Well, it was nice knowing you, Xane.
You may be cool, but you’ll never be flying-a-fighter-jet-made-of-dirt cool.
-Jesse
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The Legend Of Maxx
A webcomic about friendship, exploration, stupidity and the ongoing battle against evil and also zombies
Oh dear FLARPING ARCEUS!
Mk, good. It hasn’t happened a third time. I’m satisfied.
Ok just what the hell.
The inner mechanitions of my mind are an enigma.
that or this comment section is getting stupider by the comic
*Milk spills*
*Kills himself from lack of coping from spilt milk*
No sense dying over spilt milk!
Mmmmmmmmmm Milk
Arceus is a Pitiful Llama against Juniper.
wut, the little dot is getting bigger. “nnnnnnnnnnn” wut? *June comes onscreen in an F-15 made of dirt.* *MIND BLOWN*
*coughcough* F22 *cough*
HAHAHAHA d3monic Unicorn lol
You do know that there is only F1 to F12, right?
NONSENSE!! There are plenty of other fighters. F22 Raptor, F14 Tomcat, F117 Nighthawk, F16 Fighting Falcon, F86 Sabre. Shall I continue?
Um… pretty sure that was a joke.
If it was, it certainly wasn’t a good one…
Oh, dear god! I JUST realized he was referring to the function keys. It makes infinitely more sense now. Mah bad.
EEEAAAOOOOWWW
I bet June and Xane would love to Flarp together.
Troll
Flarp is a bubble, FYI
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
i say re logic
Holy $4!+, June is B.A.
And a H.H.
Holy ham?
Holy me!!
June comes to the rescue in a jet made of dirt!
Yaaay!
You read the comic too?
omg i love sarcasm!
My goodness I think I DID!
PROOF OR GTFO!
Wait, how can June make an internal combustion engine and an aerodynamic machine out of dirt?
Magic
I guess it’s Re-Logic
all my hate
Heh, I’m not the only one who makes that joke.
I think we should worry more about the fact that she is capable of making mechanics out of dirt and breaking through the second dimension.
“Our world is two dimensional” -June
NOT
LAYERED two-dimensional.
-Cyril
I used to NEVER use the Guide. This is not why I use him a lot now.
Yes it is mind blowingly fudged up
Re-Logic
The dirt rod is stuck inside the plane as the controls, making it fly.
I suppose she used Aley’s BWEEN POWERS to propel her jet
Well, the fact that she can use the dirt rod to make almost anything always describes that as…(insert drumroll[I don’t care how that’s spelled]here)
Dirt magic!
Dirty magic?
Well. That just happened.
June is so aswom
Your picture is just wrong…
I wish peeps would quit insulting others in the comment section. :/
Amen.
WHO LIKE MAINCRAFT!
I WILL KILL HIM
That wasn’t even an insult dude, he didnt CHOOSE his icon to be that.
Still, making an off-topic comment about it really isn’t needed. ;w;
It’s a dick you dick
That’s just orcram slayer.
Not trying to be “that guy that’s always telling others what to do,” but try not to curse so much…
WHO SLAYS WHAT
i don’t get it… what’s the matter with space ships! don’t they all look like space ships?
Look at my picture. Problem?
A Butterfly Bomber!!!
Dude, for your own sake, if only to get these people off your back, you may wanna consider actually getting a profile pic
Im a face or a spaceship.
the bomber from moon breakers!
I had a person by default. An actual perfectly shaped person. I can’t believe how unlikely that was.
Demonic unicorn is right binding of Isaac
oh god dat picture
4th! Also, what the hell, where’d June get that dirt plane?! HAMMERSPACE?!
Oops, I mean 8th
Oh. I accidentally counted my post. I mean 7th!
Don’t u mean 20th or so
Replies don’t count.
Can her dirt rod make ANYTHING from dirt!?
That is even more awesome than the awesome that radiates from my armpits…
I don’t think that awesome is very awesome..
Yes, she can and yes, it is WAY more awesome than the awesome that radiates from your armpits, which I doubt is even awesome SLIGHTLY.
