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Skeletons are the best kind of undead. If I could learn necromancy, my specialty would be skeletons. And then we’d all hang around and say stuff like ‘no BONES about it!’ and ‘looks like you’re BONED!’
-Jesse
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NO, DONT LISTEN MAXX, HALLOW IS BETTER! IT HAZ RAIBOOOOWS!
And killer Unicorns…
hallow sucks killer unicorn horns! >:(
KILLER UNICORNS FTW!!!!
AWWWW YEEEAH!!
He should do one with the arms dealer getting killed by a unicorn
I eat a while balanced meal of unicorn leg sprinkled with pixie dust and truffula tree leaf salad. don’t eat to much though cause it’s gonna make you vomit sooo many rainbows…
i like gastropod jelly, it’s yummy, but fattening. so i eat the low calories one. you got to be fit to command goblins!
Dude, you’re dead.
..from the grave apparently
The Hallow may have rainbows, but the Corruption has cookies.
The Hallow has lazors and cake, the Corruption necromancy and pie. But both have monsters, and neither are particularly safe.
But Hallow is particularly safer for NPCs than corruption, considering there is no worm enemies to go through blocks, meaning you just have to deal with the occasional wraith.
then we can go to another village and steal from them and kill the arms dealer.
Then I choose corruption; the cake is a lie.
And the Crimson has Yum Hearts. Ignore my BoI references.
But the Crimson has gooey brownies. And the Hallow has croissants.
Gooey Brownies made of BLOOD! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
so?
Yum.
Crimson? I thought we were talking about the corruption, not crimson…
Crimson is just a different type of corruption.
The Hallow has mystical crystals and chaotic elementals bent on chaos and disorder, as well as spinning swords and mentally insane bats and slimes, but the Corruption has rotting living plants that barf cursed fire at you, and spinning hammers that charge at you and they don’t even bother to whack you over the head with themselves. As I described it, the Hallow sounds better, but I’m secretly affiliated with the Corruption 😀
The corruption has eaters and death the hallow is home to fairies an unicorns
Which try to kill you.
I don’t think it’s ever explained why the cute unicorns and fairies attempt to murder you, and are evidently really good at doing so early-hardmode
hallow can spawn more Aleys, means more ales and more ALLIES!
But they are wild aleys, and they dont have any kind of cool green flames like corruption does.
The wild aleys attack too!
No! Join the dark side! We have cookies and the abilty to spel incorectly becuse we kil speling natsis!
and the hallow haz pyros everywhere and the corruption can give you minions such as klingons- I mean clingers that shoot fireballs like pew pew pew BOOM and you can kill people 2 impress June.
What about people like me? I’m evil, and I care about spelling because I want to be a gentlemanly villain.
Well spell villian correctly
Ok nvm it is villain
Hah. P:
I see what you did there… Any TF2 fans?
Yes?
klingons
No, fool. Join the nerd side, for we have pi!
and cool glasses
And food Perhaps maybe?
cookies…. BURNT COOKIES!!
Your cookies are FILTHY to our society.
And no one wants your damn charcoal cookies.
but they’re good for BBQs :'(
No they’re not
Join the Dork side. We have a handbook on how to fit into society.
SNOW BIOME FTW!!!
The snow biome is like sweden, cold, and seperated and nuetral in major conflicts.
Even though the ice blocks and any other non-snow blocks can be turned into corruption, crimson, or hallowed. So not really neutral, just hard to get into, and impossible to escape once it has been infected
He said in MAJOR conflicts.Meaning it’s only an ally of whatever infects it, not a main.
This is probably the longest comment chain I’ve ever seen, so let’s continue it.
Aggreed, I was also talking about the surface, not the deep ice biome.
Yay comment chain
i cant even see all of it on 25% :b
Comment chains rock btw join the dark side raising dead peoples are fun
no Maxx, join the Asian side, WE have pokey and cat chicks.
Xylan actually sounds like a fun Dark Lord or whatever. Very persuasive as well. I would have joined the Corruption right now, or at least be inclined to NOT steal the Muramasa anymore, if I was Maxx right now. But I’m not. He can do his own thing if he wants.
I may have to get Maxx if he doesn’t shape up.
Ninth. I wonder if Maxx will get the Muramasa.
Imagine what would happen if Maxx took up necromancy… OH NO I JUST IMAGINED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MAXX TOOK UP NECROMANCY!!!
Well if he ever got drunk and killed Cyril again, At least there wouldn’t be so much dancing and sorrow on his grave site.
Ina’s return? Immortal Tyrone?
MAXX! Just do the kill blow, get the muramasa, find a shadow key IF is posible, and pray that you don’t need to face Skeletron.
And, Why that skeleton is dressed up like Maxx..?
Because… he is his father!
