Xane and June have to be related! I prophesied it! Being more serious now, I’ll remind everyone that both of them act pretty much the same. Who hit Maxx with a giant bat of dirt? June did. Who stabbed, shanked, and completely eviscerated Maxx in the Dungeon battle? Xane did. Who massacred all of Maxx’s loyal Pygmy subjects? June did. Who shanked Cyril in the stomach and sent the team down to the dungeon after Cyril tried to crush the person with a giant, fat, bunny? Xane did. My point is, they have to have been friends at some point. That’s it for this post of mine.
Nah, I can’t see that. Just because they’re both violent doesn’t mean they’re the same KIND of violent. Xane relies on speed and cunning while June relies on brute force. Xane is cool and collected, while June is a powder keg of rage just waiting to explode. To me, they seem about as close to each other as the north and south pole
And you are not Xane. You can’t know what he’s gonna do or how’s gonna do anything because this is Jesse’s comic. It’s impossible for you to know that because you are not the fictional character. Jesses hasn’t made any full proof that Xane and June used to be BF & GF. If you were the fictional character you would also be bound by Jesse’s own laws of you.
Listen up. I’ve been looking through the comments and I see a lot of people acting like a character. I really hate that. It’s not funny, and it’s not cool either.
She could be the destroyer of the universe, but they can’t do a thing about it. She’s QUEEN Juniper now. I bet the next shmuck she see’s who calls her Juniper will be sentenced to death by vine. Or anything other extremely dangerous thing.
So it has come to this… A fragment of our timeline where June is a Queen, and disorder spreads throughout the world. Pretty ironic, really, that June’s a Queen that is apparently corrupted, and she is the one who was trying to get rid of it in the first place. It reminds me of the Shakespeare play Macbeth. The corrupted-ruler thing, that is. It’s a great way to reintroduce her, though, in a more insane manner than anyone thought. She looks like a man in the sixth panel, however.
You can’t sentence Lord Grog to death because Lord Grog is all ready dead (freackin’ Niads). Lord Grog likes to refers to himself because Lord Grog’s name is awesomer than yours, JUNIPER!
Little Juniper wasnt the best choice for queen, I always said that young Calista would be a better heir… Oh, wait, Calista is not even a dryad.
…Who is Calista?
After finding this comic somewhere on the internet and spending about six hours catching up, I only have four things to say.
1: Time well spent.
2: I absolutely love this story. You managed to make terrarria a much more intresting place and even if you use the existing storyline in your own way, you are doing it fantasticlly.
3: I think you are portraying the characters with perfection (even if I´m a little bit sad that you never gave the armsdealer a “shot”)
4: I will keep up with this comic untill the bitter end. This is to good to miss.
Insolent whippersnapper! I’m not dead yet! The ancient, mystical prophecies forbid my passing! How dare you try to steal our mystical and abounding knowledge of the great…. deep……… what was I talking about again?
hello Jessie, (hope I spell it right) short time reader and moderate fan. first time poster. can you tell us wen are you going to post the next video of “Jessie prepares to die”. I never play the game but I quite enjoy the sense of mad adventure twist you put in it. most other players just go for insane and annoying comments. you on the other hand makes me want to cheer as you fight trough endless waves of undead.
Glad to hear you like the videos! Seems like they have a bit of a following among the fans. Unfortunately, I’ve put them on hold for now for a couple reasons; I want to keep making videos but have to figure out a better way of handling them, and in the meantime I have other projects (like my writing) that I want to get to. But hopefully I’ll be able to make more game-related videos in the future!
I thought the previous Queen wore a different crown. Oh well… It is June, after all. She can have the biggest stinking crown she wants… I mean, come on. JUNE.
Amazing Comics. Read the whole series twice in a day, and continuing now. These comics… They make me wish I could make them… Or be in them.
Hope more are made soon x.x
Eh, I have to be honest. I don’t really like June. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I like Snarky characters and I like the funny murderous one, but June is a complete sociopath. Even if her dirt-rod creation seem funny, she doesn’t try to be funny about them. She will just focus on the murdering in actual, horrible way. She never feels any remorse and what’s the worst quality, she always shifts the blame or responsibility to someone else.
