What, I’m not using the Merchant to mock our capitalist economy, why would you even suggest that
I had to look up the fife dialect to make sure I wasn’t missing out on any Scottish slang that the Demolitionist could be using. I learned more about Scottish slang than I ever hoped or wanted to.
-Jesse
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
That’s one profound first comment.
Especially since it’s a quote, which requires no real effort to think up.
You know, because first requires a whole lot of thinking, afterall, you would know.
You need to get a life and stop hating
Besides, I don’t know why you all need to get up in arms over my saying “1st” in an otherwise perfectly reasonable comment.
You bothered to make a username and use your email just to get a point in an argument.
Someone’s mad
And do you hate people who are the first to comment, or the ones who say first, which is and will continue to be a silly thing to be annoyed about?
Well it requires more effort than just saying “First”. Plus it’s at least slightly funny to quote the first man on the moon.
I’ll give you that, it is a darn good quote. Besides, I never just say “first,” that would waste everyone’s time.
nope.but hating the firsts wastes everyone’s time.
I think you are jealous of the firsts.
Hi I wanna join in :3
more like this “One small hop for slime, one giant jump for slimekind”
YOURE WRONG THE QUOTE IS
“one small step for A man one giant leap for mankind”.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT REALLY IS
There’s no a. Show me an a.
The “a” was lost in transmission. In it’s place is a static buzz.
Ahhh… The Merchant is slowly turning into my favorite character… but I get the feeling that guard duty isn’t going to end well.
I like him because his face always looks the same.:3
I think merchant will go like “oh, hi mr. zombie. sorry, but i can’t let you in. oh wait,um actually, if you gimme all your money I might make an exception.”
So who thinks the Merchant is going to cheat the Demo out of all his gold?
Oh, just everyone.
If he even has any. Also, is he stereotypical Scottish or normal Scottish?
I’m actually waiting until Tyrone respawns. They get in a dispute over what’s better, Explosives or Ammunition. (There is a slight dispute on them in-game based on their dialog)
Tyrone goes to shoot the Demolitionist, Misses and accidentally hits the fuse of a bomb. The Demolitionist quickly throws the bomb, Tyrone dies again. :p
Sorry to disappoint, but an in-comic day needs to pass first before that can happen.
Watch the demo cheat the MERCHANT out of his money
He is Scottish…
me!
XD Oh, the Capitalism. Sneaky lil Merchant XD
By the end of this comic, Jesse’s going to become Scottish. Mark my words.
XD.
Consider them marked.
Hes denying extra help? Well then again its probably safer without Demo… Hope the town is still intact when they return!
I like the Merchant. He’s like me 😀
Hey! You with my avatar! I MADE YOU
An avatar stealter?BAN HIM JESSE!
I’m still waiting for Tyrone
You’re wasting your time
Does anyone else like to imagine how the story would turn out without the updates? I like to think there was a set path when this was made but then all this new stuff was added
Oh, God.
That accent.
Tyrone……. -_-
i think they are going to illegally detain tyrone
Then Maxx and friends are going to get back and see that and Tyrone’s gonna be like “Hey you guys can’t do this you blew me up!”
And then everyone’s gonna be all confused like “Whaaaaa?” then Tyrone’s gonna tell the merchant to give him back his gold chain.
Or Tyrone will respawn with his gold chain, and the merchant will keep killing him “by accident” to keep getting free gold. Then Maxx will figure it out and make golden armor for everyone in the village.
Glory to Arstotzka!
YAY!
hey,wait,glory for who?
wow a lot of people commented to this and yes glory to arstotzka i didnt even think of that game i watched a bit of it on youtube but never played it (btw for those who dont know the game is “papers, please” well i think it is at least
How do you misspell “bowl”?
Also, we can all probably see azdrez’ comment happening in our heads.
oh god.she doesnt get the joke.
btw,still an BOUL OF TWOH GAWDFISSSSSH
I read “fap fap fap” instead of “tap tap tap”
Merchant you douche.
Last!!! XD nah just kidding but seriously people who care about getting first get another hobby its so annoying
I don’t really care, it’s just a pleasant surprise.
Well, now I’m sure the Merchant is Polish.
How dare you say that about my country Biatch
I think they should replace the gossamer sword with the starfury
The Starfury is associated with space, like the star cannon and space gun. Keeping that in mind, it would make more sense to have a new sword for air.
If the Starfury was in the comic, it would go to Cyril, since he’s the wizard and Starfury needs mana to use.
starfurry? talkin’bout star fox?
damn jokes.
I don’t even know why you misspelled it, nobody else did.
My avatar looks like a pig
Better pig than say what Creepers in Minecraft were supposed to be… allegedly…
Mojang didn’t make pigs look that terrible on accident; they just inverted the graphic on accident so it stood upright. Notch (I think) got the idea for a monster that looks like that. And because it would look similar to the zombie if it had it’s arms stretched out, he made ’em smaller and give the creeper 2 extra feet.
Actually he’s right. The creepers were made out of failed pig models. The failure occured because of badly connecting the model pieces. There’s even a video of it on Notch’s first YT channel.
Is the demolitionist being Scottish a tf2 reference?
Nope. Chuck Explosiva
Oh. I just thought, y’know, Demoman and Demolitionist, both are often called Demo… dang.
When the Update for terraria comes out next month, i’ll be re-creating the Legend Of Max world like I did last time! And then some. c:
Will you make a Maxx PC to play as?
iz canz blowz stuffz upz, lol
lol…
for some reason I think that the storylines going slower…
EWEWYONE THEW WILL BE A HAMMUSH YESH IN NEW UPDATE YAAAAAAAAA : Mom SHUT UP BOUT THE MUSH
Because people keep talking about the hammush, it makes me want to mush you with a hammer…
And throw some mushrooms in for flavoring…
Does the Merchant remind anyone else of Thief from 8-Bit Theater?
I honestly think I clicked on the bookmark for this site 20 times or so this weekend because I didn’t remember reading a new comic. Then I realized the schedule changed,,,
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