversation. Fungus is okay in some non crotch topics. But the way it’s used talking to a key can be seen that way by her actions and this potato
Her eyes are glowing red and i dont think he dodged that
Wait, if this is posted on Tuesday instead of monday, will all comics be moved a day later?
this isnt the first time we’ve had a late comic.
Yeah im an late comic reader ,starting in the late 300
Let me guess.
Xane dodged.
But of course! It would be to anti climactic! We need to see June and Xane duke it out!
:O
a w ap o d i…..
COMMENT NOT FOUND
That had to hurt.
Jesse you wouldn’t happen to use Tedit 3 for your comic?
Did Xane dodge in time? Was he crushed by a dirt plane? Will we see dirt megaman again? Found out next time on The Legend of Maxx.
ITS FIND, NOT FOUND, U JELLYFISH
Wait… WHERES XANE!?!?
ded
LIEZ
derp mikeymoo mistake
Fashionable Duck we know it’s you your avatar isn’t changing when you switch you name please stop spamming with different names.
Ummm… that’s not him. Look a little more closely at the avatars
Though I will say Duck’s previous comments were rather unconstructive and pointless
Dang memory again π
Aley is awesome wearing those headphones… I can just imagine it being added to terraria as a vanity item.
I thought that the cute headphones on aley were the best thing evR. Jesse, I have to hand it to you, This comic MADE MY DAY SO GREAT!!!!!! <3 Joy! Rapture! Happpppppyyyyy!
I want the jet to be added to terraria!
aleys headphones were exactly what I was waiting to see
Cyril: What’s tha- (SMASH) JESUS F*CK*NG CHRIST
Makes fighter jet
crashes into the dungeon instead of bombing it
makes perfect sense
Dungeon bricks are resistant to explosions
Well when you add jets into terraria… terraria logic goes out the window
I can agree with that
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System.replaceText(“logic”)(“Re-Logic”);
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The word logic is fine for now
I was half expecting the plane to hit the stone and go splat, this is good too
XD Yes…yes, the headphones were it…We didn’t come here to see the epicness of June doing what she does best, being awesome and destroying crap with her giant fighter jet of dirt. Great comic as usual! I love the effects, and I like the dialogue between the two XD Aley and June make a good team. Gotta love Cyril’s look of complete shock as well XD
I couldn’t agree more. Aley’s dirt headset was what I looked forward to most about this comic
i think that was the spot where xane was standing also !@#$LIKE A BOSSS <<<!!@#$$
If xylan is a necromancer then I KNOW skeletron will come.
“June is so awesome, She can destroy dungeon bricks. Without a pickaxe”
(Drills fall under Pickaxes in this case)
Well you really don’t have too mention drills (june isn’t even using anything close to a hand held digging tool)
The point of that second comment was so nobody could come by and say “I can destroy dungeon blocks without a pickaxe aswell, There’s something called a drill”.
I know that but, I don’t think anyone has the intention of commenting about the use of drills(saying the comment was worthless)
Now thats what i call (puts on shades) a dive bomb
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
I hate people.
Why?
Because he’s a dingus
Something came up last night.
Why so cryptic? If you have something to say, say it
To prevent myself from yelling any obscenities, I will instead cheer internally.
Dirt Fighter Jet Piloted by June> Dungeon.
thats whats up.
Freaking awesome! If this doesn’t kill Xane, I don’t know what will. Also, I how June looks like a freaking maniac when she crashes the Jet into the dungeon.
:D*
Too small to show my true level of happiness
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Hows This?
AWW. i made a face with buttons and it doesnt display right. π
So glad you made the headphones out of dirt too
Other low level comic makers would have made them not made out of dirt
Cuz it’s the highway to the dangerzone……Yeah, It’s the higway to the Danger ZOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay im not cleaning that up. XD
If you even existed in this comic, hahaha
Whoopsie, Xane. You didn’t expect that, probably. (I noticed Xane was standing very close to Cyril, so he could have dodged it)
Yeah! Smash that dungeon to tiny little Tetris blocks!
Even an angel likes headphones!
Isn’t that where Xane was standing?
aley with headphones. hes soooo cute!!!
ps, how do i add a picture to my name?
Even dead-Hannah was surprised :B
No, her face is exactly the same as last comic, just saying.
But she actually looks surprised.
A Meteorite has landed.
Hmmm… You know that Ex that June mentioned…
So June’s eye’s are purple now? Neat, I guess.
Don’t be surprised if Xane survived though.
Gah, silly me, that’s the color they are in the game.
!
Sooo…
yeah…
Is xane an NPC too?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
if only we knew how Xane reacted to a dirt jet hitting him in the face oh well we’ll know when the next comic comes out
Guys. June hath dirt.
Xane hath swag.
#Swagtag
Anyway, here comes the false victory, and then it shows that Xane changed into a puddle of water to survive the attack. Water never gives up.
And, Like I said, Xane has plot armour.
Is this name better?
Or this?
Bu-but I was waiting for cyril’s ultra twin bunnystormga. Was I really the only one?
Aley with headphones. So adorable. π
I know no-one cares, but I’m gonna rant about how the page loads, but the picture never really does -_-
I think it’s just your computer… It always loads nicely for me.
I think my avatar looks like he’s from halo π
P.S. lol, ad for jet fighter lessons at bottom of page XD
Am I the only one who thinks its odd that Jesse said kersmash? I guess it’s kind of like the irony-ax.
Since when could dirt plow through multiple tons of stone? Remember how deep these guys are.
You know when something bad is going to happen when June’s eyes turn red.
Dat last panel o.o it’s a work of art
I see some amazing masterpiece involved… A plane made of dirt…
what?
What aley needs to do is fly out of the plane and , BWEEEENNNNNN
Dirt headphones… so… Deadphones???
…I’ll see myself out
π
well somone is dead
It like that moment in Fortnite when thereβs someone is afk and your like I feel bad for them but then you get killed