Wow, 410 already? I feel like I just made comic 400. Welp, only 90 more comics to go before 500!
Seriously, never play anything with the Merchant. He’s worse than the Platoon dealer from Ni No Kuni. (Those of you who’ve played against that diabolical creature will know exactly what I mean).
Suing a door? Well, stranger things have happened under various legal systems…
-Jesse
Heh. Poor demo went too far.
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!
If you’re talking about that “bad luck thing,” then you’ll be happy to know it’s full of a bunch of crap. If you’re talking about the honey moon, (which I can see is possible, considering you’re replying to star and moon) then sadly I wasn’t able to see it… Damn these clouds!
Haha
MWAHAHAHAHA
It’s Friday the 13th of June.
We’ll see June again in not too long…
Introduction for June? Or Tyrone…
What about… Tyjune?
Frankly, I shudder at the thought of how Tyjune came into existence
Frankly, I shudder at the thought of how a demonic unicorn came into existence…Anyway, I’m pretty sure the next comic will probably either be Maxx,(talking to “The Boss”) or June coming in and slaughtering all the goblins who now supposedly own the village. Then, she’ll figure out where Maxx and the others are, but a goblin will come and steal her dirt rod. Then, Tyrone will come in, sell her a minishark, and all will die. Ok, ok, fine. She goes to the dungeon and takes out/falls in love with Xane at the same time.(I don’t think Xane will like her though) Then frees all of them, figures out Maxx doesn’t want to leave, threatens to kill him, grabs the muramasa, and busts out. I hope I got the plot this time…
Well, when a mommy Demonic Unicorn and a daddy Demonic Unicorn love each other very much…
tbh though, I came up with it when I decided that, for my xbox live gamertag, I needed the most ridiculous thing possible. I came up with D3monicUnicorn and loved it
CHALLENGE XANE TO OLIGOPOLY AND SUE HIM TO DEATH!
Ok the game on!
Btw you really don’t want to beat me I’m really dangerous when I’m cornered
Just borrow a “loan” from the bank.
BEST. IDEA. EVAR!
OKAY XANE, I’M SUEING YOU 18 MILLION DOLLARS!!!
Good luck with that because my lawyer says otherwise btw my lawyer is sharp pointy and long so you put the pieces together
you need to stop calling your lawyer every time you get angry
Jesse, y u no make there be a #1337 in the archives? That mean no fun for anyone!
Huh?
look at the webpage address, there is 1336, then 1338, now 1339
Oh thx
Atleast there will be a #420 comic.
SMOKEWEEDEVRYDAI[FaZe]540ILLIUMINATIHITLERTHESUNISFLATFAZECLANTRYOUTQUICKSCOPZZZFILTHYBASSMNTAGE[18+]
MUM GET THE CAMERA
WHERE YOU AT
WHERE YOU AT
OH
OH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOH
WOOOOMMMBOOOO COMMMMBOOOOO
I can’t stand those types of people.
So I herd u liek treekos
so i herd you liek torchics
So i herd you liek Swampys.
so I herd you liek saying “so I herd you liek”
Yo, dawg, I herd u like Xzibit, so I xzibit’d your xzibit post, so you can LOL while u LOL.
So I herd you liek Lord Grog
So I herd you liek Terraria and LOM… Yus
So I herd u liek roast chicken
Dorguy the 4th, have you played Super Paper Mario? 😛
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKzqP4-0Z6M
Wtf that was like 9 and a half minutes of 2 mudkips spazzing
Mud. Kip. Mud. Kip. Mud. Kip. Mud. Kip.
Yes exactly that
Your hair makes me laugh.
In an earlier comic, Jesse had said,”…until June comes back into the picture” or something like that.Return of June plz
Yeesh.. The Merchant’s a total widdlebag… I mean Yeeashe not YEESSSHHH
What’s a widdlebag?
Put two and two together, Xane.
That would equal 5,right?
Pfff silly Aley, stuff in the dungeon is explosion proof 😛
Not sure if they are sue proof though :I
us doors are very good self attorneys, plus noone sues a door, especially if that door has a sadistic stabbing murderer backing him up
Pheonix Knob: Door Attorney
I used to sue doors then I took a arr- nope just nope
I used to be a door like you. And then I took an arrow to the doorknob.
Hey Jesse, That withe dot on Aley’s… uh, body is his/her Eye…?
Yeah.
No, it’s a nucleus that behaves like an eye.
It’s not supposed to be an eye, Jesse just uses it like one because it was hard to show Aley’s emotions before.
His wings gave it away.
Yeah, i miss the emoticons a little bit D:
Dagnabbit Merchant,you crazy.
Perfect Example of weird things in the U.S. legal system
Guy breaks into a house and get locked inside the garage while the family that owns the house in on vacation and has to eat dog food to survive, when the family gets home, he sues them for being locked up in their garage for that time.
If that ain’t odd enough he actually won his case
Yep! And have you heard of Japan? Two men got legally married. One to a pillow shaped like a woman, and the other was legally betrothed to a character in a video game. Legally.
Um wtf majorly
I would like to buy this comic for 39.99
I will buy it for 69.69$
I will buy it for 0.01
I would buy it for 0.02! Beat that!
0.000000000 OOOOOHH BURN
0.000000000000000000000000000 oooooooh burned back, sucka!
Jesse have you ever considered the idea of making a Legend of Maxx app for Android, Google Play, App Store etc. I think it would be a good idea but I don’t know what do you think about it? (And anybody else)
Agreed. It would definitely take too long to save all of the image files and convert it all into a pdf or something.
