Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away… We are the fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!
Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you’ll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!
Uh-oh… I smell disaster! On a danger scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being a bunny and 10 being June, this one’s going to be a doozy… I’m going to say 9.4 because NOTHING TRUMPS JUNE.
Some school trip that I had been paying for for about a month. I thought I was paying for some new uniform or something but no. I finally realised when my friends were discussing what to pack. I had to take at least Two days worth of pure snacks. Anyway, that’s over now.
Moral: Always read the paperwork.
This is pretty inconsistant with Romeo and Juliet, Prof. Inconsistency. Cyril and Ina are being encouraged to get married so that the plot can continue.
Meh. Maybe I’m just seeing this weirdly. It was the middle of the night when I wrote that, so that might be it. Or there’s a detail that I’m missing that shoots my Romeo and Juliet comparison in the foot, as you say. I’m rambling. That’s the real problem.
PLOT TWIST; they’re getting married, maxx tries to crash the wedding and capture cyril, but when he gets there, the GOBLIN TROOP Crashes through the wall!
I just found your comic yesterday and finally catched up with it 😀
It’s awesome..
But please… Give poor Cyril a nice wedding.. he deserves as much T-T
…Now that I think about it Iactually like your entire cast -aside from the titular hero oO
Has anyone stopped to think about how Aley had a moustache in his Ale Nirvana dream? I think I finally confirmed it; Aley is male.
Or maybe I didn’t.
I don’t know.
No Max, dangit, noooooo!!! Or.. yes? Skelerina and Guidey are just so adorable together, I want them to stay that way.. but I’ve loved the idea of Cyril and Hannah since they first met. Well, whatever, I’m sure Max is probably going to somehow screw it all up regardless, and Cyril will be depressed and Hannah have another chance.
Don’t do it max!
Do it, max!
i agree! do it!
LEZ GO MAXX! CAN I GET A WOOT?
WOOP WOOP!
do it MAXX
SIGHHHHHHHHH…
Max won’t do anything.
Maxx, however…
what’ll Maxx and max and maxx and Maxx do?
make the next comic a maple and poa strip
Uh.. no.
Yes, Please!
No.
of course yes!
Totally!
yeh dont do it “max” so maxx will do it
DO IT DO DO IT DO IT DOITDOITDOITDOITTDOIT
I knew it.
I knew I smelled disaster approaching.
I just did not expect it this way.
Rule Number One:
Never tell Maxx anything. Ever.
Words to live by.
true dat yo
And someone who share the character’s name I frankly find that assertion terribly accurate.
*As someone.
Totally
Not too bright but bright enough to kill a giant worm an immortal plant-lady may or may not have summoned
*on purpose
Rule Number Two:
Never EXPECT ANYTHING from Jesse.
Unless, you want to be surprised.
Wisest words I ever heard!
I am cheese
Of all things…
I eat cheese.
Ysee, you are cheese. Plasma eats cheese. You sprung a love-hate relationship by revealing that youre cheese,
You can’t be cheese unless you’re Chrysalis! And even then you’d have to be moldy black Swiss Cheese… ew.
*Barf*
I’d eat that cheese in a heartbeat.
if it meant getting rid of that plague of a show that they are talking about i would also eat the cheese
That sounds vaguely sexual…
But knowing chrysalis the cheese would disguise itself as other cheese to fool the eater.
Nomnomnonnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom I don’t care about disguised cheese, I’m made of plasma!
Calling it right now: Ina becomes Skeletron when she’s angry(or threatened), and she is about to become very, very angry.
This comment…
Is awesome.
Omg…
Make sense
Um no it doesn’t… The old man becomes Skeletron…
Jesse has taken a couple creative liberties in this comic, what’s one more?
That would change a big part of the game, so it would be kind of weird.
Agreed… Unless Ina used to be the clothier! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!
Get ready for BAD TOUCH!
Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away… We are the fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!
*Reality check* Yup, I’m just gunna go now… /:(
Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you’ll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!
That’s hilarious in a ‘I want to punch you into the dirt’ kinda way.
Is this the same Nicolas from Ms.Waltzs class.
To be fair, it made more sense than most of your posts, Samdalf.
Oh no… Oh no… The feces hit the fan.
My plot twist sensors are tingling.
my sarcasm sensors are going Awall
I wonder how these avatars are generated…
Specially trained HAMSTERS working for gravatar draw them because only hamsters can make a pair of shins look cool.
I second this notion.
Because only HAMSTERS can make me into Batman.
And me in a gladiator XD
And me into a Wizard.
Wait, no. Sorry, I didn’t spot the pattern.
omg that totally does look like batman!
agreed
Uh-oh… I smell disaster! On a danger scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being a bunny and 10 being June, this one’s going to be a doozy… I’m going to say 9.4 because NOTHING TRUMPS JUNE.
Interesting how Maxx was never told…
A bit like me when I found out I was going to Germany in two days.
Wow. Elaborateiate, please.
Some school trip that I had been paying for for about a month. I thought I was paying for some new uniform or something but no. I finally realised when my friends were discussing what to pack. I had to take at least Two days worth of pure snacks. Anyway, that’s over now.
Moral: Always read the paperwork.
Finnaly…. they can leave…. NOW ITS MY TURN!
Nuh-Uh! Im next
Come at me.
PLANTERA F#&* YEAH
I am too spooky 4 u.
Same Person….
Hohohoh! It appears your no boss!
Will I be included?
oh ho i see what you did there
And what about me?