<dramatic music as Maxx falls into a bottomless pit, screaming, "NOOOOO!"
lol u made me love the comment section. :d
He couldn’t do the kill blow since all Naiad seem to have Blink Daggers, which are OP.
report xylan feeding cyka bought blink dagger on support
join the side of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You rang?
Maxx is probably looking at the skeleton thinking about the return of SKELEDEATH
It looks like the one that Maxx saw when fighting EoW(full portrait)
At first I thought you said Eater of Walls…
YAY,Eater Of Walls! 😀
What the hell is that
Obviously, it eats walls, spawn it before the eater of worlds for a much easier fight, what with there being no walls to get in your way.
FOOLS! THE CRIMSHON IS THE ONLY BEAUTIFUL ONE!
It’s called THE CRIMSON.
JOIN THE CRIMSON.
WE HAVE SWEETIES
I know what its called .-. I’m mispelling it on purpose to make it sound different.
Ik what its called. I Misspelled it on purpose.
Woops double posted.
Sweeties are horrible. Egh, you3 repulsive.
Where are Crimeras when you need them?
This looks like an evil guy trying to look like the good guy, but I’m not sure whether it’s that or a neutral guy pointing out the shades of grey (or even better, blue/orange). I expect it to be the former, but I would prefer the latter.
It’s funny when you think about it.
This (villain?) actually has some truth in his words.
Since everyone has free will, there is nothing inherently good or bad- Nor is there anything definitively “good” or “bad”. To some people, rotting worms that spit green fire at you are awesome. To others. not so much.
It’s subtly implied in terraria itself, where the corruption/crimson is dangerous, but the hallow is just as, if not more!
It is true that the corruption is the least deadly of the 3 biomes
However, the most balanced biome in the game is the first one you get to see.
The Forest.
The corruption doesn’t allow NPCs to live at all, or move in, the hallow is dangerous, but the Forest has the best of both worlds.
Unfortunately the forest is really boring
This couldn’t be more true. Everyone is allowed to become whatever they want, whether it’d be a demonic entity that tears worlds apart or a holy angel who mends them.
and that is why maxx must become the savior of the forest, king of peaceful mobs- maxx must become a bowl of two goldfish.
You can see that tiny smile indicative of “I need to rethink my life.”
Or maybe just “Can I get that as a sword?”
Or maybe he just thought of bacon
To be honest, if the NPC’s could stand living in the Corruption, The Hallow would be just as much of a plague.
Being a pyromancer is better
To be honest mobs r harder than corruption mobs stating that hallow is in hardmode 😮
Yeah, but new mobs spawn in the Corruption in hardmode, too, so the Corruption is just as dangerous.
Jesse, it’s called being bonered.
Aley came from the Hallow! You wouldn’t want to destroy Aley’s home, would you?
…Itty bitty living space?
The last part of the name was “Alladin references”. Sorry bout that.
To be honest, I would love to join the corruption and naiads. EVIL FTW
The Crimson has brownies.
We can all say that the brownies are BLOODY GOOD.
*Background explosion*
In the corruption u can be a pyromancer and a necromancer at the same time.
Get a haircut.
I swear Maxx is going to hang you by your ponytail.
Poser.
Actually, they are good.
Naiad team all the way!
I read Maxx’s voice in Goku from DBZ: Abridged, that last panel I heard “Oooooooooo…….” in my head.
WE NEED
MORE Q & A WITH JESSIE >:D
http://castlesandcooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Come-to-the-Dark-Side-We-have-Cookies.jpg
I like how when Maxx started he seemed fully aware that he was a Character in a game and now it seems he’s lost that entirely…
Which is weird because a couple comics earlier the concepts of “NPC” and “Player character” still existed(Maxx referred to himself as a Player Character)
He made Maxx shut up…
This is terrifying.
ESPESIALLY SINSE THEY KIKED ME OUT OF MY DUNGEON IM WITH THE DRYADS! LONG LIVE THE ELDERS!
I wonder what the Wall thinks.
The wall of bricks?
No, the Wall of Flesh.
Wall of Death?
Wall of witches?
Wall of monkeys?
Wall of Xanes?
IMPOSTER!!!! HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE THE MIGHTY SKELETRON?!
THE NIADS KIKED ME OUT
*Especially, since, kicked, i’m. Spelling! :p
No they didn’t. Your guarding the dungeon. -.-
IMPOSTER!!!!
Maybe maxx becomes the destroyer of the world by killing the wall of flesh letting the corruption and hallow go out of control
aaaaaaaaaaw yeah, everybody do the death dance
Join the dark side,Maxx.We have cookies!
