Comic #303

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What, I’m not using the Merchant to mock our capitalist economy, why would you even suggest that

I had to look up the fife dialect to make sure I wasn’t missing out on any Scottish slang that the Demolitionist could be using. I learned more about Scottish slang than I ever hoped or wanted to.

-Jesse

78 thoughts on “Comic #303”

      2. Perspn Who Hates First Commenters, like explodesuicider

        You know, because first requires a whole lot of thinking, afterall, you would know.

      4. explodesuicider

        Besides, I don’t know why you all need to get up in arms over my saying “1st” in an otherwise perfectly reasonable comment.

      5. CookieEpic

        You bothered to make a username and use your email just to get a point in an argument.

        Someone’s mad

      6. explodesuicider

        And do you hate people who are the first to comment, or the ones who say first, which is and will continue to be a silly thing to be annoyed about?

      7. Neil Armstrong

        Well it requires more effort than just saying “First”. Plus it’s at least slightly funny to quote the first man on the moon.

      8. explodesuicider

        I’ll give you that, it is a darn good quote. Besides, I never just say “first,” that would waste everyone’s time.

    2. I use fen555 too much, I should use something else

      more like this “One small hop for slime, one giant jump for slimekind”

    3. pro terrarian

      YOURE WRONG THE QUOTE IS
      “one small step for A man one giant leap for mankind”.
      NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT REALLY IS

  2. Shadow_Mantis

    Ahhh… The Merchant is slowly turning into my favorite character… but I get the feeling that guard duty isn’t going to end well.

    2. goodgirl

      I think merchant will go like “oh, hi mr. zombie. sorry, but i can’t let you in. oh wait,um actually, if you gimme all your money I might make an exception.”

    2. Squideer

      I’m actually waiting until Tyrone respawns. They get in a dispute over what’s better, Explosives or Ammunition. (There is a slight dispute on them in-game based on their dialog)

      Tyrone goes to shoot the Demolitionist, Misses and accidentally hits the fuse of a bomb. The Demolitionist quickly throws the bomb, Tyrone dies again. :p

  6. bowmop

    Hes denying extra help? Well then again its probably safer without Demo… Hope the town is still intact when they return!

  9. Michael Gonzalez

    Does anyone else like to imagine how the story would turn out without the updates? I like to think there was a set path when this was made but then all this new stuff was added

    1. I agree with azdrez

      Then Maxx and friends are going to get back and see that and Tyrone’s gonna be like “Hey you guys can’t do this you blew me up!”

      1. I agree with I agree with azdrez

        And then everyone’s gonna be all confused like “Whaaaaa?” then Tyrone’s gonna tell the merchant to give him back his gold chain.

      2. Still an Anon.

        Or Tyrone will respawn with his gold chain, and the merchant will keep killing him “by accident” to keep getting free gold. Then Maxx will figure it out and make golden armor for everyone in the village.

      2. azdrez

        wow a lot of people commented to this and yes glory to arstotzka i didnt even think of that game i watched a bit of it on youtube but never played it (btw for those who dont know the game is “papers, please” well i think it is at least

  15. purpledragonguy

    Last!!! XD nah just kidding but seriously people who care about getting first get another hobby its so annoying

    1. explodesuicider

      The Starfury is associated with space, like the star cannon and space gun. Keeping that in mind, it would make more sense to have a new sword for air.

      1. explodesuicider

        If the Starfury was in the comic, it would go to Cyril, since he’s the wizard and Starfury needs mana to use.

      1. sirblackmage

        Mojang didn’t make pigs look that terrible on accident; they just inverted the graphic on accident so it stood upright. Notch (I think) got the idea for a monster that looks like that. And because it would look similar to the zombie if it had it’s arms stretched out, he made ’em smaller and give the creeper 2 extra feet.

      2. Still an Anon.

        Actually he’s right. The creepers were made out of failed pig models. The failure occured because of badly connecting the model pieces. There’s even a video of it on Notch’s first YT channel.

  25. Peaches

    I honestly think I clicked on the bookmark for this site 20 times or so this weekend because I didn’t remember reading a new comic. Then I realized the schedule changed,,,

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