Comic #416

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Skeletons are the best kind of undead. If I could learn necromancy, my specialty would be skeletons. And then we’d all hang around and say stuff like ‘no BONES about it!’ and ‘looks like you’re BONED!’

-Jesse

243 thoughts on “Comic #416”

      5. Kmonkey

        I eat a while balanced meal of unicorn leg sprinkled with pixie dust and truffula tree leaf salad. don’t eat to much though cause it’s gonna make you vomit sooo many rainbows…

      6. Lord Grog

        i like gastropod jelly, it’s yummy, but fattening. so i eat the low calories one. you got to be fit to command goblins!

      2. Fiddlesticks

        But Hallow is particularly safer for NPCs than corruption, considering there is no worm enemies to go through blocks, meaning you just have to deal with the occasional wraith.

      12. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        The Hallow has mystical crystals and chaotic elementals bent on chaos and disorder, as well as spinning swords and mentally insane bats and slimes, but the Corruption has rotting living plants that barf cursed fire at you, and spinning hammers that charge at you and they don’t even bother to whack you over the head with themselves. As I described it, the Hallow sounds better, but I’m secretly affiliated with the Corruption 😀

      15. cookieepic

        I don’t think it’s ever explained why the cute unicorns and fairies attempt to murder you, and are evidently really good at doing so early-hardmode

      1. Some random Naiad lord

        But they are wild aleys, and they dont have any kind of cool green flames like corruption does.

    4. Lord Grog

      No! Join the dark side! We have cookies and the abilty to spel incorectly becuse we kil speling natsis!

      1. Lord Grog

        and the hallow haz pyros everywhere and the corruption can give you minions such as klingons- I mean clingers that shoot fireballs like pew pew pew BOOM and you can kill people 2 impress June.

      2. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        What about people like me? I’m evil, and I care about spelling because I want to be a gentlemanly villain.

      12. Erinn

        cookies…. BURNT COOKIES!!
        Your cookies are FILTHY to our society.
        And no one wants your damn charcoal cookies.

      2. Jaximagic has a picture of Wheatley

        Even though the ice blocks and any other non-snow blocks can be turned into corruption, crimson, or hallowed. So not really neutral, just hard to get into, and impossible to escape once it has been infected

      3. Da Poopz

        He said in MAJOR conflicts.Meaning it’s only an ally of whatever infects it, not a main.

      4. here have a cookie

        This is probably the longest comment chain I’ve ever seen, so let’s continue it.

  2. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    Xylan actually sounds like a fun Dark Lord or whatever. Very persuasive as well. I would have joined the Corruption right now, or at least be inclined to NOT steal the Muramasa anymore, if I was Maxx right now. But I’m not. He can do his own thing if he wants.

  5. Zace

    Imagine what would happen if Maxx took up necromancy… OH NO I JUST IMAGINED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MAXX TOOK UP NECROMANCY!!!

    1. Squideer

      Well if he ever got drunk and killed Cyril again, At least there wouldn’t be so much dancing and sorrow on his grave site.

  6. Dilou

    MAXX! Just do the kill blow, get the muramasa, find a shadow key IF is posible, and pray that you don’t need to face Skeletron.

      1. The Guy

        Because… he is his father!

        <dramatic music as Maxx falls into a bottomless pit, screaming, "NOOOOO!"

    2. Renatm

      He couldn’t do the kill blow since all Naiad seem to have Blink Daggers, which are OP.

      4. Mindirra

        Obviously, it eats walls, spawn it before the eater of worlds for a much easier fight, what with there being no walls to get in your way.

  9. conford98

    This looks like an evil guy trying to look like the good guy, but I’m not sure whether it’s that or a neutral guy pointing out the shades of grey (or even better, blue/orange). I expect it to be the former, but I would prefer the latter.

    1. cookieepic

      It’s funny when you think about it.

      This (villain?) actually has some truth in his words.
      Since everyone has free will, there is nothing inherently good or bad- Nor is there anything definitively “good” or “bad”. To some people, rotting worms that spit green fire at you are awesome. To others. not so much.

      It’s subtly implied in terraria itself, where the corruption/crimson is dangerous, but the hallow is just as, if not more!

      It is true that the corruption is the least deadly of the 3 biomes

      However, the most balanced biome in the game is the first one you get to see.
      The Forest.
      The corruption doesn’t allow NPCs to live at all, or move in, the hallow is dangerous, but the Forest has the best of both worlds.

