Comic #422

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Well, it was nice knowing you, Xane.

You may be cool, but you’ll never be flying-a-fighter-jet-made-of-dirt cool.

-Jesse

324 thoughts on “Comic #422”

      1. Haku411

        wut, the little dot is getting bigger. “nnnnnnnnnnn” wut? *June comes onscreen in an F-15 made of dirt.* *MIND BLOWN*

    7. Zekrua

      Well, the fact that she can use the dirt rod to make almost anything always describes that as…(insert drumroll[I don’t care how that’s spelled]here)
      Dirt magic!

      9. Da Poopz

        Not trying to be “that guy that’s always telling others what to do,” but try not to curse so much…

      3. Page of Breath

        I had a person by default. An actual perfectly shaped person. I can’t believe how unlikely that was.

  8. MCT&TUG

    Can her dirt rod make ANYTHING from dirt!?
    That is even more awesome than the awesome that radiates from my armpits…

    2. Zekrua

      Yes, she can and yes, it is WAY more awesome than the awesome that radiates from your armpits, which I doubt is even awesome SLIGHTLY.

      2. Zekrua

        Well, not more awesome than living in Terraria on Softcore with the Infinite Life type thing. I mean seriously, being able to die over and over again and only lose about half your current money? Awesome!

      3. LuthrinAkaster

        I’m wondering, what mode would maxx be considered to be on? I’m guessing hardcore, but he hasn’t died yet, so we don’t really know.

  9. MCT&TUG

    Berfily: (adj),ber-fu-lee. Someone who enjoys the act of putting to much butter on someone else’s popcorn.

    e.g: I hope the guy in that popcorn stand isn’t too berfily, ‘cos I’m allergic to butter!

    2. Blades

      Actually, it looks like a busty batman. What the hell, that avatar is weirder than my upside-down-headless-robot-clutching-the-nothingness-that-is-where-it’s-head-should-be Avatar.

      1. Zekrua

        We’re not all going to die. I built the driad in my world a home connected to a tree. So hopefully I’m not dead.
        Oh, wait, I’m a spectator of this comic, so I can’t die in that comic unless I appear in the comic.-appears in the comic instead of Maxx- Uh, hang on, I, um, gotta switch to my other character…

  14. Xylan

    Xane, i´m you´re boss, i know you´re fast, but this time, you gonna have to run faster that you ever did

  18. Kokonut_Binks

    Watch Tyrone just be walking by the dungeon and then he gets hit by June’s jet

    1. Da Poopz

      Xane will probably dodge the jet, several times after several fly-by’s, then when Xane thinks he’s beaten June, she will activate the rock-cannons/machine-dirt.

  22. Matas0723

    Omg. Xane fighting June will either be the most awesome fight ever or Xane will just get dirt stomped after one second 😀

  23. Sarzael

    Am I the only one who though it would be a enraged Arms Dealer that would end up dieing stupidly? Like crashing somewhere.

      2. Xylan

        god dammit phone!!!, any way, what i wanted to say is that if you get the job then you should change your avatar and name to june, you would be the first of us copycats to win the right to be a character

      4. June

        Aw man, I hope this doesn’t make everyone expect me to post all sarcastically and whatnot…It’s funny because I’m usually quite chipper in real life, so I’m amazed I managed to get the part. I hope I can do June’s voice justice in the vids! I’m really looking forward to it!

  30. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    Why does June look relatively calm in the second-last panel and enraged as usual in the last panel? Also, to those questioning the logic of the dirt-fighter jet, you guys should know that June could make floating platforms for people (mostly the NPCs, since they can’t jump) to stand on, and maybe at the base of the dirt-fighter jet is another platform of hers. Maybe she’s using the Dirt Rod itself as the control-stick.

  33. fishron

    Nooo Xane my second favorite character to Duke Fishron, Oh wait he isn’t in the comic yet….

  34. Shadow_Mantis

    I would like to take this time to say that some major ass kicking is in our very near future. It may or may not be in the form of a Dryad flying a jet fighter. Where she got said jet? Internet.

      1. UltimaRCR

        “You can be my wingman anytime, Aley” Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiide innnnnnnnto theeeeee danger zone!

    1. Yer mum

      Porky’s theme came to mind for me. It’s funnier to re-read it with the music quiet in your head first then let it escalate

  44. Ironwill223

    They better add this in the lom mod for terrair plus ” you don’t know me , I’m xane killer of a thousand dryads ” -xane ” but this one is going to kill u ” – June * suffocates of dirt *

  45. ben

    Ok, this is possible. She can levitate the dirt, that much is known, and with the proper amount of rope, she could then climb up to it. Then if she dive bombs toward the ground, reaching terminal velocity, she could develop quite a bit of speed by the time she reaches the dungeon, the impact of which would be astronomical. She would have to use a grapple to bail at the last second, but there are lots of vines in the dungeon….

  47. Squideer

    At this rate, The only thing June won’t be able to make with that Dirt Rod is common sense for Maxx.

  48. Jake.spaace

    2 things:
    1: how do you make a working fighter jet out of dirt?
    2: I think someone is going to die.

  49. lvl100seaal

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohmygosh.