I KNOW that the Dryads are in the state they are now due to the war of the past, but seriously? The Chosen Ones are a chance to fix the world, make life better, etc, yet she will not even help because “They should be ready” and if they don’t succeed, that’s THEIR fault? She literally complains about how things are while doing nothing at all to help. Even when she broke that Shadow Orb when she KNEW Maxx was unprepared, she was going to strangle Alex if she/he didn’t stop trying to say that it was her fault when it clearly was, and she was…
JUNIPE– I mean JUNE!!!!
I find a coincidence that her nickname is the same name as the current month’s…
Hoo boy. Here we go!
Also, Elder is totally fine with her abandoning her duty?
Yes she is.
She wasn’t doing her duty in the first place.
And so began the rule of the Fairy Dryad Queen…King?… Aley!
hey why didn’t she at least listen?
Would you really listen to a group of people who had been acting idiotic around you for weeks?
Butbutbut… the least a fairy can ask for is for someone to at least “hey, listen!”
Zelda reference xD.
Yes, pixel. that was the joke.
Yaay! Just love June! Aley will talk her into going back with him I just know it!
Nope.avi.
There is no “nope.avid”, only Zuul
Hey maxx how you going since you been out of the dungeon
you should know xane!
f u xane
Smurg will kill you for what you have done to me Zane!
Um soz I think?
I didn’t know anyone else made “only Zuul” jokes anymore.
if some one remakes Nope.AVI with June replacing the engi… i think ill die…
9th Comment :3
We’re all so proud
Yaaayyyy!! I love June!! She reminds me of an awesome friend of mine!!
Dear god, I just realized that aside from the murdering habit they’re practically the same person. Even the way they talk.
Damn that’s crazy
@D3monic Unicorn which one has the murdering habit? June or your friend
XD For all I know, both! If my friend had a murdering habit (which she may very well have) she certainly never told me
June be like: “Nope, Nope, Nope” LOL
KNEW IT!!! Time for some Xane & June shenanigans…
You know, I’m starting to think that June and Xane MAY be somehow related (just as a plot point).
And no we aren’t
dude, you SURE you two arent related?
What guy with dark robes(I have an idea it’s Cyril)
Xane and June have to be related! I prophesied it! Being more serious now, I’ll remind everyone that both of them act pretty much the same. Who hit Maxx with a giant bat of dirt? June did. Who stabbed, shanked, and completely eviscerated Maxx in the Dungeon battle? Xane did. Who massacred all of Maxx’s loyal Pygmy subjects? June did. Who shanked Cyril in the stomach and sent the team down to the dungeon after Cyril tried to crush the person with a giant, fat, bunny? Xane did. My point is, they have to have been friends at some point. That’s it for this post of mine.
Nah, I can’t see that. Just because they’re both violent doesn’t mean they’re the same KIND of violent. Xane relies on speed and cunning while June relies on brute force. Xane is cool and collected, while June is a powder keg of rage just waiting to explode. To me, they seem about as close to each other as the north and south pole
I see your point.
Well, there goes my theory about them being the same person…
No it isn’t
And you are not Xane. You can’t know what he’s gonna do or how’s gonna do anything because this is Jesse’s comic. It’s impossible for you to know that because you are not the fictional character. Jesses hasn’t made any full proof that Xane and June used to be BF & GF. If you were the fictional character you would also be bound by Jesse’s own laws of you.
Um wtf I was not agreeing to them in anyway nor dismissing their idea
Oh and flaskle this is just harmless role playing for fun ok so stop hating start not hating I guess
Listen up. I’ve been looking through the comments and I see a lot of people acting like a character. I really hate that. It’s not funny, and it’s not cool either.
Oh, that’s June. I thought it was some other stuck-up jerk of a princess. But really, I had no idea.
ooh, Maple cameo!
Anyways, Junes back! And fiercer(?) than ever!
ELEDER FUNGUS
FUNGUS ELDEELER
Hm, you’re right. I AM kind of old and loony.
DEEEMORNIC UNIIICORN
Oh? I have a fan?