I don’t understand why people are so into zombies.Zombies are pathetic.True,they turn you into a zombie by eating your brains,but they’re also incredibly slow and in real life a creature like that wouldn’t even be able to catch you,and they’ll eventually become
immobile when all their body parts are done slowly dropping off.Just run and you’ll be safe.
Seeing as zombies aren’t real I don’t think its that fair to make assumptions on how fast they move. Ever play Left 4 Dead?
Yes (swears at zombies)
Crimson is the best.
My title “The Crimson Commander” was earned as I actually managed to befriend the inhabitants of The Crimson. I built a house there. Also, The Hallow is homosexual.
Hmmp. Wannabe.
You’re all retarded.
Maxx, join The Crimson, home of the once mighty warriors, The Spartans! For many years, we have waited for another chosen one to arrive so that we could defeat The Hallow and Corruption, and so that The Crimson is the only existing biome.
We’re blood lovers, not spammers. I’ll gladly eat you.
You are my friend, your army gives me slav-friends, I was so going to say friends, thank you Crimson!
You are welcome.
You should be crimsoncommanderhannibal. :3
Akane confirmed Samson confirmed Painis Cupcake.
I have a picture of Blades :3
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/docevil/ff/071408/helldump.jpg
What it really says (thanks to copy-paste):
Maxx, join The Crimson, home of the once mighty warriors, The Spartans! For many years, we have waited for another chosen one to arrive so that we could defeat The Hallow and Corruption, and so that The Crimson is the only existing biome.
What my brain assumes:
Maxx, join The Poopy Fake Crimson, home of the Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus, The Spartans! For many years of farting and crapping in cardboard boxes, we have waited for another chosen one to arrive so that we could buy new toilets, and so that The Crimson mobs get to use TP.
So, you like my idea of a tear in the barriers that keep all the games seperate?
Maxx, do this for Sparta!!!
Nobody likes you, man.
Shut up. I don’t give a crap about Maxx joining me. You’re annoying.
Also, I did not steal the idea for Jesse being the hooded one.
I stole the idea about the crimson
PFFF now you’re being ridiculous.
Also, Alexander the great COULD be in da game. have u heard of NECROMANCY??????
Also, I think it would be funny if jesse did add “Blades” to Legend of Maxx”
And have him go on about swag.
Also, does anyone ELSE have a better idea?
If you, please share it.
Or i will take it as you have no other ideas
I ate Alexander for breakfast today! Hair, clothes, bones, everything.
Bon appetit.
I feel like Alexander the Great would make for a better brunch than a breakfast
I know, but another person was scheduled for brunch!
Hmm… well that’s a shame. Atleast you had a nice brunch though 🙂
Also the world could be burned! Ever heard of a little thing called pyromancy?
Okay, i did not befriend the crimson. i killed any monsters that dared challenge me using my paladin’s hammer and megashark and AWESOME chorophyte bullets
I have a bloodlink with every monster. I control them using a hivemind device, but sometimes they do what they want.
Yes, but I have lots of explosives ready for detonation… your house might not still be there, *wink wink stab stab*
Lord Death, fancy some blood?
Picture of Blades Irl
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/docevil/ff/071408/helldump.jpg
Also, the npcs should fight back. Nurse should chase the monsters trying to give them INJECTIONS.
And the dryad should sell better stuff, and transform materials into chlorophyte when u enter hardmode.
She should also get full chlorophyte armour.
Wannabes to the right.
dude, the mental images you just gave me…
It would be HILARIOUS if a new boss was added to the crimson:
THE CRIMSON COMMA
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Let’s hope your mom didn’t raise you to be annoyimg.
Have you ever ran around shooting people with the rainbow gun yelling “TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!”
It’s fun.
you comment too much
Go away crimson comma.
You have a really rampant comment spam issue, Comma. That may be a medical condition you’ll want checked out
Yes true
No spamming.
is cool
Join the dark side maxx!
No, he should join the Quantum Aspect side. It’s really fun to have more of yourself existing at the same time, which means more awesome sword-wielding people and/or Hammush-wielding people.
THY THELLS LIESHS.
By awesome swords you of-course mean the cron sword, right?
the Cron Sword, and every other sword that Maxx called awesome. (Light’s Bane, Blade of Grass.)
The cron sword is definitely the awesomest though
LOL
Look. The Crimson Comma thing doesn’t annoy me. I just find it amusing.
Then we will say Crimson COLON! Hahahahaha
Crimson butt u mean?
Crimson Colon has quite a ring to it though. Its catchier
Colon, the part of your body leading to your buttcrack.
Crimson Cotton.
Jesse, does this, “Blades”, person bug you, too? -_-
He does have that quality of being irritating… I can agree. I wish he’d keep all of his posts into one.
He shows up, leaves one comment which then slowly turns into a wall of text. Let’s just block his IP and make things easy.
