Well… that’s not good.
Visual effects for the comic just got a little more difficult to make, since my copy of Photoshop was apparently a trial all this time– I’m now using Gimp since Adobe decided to cut me off. Luckily, Gimp seems pretty powerful even if the GUI is a little odd, so hopefully I’ll get up to my old speed eventually.
-Jesse
“oops”
Second
… Besides the fact that those comments are pointless, Jesse doesn’t like them!
Besides the fact that those comments are pointless and Jesse doesn’t like them, there is no glory in being second. Deal with it.
Check out the game starbound it is awesome also terraria and wildstar also I don’t care
Check out the cares I don’t give.
A quantum computer could not compute how much I don’t care
HOORAY JESSE! ANOTHER SHIP SUNKAN…uh…sunken…whoops….
Are you cereal? Do you not have astounding monies to just buy Photoshop, since you’ve been running ads forever?
Ads don’t generate THAT much income, to be fair :T
He’s also published a book.
You have a point
Yeah… I don’t want to talk too much about the amount of money I make for running the comic, because money’s not the reason I that I do it– just as it wasn’t the reason I wrote my book. But, let’s just say that my hourly wage is several times lower than the legal minimum.
Jesse, just a question. Do you need to click on ads to give you income or is it automatic?
Why Photoshop? Gimp is free, and just as good.
I guess you could say
he got gimped
by photoshop
Just as it gets all emotional, Jesse throws in another cliffhanger. Well, time to wait until Monday.
Friday to Monday is the longest wait for each comic
IT IS MONDAY!!! D:
nvm… its the most recent one… ;-;
I think that’s the first time since they started talking that Cyril and Ina have been speechless.
somehow, for some reason, i expected that to happen…
Somehow, for some reason, I expected a comment like that…
the name Lars Skulldrinker makes me think of M&B Sea Raiders that would constantly spout, “I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL”
It makes me think of someone that would liquefy someone’s skull and drink it.
All time, I though Jesse will do something very stupid, like… Making that ruby (Or whatever it is) fall at Ina, and kill her…
Ina’s flower petals keep dissapearing. THIS IS THE WORK OF THE EEEVIL NAIID!
They didn’t disappear, they just changed. This is a sign that June is messing with things a bit to prep for her triumphant entry.
Yaay!!! Good-bye Ina!
Remmy,you little troll…
Why and what is everyone hating on Ina?
Also, I was expecting lots of things, this was the most logical.
So wait, the Captain ACTUALLY thought Ina was going to be left behind? I thought he was being sarcastic! Maybe Cyril can pull an Orpheus and convince Remiel to let her stay.
But if that happens then the cat dies …
Remmy is evil…
“So you’re all evil here?”
“Yeah.”
“Well… If a good guy dated your daughter, could she become chaotic – neutral?”
“Yeah, I guess so.”
*runs off stage*
Do do do do dooooooo do
Was that DK I heard?
Great time for a cliffhanger…
Well, I guess I’ll have to wait till Monday!
Yeess youu willlll….
OH CRAP!
Hello Black Mage.
I’m SirBlackMage.
Remmy should get a new accountant.
This comic I like. I can’t wait to see Cyril and Ina stuck in the afterlife muahahahahahahahahahah though Remmy would probably bring them back.
Cyril isn’t going, Ina is.
Yeah, but maybe Cyril will get dragged into there by holding onto Ina.
Maple and Poa here we come…..
Ya, Mape and Poa!
lel yes. MAPLE AND POA 400 COMIC ARC LETS DO THIS!
Oh, no, not Ina! :'(
Look! an angel with antlers that just fell off! and in anti-gravity too!
I guess something’s wrong with you.
He was describing (badly) your avatar. I think, there’s just no telling with some people.
Oh. well, it sounded rather insulting, though… And I’m already having a bad day. 🙁
That’s a shame. Some people just piss you off, and others REALLY piss you off.
Noooo! goddamnit Remmy
He made up for it by watching Futurama!
GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, so provided you can get used to stuff looking different you should be up to your old standard in no time. Good luck!
Isn’t gimp a mac-exculsive app?
No, it’s also on PC as well. Idk about Linux, though.
WHY MUST THERE BE CLIFF HANGERS?! URRROOOOA!
Wow, I was watching Futurama when I read this one. What are the chances?
What are the chances?
1.5 x 10^(-95) percent chance.