Trust me, his armpits are quite awesome. I would know. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, not more awesome than living in Terraria on Softcore with the Infinite Life type thing. I mean seriously, being able to die over and over again and only lose about half your current money? Awesome!
I’m wondering, what mode would maxx be considered to be on? I’m guessing hardcore, but he hasn’t died yet, so we don’t really know.
Berfily: (adj),ber-fu-lee. Someone who enjoys the act of putting to much butter on someone else’s popcorn.
e.g: I hope the guy in that popcorn stand isn’t too berfily, ‘cos I’m allergic to butter!
I can’t help but notice that your avatar looks like a pink Batman head on top of a skateboard.
lol xD
So true
Actually, it looks like a busty batman. What the hell, that avatar is weirder than my upside-down-headless-robot-clutching-the-nothingness-that-is-where-it’s-head-should-be Avatar.
OMG. you are dead Xane. JUNE IS BACK
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
We’re not all going to die. I built the driad in my world a home connected to a tree. So hopefully I’m not dead.
Oh, wait, I’m a spectator of this comic, so I can’t die in that comic unless I appear in the comic.-appears in the comic instead of Maxx- Uh, hang on, I, um, gotta switch to my other character…
What the hell, YOUR avatar is like a busty batman… -_-
Yeah, I beat up Batman, poisoned him, and put him as my profile picture. 😛
Holy…crap…June…is freaking awesome XD
ZOMG IT’S JUNE!!
June’s expression! Priceless! XD
Your avatar looks like some kinda moose-man
Xane, i´m you´re boss, i know you´re fast, but this time, you gonna have to run faster that you ever did
Xane can’t hear you because you’re speaking in the commentary, Xylan.
I actually had myself in tears I laughed so hard. The last panel, my gods…
AMERICA
@#$% YEAH!
*MURICA
that is the sound of imminent sound of death i suggest we all hide
Watch Tyrone just be walking by the dungeon and then he gets hit by June’s jet
How’d you know?!
He has doom plot armor meaning he gets hurt and/or killed a lot
I’m trying to think of a BoF reference, but I can’t think of any. Damn.
your pic is a bat
Xane is about to wish he was never born.
Xane will probably dodge the jet, several times after several fly-by’s, then when Xane thinks he’s beaten June, she will activate the rock-cannons/machine-dirt.
But… But… No Cyril beating the naiad out of Xane?
t-t
Xane better run. Also, most likely confirmed for June’s ex-boyfriend
Omg. Xane fighting June will either be the most awesome fight ever or Xane will just get dirt stomped after one second 😀
Maybe it’ll become Maxxball Z.
Nicey
dude, CRONE-CRONE HAMUSH!!
Am I the only one who though it would be a enraged Arms Dealer that would end up dieing stupidly? Like crashing somewhere.
The end!
Dirt-jet. Nice.
Oh. My. God. That will never be as cool as the giant bunny spell…
This is genius. Thank you.
If this doesnt convince people to be the voice of June, i dont know what will.
This has overly convinced me to be the voice of June…
The hell, what happend to my name
god dammit phone!!!, any way, what i wanted to say is that if you get the job then you should change your avatar and name to june, you would be the first of us copycats to win the right to be a character
🙂 I got the part! And that may be a good idea…
Aw man, I hope this doesn’t make everyone expect me to post all sarcastically and whatnot…It’s funny because I’m usually quite chipper in real life, so I’m amazed I managed to get the part. I hope I can do June’s voice justice in the vids! I’m really looking forward to it!
Oooh! You did? Good luck to you then! 🙂
im proud of you, cant wait to see the next episode
Lol. Does this have to do with the lunar update?
….
H..h..No! w..w…How?
At first I thought the jet was a ufo :/
Why does June look relatively calm in the second-last panel and enraged as usual in the last panel? Also, to those questioning the logic of the dirt-fighter jet, you guys should know that June could make floating platforms for people (mostly the NPCs, since they can’t jump) to stand on, and maybe at the base of the dirt-fighter jet is another platform of hers. Maybe she’s using the Dirt Rod itself as the control-stick.
How many references have we seen in this comic so far 5?