      Unfortunately the forest is really boring

      1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        This couldn’t be more true. Everyone is allowed to become whatever they want, whether it’d be a demonic entity that tears worlds apart or a holy angel who mends them.

      2. Voltarity

        and that is why maxx must become the savior of the forest, king of peaceful mobs- maxx must become a bowl of two goldfish.

  10. HappyDittoz

    You can see that tiny smile indicative of “I need to rethink my life.”
    Or maybe just “Can I get that as a sword?”

  11. Dialga

    To be honest, if the NPC’s could stand living in the Corruption, The Hallow would be just as much of a plague.

  13. mech99

    To be honest mobs r harder than corruption mobs stating that hallow is in hardmode 😮

    1. Narotiza

      Yeah, but new mobs spawn in the Corruption in hardmode, too, so the Corruption is just as dangerous.

      1. Some random Crimson lord

        We can all say that the brownies are BLOODY GOOD.
        *Background explosion*

      2. Xane, high commander

        In the corruption u can be a pyromancer and a necromancer at the same time.

  19. Javrak

    I read Maxx’s voice in Goku from DBZ: Abridged, that last panel I heard “Oooooooooo…….” in my head.

  22. Mindirra

    I like how when Maxx started he seemed fully aware that he was a Character in a game and now it seems he’s lost that entirely…

    1. Falcon

      Which is weird because a couple comics earlier the concepts of “NPC” and “Player character” still existed(Maxx referred to himself as a Player Character)

  24. Skeletron

    ESPESIALLY SINSE THEY KIKED ME OUT OF MY DUNGEON IM WITH THE DRYADS! LONG LIVE THE ELDERS!

  26. jonathan

    Maybe maxx becomes the destroyer of the world by killing the wall of flesh letting the corruption and hallow go out of control

  29. MCT&TUG

    I don’t understand why people are so into zombies.Zombies are pathetic.True,they turn you into a zombie by eating your brains,but they’re also incredibly slow and in real life a creature like that wouldn’t even be able to catch you,and they’ll eventually become
    immobile when all their body parts are done slowly dropping off.Just run and you’ll be safe.

  30. Blades

    Crimson is the best.

    My title “The Crimson Commander” was earned as I actually managed to befriend the inhabitants of The Crimson. I built a house there. Also, The Hallow is homosexual.

  31. Blades

    Maxx, join The Crimson, home of the once mighty warriors, The Spartans! For many years, we have waited for another chosen one to arrive so that we could defeat The Hallow and Corruption, and so that The Crimson is the only existing biome.

      1. Lord Death

        You are my friend, your army gives me slav-friends, I was so going to say friends, thank you Crimson!

    3. Bloody Lust

      What it really says (thanks to copy-paste):
      Maxx, join The Crimson, home of the once mighty warriors, The Spartans! For many years, we have waited for another chosen one to arrive so that we could defeat The Hallow and Corruption, and so that The Crimson is the only existing biome.

      What my brain assumes:
      Maxx, join The Poopy Fake Crimson, home of the Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus, The Spartans! For many years of farting and crapping in cardboard boxes, we have waited for another chosen one to arrive so that we could buy new toilets, and so that The Crimson mobs get to use TP.

  32. Blades

    So, you like my idea of a tear in the barriers that keep all the games seperate?

    Maxx, do this for Sparta!!!

    2. crimsoncommanderakane

      Shut up. I don’t give a crap about Maxx joining me. You’re annoying.

  33. Blades

    Also, I did not steal the idea for Jesse being the hooded one.
    I stole the idea about the crimson

  34. Blades

    Also, Alexander the great COULD be in da game. have u heard of NECROMANCY??????

    Also, I think it would be funny if jesse did add “Blades” to Legend of Maxx”

    And have him go on about swag.

    Also, does anyone ELSE have a better idea?

    If you, please share it.

    Or i will take it as you have no other ideas

    1. crimsoncommanderakane

      I ate Alexander for breakfast today! Hair, clothes, bones, everything.

      Bon appetit.

    2. Xane, high commander

      Also the world could be burned! Ever heard of a little thing called pyromancy?

  35. Blades

    Okay, i did not befriend the crimson. i killed any monsters that dared challenge me using my paladin’s hammer and megashark and AWESOME chorophyte bullets

    1. crimsoncommanderakane

      I have a bloodlink with every monster. I control them using a hivemind device, but sometimes they do what they want.