OF COURSE I MADE UP THE NUMBER!!! DUH!!!
1.5e-95
i started watching futurama right before i read this xD
Chances = 3.1415926536
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you tried Paint.net? It’s not the greatest but it’s pretty nice for some editing.
It doesn’t do special effects like the ones Jesse is looking for.
im hoping Remmy is just trolling them
Dang…another cliffhanger. love this series cant wait to see what happens next!
I love it too thnx to Jesse I official liek reading I read this back at episode 367 so I had a lot of reading on the first night 3 hours later… I’m hooked :3
me to
Welp I guess that gives Cyril two girlfriends. One for the afterlife, one for the real world. JK please no.
Aye ye ye….
You know, you did good here. Bringing this whole thing together. Everyone was worried. Oh no! Maxx killed her! Oh no! She’s going to go to the afterlife now!
But for everything, we had some sort of solution: The skeletons can put their heads back on! The Captain already said that she was going to stay!
And know we don’t even know what to think. Is Remmy kidding around? Is she really dead now?
You are one heck of a chessmaster…
Good job, remmy! you did good.
Bad angel remmy! You’re dead now.
wow i am an oracle i perdicted the futre
You didn’t predict, you guessed blindly. But what you came up with was so appalling unrealistic that it was the only option Jesse had.
It’s unpredictable like that.
Bjorn Bjornson…
That’s kind of a strange name IMO
well that kind of name already used for joke. shouldnt be strange if you know patrick patrickson in a movie.
It sounds very Viking-ish to me.
Noooooo Ive seen it coming D:
Noo, not like this. : ‘ ( Inaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bwahaha! (I’m a bad person)
Yay I was right and to all who might have been wondering since Ina died yes the cat lives :3
Thnx Jesse :3 (Cat)
This isn’t over cat if Cyril rude she’s to let go u get the bullet
Refuses not rude * had to correct it!
Did u put on a joke for attention by making multiple names or did u just feel like replying to yourself.
@adam I was bored :3 but rly Ina is gunna die she must
Yep, that’s right. I do it all the time.
You sure do!
Well I don’t!
He Doesn’t!
See? this guy knows his FACTS.
And I’m CERTAINLY not samdalf.
XD see Adam I’m not crazy
Hello mr invisible man wearing minecraft leather armour
That can’t be the last one so far I took 2 days 8 or so hours to read this whole stupid thing and that’s as far as it is so far that’s depressing though it is a great great comic and I love the funny scenes and slides I suggested the website to my friend and my sister very nice job
You literally called it stupid then nice job.
So, to redeem you…
YOUR A FLABBY GELATINOUS PIECE OF GLUDICIOUS JELLY ROLL!
(Ur fat)
(jk)
or not()(0
I literally saw this coming. I’m not unsatisfied though! Awesome!
I like this comic I don’t know how I keep coming back its so stupid that it’s fun and made me addicted to reading it and earlier how he had to touch the ancient relic
XD Okay…that was unexpected…
NOOOO!!!
*deep inside me*
YESSS!!!
HANNAH X CYRIL OTP
the next strip better be maple and poa or i am dissapoint
Lol i beat you to it!
burn in hell
🙂 hell has the dark lance so i’m ok with that.
NO. YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH GOING TO HELL MAN THATS NOT HOOOOOWWW IT WOOOOOOOOOOORRKS.
It is while im in charge ;D
I’ll come with you. I’m loaded with terra blade and you loot the chests.
GO FUTURAMA!
*gives Fox a high five*
*gives Beast_ a high five*
*Gives Johngunn a high five*
*Slaps Blim round the face.*
*Gives everybody a high five in the face*
Guys. Cyril has a phone to call Remmy. Solved?
? How would that help im confused
Umm… right? How?
It could be used as a distraction, he’ll have to stop to answer it.
It’s worth nothing now…
Cyril manages to pull ina back down. However, he is taken instead. He sees the vikings in heaven and waits in line for acceptance. He is accepted, but later kicked out for identity theft.
Good? Yes? No?
Yes. Yes.
K then make him do a Maple Poa strip!
NO not yet!
Lol flowers on ina’s hair change between panels.
That was too predictable, I understand that Skeletrina is a throw-away character and has fulfilled it’s purpose, yet I really hope you’ll make more out of it, and Cyril won’t just get depressed over losing Ina and then eventually end up with Hannah 🙂
I just noticied that Ina has a tear in her eye at panel 6 Nice touch Jesse!