    1. Silver

      O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0 (i dunno, this looks like what a ghost would say)

  50. Chris

    I love it!
    The feeling of confusion when you see the sky and think ‘What the heck?’, only to find out that it’s the best character ever in a giant freaking airplane is astounding!
    The switching back and forth between panels was great, and slightly reminiscent of the Watchmen.

    So, Xane wants enemies that can challenge him? SAY HELLO TO DIRT MEGAMAN!
    I think this is the first time I haven’t seen him smiling.
    Besides the time before he got crushed by a bunny. But that doesn’t count.

    Also, was the ‘I don’t enjoy stabbing, but you gotta do what you gotta do,’ line a reference to Texas Chain Saw Massacre?

  52. UltimaRCR

    It’ll be a real treat to see someone evenly matching June… can’t wait to see what unfolds!

    1. Levi1208

      I’m curious!
      What will explode like sh*t? June’s jet? (0.01%) or the Dungeon? (99.09%)

      1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        It’s either 0.01-99.99%, or 0.91-99.09.% You’re leaving out a total of 00.90% here. Also I doubt anything will explode, because there aren’t any chemically reactive elements to hear in either June’s dirt-fighter jet or the Dungeon, not to mention that the Dungeon is made out of material resistant to explosives. But you never know with physics in comic strips.

  56. unknown

    Sometimes I’ve almost died from laugh while reading this comic…This is probably one of those moments…

  59. John945

    I have read your comics for quite some time, and I love each one. But I have not yet commented on any. This specific page, among all others, made me want to comment, if not only to tell you: bravo.

    1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      By all means, I welcome you to the comment section of the comic! I myself was reading the Legend of Maxx for quite some time without commenting on it. A secret fan, I should say. I hope to see you again!

    1. Da Poopz

      No, imagine if aley is tied to the side of it and is using a bween-magic-amplifier, and wipes out the entire castle while June deals with Xane!

      4. Ocram

        I HOPE so.
        Jesse please can i get the job? i know i’m in a different world but if you can make people do their bidding why not make a portal?

      5. Skeletron

        thats quite simple to awnser, the entire place will plummit on you causing you to die and rot, the smell attracts demon eyes and zombies, they eat you and become skeletal and you are ressurected. trust me i know, i used to be pumking.

  70. Fashionable Duck

    Jesse, did you forget to add the magical fading outline around the Flower’s textbox or did it take too long?

  71. Jeremy

    Okay, for the first time I’m kinda liking June. Dat face on the last panel made me laugh so damn hard xD Great comic, Jesse o/

  77. D3monic Unicorn

    We’re discussimg the name of a song which I have now deduced goes by the names “RIDE of the Valkyries” and “FLIGHT of the Valkyries”…depending on who you ask

  79. D3monic Unicorn

    This isn’t right, is anybody else having this problem with the comment section, because it’s gone all funky and haywire on me. It’s even placed them as replies to the wrong people i.e. “Skeletron”

      1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        It seemed to have worked that time, I hope this comment won’t jinx me and have the glitch happen.

  83. Skeletron

    Hey theres june. WAIT,JUNE?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

      4. Blades

        “Comic strip”? I have the increasingly strange image of a comic slowly
        taking off its front pages until the are only the very middle ones left, and the very middle page is covered in censored writing.

        Also, Xane has strong plot armour.

  87. Kmonkey

    Welp… Everyone hit the floor and pray for the Lunar Lords that Terraria is not forsaken with.. Dirt. Lots and lots of dirt.

  91. Ironwill223

    Is it me or has June made dirt 9999999999% cooler ( yes that’s a number ) I always liked water as an element but I could probably make an ice jet mmmmmm earth or water

  93. dracorianamanda

    XD I love reading all the comments on how dead Xane is…I don’t normally like to get my hopes up…but yeah, after seeing June’s expression in the last panel…I gotta say…Good Game. Not even the hilariousness of Xane can stand up to the epicness of June and her Dirt Jet…

      1. Raven

        I agree whit the foolish copycat mortal, the twich is awesome, virtual five copycat pal

  95. Ironwill223

    I have a feeling he’ll stay alive or get revieid anyone else I just feel it cause he is a sneaky little f$@$er don’t u think he would have plans if somone tried to pound the dugeon into piceces

  96. Ironwill223

    Also goner no I think it’s a miracle how he copy or turned around a head of an npc u never see the full head am I right

  108. Ironwill223

    Jesse new new comic or I’m going to find the sever you film this on and spawn terra blade and punch xanes face of myself

    1. zurokon

      Iron, these take time. It will be up tomorrow Jesse jjust tweeted that. He works hard and at least he’s still making them

      #halflife3confirmed

  109. Ironwill223

    Lol no half life 3 I get it ok good night everyone * whispers I’ll be back soon enough *backs away into a shadow

      1. Fashionable Duck

        There are 3 parts of Half Life 2: the main game, Episode 1, and Episode 2.
        In all these are 3 games.
        Hlaf Live 3 Confrimed.

    1. Ocram

      *clap clap* that was put on so much effort i can feel it from over here in italy.
      ____________________________________________________________

      no one cares

      2. Ocram

        That he’s the 300th comment, not the fact that there’s 300 comments.
        He doesn’t deserve it, he’s really cocky. “Yea suckers”? seriously?

  117. TravellingSalesman

    Kinda late to reply on this one (actually really late) but I’ll go with Xane being June’s ex, mentioned in Comic #317. Should be a great fight.

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