Comic #503: Backhanded

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YELL YELL YELL

Sorry Hannah. Then again, if June disapproves there’s a decent chance you’re doing things right. Right?

Have a good weekend!

-Jesse

183 thoughts on “Comic #503: Backhanded”

    3. Maxx

      Oh Shiz it’s Xane! Stay back, I have the Blade of Grass, Muramasa, and a dagger that looks a lot like the one you had for some reason!

      2. Luigi

        Seeing your state of being electrocuted to death, I have some more (bad) puns…

        _Watt_ are you doing?
        That is quite _shocking_!
        I’m glad I’m not in your _current_ situation.
        I bet you can’t wait to go _ohm_.

        (turtally didn’t steal
        these off the internet
        nope dolphinately not
        crabsolutely certain)

      5. Tixel

        Congrats Father of June! you are 100% right! Now go back to being dead so the gang must never ever meet you!

    9. Alexx

      Really lame puns are the reason why the undead Vikings tried to kill Maxx and co. They didn’t get mad about the captains decapitation until Maxx spoke.

  5. stlast

    Maxx-Cyril arguments are always so entertaining.
    Heck, all the arguments on this comic are entertaining.

      1. Maxx

        I’ve got my eye on you, Ocelot, and so do my musket, blade of grass, muramasa, and light’s bane, not to mention my Cron Sword.

      2. Zachary Mason

        But your cron sword is broken…
        R.i.p cron sword
        When the eye of cthulhu showed up-when the eye of cthulhu died
        You were made by an insane person
        Who is insanely insane

  9. Ty

    Know what I love? That Dr. Vimplegurger and Sophia have such complete opposite roles from what you’d expect. One would think that the man in the mad scientist outfit with the complex German name would be doing the reality-defying experiments and the cute mechanic girl would be his scared assistant trying to be a voice of reason, but nope. Quite the opposite.

    Speaking of which, Dr. V did have some mad-sciencey tinker-y tendencies when you introduced him, what with erasing another goblin from existence and all that. What happened to his spirit of discovery? His own mad science spark? I liked him better that way…

    1. Rand al'Thor

      It’s still there, just all the experiments are in the deuterium generator. Probably because he doesn’t want someone to breath too heavily on his mining helmet-flipper

  10. slimebunny

    Ahh good ol maxx and Cyril banter… Remember the times when they would do that all the time like the argument about eating enchanted gem hearts good times

    3. cyril pines

      before I read this comic, I look at the blue boys on the top of the page, and I was like “so that right one is Maxx’s enemy but also a good friend and the left one is his girfriend.” I was so wronggg

  13. lyouke

    Hi Jesse, I feel like you should have higher tiers on your patron. e.g. A tier where you do streams, one where you do the thing loadingartist.com does with dream and star supporters.

  15. Jamesym100

    you know what I’m surprised about? the fact that Maxx spelt figuratively and virtually right… I thought for sure that he would spell/say them wrong and Cyril would correct him…

  16. thekingslime

    Jesse what would happen if they reach end of map? they will fell in water or they create new terraria world 1.3.0.8?

  17. cyril pines

    Hey Xylan you are my favourite villan in this comic (your water attack is cool and your hair too) and your brother is such a crazy guy *-*(Xyan is your elder brother am I right?)

  18. Lightstrikerz

    So… Why is Guidey the navigator? And why do they need a navigator in a 2D world in the firstplace? And if they did, then how did they know where to go when Guidey was incapated?

    2. Medusa bunny

      They didn’t know where to go, they just kept going in the same direction. They need a navigator because west and east are switched.

  19. Thisguy

    Probably is a good thing if June disapproves, considering that she is the one who is most likely to agree to Maxx’s ideas, like the Hellboat.

  20. Awsonymous

    Hey, that reminds me. We haven’t heard from Flowey the Flower in a while.
    …No, not the Undertale one. The one that lives in Cyril.

      3. Ocelot

        Since Aley since is helping fight then It’s probably R.P.G..
        But if Aley was just giving advice to a silent protagonist then it would definitely be action adventure.

  22. plokijjikolp

    Cyril should rethink arguing with Maxx. Once he gets a hold of the Guide Voodoo doll, his adventure would determine whether he is still a bowl of two goldfish or not.

      3. cyril pines

        in the terraria game, you throw the voodoo guide doll into the lava at hell, the wall of flesh will appear, also your guide will as die as the voodoo doll.

      4. cyril pines

        if you defeat the WoF, you will enter the hard mode, also you can ride unicornnnnn!
        ps: a new npc in the hardmode has said the Wall of flesh actually is wall of guide.
        you are a terrible person.

    1. cyril pines

      I had a little worry about this story at begin, but now I trust in Jesse. I hope it wouldn’t be some Jepan’s anime and comics, become never end and getting boring.

    1. Chris

      It’ll still have some amazing background radiation leftover.
      From the quantity of the amazing levels I’m picking up on the Gei-‘great’ Counter, it appears to have an amazing half-life of 20 months.

    2. Maxx

      Well, in the game NPC’s respawn as a new person, but in this, they redrawn as the same person. So Cyril’s name actually never changed.

    1. Alexx

      However, it is a name for the Clothier….
      Hm. Maybe….No, even time travel is a bit TOO extreme for Legend of Maxx.

      1. Medusa bunny

        Not necessarily. In many Marvel and DC comics there is time travel. And all of those actually have reason!

      3. Alexx

        Gus is a name for the merchant. He’s disguised himself as a goblin to steal everything Maxx and co. has.

  28. iluvgrumpycat

    What days do Jesse update, i need to know so i can stop going onto this website and checking my email?

      4. cyril pines

        ok, thanks for the answer!(hmm I had costed the different time between Malaysia and Ameira so the America’s time is slow than Malaysia almost one day that then my country upload time is Thuesday, Fourday and Saturday lol)

      3. June

        Also, stylists don’t give hair. They cut it. And no, that doesn’t make Xane or whoever a stylist. It just makes you an idiot. Don’t let the fire touch the bunny, Maxx.

      4. June

        Jesse should totally add what I said in the comic when we find the stylist. Max would be talking about how I can get my hair back because of the stylist, then I say what u said above. It’s brilliant

  35. vashtp

    Maybe June would be nicer to cyril if she remembered that he also is and was forced to tolerate our hero and all that came before

  46. BunnyFromFirstComic

    Well, i cant follow you guys anymore via flying. you see, june activated a bunny pet when she was 16800 years old but lost the pet activator 2 seconds after for “Bunny” reasons, (i stole it so i can fly) so i can follow them and fly. but i cant follow june over the ocean so i have to figure out what’s happening via these comics which are POORLY made.( JESSE MAKE A COMIC WITH A BUNNY IN A RAFT PLS, I WANNA BE PART OF THE STORY AGAIN! ADD THE DOT ON THE BUNNY SO THEY KNOW IT’S ME) do not read te previous message unless your jesse
    BFTFC- (Bunny from teh first comic)

  49. Bluemanaflower

    Don’t worry little bunny from the first comic I will teach Cyril how to make you a ocean bunny that can run a top of water if Cyril is up for the challenge later on in the future

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