Oh wow yeah.
Haha ! I KNEW somenthing would happen with Ina !
#Cyril x Hannah
Maxx shall find his first floating island :p
Ina?Oh…I thought that was a horrifying demonic abomination…
Crud,that was supposed to be a reply to Adam.
:/ Stupid Computer.
oh remmy you silly sausage
Don’t call him a sausage, you goofy little cookie!
dear jesus im scared why u call him a goofy friggin cookie that makes it sound like you will eat him you silly roast.
This dosent even make sense any many you smelly spears.
When do people ever call others “smelly spears”, you funny fish!
You stinky miner!
You little son of a blossom
You oblong olonguito!
Your all tiny little apply bananas………I cant think of anything else
What about… BANAPPLE?!
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyseysesyesyesyesyeysyeysysyeysyesyeysyeysyeysyeyyyyyyyeees RED ADD THIS 2 TERRARIA
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE :3
My dad is soooo going to pay
OWLL PRESE ZE HOWLY MOTTY ANGEL SAN
(all praise the holy mighty angel son)
soo… Remmy has a son? :/ doesn’t sound very angelic to me…
I dont have a son. Now shoo liar! i gotta watch my futurama marathon.
I adopted a son while you were away clubbing. Also, can you make remmy jr a sandwich? Hes been complaining for the past 20 minutes.
I don’t have a wife! WHY MUST PEOPLE BE LIEING ABOUT RELETIVES I DONT EVEN HAVE?! Anyways,BACK TO ME FUTURAMA
GRRRRRRRRRR THE CLIFF HANGERS MYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
The comics have been quite predictable lately like max chopping off ina’s head and now this.I have a feeling Jesse is doing something.
I’m glad about this.
Ina was annoying.
Before, I wanted Ina to die in a fire no matter what. Now, half of me is celebrating that Hannah shall get her man, and half of me is wanting to go around with a shotgun shooting everything, spam curse words everywhere I can on this computer, and get a sledgehammer ready for Monday. Who else feels this way?
Don’t call him a goofy little cookie, you pigeon-brain
The order of these comments…
I’m a DUCK BRAIN AND PROUD
Till death will we part…
Why did the “mund” at the end of Thorlak Grismund get smaller?
His voice was trailing off.
I don’t think the replies are working…
What is maple poa?
Mapel Pao is the saviour of the world.
Then you’re ducky dude! Wait, what?
starbound!
Why your avatar isn’t Floran?
you fudging fudges!
WHOOOP WHOP WHOOP WHOOP!
The funny insult chain. lol
You…
DUMB DUCK!
Wait, what?
Weird… My comment didn’t end up on the bottom… Or top… I don’t really know if the bottom is the bottom or the top is the bottom.
It’s because those comments were in a chain that started with mine… that was deleted.
If I remember correctly… I called Remmy a douche… because… you know… what it looks like what is going to happen with Ina.
You you um uh umdumb diner
We got a love triangle goin’ on here!
I kind of sort of expected this.
Doesn’t make Remiel any less of a douche.
#sharingthecoolwithfriends
Your all wrecking rasengans!
woops meant to reply to someone else
Some of the names are from skyrim
one question……..WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP SAYING MAPLE POA?! WHAT IS DAT?!
Its the name of 2 characters in this comic that are kind of side characters they were in the blade of grass arc and everyone liked them.
Jesse make a comic about 2 dryads (idk if spelled right) named maple and poa because he does not have enough time for a full comic
It’ll be fine, these are NPCs so she’ll respawn tomorrow.
But since she died and marriage is until death they have to get married again maybe?
They actually are not npcs these are all npcs let me now if I miss any in reply guide nurse merchant demolitionist old man/clothier goblin tinker engineer arms dealer dryad santa clause (holiday exclusive) wizard cyborg witch doctor dye trader painter stylist traveling merchant (temporary) steampunker pirate truffle and I think that’s all I’m not sure but ya no respawns :3
shush it monkey dog
Jesse! Make Ina come back!
Whats Aley wearing?
THE BANAPPLES MUST LIVE!!!!
barrel rool
My jimmies remain unrustled.
Ahem
I remember this comic… I still miss Ina so much…
is this getting Steven-Universy?
because it started with all that humour and now is just… feely
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Alright everybody the after life awaits. And so does my futurama marathon so lets get this over with!” I loved that, made me laugh so hard.