Iz dis a reference to Green Lantern’s secondary special in Injustice? Becuz it reminds me of it.
Repeat that in english please?
Nooo Xane my second favorite character to Duke Fishron, Oh wait he isn’t in the comic yet….
Hey why is my name fishron da heck
I would like to take this time to say that some major ass kicking is in our very near future. It may or may not be in the form of a Dryad flying a jet fighter. Where she got said jet? Internet.
O lord XD her face
OMG!!! Please let her refer to Aley as Iceman… plz plz plz
or even Goose….lol
“You can be my wingman anytime, Aley” Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiide innnnnnnnto theeeeee danger zone!
…She is so angry she broke the 2 dimensions!
You know stuff just got real when a pissed-off character breaks the 2nd dimension.
Did not see that coming
“RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES” is the first thing i thought of i saw that panel… then i reread it with the music… xane… yer doomed… XD
Porky’s theme came to mind for me. It’s funnier to re-read it with the music quiet in your head first then let it escalate
I may be wrong, but I thought it was “FLIGHT of the Valkyries.”
don’t be silly! horses can’t fly!
Pega-corns can
pega-corns are not horses!!! they are simply Greek people, in a dress!! with a stick and wings…
(Or Alicorns)
Ah! But that begs the question, O Warlord of the Trolls: How did horses get dragged into this, hmm!
“RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES”…
Oh…duh. I feel like a fool now 😛 my bad
I’m lost
w8… which Xane are ye? the one hit by 20 tons of dirt or the one before the f14?
Ok Archimonde.
Love your comic!
http://Www.captaingamesguy.wordpress.com
The hell? spam much?
Read my newest post
Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn
That’s an F22 Raptor if I’m not mistaken
i think youre right
It’s my second favorite jet behind the F14 Tomcat
They better add this in the lom mod for terrair plus ” you don’t know me , I’m xane killer of a thousand dryads ” -xane ” but this one is going to kill u ” – June * suffocates of dirt *
Ok, this is possible. She can levitate the dirt, that much is known, and with the proper amount of rope, she could then climb up to it. Then if she dive bombs toward the ground, reaching terminal velocity, she could develop quite a bit of speed by the time she reaches the dungeon, the impact of which would be astronomical. She would have to use a grapple to bail at the last second, but there are lots of vines in the dungeon….
i like pie
i llike trains
Jesse no like dat :O
I lick monkeys
what?!
What….the……actual…….F.. *Dies Laughing*
Yes, Yes, You lick monkeys! Stop Rubbing our NOSES IN IT!!
At this rate, The only thing June won’t be able to make with that Dirt Rod is common sense for Maxx.
Truer words have never been spoken
2 things:
1: how do you make a working fighter jet out of dirt?
2: I think someone is going to die.
1. Logic
2. Ehh… No of course! 😀
Re-Logic fool
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohmygosh.
O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0 (i dunno, this looks like what a ghost would say)
I love it!
The feeling of confusion when you see the sky and think ‘What the heck?’, only to find out that it’s the best character ever in a giant freaking airplane is astounding!
The switching back and forth between panels was great, and slightly reminiscent of the Watchmen.
So, Xane wants enemies that can challenge him? SAY HELLO TO DIRT MEGAMAN!
I think this is the first time I haven’t seen him smiling.
Besides the time before he got crushed by a bunny. But that doesn’t count.
Also, was the ‘I don’t enjoy stabbing, but you gotta do what you gotta do,’ line a reference to Texas Chain Saw Massacre?
Xane any last requests
Yes I wish to be buried in hell thank u
nah, im gonna make you a zombie soldier
It’ll be a real treat to see someone evenly matching June… can’t wait to see what unfolds!
“Evenly Matching”? Xane is dead, and we all know that.
GG, Xane. GG.
Dear god…
But shark hands 🙁
Holy mother of god that’s huge
I’m curious!
