Oh dang, one comic away from the big four-hundo! Someone’s going to get their butt kicked… the question is who?
Xane now has a name! And apparently quite the reputation. Or at least he did a thousand years ago. Remember: keep up on your killings or people will see you as a has-been.
-Jesse
Oh, boy. 400 is going to be another huge fight scene, isn’t it?
Maple and poa strip!!!
That is a must
If only just to troll us…
YES!
YES YES YES!!!
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES potato YES YES YES!
HUGE fighting scene and right before someone dies or somethin its suddenly a maple and poa =D
Yeahhh… wai..t.. what’s maple and poa? (Excuse my super ignorant comment but I really don’t know what it is).
Nevermind, I know now. I posted this before ending reading the comments =P
BUT its comic 399.5
Please not Maple and Poa. I want to se fight!
YES DO IT
No, it’ll be a demolitionist and merchant comic, showing the demo demolishing his opponent in… Whatever board game they were playing.
…I’ll go back to my hole.
LOL YES!!!
somehow, figuring that 400 is a multiple of “100”, I think that isn’t the case..
WHAT IS MAPLE AND POA!?
How do I delete comments?
you don’t
I keep forgetting……why are humans not immortal? That’s not very considerate to assasins… Or any other killers anyway.
Made me giggle quite a bit. That whole ‘Excuse me? Come on, dude! I’m like… part of common knowledge!’ dealio really had me smiling. Can’t wait to see what you’ve got planned for #400.
🙂
…really? Not even a word? And only to get first?!
Why do I feel like Aley’s gonna laser him to death?
Or junes gonna come and kick his butt!
Yeah, maybe Xane killed June’s dad and wants revenge.
That would be interesting. Also that reminds me of something in Transformers Prime.
Also, I feel like there be a twist to that though. Xane might kill June and Maxx will want revenge. Because if you remember, she kinda hated her parents.
With his speed, he could probably dodge Aley’s laser.
( remember, xane has his back to him, and i’m pretty sure aley would have practiced with his/her laser )
I half expect maxx to come at him with a rock-paper-scissors fight
I have absolutely no idea why.
it should be with skeletron!
That.. would be amazing. And hilarious.
😀
High five for that name
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Woop
Wow, these comics are sure coming out quick Hype for the next strip!
A thought I have about what might happen is that Xane is standing with his back against Maxx and will let Maxx strike first. Now, I doubt Maxx will be so quick to take a strike before putting in a few more lines of jabber. But if not, Maxx will impale or slice Xane while he is boasting about himself. lol MAYBE. Man, this is so enjoyable. I LOVE these!
I like it a lot when villains and heroes have a nice friendly stupid conversation with each other. That would be pretty much how I would act if I was a hero/villain meeting the “other force” I’m expecting this friendly conversation to continue even when they fight however, I can picture them both fighting and they both ask each other “what’s your favorite pizza toppings?” “What’s your favourite ale flavor?”
Oga/toujou
Goku/vegeta
Naruto/sasuke
Luffy/every enemy except black beard
Yeah, he accidentally got out his sword and accidentally swung it and he accidentally hit a cat.
i just love aleys little angry face thing >:)
Xane is still one of my favorite characters so far.
First attack? SHAMPOO TIME!
Panel 5-6: Warning! Warning! Stranger Danger!
Also, I like how Xane’s smile is different than everyone else’s. He has white teeth showing when he smiles, and it looks off, which makes him look creepy.
(Pulls out blade of grass) *attacks* skeletron summons I can see it now :3 o ps Jesse I’m back to commenting finally something to comment about 😀 the past few comics have been great keep up the good work
“and a cat that one time” … 😮 rly xane
THAT MONSTER!
XANE: THE GUY WHO KILLED A CAT, oh, and an army.
Don’t worry, the cat was probably some god or something. And knowing it was probably strong enough to defend itself, we can now all rest in peace.
He probably just accidentally murdered it. by accident.
Yeah I agree. It was definetly an accident because who in there right mind would kill a cute little kitty com tums.
this is going to be awesome
Oh man, 399 on a FRIDAY?! REALLY?!
GO XANE! KICK HIS BUTT!
I just checked, and it has been exactly 100 chapters since June left. Maybe she might come back for 400. Who knows, we can only hope.
It has not been 100 chapters, we are only on chapter 2! The chapter where we get the Muramasa. But I think you mean comics.
