Comic #379

So as it turns out, end-of-term stress is really bad for inspirational and motivational purposes! WHO KNEW? This may not be the most hilarious comic I’ve ever written, but at least I got the necessary build done in time! (Those of you who follow me on Twitter would know about the Terraria woes I was having)

Well, it looks like this wedding is shaping up nicely! There’s no way this can go wrong, right? Right?

(Legions of George R.R. Martin fans laugh bitterly in the background)

In any case, I hope everyone has a good weekend and I’ll see you Monday!

-Jesse

101 thoughts on “Comic #379”

  1. PickHamAxeBlade

    I hope I’m actually first…
    Love this! Great idea by making the skeletons antsy, to get it moving along.

      1. Your not even shouting first in caps and with an overflow of exclamation marks, what sorcery is this!?

  2. PickHamAxeBlade

    By the way, do you think you could add Skelerina to the banner?
    (If she won’t disappear/change in the next few comics)

      1. I suppose if Ina was going to be added it would be in her, un-undead form which we haven’t seen yet.

      1. Yeah, I’m thinking Jesse’s going to drag the wedding out for at least two more comics before Max/possibly Hannah comes in to wreck it all.

  3. Even If Maxx doesn’t succeed in screwing everything up, it still won’t work will it XD

      1. I don’t know if this is a typo, or what, but I’m very anti-pie and cake is always best. Pie is just crust around a food. (P.S. The pie is a lie is more appropriate, spreading lies and rumors about the cake being a lie. It even rhymes!)

      2. and btw you are utterly wrong in every living thing you have ever known done or partcipated in. Pie is the most amazingly epic object worthy of endless praise that has ever showed on the face of this Earth.

      3. Are you amoung the foolish mortals who fear and despise pie? I have known many things, but to be as unsatisfied as you are now, one who stands before us now, with the the great masterpiece that is nature’s own pie, startles me into an immediate and ever-lasting rivallry against you and your kin. This will not end until the very fibres of time have been torn apart with the battle that shall be called:
        PIE
        WARS

  4. I AM STILL BETTING THAT SHE WILL END UP MARRYING THE GOBLIN TINKERER AND SHE WILL BE THE MECHANIC O_O

      1. Well she IS very smart… So I can actually see that fitting. I mean, think about it. Its the perfect setup. Goblin army ambushes the wedding, Ina figures out she REALLY loves the goblin tinkerer, then June comes in and smashes everything to pieces.

  5. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this wedding between a wizard and an undead lady, certainly not with the wizard’s unstable and violent best friend and his almost-girlfriend who now knows how to wield an axe…
    Naturally it’ll be Aley who messes it up, can’t have people predicting what will go wrong…

    1. Yes Aley would have to be the one to ruin the moment, though it would be rather amusing if Maxx ran up chop the head off the captain, Cyril stops him and the captain finishes the ceremony without his head on his body.

      1. Or Maxx tries to kill Ina and Cyril dives in the way and dies again. That would be one way to bring Remmy into it.

      2. good idea but if that happened
        1. hannah would revive him with aleys fairy dust
        2. he would respawn ALL the way back at spawn
        3. he dies and then becomes undead
        4. the flower inside him casts a spell somehow and helps him?
        5. im out of ideas

    2. I bet Flower is going to be scared of the approaching undead face and force Cyril to do some holy undead destroyer.

      Da feels. Da. Feels.

  6. This is going to be a fairly ice wedding from the looks. Hopefully no one gets put on ice or gets the cold shoulder. Also here’s hoping their hopes and dreams don’t get shattered.

    Ok… last ice related pun post ok… I promice… err promise.

      1. You repeated a pun. thats against the rules. you are sentenced to life in prison and then burnage, at the stake. At which time we will eat steak.

      2. I’m hungry… couldn’t possibly be because someone mentioned steak. Nope… not at all.

  7. Building it would also give them something to do. Stuck on that boat for hundreds of years would get old.

  8. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    This… This is actually kid of cute. Oh well. Gives me one more reason to dest– I mean eat cheese.

  9. Given that most of the crew is undead actively trying to move on to the afterlife, and those that are not undead are either NPCs that get resurrected or Maxx, a GRRM twist where everybody is slaughtered would kind of lack a dramatic impact. I think.

  10. Well, what could possibly go wrong. Wait No. The other thing. What could possibly go right here…

  11. 1 problem that isnt much of a problem……. a lack of half blocks, slopes, upside down slopes, etc. but it still looks neat (i think id add ice wall tho for the center area)

  12. PyjamaWearingWizard

    HOLY DAMN i cant believe am acctually excited for a fictional wedding that’s going to get ruined by Hannah(possibly) and Maxx anyways!

  13. Just how dark will you go here Jesse? Maxx could slaughter everybody in one of his rampages to ‘rescue’ Guidey. We might have gone for that before you showed us how genial the undead really are…

  14. I still say the Goblin Tinkerer will end up marrying Ina, but I feel like June is gonna get involved.

  15. pichusuperlover

    i had a genius idea: skeletrina and Cyril say: “lets play word chain” and a pirate says grog! and the next says grog! and then everyone says grog…

  16. You’ve made me really attached to this pairing here, they just are absolutely perfect for each other.. I know Max will probably end up screwing it all up for Guidey, and that’s how this little arc will be wrapped up, but I’m kind of really hoping that Skelerina will be a new part of the group, or at least a character that shows up from time to time. Probably wouldn’t work at all, but I can still hope.

  17. As i read this comic, i looked at the wood and realised this is 1.2 so the blade of grass would probably have a different sprite

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