What will explode like sh*t? June’s jet? (0.01%) or the Dungeon? (99.09%)
It’s either 0.01-99.99%, or 0.91-99.09.% You’re leaving out a total of 00.90% here. Also I doubt anything will explode, because there aren’t any chemically reactive elements to hear in either June’s dirt-fighter jet or the Dungeon, not to mention that the Dungeon is made out of material resistant to explosives. But you never know with physics in comic strips.
This is thinking, wow.
Whats the other 0.9%?
Nothing, probably.
Both
Sometimes I’ve almost died from laugh while reading this comic…This is probably one of those moments…
Jane is Freaking Bad***
Did you mean June, or Xane? Or did you just mean… June X Xane? Ewwwww
Omg Yeah Good Philosophy
wat
Take this Jane stuff to Homestuck.
Super dryad level 4 you can tell by the ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nobody is crapping.
I have read your comics for quite some time, and I love each one. But I have not yet commented on any. This specific page, among all others, made me want to comment, if not only to tell you: bravo.
By all means, I welcome you to the comment section of the comic! I myself was reading the Legend of Maxx for quite some time without commenting on it. A secret fan, I should say. I hope to see you again!
Same too
June is officially now my favorite character
imagine if tyrone helped her make it and there was minisharks attached to it
No, imagine if aley is tied to the side of it and is using a bween-magic-amplifier, and wipes out the entire castle while June deals with Xane!
but im still in here!
It’s okay, skeletron…
but what happens to me?
Wait, OCRAM IS IN THIS COMIC?!?!?!
I HOPE so.
Jesse please can i get the job? i know i’m in a different world but if you can make people do their bidding why not make a portal?
thats quite simple to awnser, the entire place will plummit on you causing you to die and rot, the smell attracts demon eyes and zombies, they eat you and become skeletal and you are ressurected. trust me i know, i used to be pumking.
We’ve all been waiting for something to happen to come……..
Skeletron, i can kill you in an instant you insolent fool
ibuckshot5, Tyrone would be LONG dead by now.
Son of a biscuit… That’s quite a Dirt Jet.
And June looks pissed off like mad,
June has just redeemed 100% of her vices.
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUM BUM BUM
#cliffhangeronfriday
ITS FRIDAY
sorryihadtoimahorribleperson
Don’t know if anyone knows this, but I think June is angry.
That eyethrob just adds that much more detail on how pissed off June is.
Anyone noticed that WHAM is with a different font style?
Jesse, did you forget to add the magical fading outline around the Flower’s textbox or did it take too long?
Okay, for the first time I’m kinda liking June. Dat face on the last panel made me laugh so damn hard xD Great comic, Jesse o/
Welp. Xane’s screwed.
she should bring maple with her as a gard
this is probably the last comment, unless a troll post here after the next.
*your
That rage face
Guys I believe the jet has dirt rockets so yeah there will be an explosion
We’re discussimg the name of a song which I have now deduced goes by the names “RIDE of the Valkyries” and “FLIGHT of the Valkyries”…depending on who you ask
Nyaaagh!! That was supposed to be a reply to you’re question earlier, Xane
This isn’t right, is anybody else having this problem with the comment section, because it’s gone all funky and haywire on me. It’s even placed them as replies to the wrong people i.e. “Skeletron”
I believe I have the same issue as you, D3monic Unicorn.
It seemed to have worked that time, I hope this comment won’t jinx me and have the glitch happen.
Knowing my luck it will XD. Its on and off though
But what about Cyril? He’s next to Xane, so won’t he be dead too?
Mad June is mad
Dead Xane is dead
Happy end is happy end.
(That rhythms tho)
Poooooooooooop jet
XD nice
Hey theres june. WAIT,JUNE?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
June is going to turn Xane into a quivering pile of flesh… Classic June.
I’m lucky the forest is far from there XD
Ho…wha…w…h…I thought I killed you!?
hell no you are not touching my little sister.
-.- your lucky I don’t have console version
YOU’RE lucky you don’t have console version
HAH!! Nice one, Ocram XD
You Mean Jungle.
BEST. STRIP. EVER.
Best “strip” ever? That sounds wrong, man. Watch your wording.
That’s COMIC strip.
STRIP COMIC, comic strip is when a comic strips in fron of you
No, comic strip is correct.