100 comics not chapters theres only 4 chapters
what about 299 1/2?
I bet something will happen involving a dungeon guardian, maybe guidey will die again and get revenge on that angel dude
Oooooor have the perfect chance to go on vacation. In heaven. With Ina.
Good point. Although I’m pretty sure he’s still pissed at that angel guy thing whatever his name was, too lazy to go check.
Remmy was his name.
(Hi Jeff!)
Who are you? I am a pingas.
Totally
I’m just kidding I’m not the chosen one, I’m just a male prostutute, your mechanic called for me
.-. I hope not a gay one.
You peeps r sick to be talking about that here.
DO AN RPG (not the gun) FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i beg of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyril used rabbit storm!
Super effective! Xane fainted!
Skeletron! I choose you!
Maxx used Shampoo shots! Maxx attacked 4 Times!
xane was impaled by falling remmy
I think its a Naiad tradition to name all of your people names starting with X.
They’re names all involve an X, They tend to wear dark coats, Why is this another version of The Organization?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organization_XIII (Fittingly enough, The Naiad are based in the dungeon. Where the Keyblade is in Hardmode)
Ooooor… Xane, Xylan, Xyvareth. XXX. XD
I really hope nobody does that. ._.
I somehow knew Maxx would reveal there quest to the Naiad.
Caaaan you predict anything else? :D:D:D
This. Is going to be epic.
Maxx…. REALLY!
Hmmm… Kickass badguy assassin Vs. cliche chosen one? I’m voting on Xane.
Well Maxx cann’t actually loose becouse if he lost the comic would end and we don’t want that, do we?
Of course. He’ll win in a very comedic fashion… or lose and be imprisoned in the Dungeon. At which has to escape along with the others.
Daaang! Epic showdown alert!
And then… Maple and Poa comic!
What is this “Maple and Poa” you speak of?
It’s those two dudes guarding the Dryad jungle. People are expecting that Jesse pull a fast one and show us a Maple and Poa strip for every climax ever.
Oh yeah, been a long time since I saw those two dudes…
That wasn’t a thing that stopped happening or anything… OR WAS IT?
Have you even read all the comics? If not. Then you should. Shouldn’t take you that long to catch up.
As in the words of Maxx: “That was like a thousand years ago, dude. People forget stuff.”
“AHHH HELP SHE’S GONNA KILL US!!” Hehehehe. My favorite Maple and Poa strip.
If it is it will be 399 1/2 again. (As Beast_ said)
Wait, does Xane have a braided ponytail?
No. But if he did, he would be 5 percent more awesome. (Only manly men have pony tails.) As in the words of Sokka:
“It’s not a pony tail. It’s a warrior’s fox tail.”
Wait, you said braided? Well, that’s a different matter…
Warrior’s WOLF tail*. Yes, somehow I actually remember that..
WAS it warrior’s wolf tail? hmm, I need to watch that episode again…
Think that’s his cape there.
that’s actually his hair. the other side of his cape doesn’t have blue.
Xane’s got a super long braid that’s wrapped around his neck like a scarf 🙂
Ohhhh, okay, thank you. I really was confused if that was a scarf or his hair for a while now. Both is good!
Wat. Dat fashion sense. We need a hairstyle in Terraria like that.
Wow. That is awesome yet weird at the same time.
I smell epic combat comic!!!!
😀 😀 😀
Cyril in panel 3. facepalm!
So what if maxx was just to walk past him and take the sword… he can’t do anything since maxx still hasn’t given the first strike
Maxxwell something! DON’T REVEAL YOUR QUEST TO THE ANTAGONISTS
But the antagonist always tells you his/her plan like in Sonic Heroes.
Watch,Jessie has us all thinking the next comic is a fight comic,then BAM!!!He makes it a comic that has nothing to do with the fight whatsoever!
LENS FLARE!
…Sorry, I had to.
This lens flare was brought to you by JK. Abrams.
“What cat?”
I bet anyone that June will jump in during the fight and shank the naiad from behind.
That’d be interesting, but I don’t think there’d be much reason for her doing so. She’s convinced they’re all going to fail and she shouldn’t bother, right? Well, this is the point where she thinks they’ll fail, so I highly doubt she’d burst in and save them.
