Comic #409

Dude, really? Maxx just finished building that stuff.

Looks like Lord Smurg’s rule of the Goblin horde is going well! So far, anyway…

-Jesse

99 thoughts on “Comic #409”

    1. awesome? Jesse wants to stcrew up every body’s life in this comic! this is the unluckyest adventure ever created… dont you guys noticed it yet? this sucks!

      1. 1.if you hate it so much why are here?2.this is best comic ever 3.how is he screwing up peoples lives?4.how is this comic unlucky?

      2. looks like you not iven watched it from the beginning… :/ i just want to know how this mess is going to end.

      1. Flaskle, there are no bad or good guys, there are factions e.g. Goblins, the hero party, naiads, dryad, faries and djinn.

    1. Aley, you kill my first source of getting rid of stuff for money, I kill every single fairy I see.
      …That includes you too.

      Smurg, I get that, having been a Goblin Peon, you want to live in peace. You can live at my house with the Goblin Tinkerer and the Mechanic or possibly in one of the rooms of my hotel when I’m done building it. Deal?

      1. Lord Grog! If you ever appear in the commentary of a comment you were once in and/or if you try to kill me, I’ll bust and/or slash and/or sting and/or needle you ’till you never are allowed to do ANYTHING again!
        Got it?!?!

      2. Note: This is not my character I’m posting as, I don’t really bother changing posting account pictures.

  1. To be honest, The deals going to fall through in the sense that the Merchant doesn’t own the rights to Maxx’s base. And while it is a technicality that he was left in charge of things while Maxx and the others were gone, So was the Demolitionist. So the actual deal is void until at least the Demo has any word in on this.

    1. While Maxx left them to look after the place, he did not hand them the deeds for the place… Maxx isn’t dumb enough to just hand them over, right?
      …Right?

    2. Oh, no, never. The demo can keep his thoughts to himself. I already claimed that the goblins can stay over here. Their payment for it? All their spiky balls. I’ll need them for fighting Golem when I get the chance. Plantera? No way I’m fighting THAT.

    1. He did the gun hands thing. Alfred did the gun hands thing. DEAR ARCEUS, WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOOMED!

  2. well, if the merchant weren’t so greedy, he COULD just say in the treaty that sence they’re taking the village, they have to help save Maxx and the others first. its just the logical decision!

  3. Tyler of Southern wait... Goblintown

    Oh noes! I leave for a few weeks and now I’m from Goblintown instead of Southern Maxxington. *sigh*

  4. I dunno about you guys, but I really hope that Aley ends up getting June to help. It’s been far too long since her murderous temper has graced this comic. She’s got to be my favorite character

    1. I don’t really LIKE the type of character June has going.. Like, don’t get me wrong, Jesse can do what he feels that he wants with this comic, and NO, I’m not that guy who roamed the comments ranting about how much he hates June a while ago…

      1. To each his own, I suppose. The biggest reason I like June is because she reminds me of a surprising number of people in my life. Most notably, my brother

  5. I can’t wait for Aley to go all bweeny on their Goblin butts and scare them s***less!

  6. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    Merchant has become the new Maxx, according to his posture in the last panel. Aley, please get your act together! You’re starting to sound like Cyril! So far Smurg is a great goblin leader who remembers everyone’s names, although that’s what I liked about the Goblin Horde. The opposite of that, that is.

  7. I always thought the merchant was stupider than Maxx. Homes are more important than money.

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  8. You've Guessed it lol! =3D

    Have you seen that guy in the last comic? I really wanna beat him up again! XD

  9. I just realized something. A way to show the Crimson. Make the Naiad have their evil plan after finding this evil place in books or somethin’, then eventually make an evil ritual that makes the Corruption bloody. Then, they have to face an even worse, more disgusting evil! What do you guys think?

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