Sue the Door!
Sueing doors, while difficult, isn’t impossible. I’ve filed several successful lawsuits against doors in my day
Are we the only ones who have grudges against doors?
One hit me once after I overused the grapple door launch glitch in terraria.
Lol I happened upon that glitch by accident. Also I need to turn off that mudkip thing
I found out that glitch not too long after I got a grapple hook when I was playing with my bro on Terraria. For those who don’t know it, you grapple to the center door tile and open the door. You go flying in the opposite direction of the door from the direction you were in when you grappled to the door.
I need to turn off the mudkip thing too 😛
Hey lord grog where’d you get that pic because I want one for me Xane himself
You could prolly screenshot Xane, resize it, and do some editting if you wanted to get rid of the background.
Thx
With the demolitionist out, we only have a single notable NPC character capable of helping out. Am I sensing the return of our favorite, scantily clad, murderous dryad?
yes …yes you are.
For…for a split second there I had…the strangest 8-Bit Theatre deja vu ever…
…Nah. I must be imagining things. XD
The terra beam sword should be one of the legendery swords
Terra Blade isnt used to make the Nights Edge do you even terraria
u even terraria bro
you are going to be sued!!!!!!!!!
It is a legendary sword, but it is NOT used to craft the Night’s Edge. In which case the Muramasa, Night’s Edge, Firey Greatsword, Excalibur, Light’s Bane, Blade of Grass, and the Terra blade would all be legendary swords.
XMeteor and the door should take it that way, that has a slight chance of being what mech thought of when he posted that.
But the lights bane is not used in making the knights edge in this comic with the gossmar sword filling that role,however i think that Jesse should scrap the gossmar sword and do something with the blood butcherer and crimson rather then some fairies who will just hand the sword over.
Crap I was not able to fit my full name in there (I was gonna type Duke Fishron your all knowing leader.Stupid character limit.
On comic 420, you should just have June return with some weed, and the entire cast blazes outside the dungeon.
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so much yes
well since aleys going in the direction of the jungle he/she is probs gonna meet june and see if she could help
I feel that the merchant should have a LOT more screen time.
He reminds me of Thief from 8 Bit Theatre, only less intense.
I saw an ad for Legend of Maxx in TVTropes. It was hilarious.
What was the ad about?
I NEVER BET MY FREEDOM IN OLIGOPOLY!!! I DEMAND TO BE RELEASED, THOU FOULETH MERCHANT!!! MY BOMB SHALL BLOWETH YOU TO PIECES!!!
if his mighty political fist doesn’t smash your budget first
He has a scottish accent, shakesperian english doesn’t suit him well…
True dat
Thanks for the dynamite, by the way.
although i did bet my right to free will…
F*CKING COSPLAYERS EVERYWHERE. I HATE IT!!!
Why?
What? It’s not like it’s illegal.
Yeah! go rot you cosplay hater
Hey demo my lawyer says he can back your freedom for a price of course
https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DV-HES8B9Rfo&ei=skOcU4TWOK7B7AbF9oHABA&usg=AFQjCNETWemo2D43kYUcAnEPXryotjKNyg&bvm=bv.68911936,d.ZGU
This is a youtuber’s first terraria video. Hope you don’t mind Jesse!
Here’s his friend’s first terraria video. i watch their videos all the time! =D
after reading the latest Legend of Maxx of course!
https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DpU4q3qqUf6w&ei=I0ScU5eaKIq57Aa7toDIDw&usg=AFQjCNEoUZrgmHj9dr4ph5tmlV3NLCBCXg&bvm=bv.68911936,d.ZGU
Anyway, great comic as always Jesse! Keep up the good work!
although i am the center of the joke here…
Aley should use his lazer
he already did
It’s not lazer, it’s laser. EVERYONE get’s confused like that.
Not everyone.
I’ve sued a door before. I won the case but all I got was a splinter. In my eyeball.
how could he sue a door
Stranger things have happened in this comic many strange things (shudders)
I am not kidding about this. A comic flashed on the screen of my computer once. It looked like someone using a pair of binoculars, and it was June. I think. God, I’m such an idiot…
If aley is allergic to crazy, shouldnt he have died already living in the same village as all of them other people (
easy way to fix this. 1. kill goblins 2. kill Xane 3. cut power to the dungeon or 4. kill everything.
‘killing Xane’ is easier said than done.
It is easier said then done but you won’t be able to say it before I’m done with you
let me rephrase that “kill Xane using June”
This was Ur Perfect Chance To Bring Back June. Friday The 13Th Of June. ExcuseY Capitalization Problems Btw. Dang Android.
Yes android sucks butt
How about any other day in June? What’s so special about the 13th?
I’m not actually as evil as I may seem in the comic I mean irl I’m a very nice person just Jesse pays me too be mean and so on
Yeah, I TO-TA-LLY believe you. /sarcasm
You’re funny.
(Monday, 5:21 PM) I know I have different timezones but when the next comic is released, it is normally released at around 3:00 PM. Is this comic late? Or did something happen like Jessie getting sick and unable to work on the comic? I guess I will just have to wait.
Usually its at about 8 Eastern Time
So… The merchant is Thief from 8-bit theater?
Friday the thirteenth, day of bad luck, Umpteen movies made about it, Jason Vorhees the undead serial killer, all that jazz
That was supposed to be a reply to Star and Moon’s question above…