I think Xane might actually play a bigger role in the comic than we think. Jesse, please don’t let him go like Lord Grog! Or anyone else! Who is ded.
I really just noticed that Xane has a pony tail. I thought that was part of his cape. Also, if Maxx was smart, he’d either bring 2 Cron swords or a bow (Xane’ll wait for him to approach then Maxx’ll just shoot him INDIANA JONES ANYONE?)
Remember what I said at the prev comic! I was true!
Maxx: Alright! Rock!
Xane: King!
Maxx: Gold!
Xane: Dice!
Maxx: Eat!
Xane: Time!
(All other’s facepalmed)
I want this to happen.
“So wait, you’ll let me strike first?”
“Yes.”
“Well, see ya, just going to walk past now.”
“What?”
“Haven’t struck you yet, haven’t struck you yet….”
I know it would result in getting stabbed by the guy… but I would so do that. In my dying breath I would say “I regret nothing.”
Also if it was any of my characters… then his victory would be short lived. I would come back with the Shroomite Armor and my Chain Gun + Crystal Bullets. He wouldn’t be able to move a muscle before being literally torn to shreds.
Is Xane wearing a ponytail?
Maple, Poa, it’s your cue.
OH! I just went back over the interviews from a long ways back, and there was one question for June if she hated any single person more than anyone else, and she responded that she had an ex. Anyone think this dude may be him?? It would make any possible interaction between them suitably entertaining I feel, if June were to come back.
That would be hilarious.
I was just thinking that. Xane is basically an evil version of Maxx, and he probably reminded her of Xane-pre corruption. That, along with centuries of failure, was probably why she left.
Lol zane and xane sound the same.
I’m half expecting Maxx to somehow bizarrely win by barely doing anything. Also, I just had this weird thought in which Maxx would put on a fake plumber suit and say they were were there for some sort maintenance issues. Either way, I’m excited to see what Jesse’s got for 400!
DON’T JINX IT!
I’ll bet he’s gonna win in the most unconventional way possibly.
Jesse: Who would you expect Xane to sound like? Just trying to picture his voice in my head.
Is Xane a girl?
she’s not!
June needs to come back. Seriously. Please. This will be funny. Very funny.
Also Xane has the magic power to make ale disappear.
it is called drinking. He drank it. it is a thing you can do.
He drank the bottle?
It happens all the time. gives me horrible gas..
I imagine Xane sounding like Basil from Fawlty Towers. Dunno why… Maybe cos of his remarks, like the one about humans in this one.
What day is the next comic I lost track a while back?
wednsday
By the way i think Xane is going to trick Maxx.
No realy
He killed a cat!!!! HL3 confirmed!!
Wow, what a comic! Read all of it in just three days, and I was left astonished! The story is fantastic. It goes for a long time, but not at all long-winded!
This comic is on my reading list along with Dilbert, c.urvy, Oglaf, and Overkloking.
Ok is someone going to tell me when the next comic comes out or not?
It updates MWF
Ohmagoshyouguys, TODAY IS MONDAAY! YES! Or it’ll be such a big one, that it’ll be late. WHO CARES. I KNOW I DO.
Monday, Wednesday, and friday?
Yep
Maxx is totally just going to walk away while Xane stands there.
Or take his sword or play a word game
Swipe
Energy
Stabby
You suck at this game
Everything
jesse add teletubbies plz
WHO is going to be next
XANE XANE XANE XANE XANE *coughs* XANE XANE XANE
XD Maxx’s never-wanting-to-shut-up was great, as is the exciting buildup for the fight 😀 this is going to be interesting o.o’
Wut happened to the ale? It just… Disappeared… I guess someone just got whacked inthe head by it!
i just want Maxx to stab Xane and have Xane die instantly. That would be hilarious. Nice comic Jesse!
I just figured out who Xane reminds me of: Willy Wonka’s amused/patronising/faintly manic face in that “so tell me again how…” meme.
JESSE SHOULD ONE OF THOSE! WITH XANE!! XD
IT’S A TRAP!!!!
Fight already! Why do they have to stretch the suspence?!
I bet Ailey will do the super fairy lazer on him
It’s “Aley” and “laser”.
Whoop whoop whoop . Remember that guys?
I just can’t wait for 400 epic fight scene man
aley’s gonna laser ’em
i will sometime have Xane fight my special OC for my Terraria stories sometimes. not saying anymore about it.