    2. Lord Death

      Yes, but I have lots of explosives ready for detonation… your house might not still be there, *wink wink stab stab*

  36. Blades

    Also, the npcs should fight back. Nurse should chase the monsters trying to give them INJECTIONS.

    And the dryad should sell better stuff, and transform materials into chlorophyte when u enter hardmode.

    She should also get full chlorophyte armour.

  37. Blades

    It would be HILARIOUS if a new boss was added to the crimson:

    THE CRIMSON COMMA

    lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

  38. Blades

    Have you ever ran around shooting people with the rainbow gun yelling “TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!”

    It’s fun.

      1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        No, he should join the Quantum Aspect side. It’s really fun to have more of yourself existing at the same time, which means more awesome sword-wielding people and/or Hammush-wielding people.

      4. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R.

        the Cron Sword, and every other sword that Maxx called awesome. (Light’s Bane, Blade of Grass.)

    1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      He does have that quality of being irritating… I can agree. I wish he’d keep all of his posts into one.

    2. Yer mun

      He shows up, leaves one comment which then slowly turns into a wall of text. Let’s just block his IP and make things easy.

    3. D3monic Unicorn

      He’s a real problem. I know he popped up in comics #410, #411, and of course #415 (and possibly more, but I don’t feel like checking) as well just making walls of rambling comments using different names.

      6. Crimson Al

        Maybe you should think of hitting Weight Watchers rather than this random person that apparently uses fish as bullets.

      1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        The only thing about him that I enjoy is that it’s fun to call him the “Crimson Comma”, though I don’t want to insult him, since he obviously has some mental issue.

      4. Flaskle

        I have a serious thing about people who constantly act like some character. I hate it. I don’t know why.

    1. Shadow_Mantis

      It could end up that the Naiad attempt to speed up the process that Corruption spreads but then it turns into Crimson which is actually very bad for the planet. Pretty much the Crimson because super Corruption or something.

  43. Kmonkey

    Of course the guy with the power of (evil) Corruption has a similar look to the Grim Reaper, naturally of course. Nice comic Jesse keep up the great work!

  44. Filipe Sá

    If i have skeletons as minions, i would make them dance and aing “spooky scary skeletons” too.

      1. TankHunter678

        You still cannot corrupt the jungle even in hardmode. It simply turns into a forest biome (mud becomes dirt and the jungle grass into normal grass) and then it gets corrupted.

        Or in short, the corruption/crimson destroys the jungle then corrupts the forest biome that remains. It’s really a big management problem unless you got the clentaminator.

        Then you can just nuke any corruption/crimson that is anywhere remotely near or in your jungle.

  48. Blades

    Sorry. Some wierdo started using my e-mail adress. Jesse should add passwords to prevent this…

  50. Blades

    I apologise for that strange person using my e-mail address to spam so he can give me a bad name.

    4. Benni

      “The lie detector is going over 9000!”
      I kid, I kid.
      But let’s hope YOU are NOT kidding…

    5. Star and Moon

      He clearly posted 3 messages in a row claiming that someone else used his email to post, which is STILL spamming.

  51. Star and Moon

    The funny thing about this guy is he’s basically using the same exact argument he claims June is using but acting like he isn’t.

      1. Some random Dryad elder

        Because darkness is nothing but the inexistance of the light, commonly associated with the divine and the criation, as being the non-existance of the light, the darkness is assumimed as either the unholy or the destruction.

  54. Skeletron

    WAIT WAIT! How can Maxx be in my Dungeon? He Hasnt killed me yet! That Dungeon Guardian!!! He is supposed to be killing them!

    1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      Uhhh, I’m pretty sure they have Xane’s permission to be imprisoned there. Remember when Xane stabbed Cyril with a Naiad dagger and sent them inside a cell room in order to keep Cyril alive?

  55. Duke Fishron

    AAAAH. I have been trying for hours trying to get a profile picture of duke fishron someone please tell me how to do it.

    2. Quartz

      I just realized something.
      June said that the corruption is a sort of disease.
      So if the Crimson and Corruption are akin…
      Then some of you guys want to live in a disease with big pits in the ground and okay equipment. But then the Hallow has all those things trying to kill you, and high level equipment.
      I think I’ll stick with the forest. Never mind, I’m going mining for-
      Join the Side of The Underworld.

  64. aman120904

    Incoming bad puns!! Raise the shields!!

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