Comic #417

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It was nice knowing you, world

-Jesse

161 thoughts on “Comic #417”

    1. TwistedLollipop

      Maxx will:
      1.eat the cookie
      2.realize the cookie is stale
      3.not mentioned the staleness and learn THE ALMIGHTY DEMON POWERS
      4.use the demon powers to destroy the naiad while yelling,”THIS IS FOR TRYING TO FEED ME STALE COOKIES!!!”
      5.be praised by june and maybe kissed :3 trolololol
      6.become so ecstatic(“June kissed meh!” WOOHOO”)
      7.get turned into a bowl of two goldfish by Cyril, who is angry that Maxx didn’t save him a cookie(LOL)
      8.actually the flower was the angry one, but that’s beside the point
      9.at that point, aley comes in, and is so drunk he BWEENs everything and then says GOSH DARNIT MAXX WHY’D YOU TELL ME TO HAVE THAT LAST CUP OF ALE? WHEN YOU DESTROYED THAT CLOAK GUY EVERYTHING WENT HALLOW NOW IT’S ALL ASHES RAWRS!!!

      And there you have it! Maxx doesn’t finish his quest (to get the swords) ,but he does fulfill all of Remmy’s prophecies.

      Jesse, how many parts did I get right? Lemme guess…NONE.
      Hey, in my defense, they don’t call me twisted for…

      2. Raven

        That… sounded… AWESOME, except the part when i die, well, that’s what i ge from not teaching cooking to my undead servents

    2. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      Despite the whole “darkness being evil” assumption, I believe partially that Maxx is learning the Demon Powers for his own good, and for the sanity of the world. Because in my view, shouldn’t the Chosen One master all of the elements in order to have a major impact on the world? Plus it would be good incase in the future there’d be some rebels from the Dryad (not counting June) and Maxx would need to utilize the demon powers in order to defeat the Dryad rebels incase they became a threat to the world. Mysterious Cloak Man has a point, in which the world has to be balanced with both Corruption and Hallow, and the Dryad want the world how they want it to be, so Maxx should learn one major power from each of the races in order to truly be the Chosen One.

      6. Yaq

        Kind of like the Extraordinary Wizards do in the Septimus Heap series. Very good point.

      13. Benni

        Once upon a time, the four races lived in peace… But everything changed when the naiad attacked.

  2. Blades

    Wow. First.
    Great comic as always, Jesse! Keep up the good work!

    “Would he?”

    Yes he would, Hannah, yes he would.

      2. Blades

        My replying to that comment was to prove that replies are ALWAYS posted AFTER these first, second and third comments

      1. LuthrinAkaster

        Never mind. I’m stupid and didn’t read the name. The comments are still stupid though

      2. Da Poopz

        Luthrin, it isn’t stupid to say first. What’s stupid is just saying FIRST!!!! for saying first. He actually had a comment. Also, what I don’t understand, is that when people talk about first, second, and third, they never count the replies… Weird.

      3. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        They don’t count the replies, because most likely, they haven’t happened yet. This is first, second and third we are talking about, where the comic is freshly made and there isn’t time for replies due to the first, second and third comments not existing yet.

      5. HappyDittoz

        Personally, I would prefer a bowl of two DEATHFISH!
        Oh wait, that’s just two corrupt fish. Never mind.

      1. Aquagelblast320

        or a bowl of 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 goldfish

      4. Spacepuffin

        @ Human Earth : E=mc squared is an equation, not a number, thus you cannot have E=mc squared goldfish. 🙂

    1. Elder Baobab

      They’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t they?
      (I hope you were referencing that)

      3. Fiddlesticks

        1. The dead Link is the Hero’s Shade.
        2. The Twilight Princess Link is some other dude.

      4. D3monic Unicorn

        While I believe you are correct, Fiddlesticks, I believe Dittoz was referring to him being dead in Majoras Mask. I don’t see how that would work because that would suggest he died as a child, and the hero’s shade is clearly fully grown.

      6. Friendly Undead Viking

        Fiddlesticks, I though/know that the Link in Twilight Princess was a recantation of Shade.

      2. Duke Fishron

        Hopefully they will be adding dyes to console soon. As I have both versions of the game I can easily say the PC has more variety. Which is sad as i prefer playing with a remote.

      3. D3monic Unicorn

        We have dye, we’re just limited to only armor dying though. What’s most heartbreaking about the console edition though is that the Hero’s clothes are purple T-T

      4. minery99

        Instead of that, I use almost any armour with Frost Wings. That are coloured with Intense Flame Dye. DON’T QUESTION MY LOGIC!

    5. Elder Baobab

      Lime green and black dye (The combo dyes, not seperate) looks pretty good on crimtane armor.

    6. Lio

      I used to have crimson chestplate+legs and blue and black dyes on them (combined) and a wizards hat (w/ same dye to make it black) or sunglasses. some other accesories that i dont remember anymore but i think the update changed how blue and black dye looks like so i changed it. Now i use wizard hat w blue and black dye (or sunglasses without dye), shroomite breastplate w/ blue and black dye, shroomite pants (no dye) leaf wings w/ blue and black dye (vanity over hoverboard) frostspark boots w/ blue and black dye, charm of myths w/ blue and black dye, a cobalt shield w/ blue and black dye (vanity) and an extra accesory just for stats n stuff.

      3. Flask

        Sorry. I hate people who do that. He acts like a character, and wasn’t answering my question seriously. You can tell… “Iron Armor and a Green Face”.