He’s a real problem. I know he popped up in comics #410, #411, and of course #415 (and possibly more, but I don’t feel like checking) as well just making walls of rambling comments using different names.
Hey. I had a nice brunch. My current lunch target is Blades.
I wish you luck, sir…. or ma’am.
He escaped again. I ate someone else.
I am gonna blast a hole in you with my ALL-NEW CHAIN GUN
My Undertaker works fins, thank you very much.
Poser LOL
Maybe you should think of hitting Weight Watchers rather than this random person that apparently uses fish as bullets.
Blades is annoying!
The only thing about him that I enjoy is that it’s fun to call him the “Crimson Comma”, though I don’t want to insult him, since he obviously has some mental issue.
He’s the reason I made this account.
Ok then… What about when s/he’s gone?
I have a serious thing about people who constantly act like some character. I hate it. I don’t know why.
I’m sorry, that includes you, commandercrimsonakane. :/
At least he/she is more tolerable than Blades.
I agree. The poser accusations are getting stupid.
There should be a crimson in legend of maxx
It could end up that the Naiad attempt to speed up the process that Corruption spreads but then it turns into Crimson which is actually very bad for the planet. Pretty much the Crimson because super Corruption or something.
Only you can prevent forest corruption, Maxx.
Because logic says so wooooooooo
RE-logic
Of course the guy with the power of (evil) Corruption has a similar look to the Grim Reaper, naturally of course. Nice comic Jesse keep up the great work!
If i have skeletons as minions, i would make them dance and aing “spooky scary skeletons” too.
What about the crimson
But there is a secret, YOU CANT CORRUPT THE JUNGLE! MUAHAHAHAHA!
It’s a natural process requiring hardmode corruption/crimson
You still cannot corrupt the jungle even in hardmode. It simply turns into a forest biome (mud becomes dirt and the jungle grass into normal grass) and then it gets corrupted.
Or in short, the corruption/crimson destroys the jungle then corrupts the forest biome that remains. It’s really a big management problem unless you got the clentaminator.
Then you can just nuke any corruption/crimson that is anywhere remotely near or in your jungle.
You pixel-pervs…
Sorry. Some wierdo started using my e-mail adress. Jesse should add passwords to prevent this…
Jesse, please delete all the comments made under my e-mail address before this one.
I apologise for that strange person using my e-mail address to spam so he can give me a bad name.
You had really better be kidding.
Hmmm… so not only are you a spammer, but you’re also an awful liar
I hope you’re telling the truth, Blades.
“The lie detector is going over 9000!”
I kid, I kid.
But let’s hope YOU are NOT kidding…
He clearly posted 3 messages in a row claiming that someone else used his email to post, which is STILL spamming.
Beep Beep Lie detected.
It’s Duke Fishron.
THE PIG-WALRUS-DRAGON-FISH.
The funny thing about this guy is he’s basically using the same exact argument he claims June is using but acting like he isn’t.
U blewed my minds. Whoop whoop whoop yay.
May the Darkness rule… but why does it have to be evil???
… Not a bad question… Actually, it’s a GOOD question… GREAT question!…
Because darkness is nothing but the inexistance of the light, commonly associated with the divine and the criation, as being the non-existance of the light, the darkness is assumimed as either the unholy or the destruction.
Ah! hes going to raise ME from the dead 😀 !
WAIT WAIT! How can Maxx be in my Dungeon? He Hasnt killed me yet! That Dungeon Guardian!!! He is supposed to be killing them!
Uhhh, I’m pretty sure they have Xane’s permission to be imprisoned there. Remember when Xane stabbed Cyril with a Naiad dagger and sent them inside a cell room in order to keep Cyril alive?
The past adventurers have probably killed him but in that case how did you even..
AAAAH. I have been trying for hours trying to get a profile picture of duke fishron someone please tell me how to do it.
You need a Gravatar account and this:
http://terraria.gamepedia.com/File:Duke_Fishron.png
nvm I found out how to do it. I actually found i like my normal pic though.
Join the side of “Bowl of two goldfish!”
boul plz
I just realized something.
June said that the corruption is a sort of disease.
So if the Crimson and Corruption are akin…
Then some of you guys want to live in a disease with big pits in the ground and okay equipment. But then the Hallow has all those things trying to kill you, and high level equipment.
I think I’ll stick with the forest. Never mind, I’m going mining for-
Join the Side of The Underworld.
IT WAS XYLAN ALL ALONG!!!
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Who can tell me some cool vanities, or the ones you guys use? Thanks.
Hi
Ninja vanity and bat wings looks cool
But Necromantic energy is black. I know from experence
And what Jesse? Would you ask a skeleton for a drink because you’re BONE dry!
Incoming bad puns!! Raise the shields!!
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