I don’t
you have no life besides the one jesse gives you so no fans
June is my favorite character stil 😀
Aw yeah! I’ve been waiting for this for a long while 😀
June returns, in mid June.
This is probably because of June.
In June, June the June comes back in June because of June the June.
good luck on getting June back aley “cough cough he ain’t got a chance”
Bewaaaare the ides of June!
Ides of June was the 15th, not the 16th. This came out the 16th
XD I almost died laughing when I read this!
Grrr… the reply thing’s acting all funny, that was supposed to be a reply to Lyrisath
Come on June give Aley a chance
God I can’t seem to find any good photos of me argh so annoyed I mean you’d think a famous guy like me could find tonnes of pictures but I can’t
you shush dickhead! (jk)
Haha? 0!
Oh, yush! June is back! 😀
Wow, she’s even more bitter than before.
She could be the destroyer of the universe, but they can’t do a thing about it. She’s QUEEN Juniper now. I bet the next shmuck she see’s who calls her Juniper will be sentenced to death by vine. Or anything other extremely dangerous thing.
Or she’s a bowl of two goldfish.
A bowl of 2 corrupt rabbits?
A bowl of 2 Destroyers?
So, June’s back. Not sure how I feel about it. Btw, her throne really looks like a toilet ._. Anyways, nice comic as always, Jesse
YES! June’s back 😀 been waiting for this day! Time to see how she deals with Mr. Stabbypants
I can hear u
Hello,stabs a lot!
I mean, er…Mr….hopefully won’t stab me…pants
Ok thx
*ominous thunderstrike*
JUNE HAS RETURNED! WHAT MANNER OF STRIFE HAST SHE STRUCK THE DRYAD INTO IN OUR TIME AWAY FR-oh, she’s their queen? Nice.
So it has come to this… A fragment of our timeline where June is a Queen, and disorder spreads throughout the world. Pretty ironic, really, that June’s a Queen that is apparently corrupted, and she is the one who was trying to get rid of it in the first place. It reminds me of the Shakespeare play Macbeth. The corrupted-ruler thing, that is. It’s a great way to reintroduce her, though, in a more insane manner than anyone thought. She looks like a man in the sixth panel, however.
Well, looks like the green dryad guard (names…where are you when I need you?) has to trim the jungle 😀
Poa = Green? Map\ble =red?
I really think that June should start to fear Aley, since his BWEEN powers and everything
Not this bitch again ._.
I CAN HEAR YOU ALL!!!
I WILL SENTENCE YOU ALL TO DEATH BY FLUSHING FOR INSULTING ME!!!
You can’t sentence Lord Grog to death because Lord Grog is all ready dead (freackin’ Niads). Lord Grog likes to refers to himself because Lord Grog’s name is awesomer than yours, JUNIPER!
June. Don’t you think this “Blades” guy on here is a wannabe? I’ll destroy him and have him for lunch.
ALEY I SWEAR I WILL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH WITH MY VINES.
(Not the ones I’m wearing, of course.)
ALSO, CALL ME “HER AWESOME, SWAGGY AND COOL HIGHNESS OF THE JUNGLE”!!!
umm, june, i think something poped in head
Hey June you crazy girl
June’s a Queen now?… ah crap
Hey June…Don’t be afraid…
Little Juniper wasnt the best choice for queen, I always said that young Calista would be a better heir… Oh, wait, Calista is not even a dryad.
…Who is Calista?
Welp as you asked: http://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calista_Flockhart
After finding this comic somewhere on the internet and spending about six hours catching up, I only have four things to say.
1: Time well spent.
2: I absolutely love this story. You managed to make terrarria a much more intresting place and even if you use the existing storyline in your own way, you are doing it fantasticlly.
3: I think you are portraying the characters with perfection (even if I´m a little bit sad that you never gave the armsdealer a “shot”)
4: I will keep up with this comic untill the bitter end. This is to good to miss.
Well, he may be for comic relief for now until he gets a proper entrance later.
Thanks a ton for the kind words, Mercury. Hope you enjoy the story as it carries on!
“Is it everything you expected?” Nope.