      4. D3monic Unicorn

        I totally understand where you’re coming from and I respect that, but telling him to “shut the hell up” wasn’t the best way to go about it. He was just trying to get a couple laughs from people

    8. Squirrel_Killer-

      I just wear crimson armour and cape. I put flame and black dye on forest wings until I can do so with spooky wings. If you position your accessories correctly your wings only show when in use and the rest of the time you are rocking a bad ass cape.

  11. Flaskle

    I think my idea might be coming into play. 😉 Comic #415, Comments, a really long comment under my name.

  12. Dorguy the 4th

    would he? hmmmmmm… *flashbacks*
    but demon powers!
    HAMMUSH!
    Good to have known you, life.

  13. Black Mage

    Seriously, my best guess here is that Maxx wil take the powers and then go and destroy the Naiad, considering the fact that Maxx had never the wish to actually destroy the world? (But he might do that in a stupid action)

  14. Awsonymous

    Noooooooo.
    Noooooooooooooo.
    Jesse wouldn’t do this.
    OR WOULD HE

    …Nooooooooooo.

    1. HappyDittoz

      Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiit…
      Didn’t Jesse say the reason he disregarded comments was that he had his own story in mind? And most of our comments have predicted what will happen after the dungeon?

      …

    2. lpoolfan1

      *Nephilim
      If you’re going to make obscure religious references please spell them right.

  16. DatWalrus

    “But Maxx wouldn’t join their side just because they bribed him with demon powers or something! ….Right?”
    Much to learn, you have, young Hannah.

    2. Black Mage

      Well if they had something like a beam of ultimate destruction that would raze the earth and doom the world to a short and painful life, then yes I’m sold too.

  26. Some random Dryad elder

    Prepare yourself, oh mighty Cyril The Russet Green. As the time for the confrontation is aproaching, and shall the holy bunnies fight against the corrupted naiad.

  27. Ironwill223

    Don’t jump to conclusions yet I’m sure June would jump in and punches that guys face off

    1. Quartz

      Or maybe Maxx gets some demonic power, an awesome sword, and epic looking armor, but his face isn’t visible, and June breaks Cyril out and tries to squash Maxx, but Cyril recognizes him and has think, whether to die for a (sorta) friend, or see if Maxx dies.

  30. anonymous

    I think Jesse should make a joke comic where maxx becomes the destroyer of all things but cookies.

  31. bwahahaha

    well, i think the last two panels got switched. i wanted the last thing i see to be them losing hope.

      2. minery99

        And yours looks like two guys with coloured Chlorophyte armour, (blue and red respectively,) each holding shields and having halos in their respective colour with a wisp in a bottle pet

  36. GCF

    Y’know it doesn’t say that him going to the corruption will be the path of destroying the world……

    Nor does it say the hallow/corrupt is the one that saves the world….

    Crimson could be the only destroying prophecy for all we know

    2. Squideer

      The only problem is that the Crimson can’t co-exist with the Corruption. So unless having Maxx join them results in multiple events leading the Corruption to “Evolve” to the Crimson, It’s not likely.

      1. Paul

        Correct me if I’m wrong, but can’t the clemanator (May have butchered the spelling) be used to import those biomes? Maybe the steampunker can arrive with the intent of spreading the crimson.

    2. Pigbear

      Why Do People Type Like This? Its More Work To Do This Than To Just Capitalize The First Word Of A Sentence.

  40. XxMoNsTeR

    To stop Maxx for becoming a bad guy, we need June. June must kill every Naiad and after that for Maxx being a bad guy. June will also kill him. And the world is saved by a Dryad, no need for Chosen One. Here’s a dialogue that I imagined:
    June: Maxx, why have you become a bad guy?
    Maxx: Because I am really powerful like that.
    *5 minutes later*
    Maxx: Please don’t kill me, I am the Chosen One. ;(
    June: We are done, we saved the world, there’s no more need for the Chosen One.
    Hannah: :O What is going on?
    Cyril: :O It’s exactly what I thought, Maxx should be killed. Thank you, June! This is a miracle.
    June: Now let me kill him!
    *June accidentaly kills Cyril*
    June: Ummm…
    Maxx: I think I have to go… somewhere… to work. 🙂
    June: :O
    Hannah: ;(
    *1 year later*
    June: :O I think I might’ve done something bad, though I think he already respawned. 🙂
    Cyril: *ouch* it really hurts.
    June: Wait… are you still alive?
    Cyril: Yes, I think I am here from an year. *ouch*. What…

    1. XxMoNsTeR

      Oh, it didn’t showed it all. But anyway June is still amazed for what she did.

  41. koria74

    Remember the I liek mudkips guy? I think that was a reference to pokemon glazed..

  45. Loiniel

    You guys take the “Bowl of 2 Goldfish” Metaphor too literally. It could just be a representation, for example: Max is the bowl, one goldfish is a bit of good, and the other goldfish is another bit of evil!

    1. Kmonkey

      Or… he could really be a bowl of 2 goldfish… You never know. Good idea though

  46. im maxx

    hmm will he get bribed guide: thoes are demon alters get away! maxx: BUT DEMON POWERS!!!!!!!!!!! me: i have many regrets good bye beautiful world.

  47. Bolt7wug

    I think he will get the powers and then summon a huge 800000000000 monsters to kill the naid

  49. Kmonkey

    I think it’s pretty obvious that Maxx will learn the powers and absolutely Cream the Naiad with said powers but I think he may accidently unleash a very bad monster in the process. Also i’m starting to think that the Old Man of the dungeon is under that cloak… hmm that’s something to think about why they have not been destroyed by Guardians yet or something like that.

    As usual nice work Jesse keep it up!

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