Comic #385

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Well… that’s not good.

Visual effects for the comic just got a little more difficult to make, since my copy of Photoshop was apparently a trial all this time– I’m now using Gimp since Adobe decided to cut me off. Luckily, Gimp seems pretty powerful even if the GUI is a little odd, so hopefully I’ll get up to my old speed eventually.

-Jesse

198 thoughts on “Comic #385”

      1. Duck Dude

        … Besides the fact that those comments are pointless, Jesse doesn’t like them!
        Besides the fact that those comments are pointless and Jesse doesn’t like them, there is no glory in being second. Deal with it.

  2. Nicolas Cage

    Are you cereal? Do you not have astounding monies to just buy Photoshop, since you’ve been running ads forever?

      3. Jesse

        Yeah… I don’t want to talk too much about the amount of money I make for running the comic, because money’s not the reason I that I do it– just as it wasn’t the reason I wrote my book. But, let’s just say that my hourly wage is several times lower than the legal minimum.

      4. Baratabt

        Jesse, just a question. Do you need to click on ads to give you income or is it automatic?

  3. Lord Nagaviper

    Just as it gets all emotional, Jesse throws in another cliffhanger. Well, time to wait until Monday.

  4. ibbolia

    I think that’s the first time since they started talking that Cyril and Ina have been speechless.

  6. Pigbear

    the name Lars Skulldrinker makes me think of M&B Sea Raiders that would constantly spout, “I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL”

  7. Pikselo

    All time, I though Jesse will do something very stupid, like… Making that ruby (Or whatever it is) fall at Ina, and kill her…

    1. Duck Dude

      They didn’t disappear, they just changed. This is a sign that June is messing with things a bit to prep for her triumphant entry.

  11. Adam

    Why and what is everyone hating on Ina?
    Also, I was expecting lots of things, this was the most logical.

  12. Falcon

    So wait, the Captain ACTUALLY thought Ina was going to be left behind? I thought he was being sarcastic! Maybe Cyril can pull an Orpheus and convince Remiel to let her stay.

    1. QuoteBot2000

      “So you’re all evil here?”

      “Yeah.”

      “Well… If a good guy dated your daughter, could she become chaotic – neutral?”

      “Yeah, I guess so.”

      *runs off stage*

  17. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    This comic I like. I can’t wait to see Cyril and Ina stuck in the afterlife muahahahahahahahahahah though Remmy would probably bring them back.

      2. Samdalf

        He was describing (badly) your avatar. I think, there’s just no telling with some people.

  21. sixtyseconds

    GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, so provided you can get used to stuff looking different you should be up to your old standard in no time. Good luck!

    1. Knight0706

      I love it too thnx to Jesse I official liek reading I read this back at episode 367 so I had a lot of reading on the first night 3 hours later… I’m hooked :3

  29. Chris

    Aye ye ye….

    You know, you did good here. Bringing this whole thing together. Everyone was worried. Oh no! Maxx killed her! Oh no! She’s going to go to the afterlife now!
    But for everything, we had some sort of solution: The skeletons can put their heads back on! The Captain already said that she was going to stay!

    And know we don’t even know what to think. Is Remmy kidding around? Is she really dead now?

    You are one heck of a chessmaster…

    1. Samdalf

      You didn’t predict, you guessed blindly. But what you came up with was so appalling unrealistic that it was the only option Jesse had.
      It’s unpredictable like that.

    1. spectator

      well that kind of name already used for joke. shouldnt be strange if you know patrick patrickson in a movie.

  36. Knight0706

    Yay I was right and to all who might have been wondering since Ina died yes the cat lives :3

      3. Adam

        Did u put on a joke for attention by making multiple names or did u just feel like replying to yourself.

  37. Bolt

    That can’t be the last one so far I took 2 days 8 or so hours to read this whole stupid thing and that’s as far as it is so far that’s depressing though it is a great great comic and I love the funny scenes and slides I suggested the website to my friend and my sister very nice job

    1. Beast_

      You literally called it stupid then nice job.

      So, to redeem you…
      YOUR A FLABBY GELATINOUS PIECE OF GLUDICIOUS JELLY ROLL!
      (Ur fat)
      (jk)
      or not()(0

  39. Bolt

    I like this comic I don’t know how I keep coming back its so stupid that it’s fun and made me addicted to reading it and earlier how he had to touch the ancient relic

      4. Beast_

        NO. YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH GOING TO HELL MAN THATS NOT HOOOOOWWW IT WOOOOOOOOOOORRKS.

  44. Mr. Goatee

    Cyril manages to pull ina back down. However, he is taken instead. He sees the vikings in heaven and waits in line for acceptance. He is accepted, but later kicked out for identity theft.

    Good? Yes? No?

  46. November

    That was too predictable, I understand that Skeletrina is a throw-away character and has fulfilled it’s purpose, yet I really hope you’ll make more out of it, and Cyril won’t just get depressed over losing Ina and then eventually end up with Hannah 🙂

      1. Beast_

        dear jesus im scared why u call him a goofy friggin cookie that makes it sound like you will eat him you silly roast.

      9. Duke Fishron

        yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyseysesyesyesyesyeysyeysysyeysyesyeysyeysyeysyeyyyyyyyeees RED ADD THIS 2 TERRARIA

      10. dsmaster7173

        FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE :3

      1. Remmy's wife

        I adopted a son while you were away clubbing. Also, can you make remmy jr a sandwich? Hes been complaining for the past 20 minutes.

      2. Remmy

        I don’t have a wife! WHY MUST PEOPLE BE LIEING ABOUT RELETIVES I DONT EVEN HAVE?! Anyways,BACK TO ME FUTURAMA

  55. Duke Fishron

    The comics have been quite predictable lately like max chopping off ina’s head and now this.I have a feeling Jesse is doing something.

  57. Silmiss

    Before, I wanted Ina to die in a fire no matter what. Now, half of me is celebrating that Hannah shall get her man, and half of me is wanting to go around with a shotgun shooting everything, spam curse words everywhere I can on this computer, and get a sledgehammer ready for Monday. Who else feels this way?

      1. Benni

        Weird… My comment didn’t end up on the bottom… Or top… I don’t really know if the bottom is the bottom or the top is the bottom.

      2. Shadow_Mantis

        It’s because those comments were in a chain that started with mine… that was deleted.

        If I remember correctly… I called Remmy a douche… because… you know… what it looks like what is going to happen with Ina.

    1. Duke Fishron

      Its the name of 2 characters in this comic that are kind of side characters they were in the blade of grass arc and everyone liked them.

    2. nate8999

      Jesse make a comic about 2 dryads (idk if spelled right) named maple and poa because he does not have enough time for a full comic

  75. anonymous coward

    It’ll be fine, these are NPCs so she’ll respawn tomorrow.
    But since she died and marriage is until death they have to get married again maybe?

    1. Knight0706

      They actually are not npcs these are all npcs let me now if I miss any in reply guide nurse merchant demolitionist old man/clothier goblin tinker engineer arms dealer dryad santa clause (holiday exclusive) wizard cyborg witch doctor dye trader painter stylist traveling merchant (temporary) steampunker pirate truffle and I think that’s all I’m not sure but ya no respawns :3

  86. cpz11

    “Alright everybody the after life awaits. And so does my futurama marathon so lets get this over with!” I loved that, made me laugh so hard.

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