Comic #342

The aprons must prevail once more!

It occurs to me sometimes that Aley tends to just float along with things sometimes. Well, hey, s/he’s a sidekick, and that’s what sidekicks are for.

-Jesse

99 thoughts on “Comic #342”

    1. i noticed that the campfire is on ice,if the goal was to melt something as thick as the guieds ice wouldnt it melt whats thin and under them first? but as always keep up the amazing work jesse

  1. Fifty millionth five hundred nindy two! awesome.
    Seriously, Great comic… is aley gonna cook cyril :O

  2. PyjamaWearingWizard

    Im currently thinking 3 things:
    1. Why does max still have a copper pickaxe.
    2. Couldn’t they put him next to the fire instead of above it.
    3. I would like my cyril medium rare.

  3. Wow, that pickaxe to the ice looked nasty… for a second I really couldn’t tell if that was copper shards or something else

      1. Nope. I mean I’ll see it new. When I started reading this comic, the latest one was the one where Cyril was contemplating his bunny.

        FEEL MY WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!!!

      2. How am I feeling your wrath?
        You just said yourself that you meant to say the wrong thing.

        And this whole “Fell my wrath thing is” getting boring, why don’t we just call it off and be friends?

        P.S. I am not a homosexual.

  4. Maxx thawed wrong that his puny copper pick could break the ice. Though it looks as though Cyril is getting a little hot under the collar with what they thawed up for a backup plan.

    1. Just realized (in the bathroom of all places) a better pun for the second sentence.

      “Though it doesn’t look as though Cyril is all to chilled about what they thawed up for a backup plan.”

      Sounds a bit better in my opinion. Ah well.

  5. Well, I would just:
    A) Heat my pickax and try to melt the ice
    B) Do what Maxx said
    C)Cook Cyril(btw Cyril is a cool name)
    D)Put Cyril IN the fire. After all, he is frozen solid.

      1. I know. I was stating that that’s what turkey, duck, and chicken together is called. Turducken.

      2. A Chaconurkey BBBQ Burgerwich is the best (BBBQ stands for brown barbecue, that’s brown and barbecue sauce). It’s chicken wrapped in bacon all stuffed inside a big turkey, chopped up and smothered with the aforementioned sauce and placed carefully into burger buns with beef patties in then the WHOLE thing on a sandwich.

    1. 1,000,000 years later.

      Some Glitch is mining some rocks on the planet comes across some… things frozen in ice. He brings them back to his base to thaw because we all know that is a brilliant idea.

      1. Holy crap… that just gave me an idea… something that I think would be awesome. Not saying much except… Starbound.

      2. bluebeard the shiny

        I- could- totally- see- that.- It’s- just- like- “oh?- what’s- this?- hey,- alfred,- come- down- here!- you- gotta- see- this!- *then- 10- minutes- later- the- glitch’s- avian- friend- comes- down*- “woah…- what’s- going- on- here?”- I- don’t- know.- It- looks- like- some- people- got- trapped- in- the- ice…- humans,- by- the- look- of- them,- but- there’s- a- small- chance- they- could- all- be- shaved- apexes.”- “that- would- be- hilarious.”- “wait,- did- that- one- wearing- a- robe- just- roll- his- eyes?”- holy- crap,- they’re- still- alive!”- quick!- let’s- take- them- back- to- that- cabin- we- built- about- a- mile- from- here- on- ground- level- to- thaw!”– “why- would- we- do- that?”- “so- they- can- tell- us- of- all- the- awesome- things- that- happened- before- they- were- frozen.”- “good- point.- maybe- they- can- make- rabbits- appear- out- of- midair.”- “yeah,- but-hey!- put- away- that- stupid- matter- manipulator!- we- all- know- that- thing’s- slow- as- ass!”- “well,- what- am- I- suppossed- to- use?”- “just- use- your- pickaxe.- we- just- need- to- be- all- careful-like- so- they- don’t- get- hurt.”- *cyril- lets- out- a- muffled- scream*

      3. What’s funny my little cast of characters are as follows:

        Slim (Human)
        G1R (Glitch)
        Rowen (Avian)
        Eve (Floran)

        Might introduce lesser characters but these are the major ones.

    1. As said near the start of their expedition (after Cyril’s first magic lesson), it’s Albanian for bacon.

  6. Frozen Cyril gets pickaxed!Maxx uses Blade Of Grass!Almost fatality!Frozen Cyril summon Hannah!Maxx summons Aley!Aley cooks Frozen Cyril!
    Good idea huh?

    1. You forget that Terraria objects have the ability to go infront of and behind things. Maxx’s sword is infront of the ice, Not through the ice.

  7. Aww man! I was hoping
    A. Ciryl gets impaled and a funeral occurs.
    B. They use Cyril to make there freezer work better.
    C. Cyril is frozen until something happens where he gets unusually warm. Probably something involving a certain doll and lava?

    1. the wall of flesh right now is to early
      but instead of the guide doll it would have to be something that would make him blush so possibly a certain *ahem* “awkward” moment with Hannah due to the fact that the average body temperature is 98.6 F or 32 C depending on your prefrence which is hot enough to melt ice easily and due to Cyrils high stress life his metabolism and blood pressure would be higher so his body temperature would be higher than normal and while someone is blushing more blood is pumped to the skin and with the guides higher blood pressure his blood would go through the blood vessels in his face faster so there would by less heat exchange which actually means more heat would be outputted through the rest of his body so his head would thaw faster so he would be able to tell Maxx how to thaw the rest of his body correctly without getting murdered but we all know Maxx would not listen

      sorry for all this text

  8. Patience… it will come.

    (Only applies to those who come back to the comic to check… and one of the things they look at next are the comics.)

      1. Heheheheh… nailed myself with this. Why else would I post this comment if I wasn’t doing the same thing that I described?

  9. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

    Here’s to all the things I failed to achieve in 2013 and the terrible things that haven’t happend yet in 2014!

    CHEERS!

  10. I pity cyril.

    He gets hurt in almost every comic
    Maxx is completely unempathetic of him
    He can’t seem to talk to Hannah
    He’s got a really rude flower in his head

    Man, Jesse! Cut Cyril some slack eventually!

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