[weeps in corner]
FINALLY, I found you!
And me?
Am I still a thing?
Quit your whining skeletron prime.
Yes Lepus, you are. At least, compared to the slime ball. TROLOLO!
Who are you calling a slime ball?!?!?!?! I am a slime CHUNK, thank you very much.
Eater and eye be quiet you already went! I demand WOF to go next so me and spazmitism can go!
hee hee hee
Of whole cast of characters who could ruin the wedding, I would of least expected Maxx. I thought it would be snurf, or whoever.
Alright, time to go back to the TV Tropes page and spruce it up. First thing I have to put Maxx down as “Idiot Ball”.
Maxx calls June and destroys Ina with 2 tons of dirt and a womanly rage
Hey Jesse just wondering if you could check out my web-comic. I appreciate any tips or story ideas. Thanks
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Yaay! Maxx to the rescue! Can’t wait to see what happens…it might be nasty…
Rescue? if Maxx ruins the marriage, then they’ll all be stuck on the ship forever!
DAAAAAAAAAAANG…
Hey all! I always vote for this comic from work, but forgot today! Can someone vote for me? Thanks!!
Oh maxx, they want to be married
Max+goblin army+possibly niad crash the wedding
the pandemonium might crash the web site HAHAHA
Skeleton in the last panel is the story of my life. People only listening to half of what I have to say.
It happens to me practically all the time.
goddamnit maxx
Maxx, don’t do dis. DON’T DO DIS.
Maxx’s evil plan started, MUAHAHAHA
Damnit maxx.
Well, at least he can’t kill her.
Cyril had better hope that Skelerina is right about Maxx making a pretty inept Iago…
What I want to know is where the vikings get their food and why they need it
Aley makes it for them
Wedding crash incoming!
This can only end well.
\
Keep up the good work Jesse
This reminds me of Romeo and Juliet except Ina’s already dead
This is pretty inconsistant with Romeo and Juliet, Prof. Inconsistency. Cyril and Ina are being encouraged to get married so that the plot can continue.
Meh. Maybe I’m just seeing this weirdly. It was the middle of the night when I wrote that, so that might be it. Or there’s a detail that I’m missing that shoots my Romeo and Juliet comparison in the foot, as you say. I’m rambling. That’s the real problem.
Mmm… ramble sounds like scrambled eggs.
Maxx plz don’t do dis
maxx pls
now hannah will pull her word back about her regret about her axe throwing skill learnings before cyrils marriage. she might use it against maxx now.
Well, here comes the wedding crasher.
I like how the skeleton guy doesn’t even know Maxx’s name.
XD This is going to be great….
Maxx Do to it !
Oh Crap, this is a problem, both Maxx and Hannah are trying to save Guidey/Cyrill. When will June pop up again?
I don’t wanna see this… :'(
Lol has Maxx seriously been staring at the door at the 6th panel xD
Why won’t you let Cyril be happy i_i
Uh oh indeed.
Uh oh was the first thing I thought after seeing Maxx in that last panel…
No, Maxx, nooo. At least let Guidey taste his wedding cake first!
PLOT TWIST; they’re getting married, maxx tries to crash the wedding and capture cyril, but when he gets there, the GOBLIN TROOP Crashes through the wall!
My icon looks like a duck with a hairdo.
My icon looks like a viking helmet and shoulder armor
My icon- never mind.
I just found your comic yesterday and finally catched up with it 😀
It’s awesome..
But please… Give poor Cyril a nice wedding.. he deserves as much T-T
…Now that I think about it Iactually like your entire cast -aside from the titular hero oO
anyways, keep up the great work ^_^
Maxx is extremely likable! At least for the readers.
Wait… SAVE GUIDEY WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS SWORDS!
I don’t get it
Hello?…I’m here too…
IMPOSTER!
Calling it, maxx kills ina and Cyril joins the naiads!
He can’t kill her till the wedding is over, so unless he kills Cyril the only thing he could do is postpone the wedding.
point taken, but you KNOW that he would do something reaaaally stupid and wreck their relationship. though i don’t want that to happen D:
No
Maxx is somehow going to be the best man.
Did anyone realize that once he gets married in the curse is broken she will truely die
THAT is EXACTLY what I’m hoping for!!!
The captain explained earlier that Ina wouldn’t die.
Has anyone stopped to think about how Aley had a moustache in his Ale Nirvana dream? I think I finally confirmed it; Aley is male.
Or maybe I didn’t.
I don’t know.
I think Aley was originally supposed to be a guy at the beginning before the whole “Him/Her” thing started.
I still think Skelerina is the Mechanic and that she will end up marrying the goblin tinkerer.
YEAH!!
NO ONE WILL STOP CYRILXHANAHH
okno
GOOOD MAN!!!
I want a tutorial of how to do this comics!
there awesome!
Dude, we saw how she looked like in the flashback, nothing like the mechanic. And I don’t think the mechanic is a scholar.
Dude, we didn’t see her, we only saw her speech bubble.
I think the ship’s curse is making the flower not able to communicate with Cyril, and that’s why he hasn’t spoken up lately.
No Max, dangit, noooooo!!! Or.. yes? Skelerina and Guidey are just so adorable together, I want them to stay that way.. but I’ve loved the idea of Cyril and Hannah since they first met. Well, whatever, I’m sure Max is probably going to somehow screw it all up regardless, and Cyril will be depressed and Hannah have another chance.
Yay! Thanks Maxx!