See? XD
“Comic strip”? I have the increasingly strange image of a comic slowly
taking off its front pages until the are only the very middle ones left, and the very middle page is covered in censored writing.
Also, Xane has strong plot armour.
Welp… Everyone hit the floor and pray for the Lunar Lords that Terraria is not forsaken with.. Dirt. Lots and lots of dirt.
Its propelled by dirt particles
June? Lol
Dirt jet? Come on Jesse, that’s weak.
YOUR WEAK
Is it me or has June made dirt 9999999999% cooler ( yes that’s a number ) I always liked water as an element but I could probably make an ice jet mmmmmm earth or water
Well played……
XD I love reading all the comments on how dead Xane is…I don’t normally like to get my hopes up…but yeah, after seeing June’s expression in the last panel…I gotta say…Good Game. Not even the hilariousness of Xane can stand up to the epicness of June and her Dirt Jet…
You really have to get better at pixel art, the face in the last panel is horrible.
-.- reeealy? That pic is priceless. Let me see you do better.
I agree whit the foolish copycat mortal, the twich is awesome, virtual five copycat pal
I have a feeling he’ll stay alive or get revieid anyone else I just feel it cause he is a sneaky little f$@$er don’t u think he would have plans if somone tried to pound the dugeon into piceces
Also goner no I think it’s a miracle how he copy or turned around a head of an npc u never see the full head am I right
Gober stupid auto correct
June is going to be a millionaire selling jet rides only at the cost of mana
June Doesnt Look All That Mad In The 2nd Last Pic… Why is she mad in the last one? HMMMMMM
Idk XD
And thus, Xane learned to never mess with an angry Dryad with a dirt rod!
Meow
Meep! ;-;
Next one coming in a year!
They take awhile
Ocean your face look like a car on sticks
what is this i dont even
when be the next comic I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!’
I might as well just stop reading the comments…
That’s a good decision. I’m a goat. Moooooooo
NONSENSE!! There are plenty of other fighters. F22 Raptor, F14 Tomcat, F117 Nighthawk, F16 Fighting Falcon, F86 Sabre. Shall I continue?
I really wish I could delete my comment when it posts in the wrong spot
Jesse new new comic or I’m going to find the sever you film this on and spawn terra blade and punch xanes face of myself
Iron, these take time. It will be up tomorrow Jesse jjust tweeted that. He works hard and at least he’s still making them
#halflife3confirmed
The point of the Terra Blade is kinda moot if you’re just gonna punch him
Lol no half life 3 I get it ok good night everyone * whispers I’ll be back soon enough *backs away into a shadow
Well HL1 in 1998, HL2 in 2004… so that means HL3 in 3000 something!
There are 3 parts of Half Life 2: the main game, Episode 1, and Episode 2.
In all these are 3 games.
Hlaf Live 3 Confrimed.
0.0 a couple days ago 3 half life games got updates on steam all at once… HALF LIFE 3 RECONFIRMED
300 Comment terraria ComicHere We come
FOR TERRARIATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
300 comments? HALF LIFE 3 RE-RECONFIRMED
Hey pumpking wanna spar?
aww Hells Yea
I feel the next comic will be BIIIG…
1 mil years in development hopefully it was worth the wait
Hay if Jesse really wanted to troll us he would do a meanwhile with maxx
Amazing 😀 It seems I came a bit late
299
300 comments yea suckers
*clap clap* that was put on so much effort i can feel it from over here in italy.
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no one cares
Jesse would. Its a new record if im correct.
That he’s the 300th comment, not the fact that there’s 300 comments.
He doesn’t deserve it, he’s really cocky. “Yea suckers”? seriously?
Kinda late to reply on this one (actually really late) but I’ll go with Xane being June’s ex, mentioned in Comic #317. Should be a great fight.
;(
no not another plot twist on cliffhanger Friday! and there wasn’t even one for Monday D:
june should have come on a blood moon then we could just see xane go BOOOM!
…
everyone,say hey if you think xane is gong to get smashed into a few tiny atoms
Does… does fairy dust have a limit on how long someone can be… dead?
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