So what happened that caused June to go from princess to queen? Certainly a huge difference since we met her last time.
Hmm. it was NOT everything I expected…
I expected somebody would die.
hey of course some one died it is called “elder fungus”
Insolent whippersnapper! I’m not dead yet! The ancient, mystical prophecies forbid my passing! How dare you try to steal our mystical and abounding knowledge of the great…. deep……… what was I talking about again?
How you loved the naiad so much and how you were gonna give them all your riches
he has no riches JUNE took it all through taxation
hello Jessie, (hope I spell it right) short time reader and moderate fan. first time poster. can you tell us wen are you going to post the next video of “Jessie prepares to die”. I never play the game but I quite enjoy the sense of mad adventure twist you put in it. most other players just go for insane and annoying comments. you on the other hand makes me want to cheer as you fight trough endless waves of undead.
sincerely
a big fan of games
Glad to hear you like the videos! Seems like they have a bit of a following among the fans. Unfortunately, I’ve put them on hold for now for a couple reasons; I want to keep making videos but have to figure out a better way of handling them, and in the meantime I have other projects (like my writing) that I want to get to. But hopefully I’ll be able to make more game-related videos in the future!
Now, now, Elder Fungus, don’t get too ahead of yourself. You don’t know when those prophecies will be completed! Any on of us could probably die rig-
That was meant to be a reply to elder fungus…
Maxx’s survival odds either jumped up by 150%, or dropped by 300%
True dat
When are you going to make a new comic Jessie?
Oh and by the way I have been reading you comics for months now and I REALLY LIKE THEM!!!!
Yours Sincerely HAMZLOCOMOTIVE
18 of June 2014
The update schedule is Monday, Wednsday, and Friday
And Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday in the other hemisphere
Glad to have you on board, thanks for commenting!
GREAT COMIC Jesse
Oh yeah and I forgot to say…………………………. ITS MEH BIRTHDAY
(Kidding)
I thought the previous Queen wore a different crown. Oh well… It is June, after all. She can have the biggest stinking crown she wants… I mean, come on. JUNE.
Ohoho, im 101 😀
hey green wtf girl stupid green >:(
lord grog has pu’taa
this is tha cliff D:<
JESSE MAKE EVERYONE CAL ME “HER AWESOME, SWAGGY AND COOL HIGHNESS OF THE JUNGLE”!!!
OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BLADE OF SWAG!!!
Oh, damn. I forgot. If I kill you, since you, like write out my life, if I kill you, then I will cease to exist!
=3O
Groupies.
Clam it.
Also, I think my dirt rod agrees with me. Wouldn’t you say, Jesse?
meep. sorry.
You’ve probably realised this, but I am changing my name. LOADS.
That was the worst comic yet though it was what I expected
I hadn’t been where in a while
Great comic by the way
So basically she is Impa, from the Emperor’s New Groove.
‘We are poor!’
‘You should have considered that before being born into poverty!’
*Yzma, not Impa. She’s from Legend of Zelda
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Amazing Comics. Read the whole series twice in a day, and continuing now. These comics… They make me wish I could make them… Or be in them.
Hope more are made soon x.x
This Comment is from the future.
Eh, I have to be honest. I don’t really like June. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I like Snarky characters and I like the funny murderous one, but June is a complete sociopath. Even if her dirt-rod creation seem funny, she doesn’t try to be funny about them. She will just focus on the murdering in actual, horrible way. She never feels any remorse and what’s the worst quality, she always shifts the blame or responsibility to someone else.
I KNOW that the Dryads are in the state they are now due to the war of the past, but seriously? The Chosen Ones are a chance to fix the world, make life better, etc, yet she will not even help because “They should be ready” and if they don’t succeed, that’s THEIR fault? She literally complains about how things are while doing nothing at all to help. Even when she broke that Shadow Orb when she KNEW Maxx was unprepared, she was going to strangle Alex if she/he didn’t stop trying to say that it was her fault when it clearly was, and she was…
“She’s a killer – queeeEEEN,
gunpowder, gelatine,
dynamite and laser beams,
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
ANYTIIIIME”